The other side of the roof.
The two martial arts masters fought fiercely, even the fiery sun in the sky could not stop the determination of the two to fight to the death.
After Song Shuhang thought about it, he didn't come forward immediately.
He waited for a while, waiting for the great battle between the masters to come to an end. Especially the male expert, who is obviously already holding back his big move - the new Armstrong-style roundabout Armstrong cannon!
"This is the time!" Song Shuhang seized this opportunity, showing half of his body, and greeted the two masters in Mandarin with rounded characters: "Hi, how are you!"
click...
This sudden sound, like a basin of cold water in the cold winter, fell on the heads of the two martial arts masters. .
Especially the male masters, they felt that their heart beats ten times faster, and they almost jumped out of their chests! He turned his head stiffly and stared at Song Shuhang's location.
Then, when he found out that the disturber was a weak student and not a dorm teacher, his face grimaced, he clenched his fists—it was a man, and he would be furious.
"I know, it was very exciting to be seen during the war. I heard it all. So, don't thank me, my name is Lei Feng." Song Shuhang waved his hand with enthusiasm: "By the way, remember to put the roof on the roof later. Lock it up. Otherwise... it's not good for the housekeeper to find out."
After saying that, Song Shuhang swaggered away from the rooftop and went back to his dormitory.
Left two men and women who didn't know whether to cry, laugh or get angry.
"I did another good thing today... The wishes of two people were fulfilled at the same time, what a beautiful day." Song Shuhang was in a happy mood.
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'Extremely happy begets sorrow' is an idiom, the source is "Huainanzi * Daoying Xun": the husband's prosperity and decline, the joy of extreme sorrow.
It means that when a person is extremely happy, something suddenly happens that makes him tearful + grief-stricken.
Example: Someone won the 10 million jackpot, after tax, so happy! Then an hour later, he immediately learned that he was in the terminal stage of cancer, and he was going to die after tonight, and he was very sad. The tears of that sadness are enough to counterattack the kind that drowns the world.
Just after Song Shuhang helped the couple on the rooftop, he felt in a good mood, very satisfied and happy.
Then, when he opened the door of his dormitory, he saw a woman wearing a medical big white hexagram sitting on his bed. She is a beautiful woman with great temperament, and her figure is also great. Her slender legs are straight and strong, and even ordinary white slacks can't cover it up.
In her hand, she flipped through Shuhang's notebook that recorded the formulas of 30 common medicinal herbs for 'Simplified Body Tempering Liquid', her brows slightly wrinkled.
"Sister Yaya, why did you come to our school?" The sweat on Song Shuhang's forehead suddenly flowed down, and he couldn't stop it.
The woman wearing the medical white hexagram is the precious daughter of Uncle Song Shuhang, Zhao Yaya. When Shuhang first went to college last semester, she sent Shuhang to Jiangnan University Town instead of Song's mother. Therefore, she has the key to Song Shuhang's dormitory and can swagger into this dormitory.
Zhao Yaya was the older sister who Song Shuhang had copied the name of the medicine after seeing the 'Simplified Body Tempering Liquid' and wanted to ask her to help identify it. But later, Zhao Yaya did not reply to Shuhang on the Internet, and Song Shuhang's thoughts were all on 'cultivation' and 'body-quenching liquid' in the past few days, so he forgot Zhao Yaya for a while.
Unexpectedly, Zhao Yaya didn't reply to him on the Internet, and came directly to find his real pk
This is at the most incorrect time, in the most incorrect place, meeting someone who shouldn't be.
This person must not be extremely happy. Once he is extremely happy, he will easily encounter sadness.
Zhao Yaya raised her head and glanced at Song Shuhang with her beautiful Danfeng eyes.
Because she is studying medicine, she usually seldom puts on makeup, and things like cosmetics will affect her surgery. But even without makeup, she is still a beauty above the level.
Coincidentally, Song Shuhang was in a weak period because of the "True Self Meditation Sutra".
"Your face is pale and your breath is weak. No wonder you are looking for such a mess of great tonic prescriptions." Zhao Yaya frowned and closed the notebook: "Shuhang, medicines should not be eaten indiscriminately. All the prescriptions are fornication. It is impossible to explain how powerful the medicine is when mixed together. Moreover, it is a three-part poisonous medicine. If so many medicines are mixed together, it may become a highly poisonous medicine. Eating this medicine is equivalent to killing yourself! If you are sick, you should see a doctor!"
Song Shuhang's heart was galloping at this time. The weakening effect of the "True Self Meditation Sutra" just now had not faded away, and his face turned pale. Unexpectedly, the combination of the 'simplified body quenching liquid' formula has caused Zhao Yaya to misunderstand.
It must be explained immediately, otherwise it will turn into yellow mud and fall into the crotch after a while, not shit but shit. Mama Song will definitely be flying over tomorrow, and Mama Zhao will definitely drag him to the hospital when she arrives!
Oh... Maybe it's not a misunderstanding, because he has successfully killed himself once, and ate the 'Body Tempering Liquid'.
But in any case, it must be covered up now.
"Cough, Sister Yaya, it's not what you imagined. That prescription... it's actually like this!" Song Shuhang's mind worked frantically, organizing language.
If he was not sure about the existence of 'Cultivation', he could explain directly to Zhao Yaya: This is a prescription created by a group of immortals with secondary diseases. It will become incurable, so please ask Zhao Yaya to identify it.
But the problem is that now, the group of immortals have changed their minds and turned into high-ranking cultivators. Song Shuhang was a little embarrassed to answer Zhao Yaya with the first answer, he himself was about to become a member of that 'cultivator'. You can't classify yourself as a patient with the second disease of Xianxia Middle School, right
"Tell me, I'll listen." Zhao Yaya raised her brows, crossed her legs, and stared at Song Shuhang. She was too familiar with Song Shuhang. From childhood to adulthood, as long as she stared at her with her eyes, she would be able to tell whether what Song Shuhang said was true or false.
Because of this 'superpower', Song Shuhang's lies after he made mistakes when he was a child were often seen through by her. However... She rarely exposes Shuhang's lies in front of Song's father and Song's mother.
Otherwise, Song Shuhang didn't know how many times he had to experience women's singles, men's singles and mixed doubles!
This is also one of the reasons why Song Shuhang was very close to Zhao Yaya when he was a child, because he was a good sister who would protect him.
"It's actually like this. Not long ago, I was accidentally added to a group. I promise, I didn't know any of the people in the group at that time." Song Shuhang also knew that it was difficult for him to lie to Zhao Yaya, so he could do it. Only part of it was concealed: "Then, the members of that group are rather weird. I guessed at the time that they should have read a lot of Xianxia novels."
This was a guess at the time, as for now, I have confirmed that they are genuine 'friars'.
"Later, someone in the group posted a pill recipe, which is the one in your hand. In addition to these pill recipes, there are many medicinal materials that I can't find on the Internet. "
Even now, I still don't know what some of the medicinal herbs are and what effects they have, and the names such as Chaolu Xuancao are indeed very strange.
"I was not worried at the time, I was afraid that they would become incurable after taking the medicine, so I copied these medicines that can be found on the Internet, and then I wanted to ask my sister to find someone to look at it. If this medicine is boiled in a big pot, people will die. If so, I will persuade the members of the group well before I withdraw from the group. That's it." Song Shuhang shrugged his shoulders.
Yes, he didn't lie, that was how he was feeling at the time, and he wanted to do it.