One day ago, Raccoon Town
Thor and Raccoon found this small town in the suburbs of New York through the locator on Star-Lord.
Thor changed into the common federal redneck attire, an oversized T-shirt and a denim jacket, drove a pickup truck, disguised as a road traveler, and drove directly into the town.
In the sparsely populated Commonwealth, it is not uncommon for many people to take a road trip once or several times a year.
Generally, small towns along interstate highways have special motels and bars for self-driving tourists to relax. Some bars also provide some entertainment and relaxation activities.
For example, gambling boxing matches, striptease girls...
Raccoon Town is located in the suburbs of New York. After getting off the interstate highway, you can reach the outskirts of the town by driving another seven or eight kilometers. Perhaps because the distance is not far, two motel-style bars have been opened in the town.
"Oh? I think the environment of this town is much better than Norway!"
Because of its appearance, the raccoon wearing an invisibility cloak sat in the passenger seat of a pickup truck and looked out.
Both sides of the road are lined with small villas and buildings shaded by trees. The semi-shaded trees act as guardrails, protecting privacy while also adding to the aesthetic appeal.
It is spring now, and the trees are covered with brightly coloured flowers.
When passing by a grove of trees, the raccoon reached out and plucked a bright red flower the size of a bowl, then held it under its nose and sniffed it.
"Hey, little guy, be careful not to be discovered!
”
Thor glanced at the raccoon, although from his perspective he could only see an empty flower.
"It doesn't matter. I have this invisibility cloak your mother gave me. They can't see me!" The raccoon's triumphant voice sounded from the passenger seat.
"That's something my mother gave me!" Thor said with some jealousy.
"Okay, okay, you are your mother's good boy, let's hurry up and find Star-Lord!" The raccoon's perfunctory voice sounded in the open space.
"There's a motel up ahead. I'll go in and get some information. You wait in the car!"
Thor followed the straight road and soon found a motel with seven or eight cars parked in front of him. There was also a bar sign with a picture of a big raccoon drinking on it.
"Raccoon Town, Raccoon Bar! Cool! I love this place!" The little raccoon looked at the motel sign, his voice filled with joy.
"I want to go in and have a drink, I think they'll like me!"
Thor looked at the passenger door that suddenly opened, and quickly reached out his hand to grab the raccoon: "Don't even think about it. This is not the Milky Way. If you go down, it will cause panic. I don't want to cause trouble. We don't have any documents to prove our identity. Are we tourists from another universe
Listen, little guy, if you want to save Star-Lord, stay right here!"
"Okay, okay, then take your hand away first! You're making me uncomfortable!"
The raccoon angrily closed the passenger door again and watched Thor get out of the car and walk towards the bar.
When the raccoon saw Thor entering the bar through the car window, he threw the flowers in his hand onto the driver's seat, opened the passenger door, and quietly slipped out.
... ... .…
"Target locked, two people, target number one is 87% similar to Thor, target number two has unknown appearance and size, suspected to have the extraordinary ability of invisibility, beep beep beep, the target has been locked, the Skynet system can be activated at any time to attack it!"
As a base built by Tang Corporation at a cost of tens of billions, Raccoon Town is not full of surveillance cameras, but it is almost the same.
In addition to the normal surveillance cameras that are displayed in plain sight, there are tens of thousands of surveillance cameras disguised as trees, flowers and plants throughout Raccoon Town.
Anyone who shows up as a stranger in Raccoon Town will be monitored until they are confirmed to be safe.
The terminals of these surveillance cameras are Red Queen's mainframes. Generally speaking, other people do not have the authority to view or access these cameras.
However, if the target is found to be threatening after analysis by Red Queen, access to these surveillance cameras will be issued to the security department of Raccoon Town.
When the pickup truck driven by Thor and Little Raccoon just appeared in Raccoon Town, Thor's fat face that looked like the god of thunder had already triggered the alarm.
The security department, which occupied two floors of the central building of Raccoon Town, quickly scanned and identified Thor's face after jointly taking over the surveillance network in the town.
And sent it to forty-eight security locations in the town.
The most important hive base in Raccoon Town went directly into alert status, and two doors made of adamantium and engraved with talismans directly blocked the entrance to the hive base.
The personnel in charge of security reported the news to their superiors as soon as possible.
Because the big boss was at the Huxinting Manor, Boss Tang, who was fishing, quickly got the news.
... ... ...
In the manor in the center of the artificial lake in Raccoon Town, by the lake, Tang Song was leisurely swinging his fishing rod. On a bamboo chair nearby, collector Ti Wan was fishing with Boss Tang with a bitter face.
"Relax, fishing is a job that requires patience. Only after you fish for a long time can you experience the joy of catching a big fish!"
Amid the sound of splashing water, Tang Song slowly pulled up a trout of considerable size. After removing the hook from the trout's mouth, he casually threw it into the fish basket.
Tang Song glanced at Di Wan, saw his impatience, and shook his head.
Tiwan raised the fishing rod in his hand and looked at the empty hook, which was not even baited. He threw the hook far away and said to Tang Song with a sour face:
"Tang, since we are now partners, please return my collection to me someday. They are all treasures I have collected since the creation of the universe!"
Partner, Tang Song glanced at this "prisoner". Ti Wan obviously did not recognize his position and thought that he was also planning to take over the multiverse like himself.
So I had the illusion that I needed to cooperate with him.
He didn't know that the reason why he kept this "Elder of the Universe" was because
Firstly, they are afraid of the Cosmic Elder Council behind him, and secondly, Tiwan is at least a Father God-level fighter.
If used properly, it can also be a powerful weapon to deal with the invasion of evil gods in future dimensions.
As for Tiwan's collection, I will definitely return it to him, but only after the people below have cleaned it up and picked out the useful things.
As for those rare flowers and plants and precious animals, if they are not as valuable as the golden apples, it would be fine to return them to him.
“If you really don’t like fishing, I bought you a private collection, you can go and have a look, don’t worry, your things will still be yours sooner or later!
By the way, I heard that the earth was once the home of many gods. They might have left something on the earth. This is a rare collection. If you are interested, I can ask someone to accompany you to visit those ruins—"
Tang Song comforted Di Wan and waved his hand. The bodyguard standing by came over, bowed and said, "Boss!"
"Take Mr. Tiwan to the Duncan Private Museum on Fifth Avenue in New York. Also, tell Ryan to invite a few more well-known collectors from home and abroad to accompany Mr. Tiwan!"
"Yes! Boss!"
Accompanied by bodyguards, Tiwan took a boat to leave the island in the middle of the lake. Although Tiwan was a little angry that Tang Song refused to return the collection, he was still curious about those collectors on Earth who had the same hobbies as him.
And what Tang Song said was right, this planet is not simple. It is said that a large number of gods from the Pantheon have descended here before. I wonder if some unique collections can be found on this planet.
Thinking of this, Diwan quickened his pace.
After seeing off Tiwan, Tang Song had just swung a few times when the satellite phone placed next to him rang.
"Boss! The fish is hooked!"
... ... ... .
In Raccoon Town, at the Raccoon Bar, Thor sat at the bar, pouring beer one cup after another into his mouth, completely forgetting why he came here.
A football game was being played on the big-screen TV in the bar. There were a few people sitting here and there in the small bar, most of them watching the game.
The obese Thor did not attract much attention. Compared to him, the guy wearing a black and red mask and carrying two samurai swords on his back was much more eye-catching.
However, from the teasing of the people in the bar, it can be heard that this guy is an acquaintance in the bar.
"Wade, you've been kicked out by Vanessa again!"
"I have some Indian magic oil here. If not, I can give you two bottles! This was given to me by an Indian engineer. I heard it has miraculous effects!"
... ..
There was a burst of laughter in the bar, mixed with Deadpool's helpless excuse:
"How could I not be able to do it? This is slander, naked slander. I just came back from a mission and came here to have a drink because I was tired. You don't know that SHIELD has captured a fat guy who is said to be from another parallel universe. I led a team to pick him up—"
"Another parallel universe sounds much more terrifying than Vanessa's. But I remember the last time you were kicked out by Vanessa, the reason you gave was that you were going to eradicate Dormammu's cult, and Vanessa ended up pressing you down on a model's bed..."
Listening to Deadpool's explanation, an old drinker in the bar exposed his past without any hesitation.
There was another burst of laughter in the bar. In front of the bar, Thor, who seemed drunk, had a gleam in his eyes. He turned sideways and stared at Deadpool, memorizing his appearance, uh, to be exact, his unique tight jacket.
Ding-a-ling!
There was a sound of wind chimes outside the door, and a man with shoulder-length hair, unshaven beard and a cigarette in his mouth pushed the door open and walked in.
The moment he entered the door, an invisible little creature also sneaked in quietly.
"Johnny! Long time no see. Still the same as before?"
The man in the leather jacket walked straight to the bar, pulled up a high chair and sat down.
The bartender skillfully mixed a glass of wine and handed it to him.
Johnny drank half the cup in one gulp, took the decorative fruit from it and put it into his mouth. He turned his head to look at Thor beside him with some surprise in his eyes: "You look a bit like an acquaintance of mine?"
"Burp!" Thor gulped down a bottle of beer and patted his fat belly. "Who do you think I look like? Thor, the God of Thunder. Many people have said I look like him recently!"
Johnny Blaze looked at his belly, shook his head, retracted his gaze, stroked the wine glass, took out a phone from his arms, a struggle flashed in his eyes, and finally dialed the number.
"Boss, yes, things are going very smoothly. With their help, the sect that believes in Dormammu has been cleansed out. However, as for Kaecilius, they dare not offend the Supreme Sorcerer. It would be best if you stepped forward—"
"Yes, I have one more thing to ask. I heard from the Speaker of the Dark Council that there is a way to find my father's soul in hell. I would like to ask for your help!"
After Johnny Blaze said this, there was no sound on the other end of the phone.
Johnny held the phone, silently waiting for his boss's reply.
He had no idea whether his boss would agree, but even if his boss didn't agree, he wouldn't complain.
Although the boss had used him before, he also helped him kill his enemy Mephisto.
It also helped him get rid of the spirit of vengeance in his body, allowing him to freely control the hellfire in his body. He is now married to his beloved woman, and his home is in this small town.
But he must get his father's soul back, even if he goes himself, because of his youth and ignorance, his father's soul fell into Mephisto's hands.
Many times in the middle of the night, he always dreamed of his father being tortured in the flames of hell.
If the boss disagrees, he will go by himself. After hearing no response from the other end of the phone for a long time, Johnny sighed and made up his mind.
"Hmm! It's hooked. It's a big carp..."
After a noisy sound of heavy objects breaking water and a burst of laughter, Tang Song's voice sounded on the phone:
"Go to hell, then go back to Selina. Recently, a new batch of golden warrior puppets have been refined there. Take them with you.
By the way, come to the Lakeside Manor tonight. Since you are going to hell, bring some things with you! Bring me some local specialties!
Hurry up, don't let the fish die, tell the kitchen to have boiled fish tonight, with more chili!"
"Yes! Boss!" Listening to the slightly noisy voice on the other end of the phone, Johnny felt his eyes moist, probably because of the alcohol.
After drinking two glasses of wine, Johnny Blaze left the bar. Thor, who had been sitting next to him and heard most of the phone call, felt as if a basin of ice water was poured over his head and he sobered up instantly.
Mephisto, Hell, and Dormammu, oh and they also mentioned the Dark Council and the Sorcerer Supreme.
Sorcerer Supreme, Doctor Strange
Hearing these familiar names, Thor found it more and more strange. He looked at Johnny's departing back, and was hesitating whether to chase him out to find out what was going on.
Suddenly there was an angry roar in the bar:
"Hey, who stole my wine?"
Thor looked over when he heard the sound and saw a hairy hand disappear under the table.
"Boss, give me another beer and then pay the bill!" Thor took out a few US dollars and paid for the beer and tip.
Then he walked up to the customer who was complaining about his beer being stolen and patted him on the shoulder:
"Hey man, the wine is gone, I'll treat you!"
As Thor spoke, he kicked under the table inconspicuously.
Amid the exclamations and compliments of the bar patrons, Thor threw his denim jacket over his shoulders and walked straight out of the bar.
Thor opened the driver's door and sat in the driver's seat. Not long after, his passenger door suddenly opened out of nowhere.
A furry little raccoon wearing armor and reeking of alcohol slumped in the passenger seat.
"I told you to stay in the car!"
Thor looked at the drunken raccoon and scolded him.
"Come on, big guy, you drank a lot at the bar. I saw it clearly!" The little raccoon turned over in the passenger seat and muttered.
Thor took out a bottle of wine from the storage box on the driver's seat and bit open the cork with his mouth:
"I was going there to get information!"
"Get information? Have you found out any information about Star-Lord?"
Thor drank half a bottle of Asgard wine and said with some pride:
"We have found the target. I believe he can help us find the whereabouts of Star-Lord!"
Hearing Thor's words, the little raccoon somersaulted up from the passenger seat.
"You found Star-Lord, where is he?"
For the raccoon, half of his family-like friends disappeared in Thanos's snap of fingers.
Although Star-Lord is usually unreliable, to him, they are also his family.
"Calm down, little guy. There's someone in the bar who should know where Star-Lord is. If we follow him, we'll definitely be able to find out where Star-Lord is."
Thor was grabbed by the raccoon's collar and shook the bottle in his hand.
"Bar! Then I'll bring this man out! If he doesn't tell me, I'll kill him!"
The little raccoon bared his teeth, took the large energy gun behind him in his hand, and put on a ferocious expression.
"Calm down! Little guy, this town is not as simple as it looks!" Thor's drunken expression became serious for a rare time, and he looked at the raccoon seriously and said:
"We wait here. When he comes out, we follow him quietly. Don't alert anyone!"
… …
"Who are you?"
Deadpool's shrill scream even drowned out the several prostitutes nearby.
He huddled up his naked body and pulled a corner of the quilt to cover his body.
On the contrary, the call girls nearby were naked, and after the initial shock, they shut their mouths one by one.
"Hey, you, do you have to wear a headgear when you reproduce, or is this a tradition of you Earthlings?"
The raccoon stood on the bed, pointing the gun that was taller than his body at Deadpool's head.
Although he bared his teeth, he didn't look intimidating at all.
"A raccoon cat. An alien raccoon cat at that! Kawai Yin!"
“So cute…”
Several call girls looked at the little raccoon on the bed, and one of them, who looked like she was from Japan, couldn't help but speak.
"Raccoon, I'm a raccoon!"
The little raccoon turned around and explained science to the few people viciously.
"Uh-huh…"
The call girl nodded seriously, and then whispered to the few frank female companions next to her:
"This alien civet cat says he is a raccoon..."
The little raccoon was furious for a moment.
Thor grabbed him from behind, lifted him up and put him on his shoulder.
"Okay, the little guy is here, business is important!"
Thor turned his gaze to Deadpool and asked, "I heard at the bar that you escorted a prisoner from a parallel universe. Where is he?"
"You are looking for that guy named Star-Lord. You scared me. Thank God, I thought you were sent by Vanessa!" Deadpool breathed a sigh of relief.
The little raccoon was a little confused: "Who is Vanessa?"
Deadpool hurriedly put on his pants. "Vanessa is my wife! If she finds out, I'll be torn into pieces. I don't want to experience that feeling again."
Thor coughed and gave the raccoon a look.
The little raccoon pulled the bolt and aimed at Deadpool again:
"Listen, if you don't want to die, put your wife aside and tell me where Star-Lord is?"
"Oh oh, I said, move the gun away!" Deadpool raised his hand, and the pants he had just pulled up slipped down to his ankles again.
"You are too late. He has been sent to Forward Base No. 1. He has no identity information from Earth, so he can only be sent to mine!"
"Mining?" Thor and the Raccoon never expected to hear this answer.
"Where is Forward Base No. 1?" the raccoon asked viciously.
"Kawaii Yin! This raccoon cat is so beautiful when it gets angry!"
Several call girls nearby gathered together and started to drip and grunt.
The little raccoon grinned again.
"If you want to go to Forward Base No. 1, you need to go through the space gate!" Deadpool shrugged and said, "Even if you kill me, I can't do anything!"
The little raccoon looked back at Thor helplessly. Thor held up the wine bottle and took another sip.
"Hey, I heard from people in the bar that you are very afraid of your wife. If she knew you were like this..."
Thor patted the raccoon, and the raccoon took out an old-fashioned camera from somewhere.
Kakaka, he pressed the shutter button at Deadpool and several call girls who were talking frankly next to him.
"I say, if you don't want your wife to receive these photos...well..."
"Tonight, a group of botanists and agronomists are going to transfer to Base No. 1. The location is a base in the back mountain of Raccoon Town. I tell you, you can't get in. You need an identity card there!"
Under Thor's cruel torture, Deadpool had no choice but to compromise!
Then he was tied up, a pink ball gag was stuffed in his mouth, and he was thrown on the big bed in the villa with several call girls.
… …
“Woo woo woo…”
"Look, Wade, you're in a real mess!"
In the middle of the night, the drunken Wolverine Logan came to the villa with several Raccoon Town security guards.
Sharp claws popped out from between Logan's fingers and released Deadpool.
"Hey, you're too late. According to the plan, you should have arrived three hours ago..."
After being untied, Deadpool immediately hugged several call girls beside him and touched them.
This is a legitimate opportunity to make money with the company's money. The key is that this is work, and Vanessa can handle it.
God have mercy on him, his salary card from Tang Group is in Vanessa's hands.
He finally got up early and worked secretly as a mercenary to earn some extra money, but was caught by Vanessa not long ago.
Damn it, Vanessa got together with the boss's wife at some point, and after becoming famous through artificial intelligence, she took down several of his escrow accounts.
"Logan, why don't you leave? Are you going to watch me do this?"
After Deadpool untied a few call girls, he looked back and saw Logan still there smoking a cigar with no intention of leaving. It was almost dawn, so he had to make the most of his time.
"Just now at the manor, there was a job with a reward of 10 million US dollars. I signed up for you!" Logan flicked the cigar ash.
"What kind of work?"
"Nothing, just accompany Johnny to hell and bring back his father's soul!"
"Ahem!" Deadpool didn't care about anything else at this time. He just got up and looked at Logan: "Go to hell, that kind of damn place, and you agreed to it for me!"
"The boss has agreed!" Logan seemed not to notice Deadpool's murderous look and pushed the door open to leave: "Have fun, don't forget, we'll be leaving in three days!"
"hell!"
Deadpool shook his head, feeling a little confused. Although he was immortal, this hell, "But it sounds pretty cool. A hell traveler is at least much better than Spider-Man's biological research apprentice. Then I can learn from Dante and paint a hell ukiyo-e!"
... ... ...
"I don't need an ID card when I have this invisibility cloak!"
At the base in the back mountain of Raccoon Town, Thor, wearing an invisibility cloak and bringing the little raccoon, followed a group of scholars in white coats and sneaked into the heavily guarded base.
Along the way, no matter what kind of sensors, cameras, or laser defense channels,
It seemed that no one or any equipment, including the fully armed guards, discovered the two of them.
Thor and Raccoon followed closely behind them and slowly entered the space door that was flashing blue light.
"This should be the Forward Base No. 1 that guy mentioned. We'll capture someone and ask him where they imprisoned Star-Lord."
Thor, wearing an invisibility cloak, walked around the base with the raccoon, not paying any attention to the fully armed guards in the base.
However, as Thor continued to go deeper, his originally careless expression began to become serious.
Because the aura of some guards who passed by were getting stronger and stronger, Thor even felt that they were not inferior to the warriors of Asgard.
"How is that possible?"
Suddenly, a team of patrolling soldiers stopped when they passed by Thor and the other man. The leader, a soldier who was over two meters tall, kept twitching his sensitive nose.