"Cough, cough, cough..." Li Zhibai, who was caught off guard and exposed, was embarrassed, and quickly stopped Bai Xin from saying: "If you don't know, then I just don't ask, why are you so loud... and the smell of the glands I said is the only one. It's not body odor, it's only human!"
Bai Xinyan glared at him, "I'm not a fox, so don't ask me these things."
Li Zhibai nodded again and again, "Okay, okay, don't ask this. I guess you are not a fox, so what kind of monster are you? I can't feel it at all. Is it with fur? If yes, how do you take care of your fur? "
"..." Bai Xinyan was about to be defeated by Li Zhibai's persistence, but he didn't want to tell the other party that he was a rabbit. He felt that if the other party knew about it, he would probably tease him again, and he would ask more about how to wash and comb his hair. .
"I'm leaving." Bai Xinyan said dryly. If it was another person, he would probably have thrown him away long ago, but Li Zhibai is also a monster, and his strength is different from ordinary people, so the movement will be a bit loud when pulled.
Li Zhibai was still in the excitement of meeting the same kind, and was very disappointed with Bai Xinyan's reaction that he didn't want to talk more, but soon his eyes lit up and said: "You want to go to the person in the photo for dinner? He is also a monster right No? I said that it is impossible for ordinary people to look as good-looking as... I am." Li Zhibai comforted himself and boasted a bit, and then said like a cannonball: "Can he grow like this, is he also a fox? I I think the possibility is quite high. Even if not, he should know how to take care of it, right? Xiaobai, you see, since we are all monsters, it is not easy to meet them. If you have dinner together, can you take me with you? Get to know each other? I also have a lot of care tips that I can teach you! By the way, I have more experience as a star than you, so I can guide you."
Li Zhibai looked at Bai Xinyan eagerly, coupled with that alluring face, it was easy for people to fall under the beauty. However, Bai Xinyan suddenly sounded the alarm in his heart.
Bai Xinyan is used to seeing Baimu's beauty, and her immunity to beauty is relatively high, and after being impacted by Yin Yan, she basically can't make any waves to other people. Seeing Li Zhibai's glamorous and attractive appearance at this time, not only did he not soften his heart, but instead raised his vigilance all of a sudden.
Although not as good as Yin Yan, there is no doubt that Li Zhibai is still very good-looking, at least... probably better than him. Everyone has a love of beauty, Li Zhibai wants to go with him to get to know Yin Yan, what if... what if Yin Yan is so surprised that he is directly compared to him? And even if Yin Yan doesn't know how to judge people by appearance, but just seeing Li Zhibai's pursuit of beauty, maybe he is fascinated by Yin Yan's face? Then he will still have one more rival in love. And both of them are carnivores, maybe they have more common language than him and Yin Yan. Even the status, it seems that the chairman and the popular star are relatively well-matched.
The more Bai Xinyan thought about it, the more he felt a sense of crisis, and he quickly rejected Li Zhibai. The result of his testing Yin Yan is still uncertain, so don't be so stupid as to make trouble for yourself.
In fact, Li Zhibai loves beauty only for his own beauty, and he doesn't even want to admit that Yin Yan is prettier than him, let alone fall in love with her. He just wanted to share his experience of becoming beautiful with the other party, and he didn't have any further thoughts. If it was in public, he would not even stand with the other party, lest he be compared. But Bai Xinyan judged others by himself, and felt that Yin Yan was so good-looking, how could a "face control" like Li Zhibai look down on him, so he directly put a big pot on him in his heart.
Li Zhibai, who didn't know why he was firmly rejected by Bai Xinyan, pleaded several times to no avail, and finally had no choice but to give up temporarily in frustration. But through his stalking, at least he obtained Bai Xinyan's various contact methods first, and got a perfunctory consent to chat with him and ask questions when he had time.
After Bai Xinyan managed to get rid of the other party, she felt relieved to find Yin Yan for the time being, and decided to try her best to avoid seeing the two of them in the future. Unexpectedly, Yin Yan took the initiative to ask questions about Li Zhibai during the meal.
"Is the person you want to compare the photos with today called Li Zhibai?" Yin Yan asked.
Bai Xinyan's heart skipped a beat, feeling a little guilty, "Well... yes." It's okay just to know a name
"He took acting class with you? Did he bully you?" Yin Yan was a little worried. He asked Zhuo Xuan to look up Li Zhibai's information, and he seemed to have a bad temper, and his coffee position was much higher than Bai Xinyan's. If they were not sure about going to class together, Bai Xinyan would be wronged.
"Huh? Bullying? Well, that's not true." Bai Xinyan replied after being taken aback. Speaking of bullying, in fact, it should be that he bullied the other party during the scene. Bai Xinyan couldn't help but still feel guilty, but when he thought of his secret love and the great cause of probing, he still thought about it and said to Yin Yan deliberately: "But he is very... er, stinky, and he is not self-motivated. Teacher He always said that he doesn't care about improving his acting skills. He put all his energy into maintaining his appearance, and he's quite angry." Bai Xinyan paused and then added in a low voice: "And his acting skills are not as good as mine."
Yin Yan didn't care about Li Zhibai's acting skills and appearance at all, Wen Yan just praised Bai Xinyan: "He was arranged by the company to bring He Wenhong, you were picked because of your talent, it must be you Even more powerful."
Seeing that Yin Yan didn't grasp the point of what he said at all, but also didn't pay attention to Li Zhibai at all, Bai Xinyan didn't know whether to be disappointed or happy, so he could only answer in vain.
Seeing that he looked a little unnatural, Yin Yan couldn't help but still feel a little worried, and couldn't help asking again: "Is that Li Zhibai difficult to get along with? If you can't get along well, why don't you go to class separately?"
Although Bai Xinyan wanted to reduce Li Zhibai's impression in Yin Yan's heart, he was too embarrassed to really slander him. Seeing that Yin Yan was serious, he quickly shook his head and said, "It's actually okay, he's just...a little too enthusiastic...but Nothing bad."
Bai Xinyan hesitated for a moment, wondering if he should tell Yin Yan that Li Zhibai is actually a fox demon. But it should be nothing if I tell you, right? The relationship between the fox and the snake doesn't seem to be good, and the snake doesn't grow fur. Li Zhibai couldn't find Yin Yan if he wanted to ask about the care of the fox fur.
Bai Xinyan was thinking about it, when Yin Yan said again: "If you think he is difficult to get along with, don't hold back and say you know? I asked Zhuo Xuan to take the time to sort out a copy of Li Zhibai and He Wenhong's information, and give them all Take it and have a look."
material? Bai Xinyan reacted after hearing the words, and suddenly realized a problem—there must be photos in the files! In other words, Yin Yan has already seen what Li Zhibai looks like? !
Bai Xinyan was shocked immediately, but still couldn't help struggling a bit, and asked, "That... have you seen it?"
Yin Yan was startled, "Well, I took a look."
"Then...then what do you think of Li Zhibai?" Bai Xinyan asked more and more quietly.
Yin Yan was a little confused, but he still replied: "It seems to be very popular, but his personality is a bit arrogant. If you conflict with him, remember not to suffer." Yin Yan couldn't help feeling strange as he spoke. As if he was very concerned about his opinion of Li Zhibai, could it be...
Does the little guy have a crush on this person? !
Yin Yan's mind was like a bolt from the blue, but the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case. Otherwise, why did Bai Xinyan keep saying good things to Li Zhibai, and he was cautious, and he seemed a little guilty when he asked his opinion. This... This seems to be the state of children testing the elders in the family after they have talked about themselves
Thinking of this, Yin Yan's mood suddenly became complicated, and the first reaction he jumped out was to disagree, and he crossed the other party first without even recalling what kind of person Li Zhibai was in the information he saw. After the idea of disagreement directly occupied the whole mind, Yin Yan tried to cover up a bunch of "reasonable" reasons for disagreement. For example, Li Zhibai's personality is not good enough to take care of others. Although he is popular, his strength is average. There is no advantage in being good-looking. The relationship between two artists attracts too much attention, and Bai Xinyan and the other party are too far apart to be hacked, and although monsters don't mind this, it is not accepted by society for ordinary people. Homosexuality is more troublesome for artists, and Bai Xinyan strictly speaking is not an adult should not fall in love early, there are transvestites and so on.
Yin Yan immediately thought of a lot of things that were not good for Bai Xinyan. In short, there was nothing good from the beginning to the end. But when he thought that Bai Xinyan had a crush on Li Zhibai, and might even get angry with him because of his opposition, Yin Yan felt unprecedentedly uncomfortable and indescribable.
This is probably the sad mentality of the elders after the adolescent children fall in love with each other? Yin Yan tried to find an appropriate and honest explanation for himself.
Complicated Yin Yan looked at Bai Xinyan and was silent for a moment, but couldn't help but said: "Human beings' good-looking time is very short, there are many things to consider when making friends, don't make choices too easily. "Yin Yan tried hard to persuade Bai Xinyan tactfully, that a monster who has always been indifferent has become a spiritual mentor without a teacher.
Bai Xinyan was confused by what Yin Yan said, and he didn't know why Yin Yan suddenly mentioned this. And it's just making friends casually, why do you still think that the shelf life of people's beauty is not long enough? Could it be that Yin Yan meant that Li Zhibai's good-looking time was too short, so it's not suitable to be friends with him
But, but Li Zhibai is also a monster...
Bai Xinyan suddenly felt more guilty. Originally, he just wanted to hide Li Zhibai's advantages (only pointing to the face) to reduce Yin Yan's impression of the other party, but now that Yin Yan said this, if he didn't explain it, he would feel that he was It's like cheating.
Hmm... He's really not good at deceiving people...
However, since Yin Yan has probably seen Li Zhibai's photo in the information, but he still said this, does it mean that he has no special affection for Li Zhibai's appearance? On the contrary, the tone is a bit disliked...
Thinking of this, Bai Xinyan felt that he seemed to have thought too much before. In this case, it's okay to tell Yin Yanli that Bai is actually a fox demon, right? He can no longer bear the inner condemnation of deceiving people in disguise.
"Li Zhibai is also a monster?" Yin Yan frowned even more after hearing Bai Xinyan's words. How come Li Zhibai is also a monster, and now there are many reasons for his objection that are not valid at once? Isn't it more likely that Bai Xinyan wants to have a puppy love with the other party
Yin Yan's face darkened obviously, and he continued to ask: "Then what kind of monster is he?"
"It's a fox." Bai Xinyan replied, and at the same time couldn't help but say: "In human legends, fox demons and snake demons are always good-looking, and they seem quite accurate."
"Fox? Isn't that your natural enemy?" Thinking of Bai Xinyan saying that Li Zhibai was too enthusiastic, Yin Yan's face turned darker. Although the current monsters can no longer eat intelligent creatures, no matter whether they are monsters or humans, but in the past, there were quite a lot of shortcuts to practice by eating weak monsters. Even if Li Zhibai can't break through the defensive magic weapon on Bai Xinyan's body, and can't really hurt Bai Xinyan, there is no guarantee that the opponent's approach is not with ulterior motives. And Bai Xinyan still has the big bug of overflowing vitality. No matter how you think about it, Li Zhibai's purpose is not pure.
Yin Yan's vigilance and rejection of this popular artist in his company suddenly climbed to the top, but he didn't know that Li Zhibai's purpose could not be simpler, he just wanted to discuss with Bai Xinyan about washing hair.
However, after Yin Yan said that, he immediately remembered that he was also Bai Xinyan's natural enemy, and he must be much more threatening than that Li Zhibai. Bai Xinyan is not even afraid of himself, and is even a little clingy, so he certainly won't keep away from Li Zhibai because of this.
Sure enough, when Bai Xinyan heard the words, he just responded indifferently: "Well, that's it." Then he said to Yin Yan: "But I think he might not be able to beat me. He probably spends all his time on smug beauty I feel that my cultivation level is not much higher than mine, and my strength is not as strong as mine. And he is really smug, and I feel so tired after being pestered by him for a long time asking how to wash his hair." 1 Bai Xinyan couldn't help showing a smile With an aggrieved expression, "I don't even wash and brush my hair specially. Anyway, when I was in human form, my hair would be very white and clean after taking a shower."
"..." Yin Yan couldn't help being silent when he heard the words, and belatedly realized that his understanding might be a bit off. If the little guy liked that Li Zhibai, he wouldn't complain to him like this, would he? And hearing Bai Xinyan's last words, Yin Yan couldn't help but think of the fluffy long white ears he saw that day, and then think of the human figure in the bath...
Realizing that his thoughts started to run in a dangerous direction again, Yin Yan quickly stopped and firmly maintained the calm expression on his face. After mosaicing all the pictures of the naked boy with rabbit ears taking a bath, he breathed a sigh of relief.
In any case, Yin Yan is very relieved that Bai Xinyan's bigger trouble of "puppy love" has been ruled out, and his prejudice against Li Zhibai is not so serious anymore. Since the opponent's cultivation level is not much stronger than Bai Xinyan's, it is estimated that he will not pose any threat to Bai Xinyan. But just in case, it is still necessary to find a chance to see for yourself whether the other party is really safe.
On Bai Xinyan's side, at this time, the hidden danger that Yin Yan might fall in love with Li Zhibai was almost ruled out, and after a sigh of relief, his attitude became natural. However, as a straightforward rabbit who can't lie, he couldn't help but confirm it directly at the end.
"Do you think this photo of Li Zhibai looks good?" Bai Xinyan found out that there was indeed a photo on it after getting the information, and it was a color photo with good effect, so he pointed to Yin Yan and asked.
Yin Yan glanced at it, and said without hesitation: "It's not as good-looking as the photo in your resume."
"!" Bai Xinyan heard his own elated voice all of a sudden, and when his brain was still in chaos, the crimson color had already spread from his cheeks to his ears.
That night, Li Zhibai, who didn't know that Bai Xinyan and Yin Yan had caused a wave of hatred for each other in front of each other, and his image had been slandered, approached Bai Xinyan very enthusiastically to chat.
White Fox: Xiaobai~
White Fox: Little Baibai~ Are you there~
White Fox: Little Baibai! Why do you keep ignoring me [angry]
Bai Xinyan, who slowly turned from the chat interface with Yin Yan, replied: Study.
For God's sake, he was really studying just now, but he only had time to talk to Li Zhibai after he finished his study and replied to Yin Yan first.
White Fox: ...Learn, learn what? It can't be the homework assigned by Lao He, right
Bai Xinyan: Biodiversity
White Fox: ... Are you kidding me? What are you learning this for
Bai Xinyan: Teacher's new paper, I must read it.
White Fox:? what is this teacher...
Bai Xinyan: Biology teacher
White Fox: ... That's fine, pretend I didn't ask. By the way, just use your real name as your nickname
Bai Xinyan: Isn't this very clear
Yin Yan also used the name directly. What's wrong with him being the same as Yin Yan? Bai Xinyan thought silently.
White Fox: It’s too rigid. It’s the same as middle-aged and elderly people who don’t know how to surf the Internet. Let’s change it.
Bai Xinyan: No change
White Fox: Just replace it with your original form as a nickname, like me
Bai Xinyan: No change
White Fox: ... I don’t know good people o(￣ヘ￣o#)
White Fox: Forget it, forget it, have you finished your studies now? What are you going to do? If you have time, let's chat. I'm making face masks and hair masks, do you have any recommendations
Bai Xinyan: ... You don't need to use these things as a monster, right
White Fox: Who said that! Even if compared with Benhu's natural beauty, these human care products are only so effective, they can't be let go! Even if it is 0.0001, it is very important in a high-level competition, you know. It is precisely because you all have this kind of mentality, only I am serious about improving the zero point zero zero one, and when the quantitative change leads to a qualitative change, maybe I will surpass your Mr. Yin, do you know
Bai Xinyan: ...Although you are very persistent, it is impossible for you to surpass Mr. Yin.
White Fox: ╭(╯^╰)╮When I surpass the day, you will know how powerful you are
Bai Xinyan: In fact, you can also practice acting while skincare.
Thinking of the heartbroken He Wenhong, Bai Xinyan suggested to Li Zhibai sympathetically.
White Fox: ... No way, then my mask will be destroyed in one fell swoop o(╯□╰)o
Bai Xinyan: In addition to making facial masks, you can practice many times, and you can also read classic fragment analysis when making facial masks.
White Fox: I know you are a good student... so you really don't have brushing knowledge to pass on to me? Or let's play games, don't mention learning, thank you...
Bai Xinyan: ... I really don't understand bristles.
White Fox: Then let's play games, don't study all day, study is so boring. Humans have invented so many fun things, you have to torture yourself with the ugliest one
Bai Xinyan... Bai Xinyan was really moved. The main reason is that he has never played any human games before, only playing monster version of hide-and-seek (find a group of monsters that have turned into ants or mosquitoes to hide in the whole mountain), lifting high (bungee jumping at a height of 10,000 meters or directly in the sky) fly around) or something. After going down the mountain, I know that human beings have more and more entertainment activities, but I never thought of trying it. Now that Li Zhibai mentioned it, Bai Xinyan became a little interested. To be honest, he has always been very interested in human life, and this part of the reason for his liking for acting is also part of the reason. After all, he grew up in a closed environment when he was a child.
Li Zhibai was a little surprised that Bai Xinyan would agree, but in order to prevent him from regretting it, Li Zhibai quickly instructed him to download a popular game on his mobile phone, pulled him to form a team, and turned on the team voice in the game.
"Let me tell you, this game is super popular right now, and some of the popular anchors might be making as much money as I do. But I'm pretty good at it, so I'll take you with it." Li Zhibai boasted , and then explained the rules of the game to Bai Xinyan.
"So it is to occupy points, kill the enemy, and then the one with the highest score wins after the time is up?" Bai Xinyan said after listening, "Then what is the difference between so many characters? How to use defense, assault, and support? And those skills Explain, what do cooldown, release control, and AOE mean?"
"...Xiaobai, are you really a pure playboy?" Li Zhibai wailed, and then said after a while: "Forget it, this round is open, let's fight first, and then you will fight again later." Speed it up. Just follow me, whichever skill is on, press that."
Bai Xinyan, who is very self-aware as a novice, let out an obedient "Oh" upon hearing this.
"It's okay, this is the Fish Pond Bureau, let the boss take you flying." Li Zhibai said confidently.
After five minutes...
"Uh... this hand is not very lucky, the opponent is a bit strong, the next hand will definitely win, Xiaobai, believe it or not!"
five minutes later...
"Pig teammate! I almost won and ran to give the opponent a head! Xiaobai, this is a strange pig teammate, I promise to take you flying!"
five more minutes...
"No... What about the fish pond game that was agreed upon? How can someone with such a low rank have a master on the opposite side! I don't believe it. Could it be that I can't win today?"
…
"That... Xiaobai..." After the sixth five minutes, Li Zhibai, who was so passionate the whole time, finally couldn't help asking Bai Xinyan: "Do you have a buff that makes you lose in the game caused by the aura of a master? Why don't we try to form a team first?"
Bai Xinyan said "oh" honestly again.
five minutes later.
"Sure enough, I won! Let's just say that the level of this master is still very good! Xiaobai, you really have debuffs on you!"
"What does debuff mean?" Bai Xinyan, who has not had the opportunity to go to Qiandu yet, did not understand what debuff is, and asked calmly.
Li Zhibai, who refused to admit that he was actually a rookie, was still throwing the blame like crazy just now, and couldn't help but feel embarrassed when he heard the words. Bai Xinyan didn't know anything and didn't know anything. He was dragged to play games, but in the end he lost everything, and he wanted to blame others. It still felt a little unkind.
"Ahem, let me just say it casually, it shouldn't be that mysterious." Li Zhibai quickly changed his breath and said, "It's okay, let's continue the team, this time we will definitely win!"
Bai Xinyan continued to obey the arrangement, although he wanted Li Zhibai to let him study the rules first...
After the two formed a few rounds—
"...the game is nothing fun, I'd better go learn it!" Li Zhibai went offline silently.
Bai Xin said: "..."