Insert, I forgot to use the 'phantom brooch', Song Shuhang secretly cried in his heart.
He could imagine how dazed Tubo was when he saw his exaggerated muscles...
No, it should be said how confused the mood is. Recently, the country has advocated civilized language, saying that it is ignorant without being forced, and civilizing you, me, and others.
So now... how is he going to explain his muscles to his best friend
be honest? Do not make jokes! If he told Tubo that his muscles were spinning and cocooning, and then after breaking out of the cocoon, he grew a whole body of muscles, Tubo would definitely doubt whether his nerves were wired in the wrong way.
Perhaps, he can dump this pot on the 'xxxx health care products company'
- Since taking the new medicine from the 'xxxx health care product company', my waist and legs are no longer sore, and my whole body is full of strength. After eating for a month, the muscles of this body will grow in one month
Not right, not right.
Just when Song Shuhang was struggling, the voice of Fairy Dongfang Liu came from behind: "Shuhang, what are you still wearing that muscle prop? Isn't it too hot? Why don't you take it off quickly?" While speaking, Fairy Dongfang Liu moved towards Song Shuhang blinked.
"Haha, because Tubo was knocking on the door, so I ran over to open the door and forgot to take off this prop." Song Shuhang laughed.
- Fairy Liu Dongfang, you did a beautiful job.
Tubo nodded secretly.
But the next moment, he suddenly felt something was wrong.
His eyes were fixed on Fairy Dongfang Six behind Song Shuhang.
Fairy Dongfang Liu is a tall and slender beauty. In addition, she practiced "Nine Dances of the Devil" and is good at dancing, so her body line is perfect.
The important thing is—this beautiful sister, why is she still in Song Shuhang's room in the middle of the night
Are you going to turn on dog abuse mode again? Single Wang is also Wang, please love Wang very dearly!
Before Tu Bo could finish his sigh, another girl walked out of Song Shuhang's room—this time, a mature big sister-type beauty. It was Yu Jiaojiao who transformed into her mother: "Shuhang, come here, I will help you take off this prop muscle suit."
"Okay, thank you." Song Shuhang hurriedly ran towards Yu Jiaojiao: "Tubo, wait for me, I'll take off the props from my body first."
"Okay... okay." Tubo nodded.
Two girls? Is this a double-hitting dog
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After a while, Song Shuhang, who had transformed into an ordinary body, accompanied Tu Bo to go out and wandered on the road to the resort.
On the way, Tu Bo couldn't help but ask, "Shuhang, what's your relationship with Miss Yu Jiaojiao, and that girl from Dongfang?"
"The relationship between ordinary friends is not as complicated as you think. I just came over at night to try the props." Song Shuhang smiled and said, "It's you, who said you were abused before? What happened?"
"That, ah, a single dog can't hurt." Tu Bo sighed: "Do you remember that a few days ago, I was helping my second-year cousin in primary school with my summer homework."
"Well, I have an impression." Song Shuhang nodded - the book "Winter and Summer Vacation Homework - Second Grade of Elementary School - Chinese" that Tu Bo was writing at that time impressed him deeply.
Tu Bo sighed: "Today, that kid asked me for help again, and asked me to write his summer homework for him again... I was puzzled and asked him, 'Have I already written the summer homework with you?', and then you know How did he answer? He said, 'This time I asked you to help me with my girlfriend's summer homework. She is in fourth grade. I really can't write her homework. So I can only ask you to help me.' At that time, I wanted to smash the phone in anger."
The way this little guy abuses the dog is particularly novel, fresh and natural.
"Later, I suddenly couldn't sleep, so I wanted to chat with you guys to ease my hurt. At first, I wanted to find that guy Yang De, but he was too sleepy to wake up. Gao Moumou is the winner in life, so I can only find you, Shuhang." Tu Bo continued.
Song Shuhang laughed dryly: "Hahahaha." - He understood it, the dog abuse was just an excuse. Tubo himself lost sleep, so he wanted to find someone to accompany him for a walk.
"By the way, Shuhang, you have always been mysterious lately. Could it be that you secretly made a girlfriend?" Tu Bo asked.
In retrospect, it seems that Song Shuhang has become weird since the end of last semester. He was often absent at night, and he was often not seen during lunch breaks.
Besides, Shuhang also had a lot of weird friends by his side.
For example, at that time, the owner of the island of Tuhao on an isolated island overseas; for example, when making a movie this time, I didn’t know where to call a lot of handsome men and beautiful friends.
I always feel that the recent Song Shuhang is a bit mysterious.
"Hahaha." Song Shuhang replied, "Girlfriend... how should I say it? I haven't determined the relationship yet."
"Sure enough, you have to leave the single Wang team?"
"It's not at the level you said, I'm still trying to get in touch, not even a lover." Song Shuhang replied.
"Unrequited love?" Tu Bo patted his chest and said, "Why don't you tell me about the other party's situation? I will give you advice and make sure that you can hold a beautiful woman. Don't look at me still single now, but I am Successfully matched several couples of lovers."
"It's not in a hurry, it hasn't reached that level yet," Song Shuhang replied.
The conversation between Song Shuhang and Tu Bo happened to be overheard by a figure sitting on the roof in a daze.
The figure's eyes rolled, and the corners of his mouth rose.
After that, the figure took out the makeup box, applied makeup for himself, and then lightly jumped off the roof.
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Song Shuhang continued to accompany Tu Bo to hang out in the resort, chatting about things from all over the world.
At this time... a slender figure came towards them both. Before people arrived, there was already a faint fragrance in the air.
Shuhang and Tubo involuntarily raised their heads and looked at the figure.
By the moonlight, they saw a woman in a white short skirt standing pretty in front.
She wears a small white round hat on her head, and her long blue hair goes down to her calf. Her hair is long, thick and soft, and it drapes behind her like a cloak.
The skin is as white as snow, and it looks like a Chinese-Western mixed-race.
Her eyelashes were also blue, long and prominent. She was wearing a pair of white high heels, which made her figure even taller.
"cosplay?" Tubo asked curiously.
The other party's blue hair, and the same blue eyelashes, looked like a doll, which was not a hair color that normal humans could grow.
Tubo's voice just fell, the blue-haired beauty of the royal sister type. Stepping on elegant steps, he came to Shuhang.
"My dear~ I found you." The blue-haired beauty's voice had an arrogant and cold feeling, but her tone was soft and sweet.
Song Shuhang: "?"
Tubo: "!"
"Dear ~ why did you come here. People have been looking for you for a long time." The blue-haired beauty said coquettishly.
"Hold... I'm sorry, this ex, girl, did you recognize the wrong person?" Song Shuhang said hurriedly.
"I hate it, Shuhang." The blue-haired beauty stretched out her finger, lifted Song Shuhang's chin, and exhaled like a blue: "It's getting late, do we want to have some supper first? Or, do you want to go first? , eat, eat, what about me?"
The blue-haired beauty said, licking her lips seductively.
Song Shuhang was stunned... no more pressure.
Tubo on the side was shocked.
After a while, Tu Bo patted Song Shuhang: "Shuhang, brother, I have something to do, let's go first. I wish you a good time tonight."
"Wait, wait for Tubo, I don't know her! Trust me." Song Shuhang said urgently.
But while he was talking, the blue-haired beauty flung forward coquettishly, hugging Song Shuhang's arm with both arms, her eyes narrowed, and a sweet smile appeared.
Tubo: "Shuhang, thank you for walking with me for so long. Don't worry about me anymore, I'll go back to sleep immediately. Goodbye~~"
The blue-haired beauty smiled and waved at Tubo: "Goodbye~"
Song Shuhang: "..."
"Brother and sister, take good care of our Shuhang." Tubo waved his hand dashingly and left - these days, the methods of dog abusers are getting more and more superb.
Unprepared, he was shown affection in person and was forcibly fed a mouthful of fragrant dog food.
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Wait for Tubo to run away.
Song Shuhang looked at the blue-haired beauty who was holding his arms tightly, with a smile on his face: "Senior, don't play anymore, Tubo has gone far."
Song Shuhang could feel the enormous 'spiritual power' from this blue-haired beauty, which was almost no weaker than Senior Beihe's aura. That is to say, the other party is a Spirit Sovereign at the peak of the fifth rank.
The other party is not the senior of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group', because he has seen the senior of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' who came to film the movie, and there is no female cultivator with blue long hair.
In addition, the other party knows his name... Is it the helper invited by Senior Xiangong
"Oh, little friend Shuhang, you are really heartless~" The blue-haired beauty gave a wicked smile.
Song Shuhang: "Senior, now is not the time to make movies, you don't have to get into the movie like this."
"But I find it interesting, hahahaha." The blue-haired beauty retracted her arms and blinked.
Song Shuhang: "..."
"Angry?" the blue-haired beauty asked.
Song Shuhang's eyes twitched.
"Really, you have no sense of humor at all." The blue-haired beauty sighed, and after thinking about it, she said, "Well, I'll apologize to you. Well, is there anything you want to know? ?"
"What do you want to know? Which aspect?" Song Shuhang asked - there are many things he wants to know, but what kind of news does the other party tell him
"Which aspect, this is very broad. However, if you have any person or thing to worry about, I can tell you whether she is safe or not." The blue-haired beauty replied after thinking about it.
Are you safe
After Song Shuhang thought about it, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and asked, "Then I want to ask, is my spirit ghost safe now?"
"Is it right to ask your ghost? Well, look at me." Said, the blue-haired beauty took out a turtle shell.
Song Shuhang: "..."
FUCK FUCK FUCK! (To be continued.) Mobile users, please browse and read for a better reading experience.