Long Fei turned around slowly, facing Hao Ning and the others, his sad face instantly turned into a big laugh: "Ahahahaha, ahahaha, I'm finally free! I don't have to listen to the buzzing in people's ears anymore, and I don't have to worry about it every day. Hand me the wrench!"
"Uh..." Zhou Yuan stared blankly at Long Fei's rapid emotional changes, and asked Hao Ning in astonishment, "Is this guy crazy?"
"No, it's just letting go of yourself." Hao Ning sighed, this dragon is not easy, being caught by Guan Zizai, and being controlled by Zhang Quan, now "get lost", you can't be happy.
"That," Long Fei excitedly grabbed Liu Shuai's hand and shook it vigorously. The anger on Liu Shuai's face hadn't dissipated, but he was shaken by Long Fei, "Are you still recruiting? Are you still recruiting?" ?"
"Recruit, recruit? Recruit who?" Liu Shuai was a little dizzy from the words, and his whole body trembled with Long Fei's shaking, "Oh, don't shake, talk carefully!"
"Are you still recruiting programmers? Do you think I can do it?" Long Fei couldn't help being happy, and winked at Qi Li.
"What?" Before Liu Shuai spoke, Hao Ning and Zhou Yuan's eyes widened, "You know how to program?"
"Look down on people?" Long Fei was a little unhappy when he was questioned.
"Don't look down on people," Qi Li smiled at this time, "This Li Longfei, Ph.D. in nuclear physics from Qingbei University, isn't programming a piece of cake?"
"Damn!" Liu Shuai quickly pulled his hand back, and looked at Long Fei carefully, as if he had just met him for the first time. The black dragon didn't introduce himself at the time, did he go to college? However, considering that Zhang Chihang is an Ivy League turtle master, it is not surprising that Long Fei is a domestic doctor, but Qingbei University is also the best university in the country. Great skill.
Seeing Qi Li say this, Long Fei blushed and looked at Qi Li with a smile, "Low-key, low-key."
"You lied to the kid." Hao Ning rolled his eyes at Qi Li, "Why didn't you tell us before that you have such a high degree of education, and how many companies are rushing to get a Ph.D. in nuclear physics? Look at the one you carried us before It's a small broken car, a doctor can't drive that kind of car if he just finds a job... "
"This..." Long Fei lowered his head and rubbed his hands, "Knowledge is real, education is also true, but I use someone else's ID card..."
"What?" Liu Shuai and Hao Ning were stunned, and then suddenly realized, "That's right, I've never heard of issuing an ID card to the Dragon God..."
"That's right," Long Fei recalled with a frowning face again, "I have no identity, no education certificate, and I have a Ph. , lonely, helpless, really pitiful..." Said Long Feima, wiping tears. After wiping it for a long time, I found that I couldn't cry. While other people were not paying attention, I stretched out my finger, and a stream of water came out of my eyes, and my eyes were filled with tears immediately.
"I'm going to be the film king, I'm so envious of you with tears!" Hao Ning watched Long Fei cast a spell on the spot, without saying anything, but smiled unkindly in his heart, "If she wants you to be good at filming, she won't need a tear gas machine. Acting skills have at least improved by one Mount Everest."
"Stop, stop, stop!" Liu Shuai couldn't see Long Fei's pretentious bitterness, thinking about how Long Fei had helped him a lot before, so he asked, "What do you want?"
"Hey, God Zhang Quan doesn't want me anymore..." Long Fei continued to say bitterly.
They are all great actors! Hao Ning was overjoyed, and couldn't help but said along the way: "It's okay, I'll tell Xiao Hong to let you go back to Zhang Chihang's place, his place is very lively now." As he spoke, he began to imagine that Long Fei brought a group of models to worship That smoky "p".
"Ah? No need!" Long Fei was startled, and quickly waved his hands. He forgot to act in the scene, and flattered Liu Shuai, "Just need Master Liu to recruit me as an employee and pay me a salary."
"I'm going, I'm not a great god..." Liu Shuai, who was called a great god by a dragon god, thought about it carefully, frowned and said, "But without a degree and an ID card, even if I recruit you, the personnel department will not be able to pass."
"It's easy," Zhou Yuan smiled before leaving, "Isn't it a proof?" He took out a crumpled napkin with residue from wiping his mouth that he didn't know when, and the disgusted Hao Ning moved to the side Moved two steps.
Zhou Yuan completely ignored Hao Ning's contempt, and asked Long Fei with a smile: "Tell me, what education certificate do you want? Is it a Ph.D. in nuclear physics from Qingbei?"
"Huh? Don't, don't." Long Fei was stunned, and quickly waved his hands, "If you have too high a degree, you can't find a job. If you have completed your undergraduate degree, don't write a doctorate."
"No problem," Zhou Yuan said to himself, "Northwestern Polytechnical University's undergraduate degree in computer science is also in line with the position. You don't have an ID card yet, right? The date of birth must have not been fixed either. How about 1992?" As he spoke, he tore off the napkin and blew with a "poof", and immediately had an ID card and a graduation certificate in his hand.
"I'll go!" Hao Ning took it over and touched it carefully, then looked at Zhou Yuan with a surprised face: "Are you making a false certificate?"
"Issuing your sister's false certificate!" Zhou Yuan seemed to be insulted, and said solemnly, "Go to any department to check, if it is found to be false, I have the same surname as the first prime minister of the country!"
"So swearing?" Long Fei looked adoring.
"Don't listen to him," Hao Ning was annoyed, "The first prime minister of our country was named Zhou!"
"Hahaha, don't tell me if you see through it," Zhou Yuan said with a smile, "but this certificate is really no problem."
"No problem, shit," Hao Ning pushed the two certificates back to Zhou Yuan, "If you get a fake certificate, you won't be afraid of problems."
"Hey, I don't want to hear your words anymore. Long Fei took the "fake" academic certificate from Zhou Yuan, and said while reading it, "My professional knowledge is real, and I have been honestly from the school. And the defense is also the first place, even if the education certificate is fake, it is also a "false truth" - I saw a lot of people with real ID cards and real education in school, but they skipped classes every day and slept in the dormitory , Playing games all night in a bar for four years in exchange for a so-called authentic certificate, is this kind of "truth and fake" more useful? "
What Long Fei said made several people stop talking. They knew that the phenomena Long Fei said were not uncommon.
"What a 'false is true', 'true is false'," Zhou Yuan applauded and laughed, "Don't worry, there will be no problems with these two certificates, and don't look at what I do."
"What are you doing? False certificates?" Hao Ning raised his head, unwilling to delve into the question just now, and joked, "Which pole is your phone attached to?"
"Fuck you." Zhou Yuan laughed, and punched Hao Ning, "Do you understand hypocrisy? The fake certificate made by the gods of the first circle of Tangtang Internet has been spread all over the Internet since it was made. There will be no problem!"
"There is a problem!" Long Fei took the ID card, looked it over carefully, and frowned.
"Huh?" Zhou Yuan took it over and looked at it for a long time, "No problem? What's wrong with this material, this luster?"
"That," Long Fei rubbed his hands, and smiled embarrassedly with a blushing face, "It's not a good day, I just calculated the birthday you planned for me, it's a Virgo, can you..."
"I'll go, get out," Zhou Yuan blushed, handed his ID card to Long Fei, and strode forward, ignoring Long Fei any more.
"Hey, big brother, don't go so fast," Long Feitian chased after him with a flattering face, "Everyone is a god, so be flexible."
"You still know that you are a god, you are the traditional dragon god of China! Believe in such messy things from foreign countries... don't change it!"
A few people walked forward with heartless smiles, Hao Ning walked a step slower, but saw a trace of loneliness in Liu Shuai's eyes.
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"Parents' love for their children must be far-reaching." A figure appeared in the meeting room and said to Zhang Quan who was looking out of the window, "Brother Zhang Quan, you have worked hard."
"Are you here?" Zhang Quan didn't turn his head, but his face showed no trace of anger. He laughed after hearing the voice, "What pain can I go to?"
The figure gradually became clear, and it turned out to be Zhang Chihang: "You deliberately sounded out the tone of your son and others. Now they just want to be ordinary people, and they don't mean to seek secrets at all. You should rest assured."
"You...in my life, how can I have a son," Zhang Quan looked back at Zhang Chihang, and wanted to refute again, but he just shook his head and sighed, "Blessed are the real gods, peace is the blessing."
"Everyone chooses the cause, and each bears the effect. You don't have to bear anything for him. Besides—" Zhang Chihang looked at Zhang Quan, "Do you know what you are looking for, are you sure you insist?"
"Help me protect him." Zhang Quan didn't answer directly, "And Li Xiaohua."
"Didn't you have that black dragon?" Zhang Chihang was noncommittal, stretched out his hand, and a glass of water appeared in his hand, with a few emerald green bamboo leaves floating on it.
"His ability is limited." Zhang Quan shook his head, and after speaking, he strode out and disappeared.
"Whether you say it or not, I have to protect him, but..." Zhang Chihang put the water on the table, and his figure disappeared.
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