How to do? Senior White Two only gave him three chances.
But on Song Shuhang's personal 'talent skill tree', the skill of 'making jokes' hasn't come up yet!
Do you want to give up the information about the 'Nine Serenity Demons' from Senior White Two
What if it is very important information
Song Shuhang rubbed his temples—other than telling a funny joke to make Senior White Two happy, is there any other way to make Senior White Two feel happy? So, let him tell him that important information
But Song Shuhang doesn't know anything about what Senior White Two likes - except that he likes to listen to jokes.
Wait!
Suddenly, Song Shuhang flashed: "Senior Bai, why don't we exchange information for information? I can tell you the information about the world and use it to exchange your information."
Last time, he used this method to get the help of Senior White Two, and successfully passed the infinite make-up exam.
In the sky, Senior White Two crossed his hands on his chin, and said lightly: "I refuse... I don't have any special information that I want to know now. Don't test me anymore. Today, I don't want anything but jokes!"
Today's white predecessor two, supported the defense without dead ends, and was impeccable.
It's nerve-wracking.
Song Shuhang rubbed his brows.
Calm down, what can I do to impress Senior White Two
Instead, think about it!
If I were Senior White Two, what kind of joke would I be amused by
Well, this kind of 'empathy'... It's useless at all!
Because he couldn't think of any funny jokes at all.
Let's go deeper and 'empathize'. If... I am not facing Senior White Two, but Senior White, how can I get the information I want from Senior White
After Song Shuhang thought about it, he suddenly wanted to flip the table - Senior White's personality was completely different from Senior White Two. If he or the seniors of the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' asked Venerable White for some information, Venerable White would usually tell them casually, and would never force them to tell jokes.
So... let's take a deeper look at 'empathy'.
Think about it for a while, if you want Senior White to 'Hi', what can be done? The way to make Senior White cheer up, maybe also make Senior White Two cheer up
Like... drag racing? Disassemble the appliance? Offer a great retreat? Interesting secret place? In short, as long as it is interesting and novel things can be.
Song Shuhang's eyes lit up, maybe, I can start from this aspect
But there is another problem. This 'infinite re-examination space' is a space of consciousness, and nothing in Song Shuhang's reality can be brought into this space. Otherwise, Song Shuhang only had to take out his mobile phone and flip through the Internet to find a lot of jokes.
So, under the premise of 'consciousness space', what can arouse the curiosity of this white predecessor two
Song Shuhang's expression was ever-changing.
In the void, Senior White Two still looked at him with a calm expression.
After a while.
Song Shuhang was still thinking about interesting things, and Senior White Two spoke again: "Remind you of one thing... All urgent information is time-sensitive. If you still can't tell a joke that satisfies me, Then, once the timeliness of the information about the 'Nine Netherworld' demons expires, the information will be meaningless."
— Information that is so time-sensitive
Song Shuhang became a little anxious. Suddenly, he thought of something Venerable White in reality, something that he was very interested in recently.
Song Shuhang said, "Senior Bai, are you interested in forming a cocoon?"
"Huh?" In the void, Senior White Two's expression broke for the first time, no longer cold and puzzled.
"It's just spitting out silk from the mouth, forming a huge cocoon and wrapping yourself in it. It's very fun." Song Shuhang quickly described the process of 'cocoon formation'.
Finally, he added: "More importantly, if you sleep in this 'cocoon', the quality of your sleep is excellent! Once people enter it and start to sleep, they will not want to get up and want to sleep as long as possible in it. ."
At least, Venerable White especially likes to sleep in that big cocoon, and he has reached a new height in his bed.
When he heard this, Senior White Two's eyes brightened.
At the beginning, when Song Shuhang introduced the process of 'cocoon formation', he still looked at Shuhang with the eyes of '213'.
But when Song Shuhang introduced it to the end,
Senior White Two feels that if this thing really has such a great effect, it seems very good
"So, how do you get this cocoon?" Senior White Two asked.
"I have a new type of 'Dragon Magic Potion'. Taking it will not only enhance the cultivator's physique, but also allow the cultivator to perform a 'spinning cocoon'. If you need it, Senior White, I can give you one! "Song Shuhang's eyes filled with joy.
In addition... it would be even better if we could find out the identity of 'Senior White Two' by the way.
Senior White Two finally stopped maintaining his ruthless posture. He jumped down from the void and landed next to Song Shuhang: "You are sure, you can sleep soundly in the cocoon!"
"I'm sure, at least the other Senior White didn't want to come out when he was sleeping in the cocoon." Song Shuhang replied.
Senior White Two asked: "Then, make sure, you are still in the 'Baiyun Academy', right?"
"You have pulled me into the make-up exam space, of course I'm still in Baiyun Academy." Song Shuhang said.
"Haha, who said that only when you were in the 'Baiyun Academy' could I pull you into this space?" Senior White squinted at Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Damn, did I hear terrible news
"Then you wait, I'll find a chance to get this 'Dragon Magic Potion' from you." Senior White Two said.
Song Shuhang nodded and said, "Then, Senior White. As a deal, can you tell me that important information?"
"You want to exchange the precious 'Dragon Demon Potion' for me for a piece of information?" Senior White Two laughed.
"No way, I really don't have jokes in my stomach. After I go out this time, I will prepare more jokes as soon as possible." Song Shuhang assured.
Senior White Two smiled and said, "Okay, the transaction is what you want and I want - since you are willing to do this kind of loss-making transaction, then of course I am happy to take a bargain."
"So what... In fact, if you are willing to compensate me, Senior White, I won't mind." Song Shuhang said with a serious and serious expression - this Senior White two is mysterious, if you can get some points from him On the plus side...
"Ha, you are really thick-skinned. Well, I'll talk about it when I get the goods. If the cocoon formed by your 'Dragon Magic Potion' really makes people sleepy enough to be reluctant to come out of it, I will Find a chance to compensate you." Senior White said.
"Then Senior White, can you tell me the 'information' now?" Song Shuhang hurriedly asked.
What is this emergency information
After hearing Senior White Two mention that 'information is time-sensitive', Song Shuhang also had a few guesses in his heart.
Is the 'Nine Nether Demons' going to raid somewhere in Baiyun Academy
Or beheading several important figures of Confucianism
Or maybe the 'Jiuyou Evil Demon' said that he wanted to deal with the 'Baiyun Academy', but actually attacked other Confucian schools
Or, is the force of the Nine Nether Demons strengthened
Senior White Two said indifferently: "What is the information - um, the Nine Nether Demons have already arrived at the location of Baiyun Academy... If you count the time, they should have entered the 'Baiyun Academy' and are ready. The battle situation is about to start."
"Wait a minute~" Song Shuhang said in shock, "The demon has entered the interior of Baiyun Academy? But Baiyun Academy has no sense at all?"
"What's so surprising about this? Confucianism and the demons of the Nine Netherworld have been fighting each other for thousands of years - Confucian disciples know the demons of the Nine Netherworld extremely well, and vice versa, the demons of the Nine Netherworld are also extremely familiar with the Confucian spell style. , characteristics and... their weaknesses. It is estimated that in a while, the demons of the Nine Netherworld will launch an attack." Senior White Two smiled.
Song Shuhang paused slightly: "Then, why do you want to tell me such information?" Isn't this senior white two from the 'Nine Netherworld' camp
"Well, it's very simple. Because the order to attack the Confucian Baiyun Academy was not issued by me." Senior White Two laughed.
Song Shuhang nodded: "I understand. I also ask Senior White to take me out of this consciousness space. I will prepare the 'Dragon Magic Potion' immediately, waiting for you to come and get it."
This news is terrible and must be passed back immediately.
"Okay." Senior White Two snapped his fingers.
Snapped!
Song Shuhang's consciousness was sent away from this space.
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After sending Song Shuhang away, Senior White Two crossed his hands again, resting on his chin.
The incident of mobilizing the demons of the Nine Netherworld to attack the Confucianists was an order issued by another 'will' of the Nine Netherworld, the liquid metal ball. When it mobilized the evil spirits of the Nine Netherworld, it did not hide it from Senior White Two, as if it was not worried about Senior White Two and would obstruct it.
After a while, Senior White Two's consciousness withdrew from this space and returned to the Nine Netherworld.
He buried himself deep in the ground of Jiuyou World.
And above his ground, the huge liquid metal ball floated in the void.
This guy is still so haunted.
"It seems that the things you've been planning have come to a critical time?" Senior White said two words-although he didn't know what the metal ball was planning, but from the other party's frequent actions, one could guess that the other party's recent There is a big plan. (To be continued.) Mobile users, please browse and read for a better reading experience.