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Chapter 653: Do you want to use your pee to settle the ground like a lion?

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Is it really okay for Elder Sister Xianji to open a small stove for Venerable White so openly and let him eat the 'Mountain Treasures Banquet' alone

It turns out... that's not a problem. (

Even if the other dishes and main dishes on the table are all common ingredients, under the high cooking skills of Fairy Bie Xue, their delicacy is definitely not weaker than the 'Festival of Mountain Treasures'. Whether it was Daoist Tianya Zi, Yu Jiaojiao or Su Clan's Sixteen, they were all very satisfied.

Several of Song Shuhang's best friends were also exposed to the craftsmanship of the Immortal Chef for the first time. They felt that this meal was so delicious that one could eat ten bowls of rice in one go. .

Venerable White blinked curiously, looking at the unique Immortal Chef-level dishes in his hands, and then at Song Shuhang, is this all specially arranged by the little friend

Sure enough, it didn't disappoint. Venerable White was very satisfied with such delicacies that suit his taste, specially made by the Immortal Chef.

Good food is indispensable for good wine, and Taoist Tianyazi proposed the delicious food that had already been prepared and filled it with everyone present.

Song Shuhang borrowed flowers to offer Buddha, raised his glass and said with a smile: "The first cup, congratulations to Senior White for returning home with a full load."

Although I don't know what treasures Senior White harvested in the 'Relics of the Old Heaven's Dao Era', but with Senior White's luck, the words 'return with full load' can never be wrong.

"Thank you." Venerable White smiled slightly.

After three rounds of wine, the main dishes are served one after another.

Most of the main dishes are divided into two parts, one part is the common main dish that everyone eats together, and the other part is the small stove that Immortal Fairy opened for Venerable White.

Occasionally there are also several main courses, only the normal dishes transition.

The wine brought by Daochang Tianyazi can be of fairy brewing level, refreshing and sweet, but it is also very energetic. After a few cups, several of Song Shuhang's best friends had their eyes blurred, and Ya Yi, who had a small alcohol intake, had already fallen asleep on the table.

"Why did you get drunk so fast today?" Tubo's face was ruddy, and he was very puzzled.

In other words, since the day he traveled thousands of miles to see Gao Moumou, he and Yang De have been in an infinite loop. Hangover, wake up, eat, drink, hangover...

It's over, this cycle is poisonous, and there is no way to get out of it. Today is also the rhythm of getting drunk.

Tianya Zidao said proudly: "Because today's wine was specially brought here by the old man, it is very powerful."

"Let's do this for Daoist Master's good wine!" Gao Moumou was so forthright, he had a cup with Daoist Daoist Master Tianyazi.

"Gao Moumou is drunk?" Yu Jiaojiao's eyes suddenly lit up, she summoned the servant and asked the servant to help Gao Moumou and Yayi to go to bed first.

At the same time, she secretly gave the servant a hand gesture.

The servant also nodded secretly. Then, they sent Gao Moumou to the computer desk again, turned on the computer, opened the codeword software, and adjusted the soft entry method.

Yu Jiaojiao didn't believe it anymore, could Gao Moumou use his face to code 100,000 words tonight

Failure is success. If she fails a few times, she will surely find a way to succeed.

After Gao Moumou, Tubo and Yangde also fell one after another. As a result, the ordinary people at this table have all died in the wine hall.

In the kitchen, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue brought another main dish.

I don't know if it was a coincidence or not, this time Xian Ji's main dish turned out to be a large portion of the 'Xianzhen Banquet'.

After serving this main dish, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue did not leave immediately. She stood quietly beside Venerable White, using a high technique to gently cut open the crab shell for Venerable White, and pick out the plump crab meat inside. Come out and put it in Venerable White's bowl.

This kind of craftsmanship is not very difficult for fairy chefs to do.

Venerable White was a little uncomfortable because of Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's thoughtful service, but... The crab meat picked out by Immortal Fairy tasted really good.

"Is it delicious?" At this time, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said gently.

Senior White gave a sincere answer: "It's delicious."

"Do you want to eat it every day?" Immortal Fairy Bie Xue continued to ask.

Venerable White: "I want to."

"Then... do you want to be my Dao Companion, and then I'll make more delicious food for you every day." Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said softly.

When Zhenjun Baihe on the side heard this, he was immediately anxious, how could this be? This is to seduce Senior White with delicious food, this is a foul! This is fishing, it's not fair.

Venerable White was stunned for a while, but suddenly, he suddenly realized: "No wonder I feel these dishes are familiar. Besides, there is a table full of dishes that I like to eat. It's you, Beixue! Long time no see."

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue lowered the veil on her face a little, revealing bright eyes, "Hmm."

"Your cooking skills have improved again." Venerable White said with emotion.

"Of course, people always make progress." Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said proudly, she has a strong confidence in cooking: "Fellow Daoist Bai, don't evade my question. Answer me, do you want to become a double cultivator with me? Daoist?"

"No." Venerable White said.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue: "Then do you want to eat delicious food every day?"

"Think." Venerable White said without hesitation.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue: "Then you and I will become dual cultivators, and I will make it for you every day! And there are even more delicious things than this!"

"No." Venerable White said without hesitation.

Immortal Fairy Beixue is so tired.

"It's been hundreds of years, can't your answer be changed?" Immortal Fairy Bie Xue complained.

"Yeah." Venerable White thought for a while, and came up with a different answer: "I want delicious food, but the dual cultivator doesn't want it."

"It's beautiful." Immortal Fairy Bie Xue gritted her teeth.

"Well, so I'll just think about it." Venerable White said with a smile.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue rolled her eyes, and after a while she said, "Then let's be ordinary friends!"

Venerable White said, "Okay." In fact, he had always regarded Immortal Fairy Bie Xue as a good friend. Back then, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue would invite Venerable Bai for every immortal food banquet, and Venerable Bai always felt that Fairy Bie Xue was a good fairy.

Seeing Venerable White's calm expression, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue felt inexplicably depressed.

She stomped hard.

Crack... The marble floor was cracked by Immortal Fairy Bie Xue.

Song Shuhang and the others quietly moved a little back, keeping a certain distance from Fairy Bie Xue and Venerable Bai.

"Here!" Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, who was sulking alone, took out another invitation and handed it to Venerable White.

It was an invitation for the Immortal Food Banquet, which she had prepared before she came.

"Feast of Immortals? Are you going to invite me this time?" Venerable White took the invitation naturally.

"Hmph, this immortal-eating feast was actually arranged and prepared by me hundreds of years ago! I will definitely make immortal dishes that you will never forget after eating it! At that time, you will not be able to leave me at all. cooking." Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was imposing!

"I'm looking forward to it!" Venerable White said.

"When the time comes, I must ask you to be my dual cultivator!" Immortal Fairy Bie Xue clenched her fist and said. To conquer a man's heart, first conquer his stomach. Immortal Fairy Bie Xue believed that if there was really a woman who could conquer Venerable White's stomach, that woman would be her.

Venerable White thought for a while: "Well, if it's really that delicious, I'm looking forward to it!"

Immortal Fairy rolled her eyes and that was the reaction. Venerable White's indifferent reaction made her feel like she had already lost before the battle, and she was very depressed.

But forget it, the goal has been achieved.

At that time, let her have a showdown with Venerable White in that 'Eating Immortal Banquet'!

"Let's go, see you at the Immortal Food Banquet!" Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said.

"Well, good! I'm looking forward to it." Venerable White said.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue elegantly turned around and left without looking back, even leaving the two food containers in the kitchen behind.

As the host, Yu Jiaojiao quickly got up and went to see off the guests.

After Immortal Fairy Bie Xue left, True Monarch Bai He felt melancholy. It's not good, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue is an unprecedented rival, completely different from the previous rivals in love. Especially when the other party also has the strongest cooking skills in the monk world, it feels that its situation is not very good.

It seems that it has to give full play to its strengths.

So the question is, what are its advantages? It doesn't know how to cook, don't know how to concoct alchemy, and doesn't know how to collect medicine. Compared with Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, it always feels that the final battle has already been lost.

No good, big crisis!

After Immortal Fairy Bie Xue left, Venerable White grabbed another big fat crab and came over. He held the fat crab up and looked down.

After a while, he looked at Zhenjun Baihe next to him: "Baihe, can you peel crab shells? Like Xianji just now, cut open the crab shells and pick out the crab meat completely?"

True Monarch Baihe burst into tears, he could peel crab shells, but the peeling method like Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was not a fairy chef, and he didn't have that skill.

"Can't you?" Venerable Bai looked at Shuhang again, "Will you be able to peel Shuhang?"

But just after asking, Venerable White sighed in disappointment because when Song Shuhang ate it by himself, he was rudely biting off crab shells.

Song Shuhang: "..."

After Venerable White sighed, he held the crab and began to think deeply.

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Food and wine.

In the end, Xiangong layperson did not catch up with the meal 'Xianzhen Banquet'.

But the layman didn't care about a meal. For him now, setting up traps and catching that dragon demon is more important than anything else!

Song Shuhang was a little drunk after eating and drinking. Originally, he was going to rest for a while, but was called over by Layman Xiangong.

"Little friend Shuhang is here, I need your cooperation now." Lay Master Xiangong stood in the backyard of Yu Jiaojiao's villa and waved to Song Shuhang.

"What does Senior Xiangong need from me?" Song Shuhang asked curiously.

"I have set up a chain of traps here, you come and leave your own breath in the trap. In this way, I can spread your breath to the greatest extent through the formation, and let the dragon magic energy It's easier to find you. Now, my friend is about to arrive, everything is ready, and I only owe Dongfeng." Layman Xiangong said to himself.

"No problem, Senior Xiangong." Song Shuhang nodded, but, how can he leave his breath behind

Is it like a lion, demarcating its own territory with pee? (To be continued.) 8