"Our Guan Zizai, what exactly do we want you to see?"
Zhou Yuan was taken aback when he heard Hao Ning say this, and opened his mouth. Before he could speak, he heard someone talking again in the hall. !
"I said, brother," I heard a voice that was not very loud, but very confident. Stripes of greasy hair, wearing a pair of 1000-degree high myopia glasses, stood up to the man's chest. This person seemed submissive, and when he was silent, he was a typical timid person. After he bravely called "Brother", he seemed to be a little more courageous, and he straightened his back and prepared to continue talking.
Zhou Yuan is just weird. Although he doesn't know how to look at people, the image of such a person is too obvious. Normally, this person would hide away when someone sneezes on the road, but today he dared to face him. The rioters in the hall began to speak. I only heard the man continue to say, "Brother, let's all have a good meal in the hall. Your yelling has disturbed everyone's interest. What are you doing?"
"Hmph! What are you!" The brawny man looked down at the "little man" in front of him, and sneered, "These hotel managers look down on people and only bully those who have no money. They were slapped in the face, Lao Tzu Bai - made a wish!"
"Making a wish?" Liu Shuai's ears were sharp. The last few words the man said seemed to be afraid of slipping up, so he lowered his voice very low, but Liu Shuai still heard it, "Could it be true?"
"Let's see!" Hao Ning said calmly, feeling more and more interesting.
"Hmph, hotel managers look down on people with dog eyes, how can you look down on people? There are people like you in today's society," the little man said loudly, "you bully people everywhere because of your physical strength, if you don't take your You were slapped in the face, and you thought that no one in this world could cure you!"
"Huh? This little guy has backbone!" Long Fei said and gave a thumbs up, "The positive energy of the society! With such a short stature, he dares to contradict the powerful!"
"Go, go, go," Hao Ning looked at Long Fei angrily, "Didn't you hear what he said, isn't his purpose also to slap his face, he's nothing like this tall guy..."
"You still have the face to slap others?" Before Hao Ning finished speaking, he stood up again, pointing at the little man with contempt on his face, "You are a bit short, average in height but think you have some skills , I’ve seen a lot of people who like to slap other people’s faces. In fact, I don’t have much skill. I want to slap others’ faces. In fact, people like you should be slapped! Talking, smiled and was about to speak, who knows that this person also pointed at the big man and said: "Shut up, you are not a good thing, if I beat you all in the face today, I wish you!" , The money spent is so wasted!"
"Shut up all of you! A bunch of local chickens and dogs!" The fourth person stood up with a proud face, "You guys who like to slap other people's faces are not good things. Standing on the commanding heights of morality, you are right. Others are pointing fingers, but in fact, everyone wants to beat others for fun! You just want to trample others under your feet, and be a hero yourself, a harem collector, thinking that I don’t know? Humph—” At this point, the person stopped After a while, he patted his chest triumphantly, "I want to be a harem collector, and I will be the one. I represent justice today, and I slap you in the face! I will trample you under my feet!"
"Oh my god, I have a headache!" Long Fei felt dizzy, covered his head and frowned, "What is this mess? Why do they all stand up and hit other people in the face?"
"Hmph," Hao Ning looked at the group of people and sneered, "You look chaotic, but it's not chaotic at all. Each of these people is probably a reader of certain novels. The characteristic of these novels is that the protagonist is The absolute heroes in it, on any occasion, pretend to be pigs and eat tigers, win countless face punches, rely on beauties, tens of billions are not considered rich, and stand at the peak relying on face punches again and again, but today they don't seem to be very good at it. Luckily, they all gathered here at once. Interesting, interesting, look—that strong one seems to be a soldier king, that one seems to have supernatural powers, that one probably got a grandma’s heirloom, and that one, that one seems to be... "
"Hahaha," Liu Shuai looked at Hao Ning's serious analysis, and couldn't help but smile and said, "Hao Ning, don't tell me, these people's dress and behavior seem to be alike, but the level of what everyone said just now It’s really average, it’s these few sentences back and forth, if it’s written as a novel, wouldn’t these dialogues be terrible?”
"Hey, don't you read ten pages at a glance?" Hao Ning looked at Liu Shuai and nodded in agreement, "Who still reads novels seriously? Didn't Mr. Lu Xun talk about it all? Two sentences: the era of being a stable slave and wanting to be a slave. The novels of these populations are probably two sentences: it is cool to beat many supporting roles in the face, and it is paler to continue to beat more supporting roles in the face. "
"Is it a face-slapping Russian matryoshka?" Zhou Yuan was a little dazed when he heard Hao Ning and Liu Shuai singing together, but he couldn't say a word. Just now, Liu Shuai laughed at him for being out of touch with the times, and secretly wanted to go back and make up for it. Make up lessons and read more face-slapping novels like this. But looking at the things in front of me, it was not only messy, but also too boring, and was about to tell the others to leave, when only one person yelled: "Look at my Five Meridians Excalibur!"
"Five Meridians Excalibur?!" Before Zhou Yuan could speak, Hao Ning called out, "Isn't it the Six Meridians Excalibur?"
Looking at that person again, he stretched out his finger, and a wave of invisible true energy flew out from his index finger. He was standing alone in front of his chest. After the move, the person shook, picked up a chopstick beside him, and moved his body obliquely backwards. In a fit of anger, he threw the chopsticks directly at the master of the "Five Meridians Excalibur" and shouted, "Xiao Li Fei Chopsticks!"
"Xiao Li Fei Chopsticks?" Liu Shuai murmured and repeated, "Isn't it Xiao Li Fei Dao, what a fake..."
Unexpectedly, although the name of this move is imitation, but the strength is not small, the chopsticks straightened the man's Adam's apple, and directly pierced the man's throat with a "poof", the man fell to the ground without even making a sound, and the blood flowed from him The wound on the neck flowed out, and it was soaked in red all at once.
"Ah!" The waiters next to them were browsing Moments with their mobile phones, while eating melon seeds and watching these people "go crazy" like watching a play. Throw it away, and even the hotel manager who was hiding on the phone with his girlfriend blew up, "Killed! Killed!"
"Oh my god, hurry up and call 110! 119! 120! 95599! 400-820-6655!" All of a sudden, the service staff was in a mess, saying everything.
"What's your name! You bastards!"—this was not said by one person, but by the group of people who were "slapping each other in the face" in unison. Looking at the person who fell to the ground, the group of people were cold With a sneer, it seemed as if an unimportant animal died, and continued to "slap each other in the face".
One of them picked up a green onion from nowhere, and when he chopped it, the person in front of him, including the table, was split in half. The whole thing was a realistic version of "splitting devils with hands"! The only difference is that although the complex of "tearing devils by hand" is naive, at least it is facing the enemy country, and this person is facing his own compatriots. After the chopping, before the person had time to stand on the table and sneer, his expression froze and he fell down.
"Ha, look at my ecstasy fingers!"
"Flick the nerves!"
"Mandarin Duck Watermelon Knife!"
"Ten slaps to subdue the dragon!"
"Snake Dog Wisdom Skill!"
Suddenly several people fell to the ground, this time some had broken arms, and some had their intestines torn out, bleeding all over the ground, and the rest of them were still fighting each other, but no one could do anything to them.
The group of people in Haoning were trembling with fear, and no one cared to complain about these "fake" martial arts names. Liu Shuai asked tremblingly: "This, this, this, this, isn't this crazy? What should I do about it?" Hurry up and find a way to stop them!" Looking at Long Fei after finishing speaking, Long Fei was too scared to speak: "Don't, don't look for me. I, a god, have never hurt anyone except for making wishes. This kind of scene This is the first time I've seen it.—This is your mortal business, I, I don't care."
"Fuck! You're going to share this with me at this time!" Liu Shuai cursed inwardly, then quickly looked at Zhou Yuan, Zhou Yuan was obviously also frightened by this scene, "Don't, I'm just a half-baked kid who just became a god for a long time God, besides martial arts, I don’t know how—”
It's a pity, what the old and new gods dare not do, but this group of people in front of them are doing it with joy, without blinking their eyes, and without stopping their hands and feet. Zhou Yuan, who lost his soul before, is even worse!
"Bah!" Liu Shuai spat, Zhou Yuan was so frightened that he forgot to cast a spell and avoided it, and quickly took out a tissue to wipe it off. Liu Shuai said angrily, "You don't know martial arts, you don't know martial arts, you don't know martial arts—"
Just after finishing speaking, a group of people looked at Hao Ning. After all, Hao Ning was someone who had fought several times before. Although the scenes in front of him were disgusting, there was still some clarity left to think about why these people were so crazy. After much deliberation, there was no clue, suddenly seeing three pairs of eyes staring at him, he was startled: "What are you guys doing?"
"Why?" Liu Shuai yelled, "It's like this outside, many people here have died, don't you care?"
"Take care? What do you take care of? How do you take care of it?" Hao Ning was stunned by Liu Shuai's yelling, and in order to save face, he retorted, "Don't you care about these nosy things? You made it so clear with Zhang Quan, didn't you Your friend, it's just a matter of strangers, you don't care at all?"
"Is it my army? Can it be the same? Can it be the same!" Liu Shuai was anxious. So many people died in front of you, how can you say nothing? Are you still human?"
"Am I human? Why don't you ask if the group of lunatics in front of you are human? - I don't mean to ignore the two of us arguing - but, how should we manage?" Hao Ning didn't want to care, but just looked at the front This scene is basically the same as when Honghai was subdued and poked thirty-six blood holes, but at that time I thought I was playing a game, and there was Guan Zizai behind it, unlike today, this is just before my eyes The truth, how can I not be afraid
"That, this, this." Liu Shuai rolled his eyes and wiped his face, "Don't you know the 'Beiming Magic Art'? Absorb their internal energy, keep them still, and then wait for the police to arrive." .”
"Crazy!" Hao Ning yelled, "I'm going out now and draining their internal energy, but they stopped. After a while, the police came, what should I do? Will I be beheaded as the biggest demon?"
"This is a new era, as far as I know," Long Fei said inappropriately, "the only option is to be shot..."
"Get out!" The three shouted loudly at the Erlong God in unison.
"This, don't worry about this." Zhou Yuan wiped off his cold sweat and said tremblingly, he could no longer pretend to be as calm as before, "I can let you win the real and the fake, so that you won't Appeared."
"Real and false seizing the house?" Hao Ning was stunned, "What kind of spell is that?"
"Well, it's too late to explain," Zhou Yuan eagerly reached out to grab one of the people outside. A green light shot out from Zhou Yuan's hand and connected to that person's head. The strange thing is that the others didn't seem to be at all. See this green light.
Zhou Yuan's other hand was about to touch Hao Ning. Hao Ning quickly stopped: "Stop!"
"What's the matter?" Seeing Hao Ning's change of mind, Zhou Yuan quickly asked, "You don't want to save the people from fire and water, to turn the tide, to be the pioneer of all ages, to live forever in history—"
"Oh, are you a moral bitch? If you want to be a moral bitch, you give it to me, why don't you pretend to be like a virgin and let others do the work!" Hao Ning cursed, stroking Zhou Yuan while talking Tianling Gai, "You have to allow me to get ready—use my supernatural powers!"
"Oh, you can borrow less from me!" Zhou Yuan called out winkingly.
After Hao Ning finished speaking, Zhou Yuan trembled all over. All the phones on the tables in the hall glowed extremely brightly. Within three seconds, the lights of the phones dimmed, and there was no response anymore. Unfortunately, there was endless fighting in the hall. Who cares about a little thing like a phone glowing
"Okay!" Hao Ning said with a smile.
"You're too greedy!" Zhou Yuan glared at Hao Ning and rubbed his forehead, without hesitation, he patted Hao Ning's head lightly. It became virtual, and flew into that person's body following the green light.
"I'm going?" Hao Ning had just entered this person's body, and understood why Zhou Yuan called this spell "true and false". Zhou Yuan used his so-called magic to send him into this person's body. Generally speaking—of course, this is generally what Hao Ning has seen from the novel—it is very difficult to win a normal person, because the soul of the opponent will directly resist. But Zhou Yuan's spell is very ingenious. As soon as he entered, that person's soul automatically shrank to the side, and it turned into Hao Ning himself controlling this person. This palm doesn't seem to be strong, but based on Hao Ning's description of kung fu, it actually has a lot of stamina. If I guess correctly, it should have something to do with "Kanglong Yougui".
Sure enough, the man yelled "Kanglong regret it!", and the palm hit his face!
Without even thinking about it, Hao Ning leaned back, walked sideways, and suddenly dodged the palm with a "Lingbo Weibu". With such a move, he hurriedly chased after Hao Ning. Seeing Hao Ning's change of move, the others were also stunned. After thinking about it carefully, they all shouted: "Why do you know the second set of kung fu?"
"En?" Hao Ning didn't understand, and asked, "What do you mean?"
When the man saw Hao Ning talking, he must have relaxed his qi, his feet were vain, and then he "smiled evilly" and slapped Hao Ning again, "seeing the dragon in the field".
Although Hao Ning was talking, his feet didn't stop at all. After walking sideways, he swiped his palm in the air, and suddenly his palm seemed to be on fire, and he slashed at the man in the air. Without any suspense, it was split into pieces by Hao Ning's true energy. Not only that, these pieces had not yet landed, and they actually caught fire in the air. It was like setting off fireworks for a while, which was a bit beautiful.
"Flame Knife!" The man exclaimed, "Can you know the three kung fu of Depressed Palm, Lingboweibu, and Flame Knife?"
As soon as this person said something, the others all looked at Hao Ning when they heard about it, they all stopped fighting each other, and turned to attack Hao Ning together!
All of a sudden, many classic martial arts all greeted Hao Ning.
"I'll go!" Liu Shuai was dumbfounded, and patted Zhou Yuan, "I said, Hao Ning is so awesome, he stopped the disputes as soon as he entered the arena, and wanted to calm everyone's anger by himself. In the past, he really was a hero who was a 'great man, for the country and the people'!"
"Awesome, who will go to hell if I don't go to hell?" Long Fei couldn't help admiring at this time, "Handsome guy, your colleague, I admire Xiaolong this time, and I can't usually see it. With such a fearless spirit, if you build a statue of him and build a temple for him, he must be the most intelligent and capable of becoming a Buddha right away!"
"You bastards!" Although Hao Ning was in this person's body, he heard the conversation of Liu Shuai and the others clearly, and secretly groaned, "Who wants to calm everyone down by himself? Anger? How the hell did I know that everyone would come and beat me as soon as I entered the arena?"
While escaping with "Lingbo Weibu", he cursed in his heart, and complained secretly: "Damn, this is not the way, so many people come all at once, how can you use Beiming magic!"
——Hao Ning's original plan was to quietly enter this person's body, first secretly absorbing one person's internal strength, then the second person, and the third person, this way of "entering the village quietly, don't shoot the gun" style of play, I can still handle it, but with so many people coming at once, I really don't have the confidence to absorb everyone's internal strength at once.
"What's this called?" Hao Ning couldn't tell because he was suffering. This was probably the worst time he used "Lingbo Weibu". Bright top!"
"Huh?" The six sects besieged Guangmingding? Hao Ning's heart flashed, the book records, when the six sects besieged Guangmingding, when Yang Xiao dealt with Wu Sanren and several other Mingjiao masters' joint attack, this is what he did, so he had to try it!
Thinking of this, Hao Ning smiled helplessly, lightly tapped his right foot, and flew straight up seventy or eighty feet—at this time, the ceiling of the restaurant had been lifted by these people, and the stars in the sky could be seen clearly.
"Ti Yunzong! Wudang's Ti Yunzong!" A few people who know the goods below shouted, "Why does he still know how to do it? How much kung fu does he know!"
"Hey, there are too many brother meetings," Hao Ning was happy, and went straight to the middle of this group of people.
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