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Chapter 611: I don't accept it, I don't accept it!

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In one night, with the help of wine, Gao Moumou wrote more than 50,000 words in one breath.

You must know that in the past, even if Yu Jiaojiao locked him in his little black house for a day, and gave him vitality medicine, Lingmai green tea and body quenching liquid to replenish his physical strength and spirit, he could only write 30,000 to 40,000 yuan a day. Character.

But one night, Gao Moumou quickly tapped his fingers on the keyboard, and wrote two days' worth of writing in one night! If it weren't for the rush of drinking, he could have written more!

Exactly 50,000 words.

When Yu Jiaojiao woke up and saw Gao Moumou type out 50,000 words, she wondered how she would be surprised

On the other side, there is a bamboo garden near the lake in the Jiangnan area.

This is where a friend of Immortal Fairy Bie Xue stayed. The entire building, including the outer wall, was made of bamboo.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue gathered the appropriate ingredients in one night, and she already had a menu for Song Shuhang's 'Xianzhen Banquet' to improve her physique.

One main dish plus thirteen side dishes, the main dish must be eaten in one go, and the side dishes only need to eat a certain amount. A feast is enough to make Song Shuhang's physique soar.

After finishing the idea, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue began to process the ingredients.

She wants to make the 'Xianzhen Banquet' here and send it directly to Yu Jiaojiao's villa.

On the edge of the kitchen stove, the 'green onion crystal' that came from Song Shuhang late was placed here. When Xian Ji is going to make a side dish, try adding some chopped green onion to see how it works.

Just as Fairy Bie Xue was quickly processing the ingredients, the door of Zhuyuan's kitchen opened, and a slender figure yawned and came in with her waist twisted.

She is Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's friend and the owner of Bamboo Garden. She was slender and taller than Immortal Fairy Bie Xue by a head. The figure is not hot, but her waist is very thin, a real water snake waist. When walking, the waist twists, and every step is as pleasing to the eyes as dancing.

"Bie Xue, what are you doing so early in the morning?" The woman came to Immortal Fairy Bie Xue and looked at the pot.

"Don't move around, this is something made for a little fellow Taoist." Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said, "Aren't you going to sleep for a while? I'll make you a vegetarian breakfast later."

"When I fell asleep, I woke up hungry when I smelled the fragrance. It's all your fault. I made something so fragrant early in the morning. I'm going to eat vegetarian meat, vegetarian chicken, vegetarian beef, etc., anyway, the taste is made. Just like meat." The water snake waist woman smiled.

But she didn't steal the ingredients that Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was making to interrupt a fairy chef's cooking, which would anger the fairy chef.

Although with her relationship with Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue should not be angry. But this kind of thing that is easy to step on the line and make the boat of friendship capsize can still be avoided.

More importantly, for some reason, she can only eat vegetarian food, and she can't touch any meat or spicy food! At least another year and ten months to endure!

Therefore, the water snake waist woman squatted on the edge of the stove, smelled the fragrance, and drooled, but she could only watch it and couldn't eat it.

Suddenly, she saw the green onion crystal that was placed beside the platform.

This thing smells good.

"Don't snow, what is this?" she asked.

"It's a green onion, but it changed its form and was turned into a crystal." Immortal Fairy Bie Xue replied without turning her head.

onion

Is that a plant

If the plant is vegetarian, it can be eaten.

Thinking of this, the water snake waist woman quickly stuck her head out, stretched out her tongue, and deftly rolled up the green onion crystal. Chewed twice and swallowed.

"Delicious, super delicious, so happy." She cupped her cheeks with both hands and looked happy.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue turned her head: "..."

She rubbed her temples and said, "Did you eat that green onion crystal?"

"Yeah, it's super delicious." The water snake waist woman was still immersed in the happy taste.

"That's green onion. Didn't you want to stop eating meat and eat fast food recently?" Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said with a wry smile, and it was the precious spice she just bought from a 'Xianzhen Banquet'. Before it could be used, it was eaten whole.

"I know, so it's a plant, so it can be eaten." The water snake waist woman said proudly.

"Although it's true that onions are plants... However, onions belong to the five meats!" Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said.

"What? There's still this method? But when the bald head warned me to fast, he just told me that animals can't be eaten, but plants can be eaten. But he didn't talk to me about onions, is it meat? This bald head is pitting me?!" The water snake waist woman screamed.

In the middle of the story, a small pagoda descended from the sky outside the bamboo garden.

"Stupid snake, you have violated the precepts of meat and meat. Obediently, go to the pagoda with the little monk to practice cultivation, retreat for three years and six months, and recite the scriptures to wash away your sins!" In the small pagoda, there was a grand voice. come.

During the conversation, a ray of light shone from the small pagoda, shot into the kitchen of Zhuyuan, and shone on the woman with the waist of the water snake.

That ray of light turned into a pulling force, attracting the water snake waist woman and dragging her to the small pagoda.

"Don't, don't. You bald-headed Tema is cheating on me again. I just came out of the tower for two months, and I didn't enjoy anything. I don't want to go back right away. Besides, why would it take another three years and six months? Do you like three years and six months so much?" The water snake waist woman shouted, and she grabbed the edge of the stove with both hands to resist the light of the pagoda.

"This is up to you. When you were released from the pagoda two months ago, you made an appointment with the little monk. After you came out of the pagoda, you abide by the agreement and fasted for two years... As long as you can persist, the little monk will no longer arrest you. Enter the pagoda. But now, you have broken your precepts again, and you have lost! No matter whether you are a human being or a snake, as long as you make a mistake, you will be responsible for your own actions. Obediently follow the little monk to enter the pagoda for cultivation, and recite the scriptures for three years and six months. !" The voice in the pagoda came again, and the attraction of the small pagoda was a little stronger.

The water snake waist woman was attracted step by step and dragged out of the kitchen.

Her fingers scratched ten deep marks on the ground, and in the end, she held on to the threshold tightly: "Dead bald, but you can't eat animals, you can only eat plants? Are onions not plants?! The yin pits me, I don't accept it, I don't accept it." The water snake waist woman shouted: "Don't snow save me!"

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's mouth twitched, she was really helpless.

"Hey, the snake is not going to sophistry and twist the facts. When did the little monk eat only plants with you? The little monk just told you that it is meat and sin, and animals can't be eaten!" The grand voice in the pagoda said angrily.

The water snake waist woman blinked and recalled. Damn it, that dead bald head seemed to be really just like that at the time! He didn't 'just eat plants'. The last half of the sentence is that the animals that she made up her own brain can't eat, so she can only eat plants.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, you bald-headed scumbag, playing with language traps, I'm not convinced!" The water snake waist woman shouted.

But her disobedience was completely useless, the power of attraction was getting stronger and stronger, and the cry of the water snake waist woman was getting smaller and smaller, and she was dragged and involved in the delicate little tower!

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue rubbed her face, she felt that her facial expression was a little stiff and speechless.

"Then, Fairy Bie Xue, the little monk will say goodbye first, and will take this stupid snake back to chanting and practicing." The voice from the small pagoda came again... Obviously, the monk in this pagoda and Fairy Bie Xue also knew each other. . The relationship will not be worse than the woman with the water snake waist.

"Well, goodbye, Master... and I wish you two a happy time." Fairy Bie Xue said that she was very calm when faced with the fact that her friend was taken away by the monk.

After all, this kind of thing has happened more than 30 times in the past ten years.

It happened in front of her time and time again, numb!

During Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's words, 'Bang bang bang bang bang! ' The voice was the last struggle of the woman with the water snake waist.

But after a while, the small tower calmed down.

As soon as the tower turned, it flew into the sky with a 'swish' and disappeared...

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On August 8, it was cloudy, and the weather finally became cooler after the hot sun was gone.

9 am.

Yu Jiaojiao finally woke up from the hangover. After Gao Moumou went back yesterday, she and Shuhang first drank Tubo and Yang De on the ground.

Then, she and Gao Moumou were drunk by Taoist Tianyazi again!

A mountain is still a mountain high, and a wave is stronger than a wave!

Now when she wakes up, she still feels some pain in her head.

When she woke up, the servants brought sober soup and a breakfast.

When I woke up early, Shuhang had bought fifty roujia buns yesterday, and even today’s breakfast was already included.

However, Shuhang, Yu Jiaojiao and their roommates only ate ten, and the remaining forty were all eaten into Tianyazi Laodao's stomach last night.

This old man was full of food and drink yesterday, and his face was red. shameless!

Yu Jiaojiao rubbed her temples again.

After getting up from the bed, she habitually pulled the tablet next to her and swiped a few times, wanting to see how many words Gao Moumou updated yesterday.

But after pulling the tablet, she remembered what happened yesterday. Yesterday, Gao Moumou had been chatting with friends all day, and drinking with her at night. In the end, he was very drunk. How could he have time to code

That is, Gao Moumou shouldn't have updated yesterday... Yu Jiaojiao sighed faintly, reading tens of thousands of words every day for the past few days was very refreshing, but suddenly one day disappeared, and she felt very uneasy.

Just thinking about it, as soon as the page on her tablet was refreshed, she saw that Gao Moumou had updated 16 chapters in one go.

Yu Jiaojiao rubbed her eyes with her small paws in disbelief.

It's really 16 chapters, each of which is 3,000 words.

That's about 50,000 words!

How is this going

When did Gao Moumou write so many manuscripts

Yu Jiaojiao tried her best to recall yesterday's memory.

Then, a picture suddenly appeared in her mind.

It was yesterday that after Gao Moumou had drunk too much, he suddenly got up in a dashing manner and made a very powerful goal wish.

After finishing, Gao Moumou waved his hand again: I'm going to code now, today I'm going to have a good time and fight until dawn! Don't pull me, whoever pulls me I'll be in a hurry with whoever pulls me!

At that time, everyone was drunk, and naturally no one pulled so-and-so.

Could it be that Gao Moumou really went to code at that time? Still code until dawn

And also wrote 50,000 words.

Yu Jiaojiao blinked.

Wait, 50,000 words, what a coincidence

She took out her mobile phone, opened her mobile phone page, and revealed Venerable White's photo.

When holding the phone, Jiaojiao was a little excited.

Really so smart

Yesterday, she tried to make a wish on the photo of Venerable White, and the wish was to let Gao write 50,000 manuscripts yesterday.

But in yesterday's situation, Gao Moumou didn't have time to code words at all.

But I didn't expect that this morning, Gao Moumou actually typed more than 50,000 words!

This is the power of desire!

Senior White, the almighty Senior White!

Yu Jiaojiao clenched her paws, she felt that she should do something.

After thinking about it, Jiaojiao opened her tablet and logged into an account.

That account is 'Jiaoba who wants to give birth to a men's football'.

That's right, it's her father's. As for why she owns her father's account... Because Zhenjun Jiaoba's account was the one she applied for.

After logging on to Zhenjun's account, she skillfully opened the Jiuzhou No. 1 group, and re-downloaded a 'Senior White emoji' in the group sharing.

Skillfully packaged this expression pack and passed it to the account of her main account, Arowana Gillian.

The complete Venerable White emoji pack is in hand.

Jiaojiao has already prepared to change the picture of Venerable White on her mobile phone screen every day.

In this way, the next time you have a wish, you may be able to realize it more perfectly. Do you want to try to make Gao more 100,000 words a day

Well, it's not right, if you write 100,000 words at a time, the content will definitely be very watery. Then, how about letting Gao keep an update of 20,000 words for a certain month

While thinking about it, Yu Jiaojiao replaced all her screensavers and wallpapers with Venerable White's expression. In this way, every time you unlock the screen, you can pray to Venerable White once.

By the way, she has to share this joy with others!

Share joy, share life!

Yu Jiaojiao used her mobile phone to log on to her account and posted a message on her personal news.

Yesterday I made a wish to a beautiful senior photo, and today I woke up and found that my wish has come true. I feel that the world is full of love.

Attached is a photo of Yu Jiaojiao's mother's bright smile.

Her 'Dragon Fish Gillian' account has not many people, mainly Jiaoba Zhenjun's family, his various wives, sons who are about to form a men's football team, and more daughters.

Then there are some fellow Daoists and elders who have a good relationship.

In addition... Yu Jiaojiao also added Venerable Bai's account not long ago. It was the time when Venerable White asked her for help, and the two became friends easily when a small tsunami happened on an isolated island in the East China Sea.

Because of this, when Yu Jiaojiao posted her personal news, she replaced Senior White with a 'beautiful senior', so as not to be seen by Senior White and send her the latest version of a one-time flying sword.

She's not Soft Feather, so she has absolutely no interest in playing Thomas's manoeuvre in the sky with a flying sword.

Yu Jiaojiao stretched her waist and looked out the window in a happy mood. (To be continued.)