"How is it possible that you can learn my body training method just by looking at it?" Joseph's eyes widened, he was obviously just a hateful gorilla, why did he have such a strong learning ability!
At this time, the sturdy gorilla opposite shook his head, and finally... he even pointed his middle finger at Joseph! They are definitely not seeing humans for the first time, and they have learned a lot from humans.
"Arrogant, it was just the simplest warm-up!" Joseph gritted his teeth, took a deep breath, and began to perform the second style of "The Time is Calling", Shu Jing Huo Mai Fist.
Well, the name was made up by Joseph himself, and it's actually 'stretching'!
Joseph stood upright first, then punched upward with both hands, palms forward!
Then, half squat, while punching down with both hands, palms back. When you're done, stand up and punch up with both hands and punch down with both hands at the same time. After punching, the left foot forwards into a lunge, and at the same time, the arms are raised from the front to the side, the fist changes to the palm, and the head is slightly raised.
When finished, restore upright. Take a deep breath, let out a breath!
Mighty Gorilla stared at Joseph, scratching his head.
The corners of Joseph's mouth are raised - the second pose is much more complicated than the first pose, the gorilla is just an orangutan after all ∧≌, can't you learn the second pose
But at this moment, Zhuangzhuang Gorilla did a backflip, stood upright, and then punched up with both hands, palms forward!
Then, half squat, while punching down with both hands... Finally, the strong gorilla returns to an upright position. Take a deep breath, let out a breath! Even the action of exhaling was learned by it in a decent manner.
It's still the same as the first time, perfectly replicating all of Joseph's actions!
After doing it once. Zhuangzhuang gorilla was still not satisfied.
Sudden. It waved vigorously.
behind him. More than fifty gorillas seemed to receive the signal. They began to beat the ground with their hands and feet in a rhythm, and their mouths began to rhythmically: "Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!"
In this roar, the mighty gorilla resumed the second set of 'stretching exercises'.
And, it's getting faster and faster!
The roars of the more than fifty gorillas behind him were getting faster and faster.
By the end, the gorilla had done the second set of 'stretches' three times faster than Joseph.
The triple-speed gorilla style looks like a video fast-forward...
When it's done again, Big Gorilla raises his hands.
Behind him, more than fifty gorillas cheered in unison...
The mighty gorilla spins like a king. Accept the cheers of the group of gorillas, the gorilla who is alive and well.
Finally, it turned around again, with a slight movement of its lips, a breath of air in its nostrils, and an orangutan version of the expression of 'disdain', which appeared vividly in front of everyone.
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Behind him, the surrounded people were completely stunned.
They don't even know what kind of expression to use to show their messy heart - it's 70% fear, 10% depression, 10% surprise and the last 10% Confused mixed emotions.
Miss Lu Fei asked cautiously, "Sister, is this... a fight dance?"
Sister Lu was silent for a moment: "Should it be Douxiu exercise? By the way. What kind of gymnastics is this?"
"It's "The Time Is Calling", I specifically checked it online." Miss Lu Fei replied.
After she saw the video posted by Zhuge Yue on the campus website. I specifically went to the Internet to check which set of radio gymnastics Joseph did. After comparison, it was determined that it was "The Time is Calling".
Hey, thinking of Zhuge Yue, Lu Fei immediately searched carefully in the crowd - sure enough, Zhuge Yue and Zhuge Zhongyang were not in the crowd!
There were also Song Shuhang, Tu Bo, Gao Moumou and his girlfriend Yazhu, who were also not in the crowd.
Lu Fei recalled that before the plane crashed, Zhuge Yue and Zhuge Zhongyang were going to the cab to see Song Shuhang's situation.
It seemed that a few of them were separated along with the nose of the plane and the big team.
"The times are calling? So it's this set... How many sessions are there in this set of gymnastics?" Sister Lu asked.
Lu Fei meditated in his heart and replied, "Ten sessions in total."
"Is there only ten..." Sister Lu looked around.
The circle of more than fifty gorillas was as tight as a bucket. Unless you put your wings on and fly out, there is no space to escape at all.
In this way, after the foreign uncle has done ten gymnastics, and the gorilla has finished the gymnastics with him, it is time to start the attack again, right
There must be a way! Before the uncle Joseph finished ten gymnastics, he thought of a way to escape.
Sister Lu tried her best to calm down.
And when she was frantically turning her head, Joseph had already started to do the fifth 'chest expansion exercise'.
Because Zhuangzhuang Gorilla was using the 'Gymnastics Acceleration' skill, Joseph took a deep breath and began to speed up his gymnastics. So, in the blink of an eye, the fifth section was completed.
Sister Lu scratched her hair in distress: "Damn, in the face of absolute strength, no strategy will come in handy."
No, if it goes on like this, Uncle Joseph's ten radio gymnastics will be finished soon!
At least think of a way first and then delay the time, I really want to come up with an idea of getting out!
At this time, Lu Fei suddenly called out to the more than 20 surviving passengers: "Excuse me, does anyone know how to dance?"
"Hip-hop?" The passengers were stunned at first, and then their eyes lit up!
Yes, this group of gorillas seems to be very good at and like to imitate human movements - as can be seen from the Big Gorilla Club and Joseph's 'fighting gymnastics'.
In this case, maybe going up and down the street dance or something can also attract the interest of the gorillas.
And... some of the hip-hop moves are very difficult, and it's hard for a gorilla's physique to imitate those moves. There are even some actions that may cause confusion in the gorillas and create opportunities for everyone to escape!
"I will!" At this moment, a voice sounded.
Everyone quickly looked at the voice... Only when they saw the black uncle who was tied up said proudly, "I'm a hip-hop master!"
Well, black uncles are probably all good at hip-hop.
But you are useless even if you are a hip-hop overlord. You are all tied up. Also held by a gorilla on the other end of a strong rope. No one dares to go up and untie you!
"Cough, let me try it." A slightly fat man stood up and smiled bitterly: "I also learned hip-hop when I was young."
But then... After he started working, he never went out to dance again. Because he has a family, and to support this family, he can no longer be as wild as a young man.
The once dexterous body has gradually become a little fatter because of work, and the level of hip-hop. I don't know how unfamiliar it is...
"Come on, big brother!" At this time, the cute little Zhengtai encouraged the slightly fat man.
The slightly chubby man took a deep breath, gritted his teeth, gathered up his courage, and walked behind Joseph.
After Joseph finished ten radio gymnastics, he went up to take over and danced a few hip-hop dances to see if he could arouse the gorilla's interest and imitate the dance.
If it can arouse the interest of the gorillas, it will be the best, if not... the ending needless to say.
"I don't know my current body. How many movements can I make?"
maybe. This will be the last time he dances in his life.
Being able to use the hip-hop that I once liked as the end of my life... Maybe, it's also a good ending.
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After a few minutes.
Joseph finished the last section of "The Time Is Calling", "Organization Movement", at nearly eight times the speed.
He was trying his best to accelerate, and afterimages danced with both hands.
It is also thanks to his persistent exercise 30 times a day for more than a month that he was able to turn this set of "The Calling of the Times" into instinct, and to achieve such a fast speed.
The gorilla on the opposite side stayed in place earnestly, watching Joseph finish this set of actions. Eight times the speed, and if it's not taken seriously, it misses a few beats.
When Joseph was done, he gasped and stared at the gorilla, silent.
Zhuangzhuang Gorilla thought for a while after reading it.
Then it stood up - swipe! It beats the 'tidying up movement' at ten times the speed.
After completing the 'Organization Movement' at ten times the speed, Zhuangzhuang Gorilla continued to greet the cheers of the apes like a star.
Joseph secretly sighed.
"Father wet, I tried my best." Joseph said.
It's a pity, he hasn't developed a sense of qi yet, he hasn't become a real martial arts master... What a pity.
"Dude, you did a great job. Next, I'll take over." At this moment, the slightly fat man behind him silently stepped forward and patted Joseph on the shoulder.
Joseph looked at the fat man suspiciously.
The slightly fat man stepped forward, facing the gorillas, he stretched out his hand and made a provocative gesture of fighting dance.
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The strong gorilla looked suspiciously at Joseph on the side, and then looked at the slightly fat man suspiciously.
At this time, the slightly fat man began to dance in the street.
He used his life to dance this may be the last dance of his life. All kinds of movements that he had never dared to do before were actually performed by him at an extraordinary level this time!
The slightly fat man felt that this dance was undoubtedly the best dance in his life.
Behind him, the surviving people cheered, which was an affirmation of his dance.
At this time, Zhuangzhuang gorilla tilted his head, and the color of doubt on his face became more and more intense.
After a moment, it scratched its head.
Then, it patted a gorilla next to him, who was slightly shorter but equally strong.
The stocky gorilla stepped forward.
It rushed towards the slightly fat man who was still dancing!
And then... it knocked out the dancing fat man with one blow.
He took out the rope and tied him up skillfully...
The cheers of the crowd were suddenly cut off, and the people were stunned... unable to speak for a long time.
Hip-hop, unable to attract the curious imitations of gorillas
Why can radio gymnastics arouse the curiosity of the orangutans? Why!
The stocky gorilla dragged the chubby man back to the group.
Then, the sturdy gorilla in front raised his hands and patted his chest with his fists. Its eyes were fixed on Joseph.
The fighting spirit is awe-inspiring!
"Is it just desperate?" Joseph secretly asked.
Then, he roared to give himself courage. He rushed towards the strong gorilla without hesitation...
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the other side.
Wenzhou City, Baijing Road, Song Shuhang's home.
Aunt Li's house next door was suddenly relocated yesterday. It is said that a wealthy person bought her house at a price that Aunt Li's family could not refuse.
The big money can't wait to move in today.
Daoist Yunwu hummed a song, holding some small gifts in his hands, and walked to Song Shuhang's house.
He rang the doorbell of Song Shuhang's house.
Soon, Mother Song came down and opened the door.
"Hello, who are you looking for? Huh? It's you?" Song Mama looked at Taoist Yunwu and called out. This is not the seriously injured patient that Song Shuhang picked up a few days ago.
Later, the patient ran away overnight, and also wrapped up a sheet of her house!
"Hello, big sister, it's me, my name is Li Yun." Daoist Yunwu showed a simple and honest smile: "Thanks to the help of little brother Shuhang a few days ago, my injury recovered quickly, this time I I came to thank you. Also, I just recently bought a house nearby, and we are neighbors from today."
After all, Daoist Yunwu enthusiastically handed over a delicate little gift.
After Mama Song received the small gift, she saw Taoist Yunwu's simple and honest smile - she was immediately impressed by him.
"It's good that people are here. What gifts are you giving? Come in and sit down." Song Mama laughed.
"Then I'll be rude to ask for a glass of water." Daoist Yunwu continued to laugh, what did he come to draw? The picture is to enter Song Shuhang's house and rub the 'Dao Enlightenment Stone' on Song Shuhang's body, so as to break through the current fifth-grade small realm!
After entering the room, Taoist Yunwu did not see Shuhang.
He smiled and asked casually, "Hey, is little friend Shuhang not at home?"
"Oh, he went on a trip with his friends in the dormitory early this morning. It is said that he wants to go abroad to go to a holiday island to play. That's how young people are. They can't be idle during the summer vacation. They always want to go out to play." Tea came, and smiled.
Going to play... and still going abroad to play? !
Is it so coincidental!
Daoist Yunwu was completely stupid.
Fortunately, he is a monk who has lived for hundreds of years, even though half of his life is sealed. But he has a lot of experience adapting to changing situations.
When Mother Song didn't notice that he was in a daze, he continued to show a simple and honest smile: "Then when will he come back? I left in a hurry last time, and I didn't even come to thank him in person."
"At least seven or eight days, as many as ten days and a half month." Song Mama replied casually, Song Shuhang was talking about a seven-day vacation, but in case of encountering that Soft Feather girl, it might be necessary to Procrastinate a little longer!
Daoist Yunwu's mouth twitched.
Nima, he has visited dozens of houses overnight and committed forty or fifty major cases of thief. He finally saved up a sum of money and bought a house near Song Shuhang's house in a hurry. He was so exhausted. Live, what are you looking for
The picture is of Song Shuhang's enlightenment stone one day earlier!
But now, Daoist Yunwu feels that he will never love again. (To be continued.)
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