"Huangshan Dasha, I fought with you! Come on, let's hurt each other!" I shouted with the voice function, the loyal dog of Lord Huangshan. 81 ΔΔ Wenwang
Immediately afterwards, Doudou quickly posted a small video in the group—it knew that after it finished shouting 'to hurt each other', True Monarch Huangshan would despicably ban it. Therefore, the posture of the video should be handsome and the speed should be fast!
Sure enough, when Doudou uploaded the small video, Zhenjun Huangshan immediately banned it... However, Doudou's video link has already been uploaded.
Doudou was secretly proud: Huangshan is a fool, your routine has been figured out by me! I won this round!
Members of the Jiuzhou No. 1 group saw this video link.
Video Title - A good song that will keep you looping over and over.
The cover of the video is a handsome photo of True Monarch Huangshan.
"Good song?" Beihe Sanren asked in confusion, but he didn't click on the link.
When Dongfang Jingxue saw this video, she said happily: "I see, the content of this video must be "The Song of Dasha in Huangshan Mountain", absolutely can't be wrong."
Po Yang Ji Guo Da: "No, I feel that with Doudou's character, I will not repeatedly use a method to 'harm each other' with Huangshan seniors. I feel that this video should not be that song, but a new work by Doudou. "
As soon as the words of Poyang Ji Guo Da were finished, the entire Jiuzhou No. 1 group fell silent.
It is not that True Monarch Huangshan has turned on the function of 'group banning'. It was the members of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'. After hearing that this was Doudou's new work, they couldn't control their hands and clicked on the video link one after another, wanting to enjoy the follow-up "Song of Dasha in Huangshan Mountain". ", what is Doudou's new work like
As soon as the video link was opened, and the singing inside came out, the members of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' were a little disappointed when they heard it.
"The flowers in the flower basket are fragrant, listen to me and sing it~~"
As Dongfang Jingxuexian guessed, this song is still "The Song of Dasha in Huangshan", not Doudou's new work.
How boring it would be. They have all heard "The Song of Huangshan Dasha", don't they feel that there are no bright spots? Beihe Sanren secretly said in his heart.
The thoughts of the Northern River Loose People are the thoughts of most of the members of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'.
"Hey, something's not right. When I listened to this song, my whole body felt soft. I couldn't lift myself up." Fairy Dongfang Jingxue said with her voice function.
"I feel like I want to vomit." Young Master Feng Slayer also said in a voice.
"We've been tricked, this song is the song of fellow Daoist Creation!" The Cave Master Snow Wolf said in horror.
Came to Dahuangshan, Dahuangshan is a good place and a good place~ A good place to come to a good scenery~ There are crops everywhere, and there are big fools everywhere~~
"It's Dharma King Creation's singing, that's right, my ears feel numb. But, having said that, the lethality of this song is a little low. Except for being a little tired and wanting to vomit, there is no other discomfort. I am very I survived easily." Young Master Feng Slayer said.
"A piece of news proves that I am alive." Beihe Loose Cultivator.
"Prove that I'm still alive." Snow Wolf Cave Lord.
Dongfang Jingxue: "Hahahaha, although the whole person is softened, the Daoist fortune-telling sang this song very well. I found that after listening to this song, the lyrics reverberated in my mind repeatedly. Especially when there are crops everywhere, everywhere It's a big idiot~~ This sentence has been repeating in my mind all the time. It's very interesting."
Well, Fairy Dongfang Jingxue is the one who especially likes "The Song of Dasha in Huangshan". She doesn't usually kill herself, but when it comes to "The Song of Huangshan Dasha", she will start trying her hardest.
"Fuck, I'm really replying." Bei He San Human said.
"Me too, my head is full of this song." The pharmacist said weakly with his voice.
Mad Saber Three Waves: "Senior Lingdie is here, your disciple fell into the dull secret realm and can't get out, help."
Monk Swallowing Cloud: "Yao Shou, my mind is full of replying to this lyric, how long will it take to reply to this lyric?"
Master Tongxuan: "Hit the wall emoji"
Fairy Lychee: "Hahaha, as smart as I am, I wouldn't click on this video. You guys are so naive."
Dongfang Jingxue: "Voice"
Fairy Lychee clicked on Dongfang Jingxue's voice - Dharma King Creation's resounding singing came. It was the last sentence of "The Song of Dasha in Huangshan". There were crops everywhere and Dashas everywhere.
Then, Fairy Lychee also fell into an endless loop of singing.
Lychee Fairy: "… "
Dongfang Jingxue: "Friend Lizhi, don't thank me, please call me to live Lei Feng."
That's right, Fairy Dongfang Jingxue usually never kills herself, but in "The Song of Dasha in Huangshan", her attitude toward death is very strong, and she will not change after repeated teachings!
Heng Huo was so tired that he wanted to retire: "Is it the wrong way for me to open the group? @True Monarch Huangshan, did you add me to the wrong group? Are all the Taoists in this group the little vests of the three-wave Taoist friends? ."
Huangshan was so tired and wanted to retire: "Ah, that's right. It's this group, the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 group' you want to join, and there's only one group on my chat account."
The Yellow Mountain True Monarch has actually changed his name.
Henghuo is so tired and wants to retire: "..."
Jiaoba, who wants to give birth to a men's football team: "It's alright, Brother Henghuo. You'll get used to it in a few days. Then you'll fit into this group. When I first joined, I didn't get used to it either. But a few days later Just get used to it.”
Heng Huo was so tired and wanted to retire: "..." I'd better read my Four Books and Five Classics of Confucianism.
In this way, a piece of news from the Three Waves of Mad Saber finally in the group was submerged in the discussion of the members of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' about the singing of the Dharma King Creation.
Mad Saber Three Waves wanted another message, but didn't know it would be the Year of the Monkey.
In dull secrets.
Mad Saber Three Waves looked not far away, and Liu Jianyi, who was smiling all over his face, sighed faintly.
Liu Jianyi seems to have a lot of love for 'Slow Mystery'.
In this world where it takes half a day to raise a hand and half a day to raise a foot, Liu Jianyi feels very happy. There was nothing more suitable for him than this world.
This slow-paced world is his paradise.
He wants to settle here and never go out.
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On the other side, in Tianya Yunyou Temple.
A little monk stared at the sky bored.
It has been a while since he was taken back to Tianya Yunyou Temple after he sneaked out to cure hemorrhoids last time.
The little monk Guoguo said that since he was cured of hemorrhoids, meditating and practicing chrysanthemum no longer hurts, which is refreshing. After the hemorrhoids were cured, his cultivation efficiency improved by a level. Now, he has opened an 'ear orifice' again, and has obtained a good ear orifice talent. With this talent, all the exercises and knowledge that he can see with his ears can be quickly understood and mastered.
Let him get more insights when listening to the elders in the temple open the altar, and draw inferences from one case.
"It's so boring. Brother Shuhang hasn't come to see me recently. I really want to go to him again and play with Doudou." The little monk looked at the sky and muttered.
Or, find another opportunity to sneak out to play
I heard that a group of guests came to Tianya Yunyou Temple today. Maybe he can find a chance to sneak out among the guests
However, I don't know where the guests who came this time are... Moreover, if you want to mix with the guests, you must at least get acquainted with the guests first, right
The little monk put his hands together and murmured: "Buddha, please listen to the prayers of the disciples, and let the three-day senior brother be merciful and take me out to play."
After reciting, the little monk thought for a while, and folded his hands again, and continued: "Senior Bai, please help the cute little Guoguo once, and give me a chance to leave Tianya Yunyou Temple! By the way, there is Senior Brother Doudou, please Give me the strength to run away from home!"
After the recitation, the little monk opened his eyes and looked around.
Next, it depends on the Buddha and the white predecessors, which one is more effective.
Is it because Senior Brother Sanri suddenly got a headache, and took him out of the temple to play? Or will he be able to get the opportunity of Tianya Yunyou Temple
While thinking so, suddenly, the little monk's body froze slightly. Having mastered the 'ear orifice', he heard the voices of two little girls not far away.
A voice is immature, not too different from the age of the little monk. The other is a little more composed and should be older.
"Senior Sister, I heard Master mentioned that there has been a rise in evil spirits in the Jiangnan area recently, and maybe there may be monsters appearing. Shall we go and have a look? I have learned magic for so long, but I have never conquered demons." said the childish voice.
"However, we don't know where the Jiangnan area is at all? Besides, this is Tianya Yunyou Temple. It's not easy for us to avoid Master and leave." A slightly older voice replied.
"Tianya Yunyou Temple is so big, we can ask the senior brothers in the temple to help us introduce the environment of the temple. Then, we will find a chance to sneak out!" The tender voice said: "As for where the Jiangnan area is, we can take a taxi there. I heard from the senior brother of Zongmen that if you come to an unfamiliar place and don’t know where you are looking, you can use your mobile phone to navigate. If you don’t know how to use navigation, you can take a taxi.”
"Then, let's try a senior brother?" The older voice was also very moved.
In the distance... The little monk Guoguo burst into tears.
Opportunity, isn't this the opportunity for him to leave the temple and run away from home! Speaking of the Jiangnan area, he is familiar with that place, and he also knows that the university where Brother Song Shuhang went to is Jiangnan University Town!
As for the place where the evil energy is scattered, as long as you find Senior Brother Song Shuhang, you don't have to worry about finding the place.
Sure enough, compared to Buddha, Senior White is more reliable.
Hello Buddha, goodbye Buddha~~~ From today, I will change my beliefs.
The little monk rubbed his face, then tried his best to hide the excitement on his face.
Then, he pretended to be calm and walked towards the position of the two tender voices.
Jiangnan area, Senior Brother Song Shuhang, here I come again! (To be continued.)