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Chapter 586: Put me down now! Gotta pee!

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Song Shuhang: "Wait, Senior Sister Ye can sign a ghost contract with someone?"

"Well, yes.︾," Pavilion Master Chu replied, "Don't be surprised, after all, Ye Si's physique is more inclined to ghosts."

Song Shuhang was so panicked.

This is a big problem... It also means that one day, Senior Sister Ye will be like a ghost and sign a contract with others

In that case, if he continues to fall in love with Senior Sister Ye, and suddenly one day, Ye Si signs a ghost contract with someone else, what will he do with Senior Sister Ye

Every time you go on a date, will you be answered by a bright electric light cannon through the remote sense of the 'Ghost Contract'

It's fine if the other party is a woman.

If the other party is a man... In the future, if he and Senior Sister Ye become 'double cultivators', will the man who signed the Spirit Ghost Contract with Senior Sister Ye feel the same way

Super scary.

No, no, if Senior Sister Ye becomes a dual cultivator with him, it is absolutely impossible to sign a ghost contract with others! Not even if the other party is a woman.

But here comes the problem... The ghost contract can be forced to sign!

If the opponent's strength is particularly strong, he can force Sister Ye to sign the spirit ghost contract. Even the contract between Song Shuhang himself and the ghost was signed after the ghost was convinced.

In other words, could his first love be abducted by someone signing a contract at any time

This is simply hopeless.

As such, it would be too dangerous to take Senior Sister Ye out of the Clear Water Pavilion.

Because of the terrifying despair, Song Shuhang suddenly woke up from the dream.

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Tuesday, August 6

Song Shuhang woke up and found that he was still lying on the floor of Yunzhong Pavilion. Because of the awkward posture, his neck was a little sore.

"How long have you slept?" Shuhang murmured, because of the experience of the Time City's 'dungeon', the time on his cell phone and watch were all inaccurate.

There is no timing tool in Pavilion Master Chu's room, and he doesn't know how much time has passed.

Song Shuhang looked at Pavilion Master Chu and Senior Sister Ye on the bed, and sighed softly.

Senior Sister Ye's physique is a big trouble.

Ordinary spirit ghosts may not attract the attention of powerful cultivators... But Senior Sister Ye is extremely special, and she is already a fifth-grade realm. It is even more precious than the 'high-level ghost'.

Even if a seventh-rank Venerable, or even an eighth-rank Xuansheng sees Senior Sister Ye, if they don't have a ghost, they wouldn't mind giving her a 'forcible contract' as a gift.

If he didn't solve this problem, he wouldn't dare to take Senior Sister Ye out of the Clear Water Pavilion at all.

Could his first love turn into a long-distance relationship

With a wry smile, Song Shuhang gently withdrew from Yunzhong Pavilion, Senior Sister Ye and Pavilion Master Chu, and it seemed that they had to sleep for a while. Shuhang was embarrassed to stay in Yunzhong Pavilion and watched the two beauties sleeping.

So, where do you go first

By the way, we have to find Li Yinzhu first.

After entering the Bishui Pavilion, Li Yinzhu fell into a state of sleep because of a cold attack. I don't know how she is now

After this little girl came out of the freeze, she became very attached to herself and was almost inseparable. If she wakes up and finds that she is not around, will she panic

In this way, Song Shuhang quickly left the attic of Yunzhong Pavilion and came to the entrance of Yunzhong Pavilion.

Just as Shuhang stepped into the 'Entrance to the Cloud Pavilion' area, suddenly, stone pillars and crystal towers rose up beside them.

Song Shuhang: "?"

Wait, this seems to be an alert system, right

Why is the defense system of the Cloud Pavilion activated? He came out of Yunzhong Pavilion!

Could it be this defense system, when he is the black household of Bishui Pavilion

Song under the hood, wrapped him in his pocket.

The next moment, ten more chains shot out from those stone pillars and crystal pylons, tying Song Shuhang into a 'big' shape and hanging high at the entrance of Yunzhong Pavilion.

This hanging posture is extremely shameful.

"No." Song Shuhang shouted, and he instinctively struggled a few times.

But with his mediocre second-rank cultivator's cultivation, how could he earn the defense system that Pavilion Master Kaichu himself arranged

The more he struggled, the tighter the chains tied him.

Originally stretched out in a 'big' shape, he was pulled tighter and tighter, and now he was about to take a 'earth' shape, and his legs were about to be pulled into a one-word horse!

If it weren't for the fact that his physique had greatly improved during this period and his body flexibility was excellent, this standard one-word horse would have made him faint.

"It hurts and hurts, my legs are going to cramp." Song Shuhang wanted to cry without tears: "Pavilion Master Chu, wake up. It's me, I'm not an intruder, please let me down."

However, how could Pavilion Master Chu, who was asleep, be able to wake up so easily

More importantly, this is the 'forbidden land' of the Clear Water Pavilion. If the ordinary disciples in the entire pavilion are fine, they will not come to this 'forbidden land'.

No one could hear his screams.

Shuhang is a good party.

At this moment, a cool wind blew from somewhere, and Song Shuhang shuddered violently.

The legs that were pulled into a straight horse were sore.

Not only that, Song Shuhang felt that his bladder was a little swollen and he wanted to pee.

The urge to urinate is very magical. When you don't care about it, you can sometimes endure it for a long time. But when you start to care about it, you will feel more and more serious about urinating, and the more you care about it, the more you can't help it.

His face turned pale.

This is even worse.

"Help, help, no matter who it is, come and save me." Song Shuhang shouted loudly.

He didn't want to stage a plot where he was hanged like a 'horse' to pee his pants.

"Pavilion Master Chu, wake up. Senior Sister Ye, Senior Sister Ye, wake up."

"Whoever it is, come and let me down."

"If you don't let me down, I will urinate at the door of your pavilion. I will do what I say!"

"Come on, is there anyone?"

"Damn it, there won't be a soundproof barrier in Pavilion Master Chu's bedroom."

Shouting and shouting, Song Shuhang was exhausted, and his voice became weak.

Ah, despair, utter despair for this malicious world.

Nope, I'm going to pee.

Quickly divert your attention to other things.

By the way, in the previous martial arts novels, when the protagonist was drunk, he could still use his internal strength to force the alcohol out. So can I force the urine out

Maybe it's a good idea, I have opened up dantian in my body now, and there are a few more! Now I am much stronger than the heroes in martial arts novels, I can definitely do it...

You can do shit!

Does pee use force? Just force me to pee my pants, okay

No, divert attention, divert attention.

By the way, I can silently recite the "Ksitigarbha Crossing the Soul Sutra" and recite it a few more times, and the comprehension of the technique of 'transcendence' will be more profound.

So, Song Shuhang began to recite "Ksitigarbha Sutra of Crossing the Soul" silently, diverting his attention.

Seems really useful

Then read it a few more times.

Wait a minute, diversion is too negative. I should take the initiative. Maybe, I can try to identify this chain with the 'secret of identification technique' and see if there is a way to unlock it

After all, his 'secret identification technique' is very powerful from a certain point of view. Although he is still wearing the 'Wooden Ox Swordsman's Love Gloves', the mere gloves must not be able to block the appraisal technique.

Then give it a try. At most, there is something like blood and blood, and you will get used to it when you spray it.

"Give me identification!" Song Shuhang shouted.

It is a pity that the secret appraisal method has not been activated. Although there is a small chance of triggering the secret appraisal method through the glove, the probability is too small.

Ah, not anymore.

When I get excited, I want to pee even more.

Or just pee... Nobody here sees it anyway.

No no no, not right.

How could my steely will give up so easily

In that nonsense book "The Ascetic Diary of a High Monk", the high monk can overcome even the poison with willpower.

Just want to urinate, let me show you how to overcome it.

Now is the time to test how strong your willpower is.

Just when Song Shuhang was using his strong willpower to overcome all difficulties... Suddenly, he felt a comfortable coolness coming from his spine.

It was a sour feeling when you straightened your waist after bending over for a long time.

At the same time, the contract rune between him and the spirit ghost glowed slightly.

What happened to the ghost

Because the person who borrowed the power of the 'spirit ghost' blocked the 'induction' between Song Shuhang and the ghost with a powerful force, Song Shuhang could not know what the ghost had experienced.

However, based on the relationship between the contracts, Song Shuhang speculated that the spirit ghost's current state is evolving!

His spirit ghost had a chance to evolve into a 'high-level spirit ghost', but the chance was very low, maybe Shuhang would not be able to make the spirit ghost complete his evolution in his entire life.

And now, his spirit ghost is evolving, evolving to the realm of high-level spirit ghosts.

No, to be precise, his spirit ghost is about to complete the evolution! The evolution process has entered the final stage, so the contract rune in his body will change.

With the evolution of the spirit ghost, Song Shuhang's Qi Sea Dantian, Dragon Tail Dantian, and Dragon Claw Dantian began to surge and overflow.

During this time, Song Shuhang took several more 'Spirit Beast Crystals', and the amount of True Qi in his body was nearly saturated.

Now, without Song Shuhang's deliberate control, the infuriating energy in the body begins to impact the fourth Dantian [Dragon Body Dantian]!

A kind of incomparable joy filled Song Shuhang's whole body.

"Ah, it's not good. If the body becomes so comfortable, I can't help it." Song Shuhang's eyes were slightly moist.

What's more terrifying is that Song Shuhang's body shook involuntarily as the infuriating energy in his body began to impact the level of the 'Dragon Body Dantian'.

And the vibration of his body made the ferocious chains tighten even tighter.

If it goes on like this, the one-word horse will turn into a U-shaped horse. (To be continued.)