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Chapter 573: Brother Yao, the bed will be booked for another half a month!

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Whenever the Lychee Fairy sends a selfie, it is the welfare time of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'. ∈↗, there are quite a few seductive fairies and cultivators in the world, but it is very rare for seductive fairies at the level of lychee fairies who like to post selfies.

Today is the welfare from the early morning.

At this time, in the cave residence of True Monarch Yellow Mountain.

A small Beijing Ba has locked itself in a small dark room for more than half a month.

Doudou huddled in the corner of the small black house, holding a tablet computer in his hand, silently logged into the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group', peeping at the screen.

It can't speak now, and Zhenjun Huangshan gave it a 30-day silence package in the group.

And in reality, it couldn't make a sound either. In reality, True Monarch Huangshan gave it a whole year's silence package.

This time Huangshan Dasha was really pissed off.

[Fairy Lychee is posting a selfie again. If Huangshan Dasha sees it, she will be in a good mood, right? ]

[Speaking of which, Shuhang, the unscrupulous, has not been online for a long time, and he didn't even think of me when he went online a few days ago... It's too unscrupulous! Does he not know that I am now in the biggest crisis of dog life? Wang Wang! ]

Doudou was very depressed in his heart. He locked himself in the small black house, but he still had a way to get some outside news. If he didn't have some means, how could he often escape from the cave mansion of the Yellow Mountain True Monarch and run away from home?

According to the information Doudou has obtained, Zhenjun Huangshan has now met with several fellow Daoists, and is preparing for his wedding.

It doesn't matter if it's a wedding, it is also a fourth-grade dog demon, and will soon condense a demon pill to become a fifth-grade demon Jingba. It is a supernova among monsters. It is also time to find a dog girl to marry and give birth to a litter of puppies. dog.

But the problem is, in this upcoming wedding, it is the party who is married off!

It is unimaginable that it was married off in red makeup.

[What is the conspiracy of Huangshan Dasha? Is he trying to castrate me? Or does he have any special means to turn me into a Doudou (female)? ]

In addition to these two possibilities, there is another possibility that makes Doudou feel more frightened and that is that he is a 'female' dog demon! Maybe the 'Xiaodoudou' that I have now was temporarily transformed by Huangshan Dasha's magical Taoism

Maybe, I was born a dog girl

Doudou has been thinking about this terrible question these days.

After the Yellow Mountain True Monarch brought it back to the cave, he never saw it again. Zhenjun is just arranging the wedding for it, and it is very grand.

Zhenjun's simple action made Doudou begin to doubt his dog's birth and gender.

[No, I can't sit still. I must escape again, whether it is to castrate me, turn me into a female, or I am born a female, this is not what I want! I don't want any kind of dog, if I have to choose, I choose a dog leash! ]

Beanie slammed the tablet off with a claw and was about to run away again, and this time not to linger on Earth.

It wants to go to the vast space like Song Shuhang!

Song Shuhang, a second-rank rookie, can survive in space, can he starve to death with a fourth-rank Jingba

Well, before going out, it is better to bring some bigu pills.

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At this time, Jiuzhou No. 1 group is in.

Even in the early morning, there are still many Taoist friends online, and powerful monks no longer need too much sleep.

Tong Guxiao on the hospital bed flattered: "Fairy Lychee is beautiful, are you satisfied with this dress?"

Fairy Lychee: "Forgive you!"

So, 'Bronze Trigram on the Hospital Bed' happily changed his account back to 'Tong Trigram Immortal Master', and then he jumped up from the hospital bed, so he didn't need to stay on the bed to pretend to be a patient.

At this time, the Northern River Loose People made a 'smiling' expression in the group.

Beihe Loose Cultivator: "Bronze Trigram, I want to ask you a question."

"Don't ask, mere Beihe, I won't answer your question!" Immortal Master Copper Trigram replied quickly.

Northern River Loose Cultivator: "..."

Immortal Master Copper Trigram added: "Of course, if you respectfully call me Master Copper Trigram, I can consider it and reply to your question according to my mood."

"It's a black hexagram, you're dead. On September 1st, the top of the Forbidden City, I want you to die!" Beihe Loose Cultivator gritted his teeth.

"This sentence, I will return it to you without changing a word! The one who is going to die is you, mere North River!" Immortal Master Tonggua laughed loudly, he was in a good mood. Fairy Lychee no longer pursues him, and his disciple Tie Gua Shunxian's injury has gradually improved. Tong Gua now feels that the world is full of love.

Northern River Loose Cultivator: "..."

Su Clan's Qi bubbled up and asked curiously, "Bei He, what question do you want to ask the copper trigram?"

"Brother Aqi, you took the topic very well." Beihe Loose Cultivator chuckled, "I was thinking about a question. At first, this black hexagram was transformed into the appearance of a lychee fairy, so let's count the black hexagram. Then, I want to ask He, in addition to Fairy Lychee, has he disguised himself as other Taoist friends in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group', and is considered a black hexagram?"

When Immortal Master Copper Trigram saw this, he suddenly cried out in his heart.

"Fuck!" Kuangdao Sanlang immediately came up and shouted with the voice function.

This possibility is very large, and we have to guard against it.

Su Clan's Qi: "@Immortal Master Copper Trigram, I also want to know the answer to this question!"

Fairy Lychee: "Hehehehe."

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "@Immortal Master Copper Trigram, I also want to know the answer to this question!"

There were more Taoist friends bubbling up, and the Jiuzhou No. 1 group began to swipe the screen again.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram: "Hahahaha, the weather is really nice today. You guys talk first, I suddenly remembered that I have something to do, so I'll go first."

The weather is not bad, it's still early morning in Huaxia.

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman saw the news of Immortal Master Copper Trigram, and he couldn't calm down immediately: "Wait a minute, fellow Taoist Copper Trigram, you leave it for me, have you also used my appearance to count the black trigram?"

It's no wonder that one day five years ago, several elders in his hometown looked at him strangely, and always felt that there was some misunderstanding. Could it be that this is the fault of the black hexagram, but he took the blame

"Hehe, I suddenly remembered something, a hundred years ago. Suddenly, a daoist asked me if I was going to practice hexagrams? Back then I was still at a loss. Friends of copper hexagrams, you are in a hundred years. A few years ago, I didn't use my appearance to be considered a black hexagram, right?" Su Clan's Qi made a sneer.

The person who feels the problem is not the Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman alone.

At this moment, Immortal Master Copper Trigram felt a sense of instability in his hand holding the phone.

"Aren't you going to answer? Daoist Tonggua, a certain knife is already hungry." Su Clan's Qi continued to say that he is a fighting maniac, Su Clan's Qi, fighting or something, he likes it the most.

Young Master Feng Slayer: "My sword is already hungry and thirsty."

Poyang Halberd Guo Da: "[Stupid dog head] expression."

Poyang Halberd Guo Da: "[Angrily rubbing the dog's head upstairs] expression.]

Poyang Halberd Guo Da: "Since the darkening is over, my spearhead is already hungry and thirsty!"

Dharma King Creation: "My singing voice is already hungry and thirsty!!"

"Don't tell me, Brother Dharma King, don't lose both, I'll take care of your share. Lang's big sword has doubled the hunger and thirst!" Mad Saber Sanlang said quickly.

"Fellow Daoist Sanlang is very true." True Monarch Guhuguan said indifferently, Dharma King Creation's singing voice will cause nuclear pollution...

When did Mingyue have: "If I say it, fellow Taoist Tonggua wouldn't be easy for me, right?"

Fairy Lychee: "Don't be afraid, the eye-catching lay Buddhist and Taoist friends, Immortal Master Copper Trigram can't remember you at all."

"Thank you Fairy Lychee." Sometime in the next month, he sent a 'sigh' expression: "But I'm a lay Buddhist. If the fairy can't remember it, you can use the function of 'remarking a friend's name'!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Fairy Lychee apologized again and again, but she didn't know why, she just didn't want to use the 'remark friend' function for the drunk* layman.

At this time, Beihe Sanren spoke up again and gave the Immortal Master Tonggua a knife: "Hehe, fellow Taoist Tonggua, are you still at the pharmacist's house? I see your address."

Not good, exposed!

Immortal Master Copper Trigram silently put down his cell phone.

He took a deep breath.

Then, he grabbed the tortoise shell and gave himself a hexagram. Although fortune-tellers generally do not calculate themselves, Immortal Master Copper Trigrams is a special case now.

The copper plate in the turtle shell was thrown out, and after it landed, it turned into a very beautiful pattern.

Sign up, good luck.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram's eyes immediately became wet.

The next moment, facing the pharmacist in the distance, he shouted boldly: "Brother Yao~ the bed is reserved for another ten days, no, the reservation is until September 1st!"

The pharmacist silently put down the mobile phone in his hand and nodded: "Well, no problem. Daoist Tong Gua, you can rest assured when the time comes." Apparently, the pharmacist has been peeping at the screen and already knows what happened.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram: "Brother Yao is the most considerate."

"Well, the heart of the doctor's parents, don't worry, no matter how many injuries, I will definitely heal you." The pharmacist said.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram was moved to tears.

At this time, the pharmacist asked again: "Then I want to ask, did Daoist Tong Gua disguise himself as me and counted the black trigram?"

click! Immortal Master Copper Trigram froze. After a while, he laughed dryly: "So what, what, should... No?"

"It looks like there is." The pharmacist nodded silently.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram's legs are softening... What's more dangerous than offending the attending doctor when he is about to be seriously injured

The earth is so dangerous, does he want to consider escaping to space

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At this moment, in a luxurious villa in the Jiangnan area.

Yu Jiaojiao turned into the size of a slap, lay on the bed, and tapped the screen of her phone with her paws with a face full of enjoyment. Look at the author of a black house, the latest update.

Although it is early morning, her mental state is very good now.

"Ten chapters a day, three thousand words per chapter, and the update of thirty thousand words is comfortable." Yu Jiaojiao had a satisfied expression on her face. (To be continued.)