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Chapter 335: By the way, put some wax for little friend Song Shuhang

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If you really pinched it, then after pinching off the tip of the onion, why would you wrap the tip of the onion and put it in your pocket instead of taking it

Could it be that when he was on the mysterious island, he accidentally pinched Lady Onion's head? Then you want to find a way to stick it back when you leave the island

"Toutou, my green onion is sharp!" At this moment, Lady Onion on the Taoist Enlightenment Stone in her pocket shouted, "Damn Song Shuhang, you really pinched my green onion!"

"Don't make trouble! Stop screaming, I don't have any memories of the mysterious island.??" Song Shuhang looked at the stalks of the green onion carefully and asked, "Ms. onion, stick this green onion back for you, you Can it be restored?"

"How is it possible to stick it back? What kind of glue do you use? Glue?! I pinched your head off, and then try to stick it for you with glue!" Lady Onion is very angry, she managed to grow back like this A piece of green onion seedlings was not easy to be pinched on the head. Old pain, if Song Shuhang doesn't apologize to her, she will definitely not forgive him!

"That's right." Song Shuhang wrapped the tip of the green onion in paper again, and then put it in the 'rabbit shrink bag'.

Anyway, it can't stick back, so let's keep the tip of the green onion.

It's a pity to throw it away, maybe it can be used in the future - for example, when he hits the 'Yuelongmen', if he wants to quickly accumulate the power of qi and blood in his body, he treats the tip of the onion before taking it Going down, it will definitely have a very good effect.

After collecting the onion tips, Shuhang said to Lady Onion, "If I really pinch off your onion tips... Then I will definitely find a way to compensate you!"

"How do you compensate me?" The remaining half of Lady Onion's body bulged slightly like air, this is her puffing up the bun face!

"I haven't figured out how to compensate. Let's see what opportunities will come in the future. If you look like this, even if I want to compensate you, I can't think of a place to compensate. Otherwise, I will give you another green onion as a partner?" Song Shuhang replied road.

"There is no sincerity at all." Lady Onion replied bitterly, but half of the slightly bulging green onion calmed down - this silly onion was surprisingly easy to settle.

"Don't worry, what I say, Song Shuhang, always counts. After I say compensation, I will definitely find a way to compensate you." Song Shuhang said seriously.

The cultivation method that Lady Onion cultivates seems to be a Buddhist practice... However, this Buddhist practice does not match well with Lady Onion, who has been practicing for more than 300 years. It didn't even break through the first-grade realm.

Otherwise, do you have the opportunity to try another exercise for Lady Onion? Buddhist practice is not good, you can change to Taoism or Confucianism.

Thinking of this, Song Shuhang secretly wrote down this option.

Then. Holding the Dao Enlightenment Stone, he began to meditate and hone his spiritual power.

I don't know how long it took, but when Song Shuhang finished his meditation, the senior Immortal Master Copper Trigram just came back. There are several wild animals in his hands.

And Venerable White, still guarding the 'Wolf One' few people, hasn't come back yet.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram skillfully set fire outside the tent, and then took out a barbecue rack from his trolley to peel the game and slaughter it.

Serve, sprinkle with seasonings and start grilling. It seems that the Immortal Master's 'survival in the wild' skill is full - this is because when his strength was not high back then, he was often chased and killed by people after being considered a black hexagram. From time to time, I have to hide in the deep mountains, old forests, and vast oceans. At that time, he was young and could not fast, and eventually he was a life skill that was tortured abruptly.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram said cheerfully, "Come on, try this Immortal Master's craftsmanship. I haven't done it for a few years, and I feel that my hands have grown a lot."

Doudou squatted aside and drooled.

The little monk Guoguo... Hiding in the tent did not dare to come out, for fear of breaking the precept.

"I'm going to ask Senior White to come over for dinner." Song Shuhang said.

Langyi and the others still haven't come over, so it's useless for Venerable White to continue to wait by the sea, let Senior White have something to eat first.

"Let's go." Immortal Master Copper Trigram smiled and looked at Song Shuhang meaningfully... um. Just now in the process of hunting game, when he returned with a full reward, he took a few selfies and boarded the Jiuzhou No. 1 group. Get ready to take a few selfies in the group.

Then, as soon as he boarded the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group', a full screen of chat records popped up on the phone screen, and the phone had the illusion that it was about to crash.

After finally recovering, Immortal Master Copper Trigram was about to take these few 'selfies', so he chose the moment of the picture. The chat records of the Jiuzhou No. 1 group were popping up at the same speed as the screen, and the number of them popped up to 99 at once.

And they are all swiping the screen in the form of pictures... Because the signal on the isolated island is not very good, the pictures received by Immortal Master Copper Trigram are still in the buffer stage, and the content of the pictures has not been seen for a long time.

What happened to the fellow Daoists in the group today? Such a maddening water group

Did you find some interesting chat topic

Finally, after these pictures were buffered a little bit, Immortal Master Copper Trigram became Sparta!

What am I seeing

The cute and playful version of the double tail... Senior White

The white predecessor with a single ponytail

And the white predecessors who tied their heads in braids

Various pictures of white seniors.

Dominate the screen at this time.

There are also the heads of the Taoists in the group who are in the water group, all of which have been replaced by white predecessors of various appearances... I feel that the whole group is a 'group of demons dancing'.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram was stunned for a long time... What happened today

Is it the wrong way for him to open the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'? Why do I feel like I'm out of date even though I haven't been online for a while

Let me see the source of this 'white senior's screen brushing'.

So, Immortal Master Tonggua switched the mobile phone mode, opened the chat history of Ruantian software, and swiped all the way up.

Terrifyingly, this group of daoists in the group went crazy with nearly 60,000 messages and chat records. The cultivator's hand exploded, which is simply not what ordinary people can imagine.

With great difficulty, he found the source of the matter - not long after little friend Song Shuhang borrowed his mobile phone, Lingdie Island Soft Feather uploaded a shared file called 'Senior White Expression Pack' in the group space.

This shared file is the topic center and root cause of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'.

After being stunned for a third of a second... Immortal Master Copper Trigram decided to download this file. Although the network degree is a bit slag and a bit of a breeze, but after a long time, the file was downloaded successfully.

In order to give himself some fashion value, Immortal Master Copper Trigram did not hesitate to put on a 'Senior White's contempt' emoji. This emoji is the best!

He felt that after putting on this avatar, when he was looking for a chance to chat with the Beihe loose people, he was constantly despising this guy from Beihe. Psychologically feel better!

then. He followed the chat record all the way down... Soon, he saw a dialogue that was eye-catching.

That was the conversation between True Monarch Yellow Mountain and Soft Feather.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain: "Whose hands are these? Is it the one who dressed up for Senior White?"

"That's Senior Song's hand." - Lingdie Island Soft Feather replied.

I remember... Venerable White also joined the Jiuzhou No. 1 group, right? And it was Song Shuhang's little friend who taught Venerable White to join the group.

Venerable White should have seen this chat record, right

That's for sure... With the madness of the fellow Daoists in the group, Venerable White just needs to go online and watch the group. You will definitely notice this chat log!

"Young is good." Immortal Master Copper Trigram said secretly in his heart.

By the way, I would like to give a thumbs up for Miss Yurouzi... and by the way, I would like to give a thumbs up to little friend Song Shuhang!

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Song Shuhang didn't even know that Soft Feather uploaded the 'Senior White Expression Pack' to the group space - he never thought that the file Soft Feather wanted to pass to him would be this terrifying 'Senior White Expression Pack'.

If he knew about this now, now, he would silently dig a hole for himself on the isolated island and bury himself in it.

So, sometimes the ignorant is fearless is a very happy thing.

Song Shuhang happily walked towards Senior White.

At this time, Senior White was sitting cross-legged on a big rock. He rested his cheeks in one hand, while the other hand was silently brushing his phone. Senior White's face was calm, the long black shawl was sprinkled behind him, and it fluttered slightly with the sea breeze. The picture was as beautiful as a picture scroll.

"Senior White, it's getting late, those guys in Langyi haven't come back, why don't we go back to eat something first?" Song Shuhang called out to Venerable White from a distance.

With the strength of Venerable White, he has already reached the realm of bigu. Don't eat with meals. However, since he came out of the retreat to the present, he has been cooperating with ordinary people's time to work and rest, and also enjoys a modern life with three meals a day.

"Huh?" Venerable White heard Song Shuhang's voice, turned around and smiled slightly at Song Shuhang: "It's time to eat so soon?"

"Well, Senior Copper Trigram just played a few wild game. It looks delicious and smells delicious." Song Shuhang replied with a smile.

Venerable White nodded silently, "I've heard about the craftsmanship of fellow Taoist Tonggua before in the group. As far as the taste is concerned, it's almost comparable to the monks of the Immortal Chef line. Let's go and try it. "

Saying that, Venerable White put away his cell phone. Then, with a slight jump, he jumped off the big rock and landed exactly beside Song Shuhang.

The two walked side by side towards the tent.

While walking, Venerable White seemed to ask casually, "By the way, Shuhang, wouldn't it be interesting if I changed my style?"

"Huh?" Song Shuhang turned his head in confusion. Doubtful looking at Senior White

- At this time, I have to talk about the horror of amnesia on the mysterious island. Because of the influence of the 'seal memory' spell, Song Shuhang's head is now like a paste, and his reaction ability is half a beat late.

Under normal circumstances, Song Shuhang's brain's 'keyword search function' would definitely connect his brain to how he and Yu Yu not long ago when he heard a few keywords such as Venerable White, style change, and fun. Soft child's death incident for taking pictures of Venerable White madly.

But now, Song Shuhang's brain's 'keyword search' had a problem, so he was confused.

Seeing Song Shuhang's bewildered look, Venerable White raised the corner of his mouth, smiled slightly, and did not speak.

"What type?" Song Shuhang asked blankly.

The two continued to go side by side.

When he continued to walk a few steps, Venerable White reached out and grabbed his own body, one on the left and one on the left, and then lifted it up, "Like this type?"

Song Shuhang turned his head and looked back at Senior White-Huh? This type is the double ponytail version of Venerable White.

Song Shuhang froze!

Song Shuhang is Spartan!

Song Shuhang's mouth opened wide!

No matter how muddy his brain was at this time, when he saw Senior White's appearance, he immediately remembered the scene when he cooperated with Soft Feather in his death.

Why did Senior Venerable White suddenly make such a move

Is Senior White suddenly in a happy mood and wants to change his style to change the style of painting? Or did he find out what happened to Soft Feather and himself at that time

It's impossible. At that time, that thing was always hidden, and only you and Soft Feather knew about it... Unless Soft Feather stabbed this matter out

Wait... Soft Feather stabs this matter out

Song Shuhang immediately remembered the scene where he borrowed Senior Copper Trigram's mobile phone to chat with Soft Feather girl not long ago... Suddenly, someone in Song felt a chill, and he thought of a terrible possibility!

He swallowed hard, but felt that his mouth was still dry, and there was no sound.

"Haha." Venerable White put down his long and smiled.

Venerable White's face was still as calm as water, his steps were gentle, and he walked forward lightly.

Song Shuhang's face was stiff, he walked mechanically, and took a few steps forward with heavy steps.

Suddenly, he accidentally tripped over a small stone under his feet, and suddenly fell to the ground. The fall was unprepared and a little painful.

Soft Feather... You must not cheat on Song!

No, I must find Immortal Master Copper Trigram's mobile phone to use it again, and see what file Soft Feather has in the group space.

In addition, he has to contact the senior Su Clan's Seventh, the 'keel withered vine' that Su Clan's Sixteen needs has arrived.

Next, it was obvious that Immortal Master Copper Trigram's craftsmanship was amazing, and the game was delicious. But Song Shuhang couldn't taste any flavor in his mouth.

He filled his stomach stiffly, and then prepared to borrow his mobile phone from Immortal Master Copper Trigram to confirm the documents that Soft Feather had sent to the Qun Space.

However, just as he was about to borrow the phone from Senior Copper Trigram... Immortal Master Copper Trigram wiped his mouth and smiled heartily: "Then, little friend Song Shuhang, Senior Bai, Xiao Guoguo, Doudou, rest after you finish eating. , this Immortal Master still has some things to deal with, see you later."

After he finished speaking, Immortal Master Copper Trigram stepped lightly, and a flying sword floated under his feet, holding him up into the air—he had built that altar for so long in the morning.

Now, the time, place, and people have all been gathered, and he is going to open the altar.

Song Shuhang opened his mouth... his body was stiff.

"It's getting late, everyone, rest well. Shuhang, you move Miss Chu Chu to a tent. Doudou and Xiao Guoguo share a tent." Venerable White put down the tableware gracefully and smiled.

It's getting dark... it's getting late.

Those who should rest in peace, rest in peace.

Wrong, you should rest, let's rest early... (To be continued.)

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