"Don't mention Song San, we are still good friends." Song Shuhang replied.
Senior Mad Saber Three Waves' rule of 'nothing but three', and the title of Song San, are things he absolutely does not want to inherit.
Crazy psychiatrist: "So Song Si, Song Wu?"
"Don't continue this topic, I will thank you very much." Song Shuhang replied, and then decisively changed the topic: "I haven't seen you online and play games recently?"
"I graduated and worked, so I have less time to play games." The psychiatrist sighed: "In addition, I am recently researching how to get rid of an old problem of mine."
"What's wrong?" Song Shuhang asked.
"The problem that makes me very melancholy." The crazy psychiatrist said: "How should I put it... For example, when a man sees a very beautiful and charming woman, he will want to 'papa' The other side, right?"
"..." Song Shuhang: "You're a stallion, do sperms have brains?"
"For example, just an analogy!" The crazy psychiatrist replied quickly.
Song Shuhang replied, "Okay, although it may be your sperm, but it's not a big problem for a man to want to 'papa' after seeing a charming beauty."
"But the problem is... I have more than that." The crazy psychiatrist sighed.
Song Shuhang replied with a question mark: "?"
"My problem is that when I have the desire to 'snap' the other person in my mind, I can't help but rush up and slap her." The psychiatrist said with emotion.
"..." Song Shuhang: "Can I call the police? Uncle 110, it's the pervert I'm upstairs, it's too scary, arrest him!"
"That's why I said it, I am an analogy, an analogy!" said the psychiatrist.
Song Shuhang: "It would be better to use such a perverted and terrifying metaphor, but it would be better to call the police."
"Stop! If you don't continue the topic of calling the police on 110, we are still good friends." The psychiatrist said helplessly.
Song Shuhang: "2333 (laughs)."
"Also, I really want to get rid of this 'involuntary' problem." The psychiatrist sighed.
"Two solutions." Song Shuhang suggested: "One is to rely on a strong will!"
Dean of Psychiatry: "If the will is useful, I don't need to be so melancholy."
"The second method is to castrate you! Isolate the source of your desires, so that you don't have the tools to commit crimes if you want to 'papa'. Hahahaha." Song Shuhang said maliciously.
Psychiatrist: "..."
But after a while, he replied seriously: "Perhaps, this is really a way."
This time, it was Song Shuhang's turn to be speechless.
"Hey, hey, Dean, don't think about it!" Song Shuhang hurriedly said: "I don't want you to be the last eunuch in China just because of my joke!"
"Go away, who said I was going to be a eunuch? I just said that maybe it would be a solution to solve the 'involuntary' impulse from the source." The psychiatrist said: "Okay, let's stop talking. Senior Call me, it's so troublesome after work, I can't help it."
"Go, let's go." Song Shuhang laughed.
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On the vast sea, a small boat was crowded with twenty men.
It was the monster catcher in that boat.
Among them, a young monster hunter put away his mobile phone and muttered: "Solve it from the source... But how do you cut off the urge of a monster hunter to jump on a monster when he meets a monster?"
"What are you talking about?" The burly captain of the monster hunter laughed and patted the young monster hunter hard.
"It's alright, but Captain, we have even taken away the demon binding cord this time, is it really okay?" the young demon hunter asked.
"Don't worry, there is only one demon-binding rope. And~~the demon-binding rope will become a coordinate, so that we can lock the position of the monster just now." The team leader clenched his fist and said: "One day, we will seal it to suppress it. !"
The corners of the young monster hunter's mouth twitched.
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Song Shuhang put away the phone, and after washing up, he asked the little monk to get up again.
"Good morning, Senior Brother Shuhang." The little monk rubbed his eyes.
"Take a shower, and have breakfast in a while. Then, don't forget about practice and morning class." Song Shuhang smiled.
"Yeah." The little monk stood up and ran to wash up. Recently, he has been with Song Shuhang, with the help of the 'Enlightenment Stone', and the speed of his cultivation is increasing day by day.
Yu Jiaojiao jumped from the edge of the window and landed on Song Shuhang's shoulder. The Taoist Enlightenment Stone was also very effective for her, so she liked getting closer to Song Shuhang more and more recently.
"When can we reach Huaxia?" Yu Jiaojiao asked.
Song Shuhang said, "I don't know either, but this cruise ship has been remodeled by Senior Seven Lives Talisman, so it should be faster than an ordinary cruise ship."
"Go back to Huaxia soon, and then we'll catch the author and write the movie script." Yu Jiaojiao said excitedly.
Song Shuhang smiled and said, "Haha, good."
As he said that, Shuhang looked at a few items on the bedside table—the things that were peeled off from the 'men in black'.
He reached out and grabbed the thick gold chain, which looked more and more like a gilded dog chain!
"Right, right. Shuhang, did you succeed yesterday?" Yu Jiaojiao asked, she remembered that Song Shuhang fed the man in black with blood, and then wanted to use sleep and dream to cast spells
"Failed, that cup of blood was released." Song Shuhang said depressedly, he failed to 'dream', but dreamed that he had become a horse.
Yu Jiaojiao: "Then let's torture the man in black again today?"
"Well, that's fine... Let's find Senior Phoenix Slayer first and see if he has any way to ask for some information from the black-clothed people." Song Shuhang said.
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After breakfast, the little monk went to practice the morning class.
Young Master Phoenix Slayer was still meditating and practicing, Song Shuhang didn't bother him, he could only wait for the senior to finish his practice and then torture the man in black.
Now, Song Shuhang and a few roommates were lying on the top of the cruise ship basking in the sun.
"Although the holiday island plan failed, this trip was unexpectedly exciting." Tubo sighed - the plane crash, the wild people on the indigenous island learning Chinese characters, and then the ultra-luxury cruise ship, the life was particularly fulfilling.
Gao Moumou was lying with his girlfriend and said lazily: "At this time, if all of you light bulbs are not there, I will feel very happy."
"Ahaha... However, the plan I wanted to date that girl Lu has never had the chance to be implemented." Zhuge Zhongyang said. The purpose of this trip was to ask him to ask the girl Lu, but he didn't expect so many things to happen in the middle.
Song Shuhang turned his head and smiled and said, "There are still a few days before the cruise ship arrives in Huaxia. You can hurry up and make an appointment with that girl Lu."
"Good idea." Zhuge Zhongyang pinched his chin, and then he pulled Gao Moumou to plan a date.
Gao Moumou rolled his eyes fiercely at Song Shuhang.
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Song Shuhang stretched out, playing with the golden chain in his hand. This chain is definitely related to the 'Thirty-Three Beast God Sect', but how to unlock the secret of the chain
Do you want to try a drop of blood
Or burning, flooding, burial or something
"Shuhang, when did you get such a thick gold chain?" Tu Bo, who was on the side, saw the chain in Song Shuhang's hand and laughed. When did Song Shuhang's taste become so strange that he actually bought such a big golden dog leash
"I got it yesterday, doesn't it look good?" Song Shuhang joked.
"Well... it suits you very well!" Tubo smiled: "Would you like to wear it and see? I always feel that if you wear it, it will be very interesting."
"Put it on?" Song Shuhang pondered while holding the gold chain.
In other words, I haven't tried to wear it since I got it. Because the appearance of the chain is a bit file, it will feel ugly to wear.
After thinking about it, Song Shuhang first quietly used his little finger to move Yu Jiaojiao hidden in his hair.
Then, he carefully put the gold chain around his neck—perhaps putting it on is the way to unlock the secret
However, it is a very risky act to wrap something related to the 'cultivator' around the neck at will.
Therefore, in order to prevent accidents, he also asked Yu Jiaojiao to pay attention. Yu Jiaojiao can also help at any time if there is something strange about the golden chain.
Put on a gold chain.
But unfortunately, nothing happens.
Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief, but was slightly disappointed.
"Pfft~~" Tu Bo next to him smiled and said, "You really wear it."
"Doesn't it look good?" Song Shuhang raised his brows.
Tubo: "It doesn't match you at all! I feel that you have to wait for ten laps of fat before you may be able to match it."
"That's really a pity, I don't think I can get fat now." Song Shuhang stretched out his hand, ready to take off the golden chain.
Just as Song Shuhang was grabbing the golden chain, and in the process of taking it off, he held it up to the level of his gaze... Suddenly, his movements froze.
When looking at the gold chain from this angle, the beast pattern on the link reflects a faint brilliance under the sunlight.
The light on the pattern seems to have the ability to hypnotize, making people unable to look away. And if you stare at the pattern, you will feel that the whole person's mind will be attracted into it.
This feeling is very familiar.
At the beginning, when I watched the "King Kong Basic Fist" cheat book, this is the feeling!
Relying on the cooperation between patterns and characters, they can be combined into low-level illusions to achieve the purpose of transmitting gong.
And the pattern on this gold chain, with the help of sunlight and a special angle, will also form a simple illusion. But now Song Shuhang's spiritual power is strong, and he will not be easily affected by this illusion.
interesting!
The corner of Song Shuhang's mouth rose, he took off the golden chain, and patted Tubo hard: "Tubo, thank you. After returning to Huaxia, I will treat you to a big meal. Don't be polite to me if you want to eat!"
Then, grabbing the golden chain, he swaggered back to his room.
Leaving only Tubo behind him, confused.