Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman put down his mobile phone. Originally, he wanted to bring in two 'Xianchu' from the residence to give the residents of the island a taste of the delicacy of Xianzhen, and to enhance their longevity a little.
But now try the eggs!
See how this seat scare you to death at night.
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That night.
The inhabitants of the indigenous island gathered together.
Then, a tall native stood up, and he was the leader of the rebel plan.
He raised his arms and shouted, "Today, just today, we must fight against that devil fiercely!"
Immediately below, the eyes of the natives lit up and responded, "Yes, we have to resist him! Then, he must halve his daily homework, no, it must be reduced by more than two-thirds!"
"And also, you must not be hungry twice at a time, at most one meal, otherwise I can't hold it!"
"To the extreme, there is also the palm of the hand, at most one hand. If you hit both hands, you won't be able to do your homework at all."
The natives who were gathered by the number began to shout out their wishes. What a simple wish! Hungry at most, hit one red hand at most, and don’t forget to do homework when hitting red hand.
At this time, the tall native said solemnly: "No promise!"
"You guys are so useless! This time, we are going to fight against the devil and defeat him! The homework is cut by one third? How can this be enough? We don't want homework!" The tall native said solemnly.
The natives below were taken aback, yes, why do we have to do homework
"No homework, no homework!" All the natives shouted.
The tall native continued: "Similarly, we don't want to be hungry, we don't want to be beaten on the palms of our hands, we don't want to be hanged and beaten!"
"Don't be hungry, don't be beaten on the palm, don't be hung up and beat!" All the natives shouted loudly.
If this world has no homework, no palms, no hanging and beating, no hunger and no food, it will be a fairyland!
"So, we have to resist him, we have to overthrow his rule!" the tall native shouted: "Down with the brutal island owner, down with the brutal island owner!"
All the indigenous people felt that the blood of the beast was boiling: "Down with the brutal island owner! Down with the brutal island owner!"
The tall native clenched his fists hard, and then put on the starting style of "The Time is Calling": "Then, before we resist the cruel island owner, let's do warm-up exercises. Adjust our own state to the best!"
Hmm... The main reason is that the island owner is so scary. Before the action, the tall natives are going to practice magic skills to boost their courage.
As a result, the indigenous people who have passed "The Time is Calling" lined up in neat rows, and everyone's eyes were full of hope.
"One two three four, five six seven eight; two two three four, five six seven eight..."
Hundreds of indigenous people who know "The Time is Calling" danced wildly with great momentum.
This is called military heart available? That's pretty much what it means anyway.
The tall native was very satisfied, but a little regretful, "Unfortunately, our cultivation time was too short, and we couldn't reach the level of Master Joseph's 'hitting the air with a single punch'. Otherwise, resist the island. Lord, beat him down in minutes."
Unfortunately, we can't wait any longer. The island owner is too cruel. They have been oppressed to the limit. They must resist today. If they don’t resist their blood, they will be worn down. Even if they fail, let the island owner know that they are all bloody, and they also have ideals. of.
He doesn't do homework!
God knows how painful it was for him, a powerful shark hunter from the original tribe, to hold the pen again with calloused hands to write. When others write three words, he can barely write one word.
Ordinary pen writing is no problem. Whenever he wants to learn the 'calligraphy', he feels that his strong and powerful arms are shaking, and the strokes he writes are all wavy lines.
Homework or whatever, damn it!
Thinking of this, the will of the tall natives to resist the island owner became firmer.
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If these natives knew that the Seven Lives Talisman Palace Master was going to bid farewell to them this evening and set a banquet to bid farewell to them, what would they think
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After the completion of a set of "The Call of Time", all the indigenous people felt that they were full of power.
If it can be done, we are not what we were before. We have already practiced magic and will definitely be able to overthrow the rule of the tyrannical island owner.
"Go, go to the island owner's house!" The tall native waved his arms.
So, under his leadership, a large group of indigenous people surrounded the house of Palace Master Qishengfu.
However, the aboriginal people did not dare to immediately rush into the house due to the majesty of Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman in the past.
"What do we do next? Rush in?"
"Not good, what if there is a trap?"
"Just rush in, the place is small, and our advantage of having a lot of people can't be exerted."
At this time, the tall native thought for a while calmly, and suggested: "Then we will force the island owner out! Come, let's practice the exercises around the island owner's house, and those who do not know how to do magic shouted loudly to see if he could still be in the house. How long have you been hiding?"
The natives all felt reasonable.
As a result, the indigenous people who knew "The Time is Calling" lined up in four square formations and surrounded the island owner's house.
"One two three four, five six seven eight; two two three four, five six seven eight..."
They started doing gymnastics.
First, stay upright, then raise your left arm sideways, looking at your left hand.
The next step is to lunge forward with your right foot, while swinging your left arm inward to the front and down, looking at your right hand.
Then, restore the right leg to a side-by-side position, while raising both arms sideways (palms outward), raising your head slightly.
Breathe in, breath in, majestic.
Behind them, the aborigines who had not been through "The Calling of the Times" shouted loudly, increasing the momentum of their own side.
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Soon, half of the set of "The Time Is Calling" was finished, and the island owner's room remained silent.
The natives felt a little uneasy in their hearts.
At this time, the tall native pondered for a moment, and suddenly he figured it out: "The brutal island owner must be afraid of us! Continue to practice magic! If the shouting is louder, he is afraid of us and hides in the house and dare not come out. Now! We want to keep him scared and force him to come out."
Encouraged by the tall natives, other natives had happy smiles on their faces. Their gymnastics became more powerful.
Clap clap clap, neat and tidy.
The cruel island owner is afraid!
Sure enough, the island owner is also afraid of them who have already practiced magic
After playing one time, they excitedly began to play a second time.
Everyone falls into their own fantasy world, a beautiful world without homework and corporal punishment.
A bright future is waiting for us!
"Come on, let's do it again! This time, we are advancing layer by layer, and while performing magic, we are advancing forward! Crash into the island owner's house!" The tall native said loudly.
Obviously only three times "The Time is Calling", but because of excitement, he is now sweating.
So, all the indigenous people started the fourth time "The Time is Calling", advancing step by step.
Seeing that, the aborigines in the front row were about to crash into the house of Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman.
Just then... A deafening explosion sounded in the distance.
rumbling
The sound was like thunder, and the echoes rolled in.
Then, there was the sound of water waves, the sound of tumbling water.
The natives who were performing their magic stopped suddenly, and the voices of the natives who were shouting at the back were also cut off.
"What happened?" The tall native asked in a deep voice. Is there a thunder? No, the bright moon is in the sky, the moon is sparse, and there is no sign of thunder and rain.
"It's the seaside, where suddenly a water column rises up to a height of more than ten meters!" cried a sharp-eyed native.
"Who's going to see what happened?" cried the tall native.
In the middle of the day, there was a young native who ran from the beach: "No, we have found the island owner. The island owner is by the sea!"
Is the island owner on the sea, not in the house
All the natives who were doing "The Time is Calling" just now and thought the island owner was already afraid were suddenly embarrassed.
[The island owner is by the sea, does the thunder have something to do with him? ]
The tall native gritted his teeth: "Then let's go to the beach to find him and maintain the momentum just now, we can do it! Think about the heavy work, think about the food, think about not having to be hanged and beaten, and show our aura. "
"That's it, the momentum just now!" All the indigenous people said firmly.
As a result, the indigenous people marched forward to the beach in a mighty way, and used their momentum to resist the island owner!
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Soon, a large group of indigenous people rushed to the edge of the beach.
Then they froze.
In their sight, the island owner was standing on the edge of the beach... All along, the island owner who only wore a black trench coat and had a cool face, now changed into a white training suit and cloth shoes.
Then, the island owner seemed to be practicing.
I saw the island owner jumping high, and the one who jumped was more than fifteen meters high! Is this how high a person can jump? What are you kidding
Immediately afterwards, the right leg of the island owner in mid-air collapsed, and then he saw his legs point out again and again.
Serial legs? !
The next moment, something terrible happened.
I saw the toes of the island owner kicking out a line of pure white energy that was visible to the naked eye.
Those energy, after flying out, turned into dragons and tigers in midair and crashed into the water.
This scene is simply fantastic, this is not human at all.
This is something only God can do, right
boom boom boom
rumbling
When the dragon-shaped Qi Jin slammed into the sea, a series of explosions left a whirlpool directly on the sea. The whirlpool continued for five or six breaths, and the sea surface could not recover for a long time.
And when the tiger-shaped qijin hits the sea, a water column will burst, more than 20 meters high, and the water column will condense and not disperse.
Long Yin and Hu Xiao, cool and handsome.
A large group of originally aggressive natives were terrified.
If the island owner's leg was kicked on them, they would be kicked into meat dregs directly, right
Recalling that, when the island owner conquered this small island, he took away the weapons of the soldiers on the island one by one with his bare hands, and then knocked the soldiers unconscious with his fists.
Didn't expect him to be so scary
Mom, my knees are so soft. (To be continued.)