"My God!" Although what the men in black said was reasonable, Long Fei still couldn't accept the fact that he heard them say it so bluntly, "So I'm very lucky to be able to survive ? Amitabha, Amitabha, gods bless, gods bless... ”
Seeing Long Fei clasping his hands together and muttering, Hao Ning couldn't help but stop him: "Can you have some dignity? Are you not a god? Protect yourself yourself? You really do it yourself..."
"So, the gods of this land were all destroyed by you?" Of course Nezha couldn't hear the conversation between Hao Ning and Long Fei, so he couldn't help asking, "The countless gods for thousands of years were all destroyed by you." of?".
"Don't, don't, don't, don't, we won't take this blame." The elder brother in black waved his hand quickly, "We have that kind of practice there! The god of the land of China has been almost destroyed by the emperors of the past. Ascending to the throne, it was decreed not to believe this, but to believe that. I don’t know how many times it has been changed in thousands of years? The god of creation changed from Nuwa to Pangu, and how many things happened here? Anyway, we can’t count Anyway. In short, the Mie Shen Sect of the land of Huaxia... Sigh, work is idle, and there is too little oil and water. Otherwise, how could our brothers be so pitiful? Even what came out of your book—what did he say he taught? "
"Explanation and teaching," said another man in black.
"Yes, Chanjiao, we are going to destroy the gods born from this non-existent sect, so we can earn a living!" said the elder brother in black, "There are not many people in this land. There have been new policies in recent years, and a level has been granted to the gods. The level of gods produced by ordinary small temples such as dragon gods is too low. If they are destroyed, they will not be exchanged for income. We are also miserable—”
"Levels...they even ranked the gods!" Long Fei shouted angrily, "I said I was so safe because my level was too low! I bullied the dragon too much! I fought with them!" He rolled up his sleeves Just about to go out, he looked at the yellow light on Nezha's body and hesitated for a while, then squinted at the others, all looked at himself with a sneer, so he said with a blushing face, "We will fight again later..."
"Long Fei, don't be depressed..." Hao Ning glanced at Long Fei with a strange expression. It turned out that Long Fei was not destroyed because he was too low to be seen by others. After thinking for a long time, he said something to comfort him, "Water Conservancy If everything is not contested, then the world will not be able to compete with it, low-level has the benefits of low-level, our safety is the first."
"This! Despicable and shameless—" Nezha couldn't refute for a while, then thought about it, and sneered, "Since you are also under Mr. Fei, then even if you kill me, Mr. Fei probably won't reward you!"
"You don't have to worry about it. Mr. Fei is busy with everything, so he can't see such a low level," another man in black said, "I will restore you to incense later, and naturally there will be a channel for you to change your identity—after so many years, Although our brothers are average in skills, they have a lot of connections, these days, don’t you have connections, don’t worry about it, hehe.”
"It's shameless!" Hao Ning felt disgusted when he heard them say "I can't mix people with people". Finally, he made up his mind and said to Liu Shuai, "Liu Shuai, do you think we should—do you want to save Nezha?"
"I know what you mean, these people are too despicable! They don't even let go of their own colleagues! It's a moral depravity and a distortion of human nature!" Liu Shuai nodded and scolded angrily. After scolding, he frowned. , "But what can we do? When the other party makes a move, it's a rope that binds the fairy—" He said looking at Long Fei, "Do you know any spells, or any method that can untie the rope that binds the fairy?"
"Of course not!" Long Fei didn't even think about saying it, "I don't know about them, anyway, the one I bought didn't have any spells you mentioned."
"Then why—" Hao Ning couldn't help complaining, his eyes lit up just halfway through the vomiting, "That's right, there is a way!"
"What way?" Liu Shuai, Long Fei and Zhou Yuan immediately came over.
"Zhang Quan used it before," Hao Ning was a little excited, "Did you forget? It was used when dealing with Long Fei's fairy rope, Luobao money!"
"I'll go!" After hearing this, the three of them dispersed in contempt!
"Hey, what's the matter with you?" Hao Ning looked unhappy, "It's okay for Zhou Yuan and Long Fei to have no idea, Liu Shuai, don't you know how to make fake Luobao money? This is Zhang Quan's proud work, how could it not teach you?"
"Counterfeit Luobao money?" Long Fei immediately leaned over his ear, "Handsome, do you still have this ability?"
"Go!" Liu Shuai blushed and pushed Long Fei away, "Listen to his nonsense!"
"Hey, I'm not talking nonsense," Hao Ning argued, "What did Zhang Quan say at the time? The main material of Luobao money is made from the current money. I just have two coins here. Why don't you try it?"
As he said that, regardless of Zhou Yuan's and Long Fei's expressions of shock, he handed these two coins to Liu Shuai.
"Go! You sent the beggar!" Liu Shuai pushed away contemptuously, and said seriously, "I really don't know how to make weapons. I haven't learned much. Because—" Liu Shuai's eyes flashed , "It's okay to study theory in a dream, but refining tools requires more operations in reality, so there is no way to learn in a dream."
"Oh," Hao Ning understood, and didn't say any more, "So that's how it is."
"What can we do?" Zhou Yuan looked down at the coin in Hao Ning's hand, and after thinking about it, he tentatively said, "How about Hao Ning, like the Shanzhai Fengshen List when you saved me last time, you give the Shanzhai a treasure ?”
"Shanshanshan—Counterfeit God List?" Long Fei had never heard of these things, and Zhang Quan would not tell him about these things, and his eyes became straight when he heard Zhou Yuan say this, "You are too courageous to mess up cause and effect like this. , something that is difficult to tolerate in nature and geography—it is simply too exciting!" Long Fei said to Hao Ning with a shy face, "Brother Hao Ning, no, God Hao Ning, you are really too powerful, hurry up and copy me Look!"
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Liu Shuai wished he could kick this worthless Dragon God out.
"Bah!" Hao Ning didn't bother to care about this actor who used the lines of "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" and got nervous, staring at Zhou Yuan and said, "Don't mess around, let me tell you, it's not that easy. You, when you moved the power of the gods in "Fengshen Yanyi", almost my brother's life was destroyed in it! Yes!" Hao Ning pointed to Nezha outside the false reality, "I had a fight with this buddy ! At that time, he borrowed a whole lot of water from the East China Sea, a whole lot of water from the East China Sea! It covered the sky and covered the earth!"
"I'm a good boy!" After listening to Hao Ning's description, Long Fei looked at the bound Nezha outside with even more admiration, his eyes were full of stars, and these men in black and Nezha were still chattering I don't know what to say, but it doesn't matter anymore, Long Fei grabbed Hao Ning's hand and said, "God Hao Ning, please save him, I must learn such a powerful water spell!"
"Like your sister! Did you use magic weapons at that time?" Hao Ning secretly felt funny, and sighed again: Whose apprentice is he? Behind him is the real Taiyi, and he is the third prince of Chentangguan. He wants to have status. , You need a background to have a background, and a magic weapon to have a magic weapon. How can you, a poor dragon god like you, even have no interest in destroying you? Of course, it’s too hurtful to say this, Hao Ning still didn’t say it, just said, “But I’m now It is true that "Fengshen Yanyi" can no longer be changed. This book is too weird, and I don't know what happened.
"Then if it's just a film and television work made by Fengshen Yanyi, it's not a big problem, right? After all, these directors are now making up random things, and the film and television works they made have changed "Fengshen Yanyi" so much that even Xu Zhonglin doesn't know them, plus these actors Poor acting skills and lack of professionalism, should it have nothing to do with the original "Feng Shen Yan Yi"?" Zhou Yuan understood Hao Ning's question, and came up with this idea, "Now that there are so many remakes of the Feng Shen Bang, we As long as you find a bridge section with Luobao money in it, won’t it work?”
"Uh..." Hao Ning looked at Zhou Yuan, although he was telling the truth, but it was too sharp, "Zhou Yuan, are you not afraid that fans will trouble you if you speak the truth? Will anyone watch it? No one pays attention, and these videos are not popular, so I can’t borrow supernatural powers!”
Hao Ning's words are reasonable. The supernatural powers he can borrow are first of all people's attention. If there is not enough attention, even if he writes hype, he can't borrow supernatural powers. That's why he can only borrow Jinda until now. The martial arts of a few works such as Xia.
"Don't worry!" Zhou Yuan patted his chest and snapped his fingers confidently, "Although the work is bad, the actors are eye-catching, and there are still many people watching."
With Zhou Yuan snapping his fingers, many videos related to the Conferred Gods List appeared in the false reality, which looked like empty projections, but unfortunately there were too many, and I couldn’t find them all at once. Zhou Yuan frowned and said, “Look It’s time to force me to come up with a unique trick, read this great magic spell: Accelerate search—um~ miss you, miss you, miss me—heaven and earth, heaven and earth are dark and yellow, the universe is prehistoric, Penguin quick search!"
"I'll go, what kind of spell is this..." Long Fei exclaimed, "Shouldn't all the fighters in front of the battle line up—"
"Curse a p!" Liu Shuai smiled and watched the video in front of him play rapidly, and said with a smile, "Is this a super fast forward, okay? I said Zhou Yuan, don't you feel ashamed of you playing tricks in front of me, a programmer? "
"Nonsense, in addition to fast forward, there is also image recognition and semantic analysis of artificial intelligence, okay?" Zhou Yuan blushed, and just said something casually. There are one or two bridge sections with Luobao money, Zhou Yuan carefully sees which one is suitable.
"Hey, I said Zhou Yuan, something is wrong." Hao Ning looked at Zhou Yuan looking for it seriously, and couldn't help but doubt it, "I don't remember that there is such a detailed video in the circle of friends. God, where did you get these?"
"Well..." Zhou Yuan's expression suddenly became a little twitchy, "When I had nothing to do to practice that day, I accidentally passed through the server of Quanshen—"
"The server of the circle god?" The three asked at the same time.
"Okay, through the server of the circle of friends, I found the back door to enter the Penguin video server..." Zhou Yuan smiled bitterly. In front of these three people, he was really demolished.
"I'm going! You hacked into Penguin's internal system?" Liu Shuai's programmer's sensitivity immediately knew what Zhou Yuan was talking about, and he said in surprise, "You are hacking, you are guarding yourself!"
"Hacker, your sister, hacker," Zhou Yuan refused to admit it, his hands were still busy searching and checking, "I am an act of a circle of gods, can it be compared with ordinary hackers? What is the act of a god? A god's action is a wave One flower, one divine deed is a teardrop, the deed of the divine, the legend of the divine, leaving only—"
"Leave only God's elegance, God's legend, that's enough! You are singing while talking!" Hao Ning was amused by this circle god, and the lyrics Zhou Yuan said were from the first TV series "Fengshen Bang" It's hard for him, he can remember movies from decades ago, although it's weird, but when it's Nezha in "Fengshen Yanyi", it's quite appropriate, and it's not in vain for him When I was soulless, I was watching works like "Journey to the West".
"I found it!" Zhou Yuan didn't stop working while talking nonsense with Hao Ning, and found a suitable plot in a short time, "Well, Luo Bao's money is very obvious, Hao Ning depends on you!"
Said Zhou Yuan put his hand on Hao Ning's forehead, looked at Hao Ning with a face of reluctance and said, "Use my supernatural power."
"Hey? Zhou Yuan, your supernatural powers are a bit lacking. I feel like your legs are a little weak." Hao Ning smiled wickedly at Zhou Yuan, "Have you masturbated too much recently? Not enough supernatural powers?"
Zhou Yuan blushed quickly and said: "What nonsense! When I was with Zhang Chihang during the day today, I just used it too much!"
"Oh~ so it is!" Long Fei and Liu Shuai widened their eyes, "You two..."
"I'm going! It's not what you understand!" Zhou Yuan knew what Long Fei and Liu Shuai were thinking when he saw the eyes of Long Fei and Liu Shuai. Thinking of another aspect, I didn't bother to explain, I just urged Haoning, "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up!"
"Turn the stars!" Hao Ning was happy, holding the Luobao money in one hand, and falsely pressing the video clip that Zhou Yuan had found with the other. A flash of lightning flashed, the video clip began to vibrate violently, and the color of the entire clip began to change, as if Struggling desperately like pain, not long after, cracks began to appear between the entire video clips, and the cracks became bigger and bigger, and finally split into two videos, but only half the size of the original, and soon the two videos became bigger and bigger. Big, finally became the same size as the original video, one of the video passed along Hao Ning's hand, and entered the coin in the other hand, the coin trembled, emitting a strange red light, and then golden After the light, golden and red alternated three times, it turned into two ordinary coins. "
"I'll go, that's awesome, Hao Ning," Liu Shuai watched the whole process of how the video entered the coin just now, and praised, "You are so good at it, you have split the whole video into mitosis! You are like a gifted child of the video world Avalokitesvara!"
"Mitosis, your sister!" Hao Ning was in a cold sweat when he heard that. Mitosis is a method for the reproduction of lower biological cells. It is a simple way to change one into two, and two into four. The process just now can be associated with mitosis, but when you think about it carefully, it is indeed a bit similar, so I don’t intend to say anything more, and continue to ask, "Then what should we do now, who throws out this treasure money, how can we save it?" Nezha?"
"Of course this is—" Long Fei said halfway, looking at the man in black, and suddenly screamed, "Fuck, what is this thing in their hands?"
Mu Yu's words: Explanation of the God of Creation said by the man in black: There is a saying that in the myths and legends of China, the earliest God of Creation was Nuwa, and later changed to Pangu. change.
Hao Ning joked about Long Fei's sentence: "Water benefits all things without fighting, and the world cannot compete with it." In fact, it intercepted two sentences in the "Tao Te Ching": Goodness is like water, water benefits all things without fighting; the husband only does not fight, so the world cannot can compete with it. This mainly reflects the characteristics of Hao Ning who is good at putting together to make fun of Long Fei.
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