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Chapter 596: Copper Trigram Fairy, you flew to the wrong person (2 in 1)

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Song Shuhang said calmly: "I originally thought that I was only going to make a small movie, and I didn't need a script at all. I can make it as it is interesting... But, my friend is like this, I feel her reasoning. Plus , my friend also recommended himself to help me find a writer who can write a movie script, and promised to come back with a very interesting story. So, I agreed. "

When he heard this, Gao Moumou touched his face, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

"A few days ago, I suddenly had something to do and I had to travel far away... So, the task of finding the author who can write interesting stories was handed over to my reliable friend, and I didn't interfere in this matter. That's it." Song Shuhang.

Gao Moumou: "..." He felt that his face was a little distorted.

"Hahaha, from your expression, you have already guessed it? That's right, my very reliable friend, her name is Yu Jiaojiao, in a sense, she is indeed a very cute girl "Song Shuhang gave a thumbs up to Gao Moumou. Yu Jiaojiao's mother is so beautiful, once Jiaojiao is promoted to the fifth-grade transformation, her appearance will definitely be the same. From a 'future' point of view, she must be lovely and beautiful.

Gao Moumou felt a little stomachache: "Then, the girl who was arrested by Yu Jiaojiao was locked in a small dark room, and wrote 20,000 to 30,000 words a day, and if he couldn't write it, he would not be given food. Is the super unfortunate guy named Gao Moumou? !!"

"That's right, it is indeed written! The ability to think is great." Song Shuhang flattered a little.

But obviously, this flattery is on the horse's legs.

"That is, the reason why I was arrested and locked up in a small dark room, unable to sleep overnight, and desperately coding is because you, Shuhang, suddenly want to make a movie?" Gao Moumou touched himself His chest, this action can make his heart beat slightly.

Song Shuhang affirmed: "That's right, that's it."

Gao Moumou gritted his teeth and said, "Shuhang."

"Yes." Song Shuhang reminded again: "So-and-so, we made arrangements in advance, everything was just an accident. This is an interesting joke played by the God of Destiny for us. I have explained it to you little by little, so Don't turn your back."

"Don't worry, the boat of our friendship is forbidden from strong winds and waves, and it will overturn if it won't overturn." Gao Moumou grinned: "Come here!"

"What are you doing?" Song Shuhang said.

"Come here, I promise not to kill you!" Gao Moumou clenched his fist. At this time, he had only one impulse. He let Song Shuhang know what is the iron fist of 'friendship'! Don't worry, it's guaranteed to be painful!

"Don't think about it." Song Shuhang smiled, "And now you can't beat me."

"Don't think that you are invincible when you grow a little taller. Come over here and let you taste the iron fist of my friendship." Gao Moumou roared in a low voice.

"It's not just that I have grown a little taller." Song Shuhang showed a standard six-teeth smile, and then he reached out and lifted his shirt, revealing a figure carved out of marble.

Every muscle is organized. Not as plump and hypertrophic as a bodybuilder, but with explosive power in every muscle. As long as Song Shuhang exerted his strength slightly, every muscle in his body was mobilized, full of violent beauty.

"Fuck." Gao Moumou's eyes widened, your uncle. A few days before the holiday, Song Shuhang still had a small belly. In just over three months, how did this dazzling muscle develop

Even with muscle acupuncture, you can't grow such muscles.

"Hehehe." Song Shuhang put on the pose of a bodybuilder: "See, I can see from the muscles I have now that my physique is full now. You can't beat me now."

Gao Moumou gritted his teeth: "Bah, I don't care. You are not allowed to fight back, let me slap you to kill the fire."

"Dreaming, there are no doors and no windows!" Song Shuhang smiled: "I'm not a masochist."

"Ah, then I'll make a hole in the wall myself. Look at the trick, Shuhang will die for me." Gao Moumou put his hands on the table, jumped up, his legs turned into scissors and cut them towards Song Shuhang. So-and-so has practiced before!

However, he was only halfway through his jumping movement, and his other leg was hooked by the edge of the table... The table that matches the boss chair is also huge.

With a 'pop', Gao lost his balance and fell to the ground.

Song Shuhang: "..."

It looks painful.

"Are you all right?" He crouched beside Gao Moumou and asked.

"What about you?" Gao Moumou raised his head, covered his nose, his eyes were wet, and he complained: "Originally, I just wanted to pull your 'best friend' over and accompany me through the small dark room. But Tema finally, You are the mastermind behind sending me into the little dark room. We are all friends!"

Song Shuhang said with a smile, "It's so simple to make friends? Are you not the boat of our friendship, can you withstand strong winds and waves?"

"Isn't it enough if the water leaks? If it leaks, it can still sink!" Gao Moumou rolled his eyes.

"Okay, then let's sink." Song Shuhang stretched out his hand and pulled Gao Moumou up from the ground.

Gao Moumou suddenly felt that he was pulled up from the ground by an unstoppable force. The strength comparison between the two sides is as if a baby cannot break free from the strength of an adult!

Gao Moumou grinned: "Damn, Shuhang, what have you eaten recently? Are you too strong?"

Shuhang said softly: "Well, I have experienced a lot of things recently, and it's hard to say."

"Opportunity, look at the tricks!" In the middle of the conversation, Gao Moumou suddenly swept out with a tricky angle, and swept towards Song Shuhang's calf Gao Moumou had practiced martial arts when he was a child. Although it has been abandoned for many years, he still has some foundations. of.

when! !

The next moment, Gao Moumou's eyes were about to pop out of their sockets. His leg just now felt like he was swept on an iron pillar. It bounced back, it was painful.

"Despicable, Shuhang, you put iron plates in your trousers! You really are friends!" Gao Moumou gritted his teeth in pain. In order not to wake up his girlfriend, Yayi, he just held back the pain and said that he was truly suffering.

Song Shuhang: "..."

He silently pulled up his trouser legs, revealing the same well-structured calf. Then, he showed an awkward smile: "So, I didn't put the iron plate, did you see the thigh full of muscles?"

"You bastard, have you practiced the golden bell hood?" Gao Moumou rubbed his leg. His leg just now was mostly a joke, and the strength of the leg was not great. Even so, it still hurt.

"Then... Now, are you going to kick me a few more times to quell the fire? I feel like I can't dodge." Song Shuhang blinked and said when someone kicked your left leg, you should also hand over your right leg. Kick someone, you'll be cool

"Kick your sister." Gao Moumou rolled his eyes.

He climbed back into the boss chair, then thought for a moment, and suddenly chuckled.

Some things in this world are just so coincidental. When many little things come together, unexpected things happen.

Song Shuhang sat down in front of Gao Moumou again and said, "I'm sorry, but it was really an accident. I didn't expect that the author brought by Yu Jiaojiao would be you. Besides, I asked you if you were writing before. You are not writing. So, you are also responsible."

Gao Moumou rolled his eyes and wrote that it was his little private secret, how could he be with someone he knew.

"Then what, I told Yu Jiaojiao to stop shutting down your little black house, you can just play here for a few days." Song Shuhang continued.

Yu Jiaojiao, who was on Shuhang's shoulder, raised her paws at Shuhang and did not close Gao Moumou's little black house, which meant that she could no longer read 20,000 to 30,000-word updates a day.

Gao Moumou continues to roll his eyes, if you dare to close my little black house again, I will fight with you!

"But XX, are you interested in writing a movie script?" Song Shuhang asked again if Gao XX didn't want to write it, they would have to find someone else to write it.

"Write, why don't you write? It's just for me and Yayi to earn some pocket money for our honeymoon." Before Gao Moumou said bitterly, Yu Jiaojiao had agreed with him on the cost of writing the movie script, and the price was not low. .

Then, Gao Moumou added: "And I also have a request."

Song Shuhang said boldly: "What request? You're welcome."

Gao Moumou said seriously: "I will also play a role at that time."

"This is no problem, just bring Tubo and Yangde with you." Song Shuhang nodded and said that the more actors in the movie, the more lively it will be. Just ask the seniors to pay attention to restraint when Gao Moumou is acting, and don't scare them.

"That's settled. What kind of story you want, I will try my best to come up with an interesting story." Gao Moumou said.

"Can science fiction and immortals be added in the future?" Song Shuhang asked tentatively.

Gao Moumou: "..."

sci-fi? Even if he is a layman, he knows that science fiction requires computer special effects technology. Song Shuhang wants to make a small movie sci-fi, and does he need special effects for fifty cents

There are also Xianxia, which also need a lot of special effects.

Song Shuhang asked in a low voice, "Can't you?"

"No problem, isn't it sci-fi and immortals... I'll write it for you." Gao Moumou gritted his teeth.

"By the way, Lao Gao, remember that the protagonist is very handsome and immortal." Song Shuhang added that it was Senior White who played the protagonist after all.

"No problem." Gao Moumou smiled evilly.

Then see how he abuses the protagonist.

Gao Moumou wants to participate in the role himself, playing the role of the protagonist's eternal opponent, and the protagonist who abuses the protagonist again and again. In order to avenge myself for this arrow!

Well, in Gao Moumou's view, the protagonist must be Song Shuhang himself.

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Meanwhile, on the other side.

Over the Jiangnan area.

A kind-hearted young man stood in the middle of a building in the Jiangnan area, enjoying the night wind.

The young man has short black hair and looks very energetic.

If Song Shuhang was here, he would definitely be stunned when he saw this man. Because this kind-hearted young man is exactly what Song Shuhang looks like.

Not only his appearance, but also the aura he exudes and his behavior, all of which are exactly the same as Song Shuhang!

But this man is not Song Shuhang's ghost.

"I finally got rid of Senior Medicine Brother. Brother Yao is really difficult to deal with. He secretly put so many kinds of powders on me for tracking purposes. If it was someone else, he would have learned the words of Senior Medicine Brother accidentally. It's a pity. , my opponent is me." The 'Song Shuhang' said triumphantly.

"Where do you want to go next? The earth is too dangerous recently, so let's go to the universe to hide." The 'Song Shuhang' murmured.

By the way, we have to look at the 'enemy situation' first. He pulled out a strange cell phone and flicked on it a few times.

Jiuzhou No. 1 group.

Su Clan's Qi: "Brother Yao, what are your current coordinates? I'm going to look for you with a big horse monkey... Tonight, we'll eat monkey brains!"

Crazy Sabre Three Waves: "...So what, fellow Daoist Ah Qi, eating monkey brains is an evil way! You must cherish monkeys."

Su Clan's Qi: "Bah! I just cut off the skull of the Malaysian monkey obediently. Don't talk nonsense."

Crazy Blade Three Waves: "..."

After about a minute, the pharmacist came forward and said, "I will send you the coordinates. Besides, Tong Gu, ran away."

Su Clan's Qi: "It was really quick to escape."

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: "With the character of Daoist Tong Gua, I know that so many Daoist friends want to talk to him, so they must run away. Daoist pharmacist, didn't you leave some traces on him?"

"There are many, but they have all been erased." The pharmacist replied briefly.

Young Master Feng Slayer: "When did Tong Gu run, and how long did it run?"

The pharmacist replied: "Two hours ago, the medicinal powder on my body was wiped off half an hour ago. The last place to disappear was in the coastal area."

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "If it's been so long, he's probably going abroad."

Poyang Halberd Guo Da: "[cute puppy head expression]"

Poyang Halberd Guo Da: "[Angry expression on the dog's head upstairs]"

Poyang Ji Guo Da: "With the character of Taoist Tong Gua, since he has already run away, it must be difficult to find him. As long as he changes his face, the sea of people is vast and there is nowhere to be found."

Many fellow Taoists who wanted to talk to Tonggua immediately felt regretful.

At this time, the pharmacist said again: "However, I still have a medicine left in his body. Now it is almost automatically activated. Once activated, it can make the Taoist Tonggua daoist very weak in a short time. Perhaps, we can take this opportunity. find him."

The smug smile on the corner of the mouth of the 'Song Shuhang' on the building in the Jiangnan area, the coastal area is just an eyesore for him.

Hmph, want to find me, dream.

Even in a weak state, the effect of my Disguise Technique will not be reduced by a single point!

The current me is Song Shuhang's little friend, no one can see through it!

That's right, this 'Song Shuhang' was created by Immortal Master Copper Trigram.

At this time, Beihe Loose People went online: "The copper hexagram can't escape, I promise! By the way, is there any Taoist friend who has been in space recently... Contact me. I'll give you a few coordinates. Based on my guess, it's a black hexagram. The guy is flying into space now. Compared with the earth, space is wider and safer. My coordinates are the most likely position for him to enter space."

Young Master Feng Slayer: "Fellow Daoist Beihe, if you are in the group, fellow Daoist Tonggua will also see it."

"It doesn't matter, I just want him to see it. I'm sure he's flying into space right now. As long as he enters space, I'm half sure to intercept him. When that happens, hum." The smiling expression made this guy Tong Gua, even better when he saw the news.

It would be even better if the other party chose to stay on Earth because of this news. Space is so big, if you really escape into space, it will be even more difficult to catch the opponent. If you stay on Earth, there is always a chance to find him.

And if the Copper Trigram is still going to space, the news that Bei He just sent can at least scare him! Let this black hexagram's heart skip a beat.

As soon as Beihe Loose People's words were finished, several fellow Taoists in the group came forward, saying that they were going to space.

Then, Beihe Loose People entered the private chat mode.

On the building in the Jiangnan area, the corner of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched.

As expected of a Northern River Loose Ren, his old enemy who knows you best is often your enemy. This is absolutely true.

He was about to escape into space, and this thought was guessed by the other party. Bei He is simply a roundworm in his stomach.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram sighed silently, took out the tortoise shell, and was about to find a place to hide on Earth if he was going to make a good fortune for himself.

If the future is dangerous, he will happily fly to the sky.

Well~ there is no way, after all, he is a black hexagram!

I know that I am a black hexagram, so sad.

The copper plate was scattered from the tortoise shell, and the Immortal Master Copper Trigram looked at the hexagram and calculated with his fingers.

Sign up, good luck!

It's not very good, it seems that the trip to the universe is indeed a disaster.

Maybe that guy from Beihe really set up a net of heaven and earth, waiting for him to throw himself into the net.

"Hmph, the world is so big, isn't there a place for me to hide? The big deal is that I'll change my face again and become chaotic into the crowd. The world's population is eight billion, how can you find me?" Immortal Master Copper Trigram snorted and said even, He can also easily turn into a small animal.

But Beihe Loose People, he remembered. The battle at the top of the Forbidden City at that time must be a good look for Beihe Loose People.

Thinking of this, Immortal Master Copper Trigram put away the tortoise shell, jumped lightly, and jumped between the buildings.

Whoosh!

At this time, there was a sword light in the distance flying towards his position quickly.

On the sword light, there is a fairy in a red dress. Fairy had a serious look on her face, and at the same time closed her eyes and sensed something.

Soon, the fairy saw the bronze hexagram immortal master who looked like 'Song Shuhang'.

"I found you, little friend Shuhang!" Fairy smiled, she swishly landed in front of Immortal Master Copper Trigram.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram smiled bitterly in his heart, coming to whatever he was afraid of. I just wanted to hide from a fellow Taoist from the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group', but I didn't expect to encounter one.

The visitor is Fairy Liu Ying from the Jiuzhou No. 1 Group, a special cultivator whose practice is related to 'suction and repulsion'. She is a fairy who has a good personality and is usually very talkative.

However, sometimes she gets into the nitty gritty of weird issues. After she got into the horns, she was very stubborn and rigid.

Immortal Master Tonggua tried his best to squeeze out a smile, pretending to be a little friend Shuhang's tone: "Fairy good evening."

"Well, little friend Shuhang. I'm in a hurry, so we won't talk nonsense." Fairy Liu Ying stretched out her hand around her waist to solve it.

Around her waist, she untied a decorative corset silk scarf.

Then, under the puzzled gaze of Immortal Master Copper Trigram, Fairy Liuying tied the silk scarf around his waist.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram could not understand at all, what kind of plane is Fairy doing

"Do you still have Bigu Pill?" Fairy Liuying asked in a low voice.

Song Shuhang, who was disguised as Immortal Master Copper Trigram, nodded shyly: "There is still a little bit."

Fairy Liuying explained: "That's good. Explain, this silk scarf of mine is part of my robe, which can provide you with defense like a space suit and prevent you from being hurt in space."

space suit? Avoid getting hurt? What is this for? Why do I have a bad premonition!

Immortal Master Copper Trigram was sneaking out from Medicine Master before, so he did not see the chat record in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' where Fairy Liuying wanted to send Song Shuhang back to the universe.

He only learned from the chat records that Song Shuhang had returned from the universe.

So he disguised himself as a little friend and slipped around in the Jiangnan area.

"Then, little friend Shuhang, the journey is smooth sailing. After one month, we will see you again." Fairy Liu Ying branded several seals on Immortal Master Copper Trigram.

Because there was no time to prepare the 'space capsule' this time, Fairy Liuying sealed enough spiritual power on her silk scarf. The protective layer formed by this layer of spiritual power will protect the little friend Shuhang, and will not be harmed when passing through the atmosphere.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram is stunned, isn't this trying to send me into the universe? Don't, don't be so cruel!

"Launch!" Fairy Liuying said solemnly.

The next moment, Immortal Master Copper Trigram rose into the sky like a flame, straight into Yunxiao!

"Ahhh." Immortal Master Copper Trigram made a tragic cry.

It's space, Fairy Liuying really wants to send him to the sky.

Inexplicably, Immortal Master Copper Trigram felt very sad. He was poisoned by the pharmacist now, and was still in a weak state for a short time, and he had no strength to break free from Fairy Liuying's repulsion spell.

He could only watch helplessly as he was sent into space and gradually disappeared.

Damn it, why did I suddenly have a whim today and want to become a little friend of Shuhang!

"I don't want to go to space." Immortal Master Copper Trigram's scream echoed in the sky. Could it be the 'sign on' hexagram just now

Below, Fairy Liuying put her hands above her eyes and watched as 'Little Friend Song Shuhang' drifted away.

"Well, it was the right choice to send little friend Shuhang into the universe. I felt much more at ease." Fairy Liuying said that in addition to her symptoms, Fairy Liuying also had a little obsessive-compulsive disorder.

As long as she thought of Song Shuhang's '30 days' trip to space, it didn't reach the target, and there were still more than 20 days left, Fairy Liu Ying felt troubled and uncomfortable.

But it's fine now.

Fairy Liuying opened the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' and sent a message: "You have sent little friend Song Shuhang into space again, and left a Taoist mark on him. After one month, there are Taoists in space who can drop by. Bring him back. Or I'll pull him off when the time comes."

Beihe Loose Cultivator: "Fairy has worked hard." Little friend Shuhang, also worked hard.

Fairy Liuying: "This is my agreement with Venerable White, and it is what I should do."

At this time, Song Shuhang, who was chatting with Gao Moumou, took out his mobile phone and saw this news, and he was completely stunned.

Am I being sent into space again? When did this happen

If I have been re-launched into space, who am I sitting in front of Gao now? (To be continued.)