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"This beautiful sister, what's your name? I want to be friends with you, okay? My surname is Zhang, my name is Zhang Jia. I'm seventeen years old and I haven't been in a relationship yet. Sister, you are so beautiful and have a good figure. The key is to have big breasts. I like to make friends with beauties like you, my sister..."
The little fat man shamelessly approached the female archaeologist, staring at her plump breasts like a pig, chattering incessantly, and changed what he said to Zhou Ting before. Said it in a fancy way.
The female archaeologist looked at the little fat man in astonishment, obviously a little scared. However, after seeing the young fat man's youthful appearance, the frightened feeling faded a little.
However, he still subconsciously raised his hands to cover his plump breasts, took two steps back, and stared at the little fat man with a vigilant, guarded look like a pervert.
"W-what do you want to do?"
The female archaeologist asked warily. She had noticed before that this little fat man was with Song Ke, Zhou Ting and others, but she didn't expect that this little fat man would actually come over to 'tease' her.
The little fat man didn't realize at all that he was just a little pervert in the eyes of other beauties. He said happily: "Beautiful sister, I want to make friends with you. Can you tell me what your name is? And What are your body measurements, especially your bust, this is very important... "
"By the way, sister, you like archaeology, right? In fact, I have a lot of antiques at home, some of which have been passed down for thousands of years. I will take you to my house to see those antiques some other day!"
The female archaeologist probably didn't expect that there would be such a shameless gangster in the world. He actually asked her about her measurements, with a special emphasis on her bust. She was just a complete pervert.
This female archaeologist did not have the expressionless determination of Zhou Ting. She looked at the little fat man with disgust in her eyes, "Go away. I don't want to know you, let alone be friends with you."
After saying that, he couldn't help but cursed, "You stinking scoundrel!"
The little fat man didn't care at all, or it might have become a habit for him to be called a gangster in this way in his life, so he didn't take it seriously. Instead, he looked at her seriously and said without giving up: "Sister, you are really beautiful. I like you very much. Especially your breasts are big. I like you even more. I really want to be with you." Make friends…”
Before the little fat man could finish his words, Song Ke, who was so ashamed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in, quickly grabbed him, covered his mouth, and dragged him away.
While he was smiling very apologetically at the beauty. "I'm really sorry. He is so outspoken and heartless. In fact, he has no ill intentions. Please don't be offended..."
Don't be surprised, that's the weird thing.
A little fat guy suddenly appeared out of nowhere and kept asking about his big breasts, friends, and measurements... even a good girl would be annoyed and ashamed.
But the female archaeologist knew Song Ke. Knowing that he was the captain of the Yinhai Armed Police Brigade, I felt disgusted and dissatisfied with that little fat man. It was hard to say anything to him, so I could only consider myself unlucky to be molested by a fat teenage pervert.
Song Ke felt very embarrassed when he saw the beautiful woman's expression of being angry and afraid to speak, and his old face turned red. In fact, he was not familiar with the little fat man. They just met and got to know each other yesterday.
It's just that he was ordered to bring this little fat man here to assist the comrades of the National Security Bureau in handling matters here. Now this little fat man has been teasing Zhou Ting and the female archaeologist successively. He had to stop him.
"Uh, uh... Hey, Lao Song, why are you covering my mouth and dragging me away? I am exchanging feelings and making friends with my beautiful sister!"
The little fat man pulled away Song Ke's hand covering his mouth. shouted dissatisfied.
Song Ke simply had a black line on his forehead.
They also exchanged feelings... It's a shame that he could speak out. Since when did teasing other girls and acting like a gangster become a way to communicate feelings and make friends
Song Ke couldn't help but sigh in his heart at this time. He didn't know what the higher-ups were thinking, but they actually sent such a top-notch person down. I really don’t know how such a guy became a rare genius in the Celestial Master Sect in a century. Can you say that the sky has no eyes
Or should I say, God is fair, the reason why he is so weak-minded, or... funny? Is it because God gave him such great talents
"Senior Brother Zhang, please stop talking nonsense. I didn't see that this girl is so angry with you." Song Ke could only lower his voice and warned the little fat man.
Although the little fat man is not very old, he is a little Celestial Master taught by the Celestial Master. Song Ke is also a martial arts practitioner. Even though he is a lot older than the little fat man, he still has to be called 'Senior Brother Zhang'.
"What are you so angry about? It's because the beautiful sister hasn't understood me yet. As long as I communicate with her more, the beautiful sister's misunderstanding of me will definitely be eliminated. Lao Song, you can't drag me anymore. I want to talk to the beautiful lady." My sister is making friends. My mother told me to take advantage of this time to come down the mountain and get to know a few more beauties with big breasts, so that I can choose one to be my wife in the future, who will be more fertile and have enough milk... "
The little fat man spoke plausibly and didn't feel embarrassed at all.
Zhou Ting and the several members of the National Security Dragon Soul Brigade behind her looked at this scene. They all couldn't hold back their laughter, but they didn't dare to laugh loudly, so they could only hold it back.
Zhou Ting was speechless and covered her forehead.
She hadn't felt that strongly before, but now she was just standing by and looking at the little fat man, and she suddenly felt that this kid... could really be saved.
Zhou Ting was immediately curious about what kind of strange family and education could teach such a rare and wonderful flower in the world.
It can be called a legend in the funny world.
"Captain Zhou, although this little fat guy is very talkative, he is really funny. I never thought that the little Celestial Master taught by the dignified Celestial Master would be such a top-notch person."
"Yes, I admire his mother very much now. This little fat guy is only seventeen years old, but he has instilled so many ideas in him to find a woman with big breasts. I am speechless. Are small breasts so unpopular? ?”
The one who spoke was a female team member with "flat breasts", rolling her eyes with a speechless expression on her face.
Another person next to him suddenly teased: "Sister Xiaolu, in this world, girls with big breasts are indeed more popular than girls with small breasts. You have to accept the reality. Maybe one day my brother will buy you a papaya of several hundred kilograms or something, so that you can Do you want to enlarge your breasts?"
The speaker winked and smiled mischievously.
The other men nearby burst into laughter, causing the flat-chested girl named Xiaolu to blush with shame and anger.
"Tang Xiao! I remember you, just wait for me, don't fall into my hands, otherwise you will be beautiful. What's wrong with small breasts? If you have small breasts, you have no human rights. Huh, aunt, I just have small breasts. I am proud!"
Xu Lu's face was red, but she acted aggressively, domineeringly, and put her hands on her hips, shouting at the person who had just teased her.
Several people nearby burst into laughter again.
At this moment, even the team member named Tang Xiao scratched his head a little and quickly surrendered. There was no reason for this woman to hold a grudge. He didn't want to accidentally get hurt one day. As the saying goes, it takes a thousand days to be a thief, but how can a thousand days prevent a thief
"My sister is really domineering and mighty! I just made a joke with you, sister, please don't mind. As for what you said, brother, I still agree with you. You are absolutely right, I have small breasts. What's wrong with women? Women with small breasts still have human rights, and women with small breasts can be as domineering and powerful as my sister!"
Tang Xiao praised without changing his expression.
Unfortunately, it seems that the flattery has been slapped on the horse's leg. It’s simply a matter of which pot you don’t want to open.
Although girls swear that they are proud of having small breasts, girls usually still care about this and hope that their breasts can be bigger.
It's like a man. Although a shorter penis can be used, it's impossible to say that he doesn't mind. What man doesn’t want to have a mighty, thick, and huge penis
The principles are the same.
So, Tang Xiao's flattery was nothing short of awesome.
This flat-chested girl was so angry that she screamed and stared at him, wishing she could pounce on him and bite him to death.
"Tang Xiao!"
The flat-chested girl seems to have murderous intent in her eyes.
Tang Xiao seemed to be completely unaware, and responded simply: "Hey! Here, sister, whatever you say, as long as my brother can do it, I promise to do it for you!"
It was almost like beating my chest so loudly.
Xu Lu's eyes were filled with tears, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Now I finally know why you haven't been in love since you were thirty years old."
"Why?" Tang Xiao asked stupidly.
"Because you are a complete idiot! Your emotional intelligence has fallen into the Mariana Trench! If God can give me a chance to kill someone with my eyes, I hope to cut you into pieces piece!"
Xu Lu gritted her silver teeth.
Tang Xiao was startled, "Sister, do you want to fight like this? My brother is usually very nice to you. Don't scare me. He is timid and will not be scared..."
Several other people were laughing so hard that they almost died.
Even Zhou Ting, who had always had a cold face, couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth in laughter.
"I said, Old Tang, Miss Xiaolu is really right about what she said. Your emotional intelligence should really be recharged. If you continue to be like this in the future, I'm afraid my brothers will really have to worry about you. Can I still find a wife in this life?"
Another person also suppressed a smile and said to Xu Lu: "Sister Xiaolu, this is not the first day you have met Old Tang. If he is so clever, he will not have talked to a girl until now." I'm in love. You, don't argue with him."
Xu Lu still glared at Tang Xiao angrily. Then he couldn't help but look down at his breasts, which were only slightly bulging, like a bun, and said angrily: What's wrong with having small breasts? My aunt has small breasts. What can she do? Does she think I don’t want my breasts to be bigger? But it won’t grow on its own, what can I do! (To be continued...)
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