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Chapter 336: White senior making fun of ants

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A night without a dream, the world is still so peaceful today.

Song Shuhang woke up early in the morning and let out a deep breath.

Senior White didn't ask him to do extreme bungee jumping... Perhaps, Senior White was really on a whim yesterday and wanted to change his style or something

He secretly guessed and hoped in his heart.

This is ostrich psychology - it is said that ostriches burrow their heads into the sand when cornered. It thinks that it can't see the enemy, and the enemy can't see it. This is a kind of escapism.

People sometimes do this too, always looking for excuses, possibilities, and self-comfort. Wrap yourself up with reasons one by one to create a sense of security for yourself.

"I hope the world is still peaceful today... I hope today, I can spend it peacefully." After Song Shuhang got up, he made a wish towards the void.

Then, he got out of the tent, ready to find a place to wash.

When he got out of the tent, Song Shuhang saw that the fire that had been barbecued yesterday was starting again. Immortal Master Copper Trigram was wearing that cowboy hat and was busy on the barbecue.

There are a lot of game on the barbecue grill, and there are also some vegetarian dishes such as wild vegetables, which are obviously prepared for the little monk.

Senior Copper Trigram was unexpectedly very careful. Song Shuhang thought to himself, at the same time, he found that Senior Copper Trigram's cowboy hat seemed to be bigger today, and it looked more like a beautiful wide-brimmed hat? Isn't it the same hat as yesterday's

"Good morning, Senior Copper Trigram. Do you want to read the book?" Song Shuhang waved his hand and said.

"Good morning, little friend Shuhang. There is a water source on my right hand side for about 100 meters. You can wash up and come back to eat something." Senior Copper Trigram replied without turning his head.

"Thank you senior, senior has worked hard." Song Shuhang replied subconsciously, and then moved towards the position on the right hand side of senior in a daze.

After walking two steps, Song Shuhang suddenly froze—something felt wrong

It was Senior Copper Trigram's voice, something was wrong. The voice just now sounded thin and soft, like a woman's voice

Song Shuhang turned back suddenly. Looking towards the grill location.

Senior Copper Gua is still dressed in a white vest, five-point jeans, and a cowboy hat!

However, what happened to the high bulge in the chest of Senior Copper Trigram at this time. That stunned arc propped up the white vest into a sexy navel-baring outfit.

And the small waist that Yingying holds...

There are also two white, slender calves exposed under five-point tight-fitting washed jeans...

Finally, that face, Moth eyebrows. She has a beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, and a touch of cinnabar between her brows.

girl!

"Senior Copper Trigram?" Song Shuhang pointed at the girl, surprised.

"Ah, are you not going to wash up yet?" Immortal Master Copper Trigram raised his head and showed a beautiful and bright smile. ?? This face value has reached the level of disaster.

"Senior, you look like a swollen horse!" Song Shuhang said in shock, why did I wake up after a sleep, and Immortal Copper Trigram was a rough man. Have you become a charming copper hexagram fairy

Is this world twisted

Or, am I actually in a dream now

"Oh, you said what I look like." Immortal Master Copper Trigram smiled slightly: "This is the Disguise Technique! You have been in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' for so long, you should have heard of it, I am disguised It's very skillful."

Disguise, oh, indeed there are people in the group who have heard of Senior Copper Trigram's Disguise.

But senior, your current state is no longer a problem that the Disguise Technique can explain!

"So what? Senior, can Disguise Art even change your body?" Song Shuhang couldn't help but complain: "This is already a metamorphosis spell, right? The change is too great!"

What happened to the unscientific amount of milk*? How did the little waist come out? How did the slender white legs come out

"Transfiguration, coupled with the Bone Shrinking Technique. It's easy for me to change my body shape and appearance!" Immortal Master Copper Trigram said proudly. While speaking, the immortal master put down his barbecue tongs.

Then, the Immortal Master showed Song Shuhang her current beautiful figure—touching her belly button with her backhand, oh also ~ ~ Level Disguise Technique, that's how self-willed!

"Wait, senior. Let me slow down." Song Shuhang rubbed his temples, then his eyes, and then his face.

The Senior Copper Trigram Immortal Master looked back at his eyes again.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram gave him a Yingying smile.

Song Shuhang continued to repeat the above set of actions, then looked at Immortal Master Copper Trigram, and then calmly asked, "Senior, can you tell me your gender?"

"This is my biggest secret." Immortal Master Copper Trigram smiled proudly: "In the entire Jiuzhou No. 1 group, no one knows my gender and true appearance. Hehehe~~"

Senior, this is not something to be proud of at all!

No wonder, at that time, when Immortal Master Copper Trigram and Sanren Beihe agreed to fight on the top of the Forbidden City three months later, Sanren Beihe would complain that Immortal Master Copper Trigram could not be found.

This kind of disguise technique, which not only changes the appearance, but also the body shape and even the breath, is completely a bug. It's like a character in a movie at all, and the actor suddenly changed in the middle, how do you recognize it

Speaking of which, the 'Top of the Forbidden City' battle agreed upon by Senior Beihe and Immortal Master Tonggua will start in about a month, right

At that time, he must buy a plane ticket to the capital. He must not miss this battle.

Wait a minute... where's the conversation going!

Song Shuhang shook his head vigorously: "Senior, why did you suddenly dress up as a woman?"

"Why do you want to dress up as a woman?" Immortal Master Copper Trigram pointed to his lips, and then showed a bright smile: "Of course it's because of Venerable White!"

"?" Song Shuhang looked confused.

"Don't you realize that it is very dangerous to face Venerable White as a man? There is always a feeling that the world view will be distorted. In this case, as long as I become a woman, I should not worry about this matter. I feel like I am immune to Venerable White." Immortal Master Copper Trigram said proudly.

Song Shuhang nodded silently.

Then, he gave a thumbs up to Immortal Master Copper Trigram, showing a bright smile, and his white teeth reflected the sunlight with a tinkling under the rising sun.

Then, Song Shuhang said, "Good morning, Senior White."

"Well, good morning." A calm voice sounded behind Immortal Master Copper Trigram.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram turned his head stiffly.

Then he saw Venerable White crouching not far behind him, playing with ants on the ground.

There are a total of more than thirty small ants, crawling constantly under the fingertips of the white predecessors. When they finally climbed far away, Venerable White would gently pick them up, pick them back, and continue to play.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram swallowed his saliva. He could only say that he was indeed a seventh-rank Venerable. It was so close that he couldn't sense Senior White's breath at all.

It seemed to sense the gaze of Immortal Master Copper Trigram. Venerable White turned his head again and nodded at Immortal Master Copper Trigram: "Good morning, fellow Taoist Copper Trigram."

While speaking, Venerable White stretched out his finger and crushed the cute little ant on the ground to death.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram burst into tears. (To be continued.)

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