At this time, a huge wave hit, the wave was very strange, Hao Ning looked carefully, the wave seemed to turn into transparent balls the size of a car, some of these balls did not approach Hao Ning, and disappeared into waves Until there was a transparent ball that hit Hao Ning directly. Seeing that it was about to hit, Hao Ning wanted to hide but couldn't dodge, so he quickly stretched out his hand to block it. Who knew that the ball didn't hurt at all after hitting it, and Hao Ning was not hit. Instead, Hao Ning was wrapped up like a drop of water. Pinshu.com (.. )
Although it is a drop of water, Hao Ning can not only breathe in this wrapped ball, but also feel very comfortable, and fell asleep in a daze. After that, like a blister bursting, all of the water splashed all over his body, sticking to his face wetly. The water polo seemed to have a strange smell, a little fragrant but more of a garlic smell.
Hao Ning smelled it carefully, not only the smell of garlic... It seems to have a little bit of saliva...
Hao Ning kept muttering in his heart, and suddenly realized, damn, this smells like the saliva of someone who ate garlic! Quickly opened his eyes, Long Fei's face and big eyes were less than a punch away from him, and there was still some saliva in his mouth. Hao Ning wiped his face, it was indeed wet, and he didn't think about it for a while. Understand, sat up in a daze.
Seeing Hao Ning woke up, Long Fei looked back at Liu Shuai with a proud expression on his face: "I'm not wrong, I said earlier that the physique gods of our Dragon Clan, even if we urinate, only Ganoderma lucidum grows, not to mention me Spray water with ambergris?"
"Bragging you," Liu Shuai looked contemptuous, "I didn't see ganoderma growing in our company's toilets? Could it be that you are a pirate dragon?"
"Of course it's the original version!" Long Fei blushed, "The reason why our toilet is not long is probably because it was diluted by the flushed water, and the effect is not obvious..."
"Nonsense, if you don't dilute it, it will stink to death!" Liu Shuai felt a little disgusted and didn't want to continue this topic.
"But after I squirt this, Hao Ning really woke up!" Long Fei was still relentless.
"Fuck! Long Fei, why are you so disgusting! This is your saliva!" Hao Ning was still a little confused at first, but immediately stood up after hearing the conversation between the two, and scratched the "liquid" on his face as he said, Rubbing Long Fei's body disgustedly, "Ah—I'll give it all, I'll give it all to you, I'll give it all to you!"
"Don't, don't get on me, it's dirty!" Long Fei shouted while hiding, "Don't wipe the liquid from your hands on me!"
"You still think your own things are dirty," said Hao Ning, but Long Fei was so disgusted, "Is this mine? You sprayed it on my face! Why don't you talk about it like this? Sanitation, open your mouth, and swallow it for me!"
Chasing Long Fei while cursing, Long Fei kept running in the living room, after chasing him twice, Hao Ning suddenly stopped, this seems to be his home? When did you go home
"I said you guys, you can do whatever you want, but can you keep your voice down? Be low-key?" The bedroom door opened, Zhou Yuan blushed and showed his head, his eyes were blurred, "Long Fei, you sprayed Hao Ning!" Face, can you not make your voice so loud?"
"What are you talking about... Zhou Yuan, what are you talking about?" This is the first time Hao Ning heard Zhou Yuan say this word. In his own impression, Zhou Yuan would never say such nonsense, and he didn't realize it all at once , "What were you talking about just now? Are you gay?"
"This kind of thing is nothing, I can understand it," Zhou Yuan was still blushing, but still wanted to keep calm, "But you are doing this in front of Liu Shuai, Liu Shuai, you will not avoid it?"
"What's all this mess?" Liu Shuai was also stunned, for a moment he didn't know why Zhou Yuan said this, "Are you sleepy? What nonsense?"
"Why did I sleep stupidly?" Zhou Yuan opened the door, walked into the living room with his mobile phone, and pointed at Hao Ning and Long Fei shaking his head, "Didn't you just say that Long Fei's body fluid sprayed Hao Ning on your face? Ning you still want to wipe the bodily fluid that Long Fei sprayed on your face on Long Fei's body, Long Fei is unwilling, and thinks it's dirty... "
"Nonsense, what bodily fluids! Can that be considered bodily fluids?" Hao Ning knew that Zhou Yuan had misunderstood, and he could actually hear liquids as bodily fluids, so he quickly explained: "What nonsense are you talking about, that is Long Fei's mouth—"
"Speak back!" Zhou Yuan's eyes changed when he heard it, and he smiled confusedly, "You two really know how to play, or else, this person is easy to let go with Long, and Long Fei will give you a mouthful. How is it? No wonder you kept yelling just now~ I gave it to you, I gave it to you, I was so excited—look, the bodily fluid around Long Fei’s mouth hasn’t been wiped off yet, but Hao Ning—”Zhou Yuan carefully Glancing at the side of Long Fei's mouth, he covered his eyes again to show his noble appearance, "You've been a little indulgent lately, look at the bodily fluid you gave Long Fei's mouth, it's all transparent..."
Originally a normal sentence, Zhou Yuan learned all kinds of charms and was very tempting. If Liu Shuai didn't know what happened to them just now, just listening to Zhou Yuan's description, he would feel hot all over.
"Damn... You want to find something, don't you?" Long Fei and Hao Ning squinted at Zhou Yuan and looked at each other. The two of them rushed towards Zhou Yuan at the same time. Seeing Zhou Yuan's "poof", "Let you, a hooligan circle god, think about it all day long, full of adult movies!"
"It's not a small movie, it's Tanmei..." Zhou Yuan retorted while struggling, seeing Long Fei's "body fluid" rubbing his face, he quickly wiped it off with one hand, and after asking carefully, he shouted, "Oh no, how come Long Fei didn't like you?" The body fluid smells like garlic?—Ah, it's saliva! It's so disgusting, get out!"
"Nonsense, it was saliva! Letting you frame us, puff—" Hao Ning and Long Fei were so angry that their teeth were itching, and they both turned to Zhou Yuan with a "puff puff puff".
"Hey, it's almost over," Liu Shuai looked at the three people's quarrel, and he was neither sprayed nor affected, so he laughed and persuaded the fight, "No matter what, Hao Ning finally woke up. Let's get a good night's sleep, we have work tomorrow!"
"What do you mean? What do you mean I'm finally awake?" Hao Ning knew that Zhou Yuan was just joking, so he made a scene casually. Hearing what Liu Shuai said, he spared Zhou Yuan, but Qiu who was sprayed with garlic-flavored saliva just now couldn't No report, after kicking Long Fei, he went to the bathroom to wash his hands and face, and asked, "Do you think I won't wake up?"
"You don't know yet, do you?" Liu Shuai was about to answer, Long Fei rubbed his butt kicked by Hao Ning, leaned against the door of the bathroom and said, "After you show off those people and save Nezha, don't you?" Save time, after we carried you to your home, you still didn’t wake up, Zhou Yuan beat your chest hard a hundred times, the handsome guy slapped you dozens of times and you still didn’t wake up—”
"Slap in the face? Beat your chest?" Hao Ning quickly touched his face, and it was really painful. Then he rubbed his chest lightly, and almost fell to his knees without pain, and immediately shouted angrily: "Zhou Yuan, Shuai Liu!"
"Long Fei—what are you talking about!" Liu Shuai and Zhou Yuan quickly covered Long Fei's mouth, and smiled at Hao Ning, "Isn't this to save you, don't be angry, don't be angry—Long Fei! You give us Get to the point!"
"Okay, okay," Long Fei shrank his neck, "After Zhou Yuan hit you—ah, it hurts, Zhou Yuan, stop beating! I know I was wrong—Zhou Yuan, after saving you with his method, I found You didn't improve, you went to sleep in the bedroom, and then the handsome guy slapped you, and it didn't work after saving you—then I thought after the handsome guy, maybe my ambergris has a certain effect, but generally people use my ambergris to make The medicinal materials are diluted and then used to make soup. I don’t think there is time to boil it, so I took a few sips of water and sprayed it on your face to try... "
"Fuck!" After hearing this, Hao Ning hurriedly continued to wash his face, and while washing his face, he wanted to cry without tears. It was really unlucky tonight. He was beaten in the face and chest by these grandsons in a coma, and was sprayed with saliva. The most important thing is that they want to wake themselves up, and those who don't know think that they are revolutionary martyrs, and they came to the Zhazidong of Bai Mansion to experience the top ten tortures of the Republic of China.
"So you really spit on his face? No wonder the smell of garlic is so strong!" Zhou Yuan realized, "You ate all the garlic in the cucumber dish last night!"
"Otherwise?" Long Fei's neck stiffened, and he was confident, "What a waste, that plate of garlic costs at least a few cents! Who knows that plate of garlic—" Long Fei breathed out at Zhou Yuan while revising the poem.
"The spring breeze blows and gives birth again." Zhou Yuan stepped back after smelling the smell, and added this sentence. Long Fei himself was ordinary, but after being supplemented by Zhou Yuan, he even forgot what the next sentence of the original poem was.
"..." Hao Ning washed it several times, and finally the smell was very weak. He wiped his face and walked out of the bathroom. Seeing Hao Ning's gloomy face, Liu Shuai, Long Fei and Zhou Yuan hurriedly kept a certain distance away from Hao Ning. Ning looked at his watch, it was already 4 o'clock, and he sighed, thinking about how they stayed up all night to save himself, his heart was a little moved, and he didn't intend to pursue the matter of them beating themselves up in the name of saving themselves So, he asked directly, "Then Nezha was saved in the end? What happened afterwards?"
"You don't know?" Long Fei looked at Hao Ning with wide eyes.
"I..." Hao Ning hesitated. The dream just now was too unimaginable. In a dark place where he couldn't see his fingers, he could hear Yan talking to someone, but Yan ignored him. Not only Yan couldn't hear him, but even that person couldn't hear him. After thinking about it, he had no idea, so he said, "I don't know?"
"God Hao Ning! You are too powerful!" Long Fei bowed to him earnestly, "I wiped out those five people with one shot, and only these things are left!"
As Long Fei pointed at the dining table in the living room, Hao Ning realized that there was something on it. Looking carefully, a pair of gloves, a small yellow umbrella, and the Hunyuan Jindou, a small bottle, but there was nothing in the glass bottle. The soul was gone, and there was a ring and a small bag, etc., and then I remembered that these were the things in the hands of the men in black and Adoah Kong.
"How did these things get into our hands?" Hao Ning couldn't help asking, as if he had no memory of what happened afterwards.
"Isn't this the equipment you dropped from killing monsters?" Long Fei said with a smile.
"Bah, don't talk nonsense," Liu Shuai heard Long Fei's description, how could he find it strange, "What did you kill the monster, where is the monster?"
"What's the matter? Isn't it right?" Long Fei was a little strange, "I see that you all have these equipments when you play games and kill monsters. Isn't it the one just now?"
"That's a game, how could it be possible in reality?" Liu Shuai scratched his head, it was wrong to think about it carefully, Hao Ning pointed out that those people hung up in an instant, and then they got these things, so he changed his words , "Although it is possible, this cannot be called fighting monsters..."
"What's that called?" Long Fei continued to ask. Yu Fei had been studying since he was a child and had never played video games. Naturally, Long Fei, a poor dragon god, would not buy any game consoles. He only watched other people playing them and didn't know about games. The specific difference between losing equipment and reality, "Didn't those people lose their equipment today?"
"This is called spoils." Liu Shuai rubbed his head, thought of a word, and sang, "No food, no clothes, the enemy sent it to us, no guns, no cannons, the enemy built it for us."
"Handsome guy, you are such a battle philosopher!" Long Fei heard Liu Shuai singing this song, so he naturally didn't know that this song had been created decades ago, "It makes sense, we don't have these artifacts today, Hao Ning stretched out Finger, don't we get it from the enemy?"
Although Long Fei's boast was extremely unreliable, Liu Shuai still happily accepted it.
Seeing the two people talking in a mess, Hao Ning understood at this time, and asked tremblingly, "You mean, I will kill those people?"
"Uh, so to speak," Liu Shuai thought for a while, and it should be like this, "Those people should have lost their bodies and souls, anyway, that's what Nezha told us."
"Nezha? Nezha was rescued? Oh, that's right," Hao Ning thought, "Since those people are dead, Nezha is naturally free, but why would Nezha talk to you? He shouldn't Run away immediately? What did he say? Wait! Those people died? That is to say—I killed someone, what should I do? Will the police find me? Am I going to escape? " Said Hao Ning Standing up, looking for it in a hurry, "My passport, where is my passport?"
"Uh, Hao Ning, you are too... When Lan Ruo was shot to death by you in the Dragon God Palace, I didn't see you like this..." Liu Shuai and the three looked at each other with some embarrassment, took Hao Ning's hand and said strangely , "There is good news, and a big good news for you, do you listen to that first?"
"I choose the bad news—huh? You don't play the cards according to the routine?" Hao Ning replied after being held back by three people, "Isn't it good news and bad news? Then I will listen to the great good news first. Bad news."
"The good news is that those people don't have any identities at all, and they were turned into ashes at that time! No one will find you. We have confirmed with Nezha several times." Before Liu Shuai spoke, Long Fei had already said come out.
Seeing Liu Shuai nodding his head in agreement, Long Fei continued to point to the small bag on the table and said with a smile, "Hao Ning, take a look, this small bag contains the ashes they turned into after you killed them, do you want to see it?"
"Fuck!" As soon as Long Fei said that, Liu Shuai, Zhou Yuan, and Hao Ning yelled, and immediately moved away from the table as much as possible. Liu Shuai's expression collapsed, "Long Fei! You are sick! Put the dead What are you doing with your ashes! I said no matter how hard I recalled just now, I couldn’t figure out where that small bag came from. It turned out that you used it to wrap the ashes! Throw it away quickly!”
"Oh." Long Fei was a little reluctant, and pointed at the little bag, which immediately disappeared.
"I won't be able to eat at this table in the future, the shadow is too big." Hao Ning wiped his sweat and continued to ask, "What is the other great news?"
"This..." After hearing this, Liu Shuai smothered his laughter and winked at Zhou Yuan. Zhou Yuan also smiled, and looked at Long Fei. Long Fei also walked forward with a smile, and was about to hold Haoning's hand. Hand, Hao Ning quickly stopped and said: "Definitely! Stand there and say yes!"
"Okay." Long Fei suppressed a smile, "The great news is that you are Patriarch Hongjun."
"What? Who do you say I am?" Hao Ning thought he didn't hear clearly, so he asked again.
"Ancestor Hongjun!" Long Fei couldn't help laughing after finishing speaking.
"Crazy—hahahahaha..." At five o'clock in the morning, in a resident of a certain community, a few men suddenly laughed strangely, and the laughter continued for 5 minutes. That night, babies from ten families were so frightened by the laughter that they wet the bed, almost becoming childhood shadows.
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