Lady Onion really hoped that she was short-sighted. In that case, she wouldn't be able to see the characters on Song Shuhang's phone, and she wouldn't be frightened and pale.
And... what do you mean by randomly cutting a green onion sprout? She really thinks she is a leek girl, after cutting a crop, sprinkle some grass ash, and then she can grow another crop! Her onion tips are difficult to grow, and cutting the onion tips is like pinching her head. How cruel is this
Lady Onion looked at Song Shuhang with tears in her eyes.
"..." Song Shuhang: "Did you see it?"
Lady Onion nodded.
At the same time, Lady Onion's mind was already running fast. It is about her happiness and happiness, she must find a way to save herself.
At this time, is it the turn of "The Two Hundred Skills Necessary for a Goblin to Survive"
But Lady Onion recalled the last time, when she used 'Five Hundred Ways to Surrender Human Cultivators' to Song Shuhang.
As a result, the other party ruthlessly used his palm to thunder, trying to bombard her.
After that, she used the bottom-pressing stunt 'Beautiful Banshee's stunt charm color * lure! '
The other party was still unmoved, and he didn't know how to pity Xiangxiyu at all.
Although he doesn't want to admit it, this guy is immune to "The Two Hundred Skills Necessary for Fairies to Survive Tenaciously".
And if she wanted to do it head-on, she couldn't beat Song Shuhang—she had been staying with Song Shuhang all the time, knowing that the opponent's promotion was fast, and now she had entered the realm of the second rank 2 dantian 'Dragon Tail Dantian'. And she is still that poor 1st rank scallion demon.
Not soft, hard not to eat. Could it be that she really only has to sacrifice her onion tip and survive in humiliation? Don't, pinch the tip of her onion again, and she'll be desperate.
"Mother Onion, can you turn into an onion shape first?" Song Shuhang asked aloud.
The golden coffin is only this big, and Lady Onion is now pressing on him, which is a kind of provocation for normal men.
When Lady Onion heard this, she immediately panicked.
Turned into a scallion and then pinched off the tip of the scallion
impossible!
"No, absolutely not. I don't want to be pinched on the tip of the onion." Lady Onion shouted, struggling desperately.
"Don't move, I didn't say I would pinch your onion tip. In short, you should change back to the onion shape first, and I will explain it to you." Song Shuhang shouted.
He also has a scallion demon crystal in his hand... The effect is better than that of an onion tip. It should be able to replace the scallion tip and hand it over to the senior pharmacist as the price of the 'medicated bath recipe'.
"Don't try to deceive me. If you want to wait for me to turn back into a green onion shape, you can directly pinch my onion tip, right? Don't even think about it!" Lady Onion desperately began to push the golden coffin lid.
However, the golden coffin was prepared by the sixth cultivator for himself, and ordinary sixth-grade true monarchs could not open it, let alone the first-grade scallion spirit.
The lid of the golden coffin remained motionless. However, Lady Onion's cry and the vibrating sound of her slapping the golden coffin were successfully transmitted to Sixth Cultivator's ears.
Is the voice of a woman coming from the golden coffin
"I remember that I only installed the tyrant sword Song Yi to go in alone, right?" Liu Xiu murmured.
So, Sixth Virtue reached out and opened the lid of the golden coffin.
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Inside the golden coffin, a shocking and harmonious picture was revealed in the eyes of the Sixth Cultivator.
Lady Onion was lying on Song Shuhang's body, screaming and struggling desperately.
Song Shuhang was pinned down, and was reaching out to grab Lady Onion, trying to cover her mouth.
The golden coffin was suddenly opened, and Song Shuhang and Lady Onion were stunned... The sudden light made them feel a little dazzling.
And Song Shuhang also found that the eyes of the senior sixth cultivator looking at him became a little weird - the eyes seemed to say: "Mother, I finally made up my mind to give up the golden coffin and let you stay inside to improve your physique." But you are actually playing with women in it
"Senior Sixth Cultivation, misunderstanding, everything is a misunderstanding!" Song Shuhang immediately called out - he felt that this matter must be explained clearly, and it was related to his reputation.
At this time, Liu Xiu's eyes fell on Lady Onion, and then her eyes became even more strange.
Song Shuhang felt that something was wrong, so he followed Sixth Cultivator's gaze, and then... He saw Lady Onion's belly showing off her dress when she was struggling.
The smooth lower abdomen was slightly bulging at this time, and a maternity arc full of femininity was raised.
This is the arc of a pregnant woman!
What the hell is going on
Song Shuhang was stunned.
Lady Onion? When did this happen? Wasn't she kept in her pocket all the time? Why did you suddenly become pregnant
Could it be that 'Stalwart' not long ago? Does the other party have the ability to make a banshee pregnant at a glance
"I'm sorry, I seem to disturb you." Senior Sixth Cultivator said faintly.
Her golden eyes were hollow, and she reached out and silently closed the lid of the golden coffin again. It seems that he does not want to disturb the flirting of the lovers.
"Senior, misunderstanding, it's really a misunderstanding." Song Shuhang's loud cry came from the golden coffin.
It's definitely not his kind!
Why does Lady Onion's belly bulge
Wait, is it because of that? ! Song Shuhang immediately thought of a possibility, the Taoist enlightenment stone where Lady Onion took root!
The green onion form of Lady Onion, the root is rooted on the enlightenment stone. Later, as she grew, she was able to conjure up two legs at the bottom of the Enlightenment Stone to run.
In this way, if she turns into a human form, the enlightenment stone is right in the lower abdomen.
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"Young people today are really open." Sixth Cultivator sighed.
At this moment, a white jade lion appeared beside Sixth Cultivation, and it silently looked at the golden coffin in front of him.
Fourth and sixth repairs can achieve a certain degree of information sharing through the 'nine repairs phoenix knife'. Therefore, Si Xiu also saw the scene of Song Shuhang and Lady Onion entangled in the golden coffin, as well as Lady Onion's slightly bulging belly.
Si Xiu sighed faintly, and then it lay on the side of the golden coffin, and it got a piece of wood from nowhere and stuffed it under the golden coffin.
At the same time, it held a torch in one paw and gasoline in the other.
"What are you doing, fourth repair?" The blond sixth repairer asked aloud.
Si Xiu looked surprised and asked back: "Huh? Why do I suddenly have more torches and gasoline in my hand?"
By the way, torches and gasoline are not important. What matters is what it does next.
[Burning~burning~burning~burning~]
Then, Si Xiu poured gasoline on the firewood under the golden coffin.
And set them on fire with torches.
Ah, the burning holy flame... A man and a woman in the golden coffin are worth burning.
"Senior, it's really a misunderstanding. Listen to my explanation, what's in Lady Onion's belly is not a child, it's the Dao Enlightenment Stone. You should be able to sense what's in her stomach. Besides, I just had a conversation with Lady Onion just now. The reason for the dispute is because of a medicinal bath recipe that can improve one's physique sent by the senior pharmacist!" Song Shuhang shouted loudly.