Cultural Relics Are Not To Be Messed With

Chapter 35

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Of course, it was impossible for Uncle Long to hear the screams and roars in Qi Chen's heart, and it was impossible for him to actually come over and smash his mouth so that he could swallow the words just now.

Such a surprised expression is actually rare on his face. If it weren't for him being the one being watched, Qi Chen would definitely take a photo of his expression as a souvenir.

But that expression didn't last long.

In fact, when Long Ya saw Qi Chen open his mouth and stare, wishing he was more shocked and speechless than them, his expression returned to normal...

Not only is it normal, Qi Chen felt that... there was a sense of relief, and he didn't know if it was his illusion.

But before he could think about it, he saw Longya with one hand in his pocket, and he walked over helplessly, raised his hand and slapped Qi Chen on the forehead, and said angrily: "Go! Will those skeletons piece together by themselves?!"

Qi Chen was photographed by him so that his whole body leaned back, and then he turned his head and followed behind Long Ya with a hopeless expression on his face.

After taking two steps, he stopped as if remembering something, looked back at the bones in the pit, and then looked at Shan Xiao.

The latter smiled and waved him twice as if chasing chickens: "Let's go, let's go, I didn't expect you to be lucky, thin arms and thin legs, I don't know whether you moved them or they buried you."

Until he returned to the Longhuai Hotel, Qi Chen was in a dazed state. He packed his luggage in the room and was in a mess. From time to time, he lost his attention and couldn't stop his steps. He bumped his head into Longya's back. After hitting it three times, Long Ya finally wiped his face unbearably.

"Ancestor, you should sit still and don't make trouble!" Uncle Long's whole life's old mother's mentality will be tossed out by Qi Chen.

Relying on the high strength of the man and the horse, he directly threw Qi Chen onto the bed, drew a circle, and let him go crazy. Then, with the efficiency of wind and clouds, he packed up all the luggage of the two of them and put them neatly into the suitcase until he pulled up the lever and was ready to leave, and then put Qi Chen out of the circle. come out.

At the beginning, Qi Chen also felt that as a person, packing up such a civilian thing is not as easy as a knife, which is simply unscientific!

But after thinking about it, Guangping has been wearing the shell of a limited company in daily life, swiping pots and pans and pretending to be more like a real person, business trips are not much less than normal companies, and reimbursement of subsidies and so on. It's all there, and he's been in the world for more than eight hundred years than this native. It's hard to think about it.

"By the way, Team Leader Long—" As soon as he regained his freedom, Qi Chen asked while crawling to the side of the bed, "Let's take all the bones away, will the scene like last night appear on the river at a certain time? ?"

If there are a few more times, what if people with yin and yang eyes or people who are more affected by yin qi pass by the riverside, they will not be scared to pee when they see it

Long Ya probably thought this question was a bit silly, and his usual irritability flared up again. He threw away the lever, bent down and put his hands on Qi Chen's bed, and said that by coincidence, he happened to climb to the edge of the bed and was about to put his feet on and put on slippers. Qi Chen circled between his arms, and slapped a long string between his teeth: "Aren't you stupid! Taking all the bones away is equivalent to drawing wages from the bottom of the pot! The soul qi that escaped from the old bottom is still available. How much is left? Huh? Even if the feng shui is in a weird cycle, it is not completely consumed! After two rounds, the soul energy should disappear completely. Of course, it will not appear a few times, understand?! It's useless to think about so many things and waste your brain! And whether you can walk or not, Mo Mo Ha Mo Ha Mo Ha Mo Ha Mo Haw looks like I'm going to break my heart for you!"

Qi Chen was confined between Long Ya's sturdy arms, his feet were hanging by the side of the bed, his elbows were propped on the bed, and he turned his face up to accept the view of the uncle. Stick Bone: "… "

Of course, the fundamental reason is that this pose really challenges Qi Chen's nerves - looking up and down, it looks a little weird.

Qi Chen thinks that it may be because the dragon tooth itself is a demon sword, and the force value is too high, which makes his nerves a little rough in some aspects. He speaks and does everything according to his own mood. I like to fuck you like this" temperament, so no one has reminded him for thousands of years that some postures are not for everyone...

In fact, this kind of behavior used to be in school before, and it was not uncommon for boys to get into trouble. Feeling awkward.

Qi Chen doesn't know if it's because Longya's natural aura is too domineering, his presence is too strong, or something else. Putting this kind of posture on Longya's body makes him feel a sense of embarrassment that he can't ignore and...

wrong! No as well.

He took courage and decided to remind Longya euphemistically.

Uncle Long bombed for a long time, and found that the bombed person not only did not respond, but also seemed to be distracted, and he was about to lose to him. up?"

His voice has always been very low, and even if he is angry and yelling, his tone has a feeling of scratching people's ears. He sounded in front of Qi Chen at such a close distance, and Qi Chen, who was thinking about it in his heart, was startled and his hair stood up. .

He almost blurted out and asked, "Leader Long, do you usually talk to Team Leader Shan Xiao in this way?"

Pooh! It's a good euphemism!

Qi Chen felt that the water spilled out of Shan Xiao's bamboo tube had not dried up in his mind, and since he woke up, he hadn't said a few words that crossed his mind.

He thought that Long Ya had heard this, but it caused a crackling explosion.

Who knew that Long Ya was just stunned: "Talk to Shan Xiao and the others?"

He looked down at the two hands he was propping on the bed, then glanced at Qi Chen, who was surrounded by a somewhat unnatural expression, and twitched the corners of his mouth with a chill: "Don't be disgusting, I'm going to have nightmares at night. Yes! You mean it? Huh?"

But after he finished speaking, he didn't continue to maintain this inappropriate posture, instead he put his hands up and straightened his waist, rubbing his hands on Qi Chen's head as if his hands were owed, and said, "If you have time to think about these, it's better to hurry up. Put on your shoes! There are tens of thousands of broken bones waiting for you to go back and have a snack?!"

Qi Chen: "..." He suddenly couldn't understand Uncle Long's mind...

Does this really understand or not

Facts have proved that the Tao is one foot high and the devil is ten feet high. The old monster's mind is as deep as the sea. Qi Chen's question without even height is like throwing a pebble into the sea, not even a splash of water. , it sank to the bottom.

After that, Long Ya was still "hands-on", and he couldn't see any intention of paying attention.

Qi Chen had to silently spit out a mouthful of old blood in his heart, drowning the embarrassing feeling of tumbling from time to time and—

No, not as well.

I don't know how Long Ya and Shan Xiao communicated with Director Dong.

The slow middle-aged bald old man was surprisingly efficient this time. When Qi Chen and the others returned to the company, Lou Zhou's affairs had already been arranged—

In view of his attributes, Director Dong asked HR to assign him a position in the executive team. The brand-name badges have been prepared, and the new desk has also been moved into the outside of the office, which is very close to the colleagues in the executive team.

HR also thoughtfully arranged a patient colleague who was responsible for teaching Lou Zhou how to use various modern supplies.

Of course, Director Dong did not forget Qi Chen.

He very thoughtfully opened a huge single room for Qi Chen upstairs, with Qi Chen's name posted on the door, as if it was going to be an exclusive studio.

Qi Chen returned to the company, and before he warmed up the office chair, Director Dong led him to the third floor.

With a smile on his face, like a Maitreya Buddha with long hair, he patted Qi Chen's shoulder and said, "Xiao Qi, I have prepared a surprise for you." After speaking, he pushed open the door of the office. Exposing the pile of bones inside like a mountain.

Qi Chen said with a mouthful of blood: "..." Director, I really thank you!

With a smile on his face, Director Dong threw Qi Chen into the pile of bones, and hummed an opera tune from a hundred years ago, with his hands behind his back, his teeth hurt. Like babbling back to his office.

Qi Chen stood in front of Bai Sensen's mountain of bones, raised his hand and patted his face fiercely, thinking in his heart: Let your mouth close! Dare to take porcelain work without diamonds! Just to death!

He believes that his studies are not bad. Even if he is not a leader among graduates of the same major, at least he is not a hindrance. He has chosen almost all the relevant subjects in the school, and he has a lot of things in his stomach. , not too refined, but at least it was enough before.

Except now...

If there is only one scattered skeleton, it would not be difficult for him, but there are thousands of skeletons here, not to mention how many years these broken bones have stayed at the bottom of the river, how much has been damaged, and how much information has been buried by time... Even if it is fresh bones, dragging in such a large pile, mixing them together, and trying to spell them out one by one is an extremely vast and error-prone project.

Facing Lou Zhou's eagerness to be a bull and a horse, he really didn't dare to perfunctory at all, otherwise he would be sorry for Lou Zhou, and also for these heroes and soldiers who were guarding the territory.

Qi Chen raised his hand and covered the closest bone to him, almost under the pressure of Mount Tai.

But at the moment of tentacles, a low and slightly hoarse voice sounded.