Cultivation Chat Group

Chapter 774: So Shuhang, tell a joke?

Views:

Lying down for a long time, although the liquid metal ball kept saying that as long as the white predecessors two dared to come over, they would give him a good look. There is only one master left in this nine secluded world.

But it did not expect that Senior White Two would appear in front of it so directly.

"Why are you here!"

"Yo, aren't you summoning me? So I'm here." Senior White Two smiled, while speaking, his eyes looked at the evil lotus.

This evil lotus has begun to evolve and has entered a stage of complete maturity.

From this evil lotus, Senior White Two sensed a kind of space power... This is a space power that can open up a small world in the 'Nine Netherworld'.

As the master of the Nine Netherworld, Senior White Two can know the ins and outs of things that belong to the 'Nine Netherworld' at a glance. Previously, due to the obstruction of the liquid metal ball that was also the 'Jiuyou Master', Senior White Two couldn't see it very clearly. But now, when he saw this 'evil lotus' with his own eyes, the role of the evil lotus could not be concealed from him. In the eyes of the Master, there are no secrets.

"You want to stop me?" The liquid metal ball gritted his teeth.

"Hahaha, what do you think?" Senior White Two laughed, while speaking, he raised the black long sword in his hand and slashed at the evil lotus plant with a sword: "To borrow your previous sentence: as long as you want I'm particularly interested in stopping what I want to do!"

Senior White's two swords, he is the 'master' of the Nine Netherworld, and he can mobilize the power of the entire Nine Netherworld with a single sword.

The liquid metal ball gritted his teeth bitterly, and instantly flashed in front of Senior White Two. Its body turned into a steel shield, blocking Senior White Two's sword: "It's useless, in this Nine Netherworld, although I can't help you, you can't help me!"

It is not the first time that it and Senior White Two have fought in the Nine Nether World. Both are 'Nine Nether World Masters', and here they both have the same strength and power. What Senior White Two can do, the liquid metal ball can also do, and neither side can do anything to the other.

If the liquid metal ball did its best to protect the 'Evil Lotus', it would be difficult for Senior White Two to destroy the 'Evil Lotus'.

"I can't help you, but... I attack you and defend, and if you defend for a long time, you will lose. I will keep attacking, and you will eventually lose." Senior White said, the next moment, his figure broke through the limitation of space. Instantly appeared on the right side of 'Evil Lotus', and several sword qi threw out towards 'Evil Lotus'.

The liquid metal ball gritted its teeth, and its figure also teleported, blocking the front of Senior White Two, firmly blocking his sword qi attack.

Afterwards, the entire underground where the evil lotus was located was shrouded in darkness.

The battle between the two masters is beyond people's imagination.

Their attacks, their spells, and their fighting methods are completely different from ordinary monks and Jiuyou demons. In the darkness, there were the figures of Senior White Two and the liquid metal ball all over the place. The two sides attacked and defended, completely indistinguishable.

And at this moment... Finally, the bud of the 'Evil Lotus' stretched out again.

With the blooming of the 'Evil Lotus', one of the nine secluded worlds was opened up and began to take shape.

"Bai, you failed! The one who succeeded in the end was me!" The liquid metal ball said triumphantly—the 'Evil Lotus World' had been opened up, and Senior White Two failed to stop it!

The white predecessor two stopped the attack and returned to the posture of leaning on the sword with both hands. After a while, he thought about it, and then said seriously: "Well, congratulations!"

Liquid metal ball: "… "

"How should I put it, in fact, when I saw that you were trying to leave the 'Nine Netherworld' and enter the world, I didn't really want to stop you. Because—if you fail, nothing will change. If you succeed, it won't hurt me. Isn't it?" Senior White said.

"You know my intentions? Then why are you stopping me?" The liquid metal ball said solemnly.

"Why? Because we're not 'life-long opponents'? So, no matter what you want to do, if I don't stop you, won't it show that I, your 'life-long opponent', are not doing my duty?" Senior White Two said calmly.

Liquid metal ball: "… "

"Okay, time is running out. Let me see how you can use this 'evil lotus space' to achieve the purpose of leaving the Nine Netherworld!" Senior White said.

The liquid metal ball gritted its teeth secretly, it really couldn't understand what Senior White Two was thinking

But... no matter what the other party's idea is, the evil lotus space has already opened, and the other party can no longer stop it!

The evil lotus bloomed completely, and the 'evil lotus space' began to take shape.

The liquid metal ball remained vigilant, lifted its body and burrowed into the 'evil lotus space', where it wanted to make its own mark.

And during the whole process, Senior White Two really didn't stop it!

The white predecessor two stood quietly outside the 'Evil Lotus Space', watching the liquid metal ball branded its mark in the 'Evil Lotus Space'.

Senior White two secretly said.

Afterwards, he closed his eyes slightly... Consciously entered the 'make-up exam space'.

"The next step is to pull that little friend Song Shuhang in." Senior White Two said softly.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

At this moment, the Confucian Baiyun Academy.

Song Shuhang, who was resting, always felt that he had something important to do, but he couldn't remember anything important for a while.

"Sixteen, do you think I have something very important that I haven't done?" Song Shuhang asked.

Su Clan's Sixteen yawned a little: "A very important thing? In what way?"

"I can't remember, but I always feel very uneasy. It seems that there is something important to do right away." Song Shuhang thought about it, and he walked around the room.

"Oh... What exercises have you not learned? Are there any enemies you want to defeat? Are you missing something to eat? Or, do you have a special person to meet?" Su Shi's Sixteen wiped it because he yawned. Tears, answered casually.

"In terms of cultivation techniques, I have just started a few cultivation techniques recently. After I plan to learn a few more cultivation techniques, I will ask Senior Phoenix Slayer to borrow the CPU to improve the level of the cultivation techniques. Don't waste three chances. The enemy's words... I did this today. There are so many demons, and there should be no targets to be defeated. I don’t have much desire to eat. The person I want to meet… squat, wait, I remember.” Song Shuhang’s eyes lit up.

"Do you remember anything?" Su Clan's Sixteen asked curiously - who is the important person Song Shuhang wants to see

"Remember the 'make-up exam space' I told you about before? The 'beep beep beep~~' senior inside, every time he pulls me in, he asks me to tell him a joke. But before Several times, I was not prepared, and I tried my best to get out of the 'unlimited re-examination space'. So I decided to watch more jokes recently, be prepared, and even be pulled into the 'infinite re-examination space'. 'In the space, I can easily meet the needs of the 'beep beep beep~~' senior." Song Shuhang said, turning on his mobile phone.

He opened the page and started searching for 'funny jokes', and there were tons of links popping up on the page, all of which were joke pages.

Song Shuhang pulled it at random and opened one of the webpage addresses.

This is the title of the web page link after opening.

On the side, it was accompanied by a blushing expression with a funny smile. That expression was so magical that people could not help but want to punch it in the face when people saw it.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Damn, what kind of joke is this

If he dared to tell this kind of joke to Senior White Two, it would be strange if the other party could laugh.

Continue to pull down and pull... The following jokes are even more extreme. Not only evil, but also a little 'Ye Lou'~~ What anecdotes about life between husband and wife, a blushing joke.

your sister! Song Shuhang can't wait to smash his phone, this kind of joke with a little 'Ye Lou', if he dares to tell the white predecessor two, will he have a long life

Decided to change the page.

Song Shuhang clicked on the page to return, returned to the search page, and then entered.

Just as he pointed his finger on the word 'search', he suddenly became dizzy.

what happened

I didn't click that

I just clicked a 'Search' button, why am I suddenly dizzy

Wait, is that the one? The call from Senior White Two? No, please wait, please give me a few more seconds, I haven't found the right joke yet.

But unfortunately, Song Shuhang's anxious call could not be conveyed to Senior White Two's ears, so he was pulled into the 'infinite re-examination space'.

Song Shuhang's body fell softly to one side.

Su Clan's Sixteen blinked, and then immediately realized that Song Shuhang was pulled into that strange space again.

So, her petite figure flashed, came to Song Shuhang's side, and lightly supported his body.

At the same time, Su Clan's Sixteen's other hand took Song Shuhang's phone.

"This time, Shuhang has made preparations. In that infinite re-exam space, even if you need a joke, it should be fine, right?" Su Clan's Sixteen muttered. At the same time, she curiously looked at Song Shuhang's mobile phone page. glanced.

"Huh? Strange, are you still searching the page? He just looked at Shuhang and he saw a few jokes, didn't he?" Su Shi's Sixteen wondered, and then she stretched out her hand and pulled out the history of Song Shuhang's mobile phone page. .

Then, it appeared in the eyes of Su Clan's Sixteen.

After A Sixteen pulled this webpage, her face turned slightly red: "Bah~ What kind of joke is this?"

Wait!

Could it be that Song Shuhang just read the jokes on this page? And then he was pulled into that 'infinite re-exam space'

In that case... If the senior who 'can't tell his name' wants Song Shuhang to tell a joke and laugh, Song Shuhang will say it.

That scene was too poignant, Su Clan's Sixteen could not imagine it.

Song Shuhang's pill, will he die

I'm really worried about him.

Unlimited re-exam space

"No, senior white two, please give me a little more time. Huh? You've already come in." Song Shuhang blinked and found himself in the square of the make-up exam space.

In front of him, Senior White Two looked at him with a smile.

"Just hahaha, Senior White, how are you. By the way, Senior, have you received your 'Dragon Magic Potion'?" Song Shuhang said - get the first move, pull the topic away, don't bring the topic back to the 'joke joke' 'Go on, there are only evil jokes and jokes with a little 'Ye Lou' in his stomach right now. Telling these two kinds of jokes in front of Senior White Two is simply killing him!

He is not a senior of the Three Waves of the Crazy Blade, and he refuses to do such a thing.

"Well, I have already received it. But I haven't taken it yet, because something troublesome happened in the middle." Senior White Two said with a smile.

"Ahahaha, that's good. Senior White, why don't I teach you how to form a cocoon?" Song Shuhang suggested—very good, let's keep the topic away, the farther the better.

"There's no need to trouble you. In my nine secluded worlds, there are many demons that can form cocoons. I will find one at random and let them form a cocoon for me to see, and I will learn." Senior White Two continued. Smile.

"Ahaha." Song Shuhang laughed dryly.

"Okay, let's not talk so much. I have a very important piece of information at hand now, which is related to the life and death of your world and Confucianism. Do you want to listen?" Senior White said.

Song Shuhang's eyes suddenly lit up - the information and news of this white predecessor two have never been missed.

If intelligence is related to the life and death of Confucianism, it must be serious.

"Is it related to the golden lotus of Confucianism and the evil lotus of Jiuyou World?" Song Shuhang asked.

"Huh? Do you know the evil lotus in the Nine Netherworld?" Senior White Two was a little curious, he never told Song Shuhang about this.

Song Shuhang: "It's a long story, because of a strange talent of mine, I've seen the evil lotus in the Nine Netherworld once. It's similar to the Confucian gentleman Jinlian... Sure enough, these two lotuses are strange."

"Then, do you still want to hear my information?" Senior White said.

"Yes! I also ask Senior White to tell me." Song Shuhang said quickly.

"Then... just tell me a joke to cheer me up." Senior White Two sat upright and said. (To be continued.) Mobile users, please browse and read for a better reading experience.