Senior White Two: "As long as you make me laugh happily, even if you pass the test. I've let you go so many times before, you must have seen a lot of jokes when you go back?"
Song Shuhang: "..."
Seeing that Song Shuhang didn't answer, Senior White raised his brows slightly: "Why, you didn't collect jokes? Or, you didn't take my jokes to heart at all?"
Song Shuhang hurriedly said: "Cough, in fact, Senior White, when you pulled me in, I was watching a joke!"
"Okay, I believe in you, so let's tell a joke." Senior White said.
"However, the jokes I read are not easy to tell. If you say it, you will probably kill me." Song Shuhang said honestly. Up to now, I had no choice but to confess to Senior White Two. Best, as before, use other methods to replace 'jokes' to pass the level.
"If you tell it, I will kill you? It sounds very interesting..." After thinking about it, the white predecessors said: "Otherwise, you can try it out and let me hear it? Well, if you can Let me have the urge to kill you, and I can also pass the test for you this time."
ha? Let Senior White Two have the desire to kill him... It shouldn't be too easy, okay
Song Shuhang opened his mouth and said, "Hehe, when you have long hair... beep beep beep beep~~"
silenced.
"If you really want to die, I can do it for you too, little friend Song Shuhang." Senior White Two smiled and said, "In addition, I want you to tell jokes... not to poke my black history."
"Actually, I've always felt that this joke is very interesting." Song Shuhang said seriously: "In any case, Senior White, you already had the idea of 'killing me' just now, right? So, I won. Information related to the life and death of Confucianism. , I'll take it!"
Senior White two: "..."
"Or, Senior White, are you going to go back on your word?" Song Shuhang added.
"Hehehehe." Senior White said, "Okay, it's okay to tell you - the evil lotus in the Nine Netherworld and the Confucian gentleman's golden lotus can both open up a small world in their own world. Now , this information is certain to be reliable."
"Can you really open up a small world? Isn't that very good, the wish of Confucianism for hundreds of thousands of years can be realized..." Song Shuhang said. When he possessed 'Rune' before, he heard the communication between the Confucian old man and 'Golden Lotus'. Confucianism cultivates this 'gentleman's golden lotus' in order to open up a world and open up a small world that is enough for Confucian disciples to survive. Since then, the battle between Confucianism and Jiuyou World is no longer passively beaten, but in a situation where it can be attacked. , a state of retreat.
But suddenly, Song Shuhang's voice froze: "Wait, it's a matter of life and death for Confucianism. Could it be that after the Confucian golden lotus space is opened up, there will be security risks? Or, will there be a connection between the evil lotus space and the golden lotus space? Even Is it through the evil lotus space, and the golden lotus space exploded all at once?"
White predecessor two: "It's not as exaggerated as you think, but the evil lotus space and the golden lotus space are indeed connected. As long as you use a certain method, you can directly enter the golden lotus space through the evil lotus space in the nine secluded world. ."
Song Shuhang sighed. In that case, the golden lotus space in the Confucian world would be like sheep entering the tiger's mouth.
"And more importantly, in the Nine Netherworld, there is a guy who is no weaker than me, and is preparing to use the 'Evil Lotus Space' of the Nine Netherworld as a springboard to enter the 'Evil Lotus Space'. This is what I said.' Confucian life and death catastrophe'." Senior White Two added.
"A guy who is not weaker than Senior White? Senior White, are you strong?" Song Shuhang blurted out subconsciously. As soon as he said these words, he wanted to give himself a mouth - the problem of being straight-hearted would always make Song Shuhang feel that he had recovered from his illness. At that time, he suddenly popped out again, allowing him to re-experience the pain of the recurrence of his old disease.
"Hehehe." Senior White Two smiled lightly.
"Cough, what... Senior White, I mean to ask, how powerful are you Senior White?" Song Shuhang quickly remedied.
To mend a dead sheep, it is as much as you can make up for it.
"Hehe, if you insist on asking this question... Let me give you an assumption. If I jump through the 'Evil Lotus Space' to the 'Golden Lotus Space', I can take all the Confucianists, from old to young, with one hand. From people to beasts, from instruments to buildings, kill them all." Senior White Two said lightly.
"One hand?" Song Shuhang secretly swallowed.
"Well, one hand, no more." Senior White said.
Song Shuhang suddenly felt that his legs were a little weak. And if he acted like this in front of Senior White Two just now, would he be crushed to death by Senior White Two with one finger
"You know you're afraid now?" Senior White Two laughed.
"By the way, I remember that you can't get out of the 'Nine Netherworld' right now?" Song Shuhang suddenly thought of this.
"Haha, have you forgotten the connection between this evil lotus space and the golden lotus space? If that guy who is not weaker than me succeeds... I will always find a way to leave the Nine Netherworld." Senior White two hinted.
"Senior White, is it too late if I admit my mistake now?" Song Shuhang asked seriously.
"So tell me a funny joke, a funny joke, or a joke that makes me feel like I want to kill you, and I can let you out of this 'infinite retake space', as you call it. "Senior White said.
Going around, going around here again.
Song Shuhang: "Senior Bai, apart from jokes, do you have any other hobbies? Can't we change something else?"
"My whole life... I've been relying on jokes to live my life." Senior White Two said calmly.
Your life's hope is too cheap!
So, do I really want to tell Senior White Two, tell evil jokes
I always felt that if I opened my mouth to tell evil jokes, I would drag myself into a place of doom.
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Song Shuhang pondered for a moment, and suddenly... he thought of another more important thing.
Song Shuhang: "Senior Bai, even if you tell me about the Confucian catastrophe, what can I do?"
The existence of the Confucian 'Junzi Jinlian' is the biggest secret of Baiyun Academy right now - about the 'Junzi Jinlian', Baiyun Academy has not told anyone.
Even if Song Shuhang got the connection between the 'Evil Lotus Space' and the 'Golden Lotus Space', how would he pass this information to Baiyun Academy
Do you want to tell the other party: There is a problem with the golden lotus in your family, and the small world you open up will be directly connected to the evil lotus in the Nine Netherworld
In this case, he has to explain to the Confucian people where he got the 'Golden Lotus Space'. Moreover, Confucianism has prepared for the 'Golden Lotus Space' for hundreds of thousands of years, and it is impossible for him to stop the plan to open up the 'Golden Lotus Space' just because of his words and information.
"Hehe, you've got an idea." Senior White said, "Since I came to you, it means that I have a solution in my hand. Although it may not be successful, I can let you try it."
"Senior Bai please teach me how to do it." Song Shuhang said.
"I have a set of methods here. After you learn it, go to the Confucian Golden Lotus Space, and then use this method to make your own mark in the Golden Lotus Space. At that time, you will become the master of the Golden Lotus Space, and you should be able to. Stop that guy from using the 'Evil Lotus Space' as a springboard to enter the Golden Lotus Space." Senior White said.
Song Shuhang smiled bitterly and said, "The question is, how do I enter the Golden Lotus space. Also, with my strength, can I become the master of a space? Even if I become the master of the space, I can resist what you said, Senior White. Did that guy enter the 'Golden Lotus Space'?"
He is not a Confucian disciple, and Confucianism will definitely not give him the opportunity to enter the 'Golden Lotus Space' in a short period of time.
"That's what you have to worry about." Senior White Two shrugged - he could only help everyone get here.
In fact, as he said to the liquid metal ball before - no matter whether the liquid gold ball's operation succeeds or fails, it will not hurt him.
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After thinking about it, Song Shuhang asked, "Senior Bai, can I teach other people the method you taught me? For example, a Confucian disciple?"
The Golden Lotus Space is a space cultivated by Confucianism for hundreds of thousands of years. It is not suitable for Song Shuhang to be the master of this space. If possible, leave it to Confucian disciples to handle it themselves.
"Whatever you want, I'm just doing what I can do. As for how you want to stop 'that guy', it's none of my business." Senior White Two said nothing.
Next, Senior White Two will teach Song Shuhang how to leave a mark in the 'Golden Lotus Space'. This process is not complicated... It is to put on a lot of postures, cooperate with the infuriating energy or spiritual power in the body, turn it into a brand, and stay in the golden lotus space. It's almost like dancing a dance.
Senior White Two, dances very nicely.
However, Senior White Two cannot guarantee that this method will be successful. He just watched the liquefied metal ball in the 'evil lotus space', leaving a mark in this way. In theory, the method that can leave a mark in the evil lotus should also be possible in the golden lotus.
"If it really doesn't work, you can do this method in reverse." Senior White said.
Song Shuhang: "..."
It's too unreliable to look so casual.
"Okay, the things I want to tell you and the things I want to teach you are all done. Now, time is running out. In the world of Jiuyou, the guy who is not weaker than me has already branded it in the 'Evil Lotus Space'. If you move a little slower, the golden lotus space of Confucianism will bloom, and it will jump over the Nine Netherworld. At that time, you will be too late." Senior Bai said.
"I'll go back right away." Song Shuhang nodded.
"Well... Finally, have you forgotten something? If you want to leave, tell me a joke to amuse me first, or tell a joke that makes me have the urge to kill you, that's fine." Senior White said.
Song Shuhang: "..."
"Time is running out." Senior White Two floated in the void: "Maybe, you only need a few minutes to help Confucianism, think about it carefully."
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Song Shuhang would never tell evil jokes in front of Senior White Two - but at this moment, an idea came to his mind, and he thought of an interesting topic from a long time ago.
"Senior Bai, if you have to say something, then I'll tell you one." Song Shuhang asked seriously, "A little white... oh no; a little white... is not right; a little white plus a little white Bai, how much is it?"
Senior White two: "..."
Is there anything funny about this topic
But seeing Song Shuhang's serious face, he responded cooperatively, "Okay, two little whites."
"Congratulations, your answer is wrong!" Song Shuhang smiled proudly: "The answer is Little White Rabbit."
"..." Senior White Two: "Why?"
"Because, one... oh, no, one Xiaobai plus one Xiaobai equals 2 Xiaobai. 2 Xiaobai is Xiaobai two. By the way, two is in a certain language in the world now. The number 2, that thing is called 'English'. Two reads in Chinese, it means 'rabbit', so the answer is the little white rabbit!"
Senior White Two pinched his chin and thought.
After thinking for a while, he finally understood the laugh of this question: "Hahaha, it's kind of interesting."
"Well, how is it, interesting, right?" Song Shuhang asked expectantly.
"For a moment just now, I really had the urge to beat you up. Well, this time you are considered qualified." Senior White Two waved his hand.
Song Shuhang's consciousness returned to the real world.
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When he came back, he found himself lying on the bench, Yu Jiaojiao and Su Clan's Sixteen were sitting not far away, chatting some interesting things in a low voice.
After hearing the voice of Shuhang getting up, Su Clan's Sixteen turned his head: "Shuhang, you are awake."
"Well... I came out of that space smoothly again." Song Shuhang sighed.
"This time, do you want to tell a joke to the senior who can't name him?" Yu Jiaojiao asked.
Song Shuhang nodded with a dry smile.
"Then, did you tell that senior an 'evil joke'?" Yu Jiaojiao asked expectantly.
"Jiaojiao, what picture are you making up in your head?" Song Shuhang sighed: "I didn't tell an 'evil joke'. At that time, I had a brain teaser and thought of a quick-witted question, and I got through it. By the way, it's not now. It's time to talk about these things. Are Senior White and the others there?"
"Senior Bai seems to have been mysteriously invited away by a Confucian disciple, and seems to want to invite him to participate in a big Confucian event." Su Shi's Sixteen said, and she said through voice transmission: "I guess, Confucianism The activities mentioned should be related to the gentleman's golden lotus." (To be continued.) Mobile phone users, please browse and read for a better reading experience.