"Who is the broom star?" With a whoosh, a voice came over, the two of them took a closer look, Zhou Yuan stood beside them at some point, and asked with a smile. !
"I'll wipe!" Liu Shuai almost shouted, he covered his mouth and lowered his voice, seeing that no one was looking at this place, he continued, "I said Immortal Zhou, when did you show up?" What? Can I say hello in advance in the future?"
"Didn't there be a whoosh just now? Isn't that a greeting?" Zhou Yuan still sat down with a smile, looked at the illusion created by Long Fei around him, and nodded, "Don't blame me, I've been talking to you all day. Mr. Zhang Chihang, have you entered the world to learn Taoism—Long Fei, your illusion is good, but it can only prevent the outside from seeing our movement here, and cannot block the sound. If we speak louder, it will be easy for the outside to find out, or if there is a fight outside, the teapot The stool is flying over, it is still easy to accidentally injure us—”
Long Fei nodded, and was about to speak, when Zhou Yuan stretched out his hand, and suddenly a multicolored halo flashed out of this water-like illusion. This halo flashed three times in a row, and then disappeared, as if nothing had happened. .
Hao Ning looked at Zhou Yuan's naughty finger, but there was no reaction except for the change of the halo, and couldn't help but want to ask him what the hell he was doing with this move. At this time, a waiter came over. Hao Ning knew that although the waiter could not see the movements of the people in the illusion from the outside, but if he entered the illusion, he would see everything, so he sat upright and thought about how to deal with the waiter.
Unexpectedly, after the waiter came in, he didn't seem to notice anything unusual, and hurriedly said to several people with a smile: "Hi, if you think this place is noisy, we can change your seat—"
"Noisier?" Hao Ning thought for a while. The waiter was probably worried that the person who yelled just now would cause trouble to other customers, so he came to persuade him. When he was about to agree, he looked around and saw that several waiters had already asked other customers The customers whispered something, and some customers left without saying a word after listening.
"It's really a lot of experience because of the trouble," Hao Ning secretly smiled in his heart, thinking that this store is really not easy.
So he didn't want to embarrass the waiter, Hao Ning wanted to change to a corner, but before he could speak, the waiter seemed to be talking to himself, "Hey? How many of you want to pay? Okay, a plate of cold cucumber, 20 Yuan, okay, you go slowly... "
After the waiter finished speaking, he took a step back while maintaining a professional smile, looked at the air, smiled all the way to the door, then rolled his eyes, touched his chest and said, "Finally, I sent these grandchildren away. I ordered a plate of cucumbers, and I didn’t know what to say. If they were injured in a fight over there, we would have to pay for the medical bills. It’s a shame. I’ve never seen such a thick-skinned person. I don't know how long my face is, but I don't mind having a bald head!"
"I said you're sick—" Liu Shuai didn't realize what was going on, and only heard the last sentence, "A horse doesn't know how long his face is, and a man doesn't know how his head is bald." His face flushed with anger, and he slapped the table and stood up quickly, " I don’t just have a bald head. What does it have to do with you! You have the guts to say it again!”
Unexpectedly, the waiter didn't seem to hear what Liu Shuai said at all. After wiping the table, he took the garbage on the table and wanted to leave. Like a ghost, it passed through Liu Shuai's body and left with a plate!
"Damn it!" Hao Ning saw the waiter "go through" Liu Shuai's body, isn't this scene often played out in ghost movies on TV? Hastily touched Liu Shuai, but there was a real existence, and he suddenly looked puzzled, "Why, the waiter turned into a ghost?"
"That..." Long Fei is a dragon god after all, he realized it all at once, and watched Zhou Yuan swallow his saliva, "Great Immortal, did you cast a spell just now?"
"Haha, it's really useful to try the newly learned spell." Zhou Yuan clapped his hands and laughed happily, not afraid that people around would hear it.
Hao Ning looked outside the illusion at this moment, as if no one heard Zhou Yuan's voice at all, and began to believe that it was the result of Zhou Yuan's finger just now, and couldn't help asking: "Zhou Yuan, what the hell did you do just now?"
"What is a ghost?" Zhou Yuan was happy to be called a great god by Long Fei, but he couldn't hold back when Hao Ning asked him such a question, "Isn't this the extension of the talent of hypocrisy, goodness and beauty?"
"What kind of hypocrisy?" Long Fei didn't understand. It was because he didn't understand that he looked envious, "Sure enough, everyone has their own strengths."
"Long p, listen to his nonsense, he is short in everything except his height." Hao Ning didn't follow Zhou Yuan's tricks, staring at Zhou Yuan's face and said, "He just followed Zhang Chihang for a few days. Oh my god, you can't even talk like a godsend, don't pretend to be a ghost, talk like a human!"
"But I'm already a god now..." Zhou Yuan was yelled at by Haoning Zheyang, and said pitifully, "Also, I have other places that are also very long!"
"Damn it, you've become a showman!" Hao Ning couldn't help but laugh, he wanted to hit Zhou Yuan before he made a move, Zhou Yuan wanted to block it with a spell, but Hao Ning swung him lightly and didn't block it, his head was still Lightly hit the chestnut.
"Ouch!" Zhou Yuan covered his head and yelled, "Why is it useless to you? It seems that what Zhang Dashen said is true, let's not bother with you..."
"Let's talk nonsense, hurry up," Hao Ning laughed. When he touched Zhou Yuan just now, he felt a little weird. Very useful.
"Okay, okay," Zhou Yuan covered his head and didn't dare to show off, so he had to say honestly, "Now this illusion can not only allow people outside to see the illusion inside, but after they come in, they can also see the illusion inside." Touched, touched the false appearance of the people inside, and all the reactions of the people here are consistent with the reactions they think in their hearts. In other words, the "us" that the waiter saw is actually the "us" he thought of. ——" Zhou Yuan said to Hao Ning, "It's like what I said before, what I can show is the illusion that people think in their hearts. This kind of falsehood, when it reaches the extreme, is true. On the contrary, by then , true becomes false.”
"Fake becomes true, true becomes false?" Hao Ning thought about this sentence, thinking about the scene just now, and suddenly understood, "So what the waiter said just now was not for us, but for him Those few 'we' in the heart talk?"
"Yes," Zhou Yuan said with a smile, "and the ones he watched out of the restaurant just now are also the ones he thought of, the ones who obediently checked out and left. Otherwise, how dare he say in front of us, 'I don't know face long'?"
"My God..." Liu Shuai finally understood, touched his bald head and sighed, "This spell is simply..."
"Hahaha, you human beings are really hypocritical," Long Fei also understood, and said with a smile, "You dare not speak in person, only dare to curse behind your back."
"Uh..." Liu Shuai glared at Long Fei, and Long Fei immediately stopped talking. After thinking about it, he still felt strange, "Then why did the waiter pass through me just now? This doesn't exist in all blindfolding methods and invisibility. Unless the soul is out of the body, it is possible-"
"Could it be because the true and the false have changed?" Hao Ning also felt that there was a problem here, carefully thought about what Zhou Yuan said just now, and asked tentatively, "Because what you just said has reached the extreme, the false has become true, the true Became fake?"
"Hao Ning is still smart," Zhou Yuan gave a thumbs up, "In this illusion, since we have become real in their eyes, then of course our real existence has become fake, so we don't exist, and they can pass through What are we rare?"
"I'll go..." Liu Shuai rubbed his forehead, "I've never heard of such a spell, what's it called?"
"Nonsense," Zhou Yuan was a little proud, and arrogantly waved his hands in front of the waiter who passed through his body, "I haven't realized this spell for a long time, of course you haven't heard of it, as for the name, I don't know what it is called, It’s better to call it a false reality.”
"False reality?" Long Fei pondered, "Interesting, ordinary spells only dare to call it illusion, but you call this reality, interesting, interesting."
"Don't talk so much, you came to show this, not only to show off to us," Hao Ning interrupted Long Fei, looked at Zhou Yuan, "Besides, how did you appear, we didn't see you just now Come in through the door."
"You have so many questions." Zhou Yuan poured a cup of tea, took a sip, and said with a smile, "It's not Mr. Zhang who said that there might be a good show here today. Let me come and watch with you, but I can only watch Don't participate, I thought of this way. Besides, I really didn't come over here, I used escapism, this, what escaping? It's called "Quantun". Damn, my level of naming is almost at the same level as Haoning's. it's..."
"Guan Zizai? What is he going to do again?'" Hao Ning was too lazy to dislike Zhou Yuan and satirized himself. After thinking about it, he said in surprise, "Quan'dun? You don't go back and forth through the circle of friends on your mobile phone, do you?"
"Of course," Zhou Yuan curled his lips, "Please, I'm a circle god, of course I can travel freely through the circle of friends, but it seems to consume some mana." He counted with his fingers, "So it took so much incense , sin, sin." Lively a miser.
"Damn." Liu Shuai's eyes widened, "This is too exaggerated... Doesn't that mean that as long as someone installs WeChat, you can go to others at will..."
"Now is not the time to sigh, and I'm not a peeping tom," Zhou Yuan looked at Liu Shuai contemptuously, then looked at the hall and clapped his hands and laughed, shouting, "Oh! It's about to fight, it's about to fight!"
"This isn't a god, it's obviously a social unrest instigator who fears the world will not be chaotic!" Hao Ning and Liu Shuai looked at each other with wry smiles, and looked towards the hall.
The person who yelled just now had already stood up, glaring at the hallway leading to the kitchen, as if he was really waiting for the manager of this restaurant to come out. Speaking of which, the manager of this restaurant is really unlucky. The restaurant manager of other people’s family is mainly responsible for the service attitude of the waiters and the revenue of the restaurant. This one’s luck is good. He is mainly responsible for the peaceful handling of the entire restaurant when it becomes a Dharma Institute.
But today's situation seems to be a little different from usual. In the usual way, if there is a "troublemaker" who starts to slap the table and yell, other customers will basically either admit cowardly and bow their heads and stop talking, or rush to check out and leave. This is the case, no matter how heroic a person is, they immediately check out and leave when they see someone making trouble, which clearly demonstrates the fine tradition of "talking behind the back and pretending to be a grandson" in peacetime. But today it was completely different. After that person yelled, only a few people checked out and left. The rest of the people not only did not lower their heads to eat, but stared at this person with smiling expressions on their faces.
"Hey, I said Hao Ning," Liu Shuai looked at the other people watching the fun and looked at the big things, rubbed his eyes, and asked Hao Ning, "Do you think these people are smiling a little strangely?"
"Strange?" Hearing what Liu Shuai said, Hao Ning realized that his original attractiveness was all attracted by the troublemaker, and then looked at the smiles of other people, only to realize that he was really different from ordinary people, " This smile is not a smile that ordinary people have, I have almost never seen it with a deep meaning, if I guess correctly, this is not a smile that only mortals have!"
"Oh? Not in the mortal world?" Long Fei was drinking tea. Seeing Hao Ning's careful description, he put down his cup and hurriedly leaned over to ask, "What kind of profound method?"
"Hey, back, back, back, your 'ambergris' is about to splash on me!" Hao Ning stepped back disgustedly, then looked at the crowd, and smiled coldly, "If I'm not wrong, The smiles of these people are legends—an evil smile!"
"Pfft—" Liu Shuai just took a sip of water, and when he heard what Hao Ning said, he was so happy that he sprayed the water out again, this time it was sprayed directly in front of Zhou Yuan, Zhou Yuan didn't even look at it, the water arrived In front of Zhou Yuan, it turned into colorful fireworks, which flew behind Zhou Yuan and bloomed, making Zhou Yuan look like the kind of photo that would only be posted in the circle of friends. The skin has no pores at all, and the eyes that were already big enough have grown bigger After two laps, Long Fei beside him turned dark several degrees against the white skin.
"I'll go..." Knowing that Zhou Yuan's talent was playing tricks, Hao Ning couldn't help complaining, "You're enough, other gods have supernatural powers to subdue demons, but your supernatural powers are good for burning buns."
"Hey," Zhou Yuan scratched his head, withdrew his supernatural powers, and was still a normal Zhou Yuan, "What did you just say 'evil smile', what is that?"
"Haha, the gods in your circle are not very good. Although you are a new god of the Internet, your knowledge level is really out of touch with the times." Liu Shuai looked at Zhou Yuan. Sure enough, this buddy is good at supernatural powers, but he doesn't understand the world, so he laughed. He continued to explain, "Evil smile is nothing at all, but in many novels today, because the author's level is limited, I really don't know how to describe it, but when I really want to pretend to be x, I will say the character 'Evil smile', It is used too much, it is overused, and it is ridiculed by many people, no wonder Hao Ning would say that this is not a mortal smile at all, because it is the content of the novel author's nonsense!"
Speaking of this, Liu Shuai's face changed, he swallowed, and looked at Hao Ning: "If this kind of smile that only appears in novels appears on the face of ordinary people..."
"That means—" Hao Ning originally wanted to make a joke, but when he heard Liu Shuai say this, he couldn't help but look serious, "The souls of these people, like Qi Li, have probably been invaded by book spirits."
"Damn it!" Long Fei stared wide-eyed, looking at the people in the hall in disbelief, "Are you saying that there are so many people? There is something wrong with their souls? This is a big deal! How much effort will it take to do it! How is it possible? !"
"Zhou Yuan..." Hao Ning looked at Zhou Yuan, and said slowly, "Our Guan Zizai, what exactly do we want you to see?"
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