"He's still a handsome guy!" Long Fei was overjoyed, he couldn't see that Hao Ning who was next to him was about to faint, "Being a man is simple!"
"Wait!" Liu Shuai suddenly felt that Long Fei might have set him up, and asked hastily, "You haven't told me how much a sea lantern in your Dragon King Temple costs? If it's too expensive, I'll pay for it." Sorry!"
"Ah? That's it..." Long Fei was disappointed when he heard it, and said coyly, "This one may be a bit expensive, 5 cents a piece, at least ten pieces, starting from 50 cents, but it's enough for 100 pieces There will be a discount, if you think it is expensive, I can entrust the old monk with a dream and ask him to give you a cheaper price... "
"I'll go..." Liu Shuai laughed after hearing that, "Fifty cents? Ten sea lanterns from the Dragon King Temple? Do you know how much ten sea lanterns cost in other temples?"
"How much?" Long Fei was very nervous, "Sanmao?" After finishing speaking, he quickly said, "This is different, my temple is absolutely spiritual, how much rain do you want, wind and lightning, and if you want to have a baby , I take all these business, and you can choose to have a boy or a girl.” After finishing speaking, Long Fei thought for a while, “Well, but it may cost two yuan more to give birth to a girl, after all, boys are losing money now. .”
"Hahahaha," Hao Ning became more and more amused the more he heard it. If people knew that Long Fei could choose men and women for two yuan, who would go out of their way to ask the doctor, "Two yuan? Two yuan? Are you a two yuan shop? Are you If you can't buy it, you will suffer, if you can't buy it?"
"Hey," Long Fei lowered his head and smiled embarrassedly, "You can get a discount for how old you are..."
"Pfft—" Liu Shuai couldn't help laughing, "Oh, my good dragon, you deserve to starve to death, you don't know anything about the market. Just a temple outside, an ordinary lamp It’s close to a few cents, if you’re in Luojia Mountain—” At this point, Liu Shuai suddenly thought that the real Luojia Mountain was in Zhang Chihang’s office, so he changed his words, “That fake Luojia Mountain, a sea lamp is afraid It’s worth a few dollars, you pay 5 cents for a lamp here, I’m afraid it’s not even enough for lamp oil!”
"I heard that they use waste oil..." Long Fei blushed and muttered, "It's said to be so cheap."
"Oh, I'll go," Hao Ning laughed even harder, "Well, the five-cent gutter oil sea lamp is for you to make it rain? Are you afraid of being smoked to death?"
"Fifty cents!" Long Fei was embarrassed by the laughter, and corrected Hao Ning, "Ten lamps are offered! Less than fifty cents can only blow wind, and fifty cents is necessary for rain!"
"Hahaha," Hao Ning finished laughing, "You can only get rainwater for fifty cents, you are really fifty cents!"
"Yes, yes," Long Fei laughed when he heard the name, "I am Wumao Shuijun, this name is really good!" Then he frowned and said in a low voice, "It's not that I don't know that the price may be a bit low, But my temple, in that place, would be great if it wasn’t demolished. Up to now, there are still people willing to guard it. I’m already very satisfied. I don’t even know how many years I’ve been saving phaseless incense sticks before I have a spirit. Wisdom, so I cherish every person who comes to make a wish, and the incense they offer."
"En..." Liu Shuai suddenly felt that Long Feitian was really pitiful, and wondered how such a heartless dragon survived all these years, and then thought about how much he had been ridiculed since he was a child without a father. After receiving so many blank stares, it turns out that it is not easy to be a human being, nor is it easy to be a god. He sniffled his nose, not wanting to be seen by Long Fei, and deliberately joked, "You are working now, and a month's salary can provide a lot of sea lanterns. Woolen cloth."
"It's useless..." Long Fei scratched his head, "How can I give myself incense, I must be a mortal." Speaking of which, Long Fei became excited again, "When the time comes, remember some wishes, even if you have a child, the wind blows It doesn't matter if it rains."
"I don't even have a wife, I'm a dick boy, and I have woolen children," Liu Shuai smiled wryly, thinking to himself, but he still didn't say it, he just said, "Don't worry, I'll make sure you have enough sea lights."
"Hi!" Hao Ning didn't know what Liu Shuai was thinking, turned his eyes to Long Fei and said with a smile, "Either you said that you read so many books for nothing, don't you know how to think in reverse?"
"Reverse thinking?" Long Fei didn't understand what Hao Ning was talking about, looked at Liu Shuai, Liu Shuai was also a little confused.
"S City itself is close to the sea," Hao Ning said with a smile. He is from the north, so he naturally knows the difference between the north and the south. There are not two or three people in the rain."
"En..." Long Fei looked at Hao Ning, counted with his fingers, and said in a low voice embarrassedly, "Two last year, and now they are all supported by having children." After finishing speaking, a little light suddenly appeared on his face, "Listen now It is said that the country has opened up the second child... "
"Shut up," Hao Ning was overwhelmed by this high-intelligence fool, "The point I'm talking about is that in addition to being able to blow the wind and rain, of course you can also stop the wind and rain!"
"Of course, my ability is—" Long Fei was about to show off triumphantly, when he suddenly understood, "What do you mean?"
"How many times does city S get hit by typhoons every year?" Hao Ning was a little proud. "Every time it hits the major factories in the city, stores are closed, schools can't teach, pedestrians can't walk on the street, how many cars are blown down, how many trees are blown down? What happened?" There are countless losses. If you can have a business, avoid typhoons from landfall, and avoid excessive rain, then think about it, how many people must provide you with sea lanterns!"
"Really, yes, yes, yes, you can do it!" Long Fei opened his eyes wide and looked at Hao Ning, then at Li Shuai. Do the math, a sea lantern costs five cents, and the minimum offering is ten..."
"You're so stupid," Liu Shuai wished he could knock Long Fei on the head, and cursed with a smile, "You have made such a big 'contribution', and you still pay 5 cents for a sea lantern? At least five yuan!"
"Plop!" Long Fei was so frightened that he sat on the ground, patted his buttocks in pain and stood up, and asked tremblingly, "Five yuan, will no one come?"
"..." Liu Shuai was speechless for a moment. Thinking about Zhang Chihang's ignorant rescue of Mr. Wang's son at that time, he opened his mouth to a billion dollars. If no one comes, I will give you 1,000 sea lanterns every month!" After finishing speaking, he coughed and added, "The five-cent kind."
"Hahaha, no problem, no problem." Long Fei smiled until his eyes narrowed, and he could hardly see Liu Shuai. He held Liu Shuai's hand as if meeting the God of Wealth, "Handsome guy, you are so handsome!"
"Hey hey," Liu Shuai stroked his bald head, never felt that 50 yuan was so easy to use.
— To put it bluntly, ever since Hao Ning gave Long Fei this idea, every summer in City S will come every year in the next few years, and every time a big typhoon is forecast, these typhoons will pass by the side of City S magically, but Suffering from the neighboring cities, they are "accidentally transited" every year. This matter is very different, so I will not mention it.
"Yes, Liu Shuai?" Liu Shuai was enjoying Long Fei's worship when he suddenly heard someone calling him from behind. When he looked back, his face immediately turned red.
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