"Oh, be gentle, my ass!"
Wolverine Logan, with only a metal skeleton left on his body, stretched out a pair of metal claws and fished out Deadpool Wade, who looked like just a pile of minced meat, from a pool of lava.
The sharp adamantium claws scratched across Deadpool's lower body, "accidentally" cutting off a large chunk of his charred butt, causing Deadpool to complain.
"What is that? It smells so good." Deadpool sniffed twice with his quickly healing nose, feeling a little confused.
"It's your butt, it looks like it's already seven-tenths cooked!" Wolverine handed a piece of charred meat to Deadpool.
"This has obviously been burnt into charcoal, take it away, oh, take it away!" Smelling the aroma of barbecue, Deadpool swallowed his saliva involuntarily and shouted quickly.
Wolverine Logan casually threw the black piece of meat on his steel claw away. The piece of meat fell into the magma that had not yet solidified, and sank with a gurgling sound, followed by wisps of green smoke.
"If you dare to throw nuclear bombs again next time, I will throw you into the oven and cook you well done. I think these ogres in hell should be interested in your barbecue!"
Logan threatened and waved his wolf claws in front of Deadpool.
The blood threads attached to the adamantium on his body began to grow and heal, starting from the tendons and bones, then the muscles, blood vessels, and finally the skin.
Thanks to the indestructibility of the adamantium alloy in his body, Wolverine's genes have formed a kind of molecular fusion with the adamantium alloy to a certain extent.
Theoretically, as long as these adamantium skeletons are not destroyed, Logan will not die.
Wolverine's recovery speed was fast enough, but Deadpool's recovery speed was not slow either. Soon the two immortal guys stood on the hell battlefield of the abyss and bloody battle again.
"Oh? What is that?!"
Deadpool searched in the lava for a long time and finally found his two beloved samurai swords and the space leather bag.
Deadpool first looked at the things in the space bag. When he saw that the dozen pounds of gems he had chiseled out of the crater were safe and sound, Deadpool breathed a sigh of relief.
While he cut a piece of flesh from a dead winged demon and wiped the blade of his samurai sword, he looked at the huge black tornado in the distance with confusion.
Countless tornadoes made up of demons were as tall as the ten-thousand-meter-high Black Mountain in the distance.
The narrowest part is at least five or six hundred meters in diameter. As for the thickest ground, the demons climbing up layer by layer are so numerous that there is no end in sight.
White lightning leaked out from the gaps in the tornado from time to time, and large groups of demons fell from the sky and turned directly into a pool of meat paste.
"It shouldn't be an enemy!" Logan shook his head. "Whatever it is, that thing seems to be very attractive to these demons and has attracted the attention of most of them. Let's go find Johnny now! Help him find his father's soul and leave here!"
Deadpool touched his samurai sword, looked at the naked Logan with his eight taels of flesh hanging down, subconsciously looked down at his own, and then silently tied the winged demon's flesh membrane around his waist.
"It looks like this place is at least hundreds of miles away from the Black Mountain. My space bag is empty. Where's your space bag? Do you have any flying equipment?"
"Lost!" Logan stretched out the steel claws in his hand, turned around and killed a hellhound that smelled the scent and wanted to attack by surprise. The adamantium steel claws pierced the hellhound's hard skull, and with a slash, he peeled off the hellhound's skin.
Logan wrapped the dog skin around his waist and looked around: "Have you seen Dracula?"
"Him? I don't know where he ran off to when we were at the crater, but I have a feeling this trip to hell isn't that simple!"
Deadpool shook his head and swung the two samurai swords in his hands. The gray blade energy slashed at the monsters that surrounded him from all sides. The two Wanling Immortal Swords chopped down a group of gargoyles like cutting melons and vegetables.
When most of the monsters rushed towards the black tornado column, there were fewer monsters besieging Deadpool and Wolverine.
This gave the two immortal guys the leisure to discuss the real intentions of a certain black-hearted boss.
"With the boss's strength, he can come to this abyss without anyone noticing and bring back Johnny's father's soul!"
Deadpool shook his head: "According to the plots of some super movies, our big boss must be brewing a big conspiracy. I guess it has something to do with hell!"
Wolverine Logan looked at Deadpool's head with some surprise. The head looked like an avocado and didn't seem very smart.
"Hey, don't look at me like that. I think Johnny can see that, too.
But it is obvious that none of us are the so-called superheroes who rely on moral coercion to blackmail others.
The boss is already helping him as much as possible, but some things always need to be done by oneself!
I think Johnny would love to redeem his father's soul himself!"
Deadpool slashed with his sword, and more than a dozen vampire bats with a wingspan of more than two meters in the sky were directly cut in half by the sword light.
Logan swung his claws skillfully, slashed the throat of an upright crocodile-headed monster, and stabbed his steel claws into its exposed heart. The demon's thick and hot blood splattered all over Logan's face, and he turned to look at Deadpool.
"That's not what you say!"
Deadpool brandished his two swords: "It seems that you still don't know me very well. I am actually a very wise person. Do you think that there are only US dollars and milk in my mind?!"
Seeing Logan still unbelieving, Deadpool cursed and said perfunctorily: "Well, these are indeed not what I said, but "they" told me!"
They? Logan and Deadpool are old friends, and they know that he seems to have the ability to communicate with some mysterious beings.
"So, it was because of their advice that you decisively surrendered to Tang?"
A group of sickle demons swung their sickle-shaped forelimbs and slashed at Logan.
Logan didn't care and let the monsters' scythes fall on him. Relying on his immortal body and adamantium steel claws, he cheated by exchanging injuries for injuries and defeating these scythe monsters.
Wolverine Logan's fighting ability is not to be said to be terrible. As a superhero who is good at close combat, his fighting skills are really poor. However, with his immortal body, he is like a piece of tough meat.
Unlike Wolverine and Logan, Deadpool's swordsmanship is top-notch even among superhumans.
The wielding double swords can even block intensive submachine gun bullets.
However, since he became immortal, Deadpool has forgotten about swordsmanship. In his words, he can't die anyway, so what if he has a few more holes on his body.
These two guys who are playing badly are the only two who have not graduated from Kane's fighting skills training camp.
Even Kane had no good solution for these two pieces of meat.
Logan has always been curious about why Deadpool joined their camp.
Unlike others, Deadpool took the initiative to approach Boss Tang.
At first, Deadpool mixed with the Avengers, Matt Daredevil, and Spider-Man, but after being wanted by the underworld, he decisively chose to surrender.
"I like the world now. All forces on Earth are united against the outside world. Oh, even the crimes in the underground world have decreased a lot. Even those who traffic in human beings and smuggle have set their sights on the outer planets.
Instead of leaving the world to those superheroes who play with parallel universes and never grow up,
It is better to hand it over to our big boss. At least he is doing a good job now!
What do you think about me becoming an interstellar mercenary in the future? Those green-skinned and red-skinned alien beauties are so cool just thinking about it!"
"Then you'd better deal with your wife first, the superhero who never grows up, you mean Peter Parker!" Logan asked.
Deadpool whistled and swung out two blades, slicing a large group of fallen demons in half:
"I've come to hell, and you can't keep me away from Vanessa.
Oh, my God! Where are the succubi? Aren’t there succubi everywhere in hell? Why can’t I see any of them? "
Deadpool complained:
"Peter Parker? He, he is just an ordinary high school student without his spider powers. I think he will enjoy his life of cultivating flowers and plants in the biology laboratory!"
"Compared to him, I like the other two bugs better!"
Logan glanced at Deadpool and shook his head, convinced that he was not wrong. The guy who played with the parallel universe that Deadpool was referring to must be Spider-Man. However, he didn't understand why Deadpool had such a big opinion about Spider-Man.
As far as he knew, they had a good relationship before.
What Logan didn't know was that Deadpool's transformation was indeed related to Spider-Man. Deadpool had the ability to break the fourth wall and communicate with some "audiences". The reason why he had a good relationship with Spider-Man before was because of him.
That’s because that disgusting No Return of Heroes, Return of Heroes hasn’t been released yet.
A growing high school student will inevitably encounter some setbacks in the process of growth.
But what did Spider-Man do? He handed over Tony Stark's legacy to his enemy, and after it was exposed, he erased the world's knowledge of himself.
In order to save the Green Goblin and Sandman from the parallel universe, they killed their aunt and almost affected several parallel universes.
But putting the fate of the world in the hands of a little kid going through puberty, come on, what's the difference between this and handing a nuclear bomb button to a dog, the screenwriter is really shit.
Such a small bug is not his ideal teammate.
Ever since Deadpool learned about Peter Parker's stupid behavior through the fourth wall, he decisively chose to run away and join Boss Tang.
At the very least, Boss Tang, who ruled the underground world, relied on the iron-blooded order to maintain the darkness of this world in apparent calm.
And without the Avengers, the world still needs someone to protect it, right
"Oh? Logan! Am I dazzled? Why do I feel that the big black pillar is moving towards us?"
Deadpool was slashing at the flying monsters in the sky, and suddenly he found that the huge black pillar tornado that covered the sky seemed to be closer to him.
"You're not mistaken, that thing is indeed moving in our direction!" Logan took a quick look and saw that the huge black pillar formed by the gathering of demons was indeed unwavering and slowly moving towards them.
As the tornado moved, countless demons fell down.
Logan and Deadpool looked at each other, then they both ran away.
Thor, the God of Thunder, was flying in the air, wielding his hammer. There were crackling sounds of white light all around him, like a giant funnel-shaped fly swatter. Countless electrocuted demon limbs and flesh pieces fell to the ground.
But demons were swarming around him, and there was a dark mass in front of him, filled with the hideous faces of those monsters. Thor couldn't even see the road ahead. He could only rely on his intuition, swinging Thor's hammer, trying to fly to the nuclear explosion site and save Boss Tang's two men.
He was completely unaware that he was now the eye of the storm in the entire abyss battlefield.
The two rescued people wanted to shout at him, "Don't come over here!"
... ... .…
Wolverine and Deadpool guessed correctly that Boss Tang did have his own plans for this trip to hell.
After Mephisto was killed, the several abyss dimensions that he once controlled became ownerless.
The Speaker of the Dark Council approached Boss Tang, hoping to use his power to take over an abyss world.
The condition proposed by Tang Song was that the Dark Council help him wipe out Dormammu's followers in the world.
At the same time, after the Speaker of the Dark Council successfully integrates the laws of the abyss and becomes the Lord of the Abyss, the Speaker of the Dark Council will be Boss Tang's mistress Selina.
Of course, only the Speaker and Boss Tang knew about this secret agreement.
Just like the Speaker, he also didn't know that Boss Tang also made a promise to Dracula to help him replace the Speaker and become the Lord of the Abyss.
What Dracula promised Boss Tang was also the position of Speaker of the Dark Council, as well as control over Dracula's blood clan.
Although after integrating the power of the dark dimension, the real body will be blocked by the three holy temple barriers of the real dimension and cannot appear in the real dimension, but no one can stop the desire for power.
Moreover, the speaker of the Dark Council and Dracula obviously have their own little ideas. They want to integrate the hell dimension, but at the same time they don’t want to give up the real world. Coincidentally, Boss Tang does the same.
... ... ..
The bloody battle in the abyss that affected five abyss lords.
The main abyss dimension that concerns the authority that Mephisto once held.
With the intrusion of Asgard's god of thunder, it was undoubtedly a big drama, attracting the attention of countless evil gods from different dimensions and the Lord of Hell.
At this time, no one noticed that an inconspicuous abyss dimension that was once ruled by Mephisto was gradually covered with a layer of blood.
In the same foggy sky, tens of thousands of demons were frantically "fleeing" in the sky. Many of them were flapping their wings randomly, and their bodies drew twisted arcs in the air.
Behind them, thousands of nightmare horses carrying undead knights caught up with them, surrounded by countless black bats the size of palms.
The artificial sun that rises from time to time in the sky illuminates the ground full of lava rivers.
The orc warriors from various tribes in the real world under the Dark Council held up their swords and axes, and carried the rocket launchers and heavy machine guns produced by the Tang Group.
With the cooperation of a dozen skeleton soldiers summoned by undead wizards, they frantically hunted the monsters in the abyss.
Perhaps it was because the temple was no longer blocking them, or perhaps it was because the dimension of the abyss was closer to the dimension of a certain undead creature, the skeleton soldiers summoned by a dozen undead wizards were dozens or hundreds of times more numerous than in the real world.
These skeleton soldiers armed with rusty swords were so numerous that they almost formed a sea of skeletons.
At the same time, the Dark Council has accumulated over thousands of years, including powerful dark creatures such as gargoyles, headless knights, black goblins, evil spirits, magic puppets, and thousand-year-old undead.
The Dark Council even dispatched several war fortresses that looked very ancient.
These war fortresses are said to be built by ancient goblins. Although their speed and power are far inferior to the new star battleships newly configured by Tang Group,
However, a single shot from the magic-powered main gun could cause devastation within a radius of dozens of miles.
Artificial suns rose into the sky, dispelling the darkness of the abyss dimension. The blood moon in the sky, representing the abyss dimension, also became much dimmer.
Tang Group's new star battleships would occasionally break away from the team chasing the abyss demons and land on the ground filled with the smell of sulfur.
Armed robots flew out of the Nova battleship, holding cloth bags in their hands, digging holes, burying gem-like seeds in the stone pits, and watering them with the hearts and flesh obtained from hunting demons.
Under the shining of the artificial sun, plants soon broke out of the soil, sprouted and grew at a speed visible to the naked eye. Soon these plants turned into sunflowers with faces like human heads, pea shooters like hair dryers, white and big angry pumpkins, two or three meter nut walls...
As countless demons were hunted and magical plants appeared one after another, the blood moon representing the origin of this dimensional world became further dim.
The origin of a world is like a boundless ocean, except for the Lord of Hell who is also integrated with the abyss, the evil god of dimension, and some higher-level gods like Odin and Zeus.
For ordinary people, wanting to merge themselves with the origin of the dimension is like pouring a bottle of ink into the ocean, hoping to dye the ocean black. Even if they succeed, it may take tens of thousands of years.
You must know that this abyss is not the dark dimension of Dormammu.
What Dormammu discovered at the beginning was a dark dimension that no one knew about. Even with his strength at that time, it took him many years to merge himself with the origin of the dark dimension and become the lord of the dark dimension and the dimensional evil god.
This abyss is not a secret among the Lords of Hell, but it is too remote and too small.
Secondly, everyone's attention is now attracted to the main abyss of Mephisto, so for the time being no lord of hell or evil god of dimension will cast his eyes over there.
However, no matter how small the abyss is, it is also a complete dimensional world. Once the bloody battle in the abyss is decided, those abyss lords will probably not let go of this piece of fat meat. Therefore, if you want to quickly integrate this abyss world, you must first weaken the original power of this abyss world.
A bottle of ink cannot dye the sea black, but it can easily dye a bowl of water black.
Whether it is the Dark Council hunting down the demons of this abyss, or the Tang Group launching artificial suns into the sky and planting magical plants, they are all aimed at weakening the origin of this world.
... ...
As artificial suns rose into the sky, patches of magical plants broke through the magma ground and grew rapidly.
When millions and tens of millions of demons were hunted,
(In order to quickly weaken the source of the abyss, the people of the Dark Council even got a few nuclear bombs from somewhere!)
When several tens of millions of tons of nuclear bombs were dropped on this abyss world, mushroom clouds appeared.
The light of the blood moon in the sky finally dimmed and almost disappeared.
More than a dozen figures rose into the sky at the same time and flew towards the blood moon.
Among them is the president of the Dark Council,
There is Dracula, who has transformed into a palm-sized golden bat and was with Deadpool and Wolverine not long ago.
There are also a few old, toothless, old monsters in the Dark Council.
Of course, there are also some powerful demon lords in this abyss.