Back at the dormitory, Song Shuhang pushed open the door and whispered, "I'm back."
No one responded to him.
Nobody is there
He looked down at the shoe cabinet again, the leave slip on it was gone, and the roommate had passed it on to the teacher.
"Isn't get out of class over yet? Remember that there are four classes in the afternoon, but Teacher Ren Shui has not been discharged from the hospital since her legs were broken, so there should only be two classes this afternoon, right?" Song Shuhang thought to himself.
Did those guys go to the place Yangde rented outside the school again
That's fine. When they're not there, it's more convenient for the pharmacist to come and receive the 'Flying Sword Biography' without worrying about being noticed by roommates.
While thinking, he took off his shoes and prepared to enter the bedroom.
At this moment, the sound of conversation came from the dormitory bedroom.
"Gao Moumou, please, among the people I know, you are the only one who has experience with girlfriends!" A neutral but very clear voice sounded.
"So, what are you trying to say to me? Stay away from me, your expression is so disgusting! Tell me straight, I'm still waiting to go out and have something to do." Gao Moumou replied.
In front of him is a student who also wears the school uniform of Jiangnan University Town, mixed race and blonde!
At first glance, he (she) should be a sunny and handsome girl, but if you take a closer look, you will feel that he (she) is more like a beautiful pseudo-mother
This is a human whose gender cannot be judged at all just by looking at it.
Now this classmate of unknown gender has an expression of desire and dissatisfaction. While talking, he approached Gao Moumou.
Gao Moumou stretched out his hand against this classmate, limiting the distance between himself and him - if it wasn't for this guy who grew up with him since childhood, he would have kicked him away long ago.
"That's right, I'm on a date with Xiaomei today." The classmate of unknown gender giggled.
Xiaomei, this seems to be a girl's name, right? So this classmate should be a 'he'
Gao Moumou said calmly, "Oh, isn't that great?"
"Then I held hands with her, so happy." The classmate rolled on Gao Moumou's bed excitedly, looking very excited.
Gao Moumou: "Okay, I can understand your excitement. But I'm really in a hurry. Can you go straight to the topic?"
"Gao Moumou, you really don't understand sentiment, you are rigid! So obviously we are childhood sweethearts, but you have never been able to get along with me. Obviously our two parents had the idea of joining us when we were young." The classmate complained.
"Zhugeyue, please go straight to the subject." Gao Moumou rubbed his temples hard.
"Okay... Actually, it's the first time I've dated a girl, and I'm so nervous. It's caused my body to become stiff. When I hold hands with Xiaomei, my palms are too hard, and Xiaomei seems to have a very painful palm. It's a big failure!" Zhuge Yueyi Depressed face.
Gao Moumou didn't know how to answer.
"Tomorrow, I've already made another appointment with Xiaomei. This time, I'm going to have a kiss with her! But I've never kissed before, and I'm afraid that I will hit Xiaomei's teeth with too much force, and she will be very uncomfortable. It hurts." When Zhuge Yue said this, her eyes lit up and she stared at Gao Moumou.
Gao Moumou didn't know why, his heart slowed down for a while, and an ominous feeling came to his heart: "So, you came here to ask me about the experience of kissing?"
"Ah, from a certain perspective. After all, among my best friends, you are the only one who already has a girlfriend. You must have kissed many times."
Gao Moumou nodded, which he couldn't deny.
"So let me kiss and teach me how to kiss, so that I can have a better experience!" Zhuge Yue said with a fist.
"Wait... Wait, did I hear something wrong?" Gao Moumou shuddered, looking at the nervous childhood sweetheart in front of him.
"Let me kiss you, the French wet kiss." Zhuge Yue cried.
"Sorry, I refuse. I don't want to be gay, and I already have a girlfriend. Please find something to nibble on to practice, pillows, pillars, whatever you want!" Gao Moumou firmly rejected.
"No, pillows, inflatable dolls, I've tried them all, but I don't feel anything at all. I want to have moist lips like a real person and let me practice! Especially the entanglement of the tongue, please, Gao So-and-so, among my friends, you are the only one who can help me!" Zhuge Yue sincerely pleaded.
"Then let me show you a clear path. Two blocks away from the campus, the girls there are top-notch ventriloquists. You should learn a set of kiss skills that will satisfy your girlfriend." Gao Mou pointed to a clear path.
"Impossible, I will never feel sorry for Xiaomei! And I have a habit of cleanliness." Zhuge Yue refused: "So, Gao Moumou, help me. Don't worry, we are so familiar, there will be no problem. Moreover, I also prepared plastic wrap, if you are really shy, we can practice through the plastic wrap first!"
"Even if there is plastic wrap, I can't help you! Your brain is flooded, and my brain is still normal. You can't be sorry for your girlfriend, can I make my female vote sad? So absolutely not, you are dead here. Take it easy! Hey, wait, what are you doing? Ugh!"
Then there was the sound of Gao Moumou struggling fiercely, mixed with the sound of things falling.
When Song Shuhang heard this, his calf trembled. Damn, Gao Moumou's virginity won't be lost, right
As a good roommate, is he going to help at this time? Or wait quietly outside for Gao Moumou to be violated, and then go in to comfort him
After thinking about it, he felt that he should make a compromise and wait two minutes before going in
After all, what if Gao Moumou is arrogant and says no, but his body is honest? Haven't you ruined his good things
After a minute or so.
While Song Shuhang was still debating whether to enter the room or not, the bedroom door was opened.
Zhuge Yue with short blond hair had a satisfied look on her face, and pushed out the door with a red face.
Song Shuhang's current vision is very limited, just taking a glance, he can clearly see the dead face on the bed, his eyes are blank, like Gao Moumou who has been broken.
When Zhuge Yue opened the door, she suddenly saw Song Shuhang standing outside the door with a tangled face. He (she) was stunned for a moment, the smug smile on his face quickly disappeared, and the shy Hongxia climbed up his cheeks—he (she) actually knew how to be shy
"Haha, you guys are over? Young people are really good friends." Song Shuhang imitated the ya-ha-ha laughter of the pharmacist, trying to gently dismiss the matter and avoid embarrassment.
Zhuge Yue blinked, and immediately showed a cheerful and generous smile. He (she) stretched out his right hand towards Song Shuhang: "Hello, my name is Zhuge Yue, and I am Gao Moumou's childhood sweetheart."
"Hello, I'm Gao Moumou's roommate, Song Shuhang." Shuhang stretched out his hand and shook Zhuge Yue carefully. Very delicate small hands, and the palm is very small, the probability of inferring that it is a woman is relatively high.
But if you see Gao Moumou, who seems to be played badly in the bedroom - being forcibly kissed by a girl, it shouldn't be so bad, right? So Shuhang immediately felt that Zhuge Yue was more likely to be a man.
"Nice to meet you. Gao Moumou is a little proud and has an awkward personality. Please take good care of him." Zhuge Yue smiled, with a ladylike bearing.
If you just look at her current performance, who would have thought that she forcibly kissed Gao Moumou more than a minute ago and completely ruined the other party
"You're too polite, in fact, I am more taken care of by them." Song Shuhang replied with a smile.
"Speaking of which, I seem to have heard the name of classmate Song Shuhang before?" Zhuge Yue blinked and thought.
Song Shuhang: "I don't think so. It's the first time I've seen classmate Zhuge Yue."
"No, my memory is not wrong. Where should I have heard your name." Zhuge Yue frowned and thought hard.
After a while, Zhuge Yue suddenly clapped her palms and said, "I remembered!—Song Shuhang classmate, have you offended anyone recently?"