Born to be a monk? Boo Boo Boo! Tong Yan Wuji, good luck! Just a few strands of hair, I'll be able to grow back in a few days!
Bah, Song Shuhang gave the little monk a brain break.
The little monk covered his forehead, his eyes were hazy with tears, and his serious face was full of grievances—he was clearly speaking the truth, why should he suffer a brain collapse? Brother Shuhang is unreasonable!
Huhuhu~~ Another gust of sea breeze blew, Song Shuhang only felt his head was very cool, this strange coolness made him very uncomfortable.
Song Shuhang patted his bald head, sighed, and asked Venerable Bai, "Speaking of Senior White, is this just an illusory 'real', since the reality will be turned into an illusion, why is my hair shaved? ditch?"
Even the potholes on the ground disappeared... Why was the hair on his head cut, but it couldn't be changed back
"Hehe, it's actually a small technical problem." Venerable White smiled slightly and explained, "I'm not very skilled in the illusory 'real' ability. So in order to avoid using the illusory 'real' ability, I can't distinguish between 'reality' and 'unreal', so I need to set a key thing... This thing, which will not be affected by the illusory 'reality', can play a role in reminding me... Let me not I have been hidden in the illusory 'reality' and cannot extricate myself. The key thing I set is hair. Because even if the hair disappears, it will not affect the human body, and it is a very conspicuous thing. "
Song Shuhang touched his bald head—that is to say, when he clicked his back, nothing was hurt, but it happened to hurt his hair. Therefore, the hair as the 'key thing' was not protected by Venerable White's illusory 'reality', so it was shaved. It was really turned into a bald ditch...
It's a really sad story.
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In the tent, Doudou took out a crystal-like object from somewhere, pointed it at Song Shuhang, and flickered lightly.
A light flashed from the crystal in Doudou's hand.
The rays of light took care of Song Shuhang, and a large part of the rays of light gathered on Song Shuhang's bright head, reflecting a dazzling ray of light.
Song Shuhang: "..."
↘style_txt; he turns his head. Looking at Doudou speechlessly: "Doudou, what are you doing?"
"Take a photo to remember, Wang." Doudou poked the crystal and explained: "This is a photo gem, which used to be a very precious thing. Before the camera came out, low-level monks used this thing to take pictures. My The mobile phone is still in Zhou Li's hands, so I can only use it to take a picture together."
With that said, Doudou tapped the crystal again, and a proportional Song Shuhang picture was reflected in the void.
on the screen. Song Shuhang was turning his head curiously, and the bald scoop on his head just reflected the light of the crystal photo... The reflected light just made Song Shuhang's entire head shrouded in a cloud of light, and it looked as if his head had its own holy spirit. the same light.
Not to mention how hilarious it is!
Song Shuhang: "..."
"I didn't expect that I was quite talented in taking pictures." Doudou put away the crystal proudly.
Song Shuhang gritted his teeth and said, "Doudou, quickly delete this photo. Otherwise, we will be friends!"
Doudou waved at Song Shuhang proudly: "Then make friends, wang~"
Song Shuhang rubbed his temples. so tired.
He turned his head to look at Senior White, and he was bald. Has Senior White's anger calmed down
Then, Song Shuhang saw that Venerable White was swallowing a pill with his head raised—hey, did the illusory 'reality' just now consume a lot of Senior White? To swallow the medicinal pill to restore spiritual power
"Okay, the mental power has returned to its best state, it will definitely work this time!" Senior White said softly, and then he waved towards Song Shuhang: "Shuhang is ready. Let's do it again, the illusory 'real'! "
"Wait for the next senior, I have no hair anymore, you must keep my eyebrows for me!" Song Shuhang shouted - he remembered that Senior Bai said that the key to the illusory 'real' is 'hair'. That is not just hair, including eyebrows, eyelashes, beards and anything else that can be hair. The hair is gone, and if the eyebrows don't fall out again, it will be very ugly.
As soon as the words fell, Song Shuhang felt a flower in front of him~~
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Flying down three thousand feet, it is suspected that the Milky Way is falling into the sky!
The sound of 'boom' sounded in Song Shuhang's ears.
He tried to raise his head, and then he saw a huge waterfall above his head, so magnificent that it was indescribable, like the water of the Milky Way pouring down...
"Spectacular!" Song Shuhang said, but when he opened his mouth, he realized something was wrong. for water was poured into his mouth. And then... the saliva drained from the sides of his cheeks again.
And during this process, he actually felt a feeling like 'breathing', as if he was supplementing with oxygen from the water
what happened? Song Shuhang was puzzled. He was about to reach out and touch his face, but something strange happened.
But the next moment.
Huh? Where's the hand... why can't I feel my arm
Not only the hands, but it seems that even the legs are gone.
Song Shuhang hurriedly prepared to bow his head, wanting to see what happened to his body... However, he found that he couldn't bow his head. To be precise, it should be him now. It seems that he has no neck, so his head and body are directly connected, and he cannot look down at his body.
Senior White, what are you playing
"How is it, have you adapted to this new body?" At this moment, Venerable White's familiar voice sounded above Song Shuhang.
As soon as Song Shuhang looked up, he saw the familiar and beautiful Venerable White. At this time, Venerable White was squatting beside Shuhang with a smile on his face...
So big, at this time Venerable White looked like a giant in ancient legends to Song Shuhang. Song Shuhang estimated that his body was only the size of Venerable White's palm.
Beside Venerable White, the young monk Guoguo stood quietly. Similarly, the little monk is also a giant template.
"Papapapa." Song Shuhang was about to speak, but when he opened his mouth, another large wave of water poured into his mouth, and then the large wave of water flowed out from both sides of his cheeks, and he got oxygen supplement from it. … This feeling is so sour.
"Aren't you used to this new body yet? Time is limited, come on and get used to it." Venerable White lowered his head and smiled at Song Shuhang.
[New body? ] Song Shuhang looked at Venerable White's pupils... Finally, he used Venerable White's pupils as a mirror to see what he looked like now.
It was a small golden fish, floating in the water, swaying suffocatingly.
I... turned into a fish
The illusory 'real' can even change the race
After learning that he had turned into a fish, Song Shuhang tried to twist his body, and his body instinctively swam in the water. Swimming is so easy...
"It looks like you're used to this body." Venerable White laughed, then pointed to the huge waterfall: "See that waterfall? Go up!"
"Go?" Song Shuhang looked up at the huge waterfall 'suspected to be the Milky Way Falling Nine Heavens'. This difficulty is a little big.
It seems that Song Shuhang's eyes read the meaning of his heart.
"Does this difficulty scare you? The legendary difficulty of leaping from the dragon's gate is much more difficult than this waterfall, and... the difficulty of the 'one-rank leaping from the dragon's gate' that you want to advance is not as difficult as that of a small fish. It's easy to swim up the waterfall against the current." Venerable White said with a smile, "Don't be afraid, just rush up. Don't think about other things right now, the main thing is to experience the feeling of 'jumping through the Dragon Gate'."
"Brother Shuhang, come on!" The little monk Guoguo put his hands together and said to the little golden fish that Song Shuhang transformed into: "I believe that with the perseverance of Senior Brother Shuhang, I will definitely be able to rush to that waterfall!"
Song Shuhang gritted his teeth secretly in his heart... After all, isn't it just swimming upstream to the waterfall, anyway, in the illusory 'reality', he won't die, so what are you afraid of
So, Song Shuhang shook his head and waved his tail, swimming towards the waterfall area with all his might, getting used to his body while swimming - but he was a little puzzled when swimming, so he should swim upstream to the waterfall. Why did Venerable White want to turn himself into a fish?
Is there any deep meaning here
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Just as Song Shuhang was thinking about it, another huge figure appeared in front of him.
It was the figure of a Pekingese dog - Doudou.
"Huh? Where is this place?" Doudou gently shook his head. It seemed that Venerable White's illusory 'reality' covered a wide area this time, and even Doudou, who was hiding in the tent, was involved.
But Doudou, who was involved, had a little time difference with the little monk and Shuhang. Doudou looks a little confused now.
After a while, it recovered: "Wang... It seems that this is the illusory 'reality' that Venerable White said? It's amazing."
It turned around and saw Venerable White and the little monk not far away.
Then it looked around, the waterfall and the bottom.
Shh, what did you see I found? A lonely fish!
This is a little golden fish that looks silly and swims so awkwardly. Doudou felt that he could catch this little golden fish with just one flick.
Do it if you want, Doudou let out a cheerful cry, threw himself into the water, and slapped the stupid fish out of the water with a slap of his paws.
Then, it hooked the stupid fish with its claws.
Then, Doudou opened his mouth and skillfully threw the golden stupid fish into the dog's mouth, chewed it twice, and swallowed the stupid fish with a 'goo'...
Don't be surprised, Doudou is a good fisherman!
When it first ran away from home, it had not yet cultivated to the realm of inedia, so it developed a good hunting ability. Doudou can fight tigers in the mountains, catch sharks in the sea, and a small fish can be caught by a dog's paw!
Yes, it was delicious, the meat was tender and chewy.
"Senior Doudou, don't, it's Senior Brother Shuhang!" The anxious voice of the little monk came half a beat later.
Venerable White on the side blinked - this sudden change was really beyond his expectations! (To be continued.)
ps: The first update!
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