"Ancestor Hongjun..." Hao Ning laughed so hard that Liu Shuai and the others almost laughed too, and asked out of breath, "Long Fei, Liu Shuai, what did Nezha say?"
"Nonsense, this young man came to see us with a nervous face, but after seeing your face—" Liu Shuai touched his chest and sighed, "Kneel down and call you Hongjun Patriarch, we can't even pull you up! "
"Didn't you ask him why?" Hao Ning thought that this Nezha was also quite interesting, but there must be a reason for it, "Could it be that he has identified the wrong person? I think I, with a public face, might look like Hongjun Patriarch !"
After finishing speaking, Hao Ning couldn't help laughing. !
"I asked," Zhou Yuan nodded and said with a smile, "but after all the troubles last night, he still has lingering fears and refuses to tell us anything."
"You have a rich imagination, don't want it, and you don't feel ashamed when you look popular." Liu Shuai looked at Hao Ning and smiled, "Who ever painted a portrait of Hongjun's ancestor? Taoism doesn't recognize Hongjun at all." Is the existence of the god Patriarch okay? There is no temple of Patriarch Hongjun at all, how did the incense come here, without incense, how could this god be born?"
"Hey, you can't be so absolute," Hao Ning stopped laughing, and now he has gradually learned about the relationship between gods and beliefs, so he knows that the characters written by novelists like Patriarch Hongjun are unlikely to become gods. Is the incense not enough, but there are no absolutes in the world, so I still guessed, "Maybe people have a lot of belief in "Feng Shen Yan Yi", and the ancestor Hongjun has a high status in it, maybe I am really his reincarnation."
"Hahaha," Liu Shuai didn't give Hao Ning any face, "If you are the reincarnation of Hongjun Patriarch, then I am the founding Yuanling, no, I am the good fortune jade plate—eh? Is it the good fortune jade plate first? Or the founding Yuanling?"
Zhou Yuan was stunned when he heard this: "What is the fortune jade plate and the founding Yuanling?"
Hao Ning knows what Liu Shuai is talking about. The two mentioned by Liu Shuai are the new gods of the ancestors of Hongjun compiled by online novels in the past few decades. , I can definitely make up another one, anyway, I don’t expect him to be popular when I make up a god. Readers like myself can read it very well, but it’s hard for people like Zhou Yuan who hardly read novels to understand it at all.
"The good fortune jade plate, the creation of Yuanling," Hao Ning patiently explained, "is a character who is even more powerful than the ancestor Hongjun in theory. The universe, no, no, our countless universes have been destroyed."
"So powerful?" Zhou Yuan was surprised, "Where is the sacred? Why have I never heard of it?"
"Of course it's great!" Liu Shuai said with a smile, "It's just that he's great in theory, but in reality his incense is probably not as good as—" Liu Shuai took out the treasure coin just now, "it's not as good as the money accumulated by this coin." People have a lot of faith."
"Why?" Zhou Yuan was confused, "How could such a powerful god have no incense?"
"Because, he made it up, hahaha" Hao Ning couldn't help laughing, "And it was made up in the past few years. In terms of age, I was too late to make it up. After 2000! After so many years, no one has built temples, and there must not be many beliefs. How can I become a god?"
"Oh..." Zhou Yuan suddenly realized, "So you are entertaining me, how can such a fabricated thing become a god?"
"I don't agree with that." Liu Shuai looked at Zhou Yuan and stopped smiling. "Whether you become a god or not is not whether you made it up, but whether people believe it or not. If you believe it a lot, it becomes a belief. Of course there is the possibility of becoming a god."
"Okay, okay." Seeing that Zhou Yuan was about to argue with Liu Shuai, Hao Ning made a stop gesture, "Let's not argue about this, maybe after a few hundred years, people will believe it, and there really is a god who created Yuanling." born."
"Yes, let's seek common ground while reserving differences," Liu Shuai agreed, and then said to Hao Ning, "But Hongjun Patriarch—" After Hao Ning made a gesture to kick Liu Shuai's ass, Liu Shuai hid away happily, "Nezha said Yes, I'm going to visit us in two days—of course, the main thing is to visit you, the ancestor, and you'll show us off. What props do you want to buy, apples, bananas, rice, incense, wreaths, and couplets? you buy it."
"Roll, a dog can't spit out ivory," Hao Ning was a little proud when he heard the show, and when he heard Liu Shuai said that he would buy him a wreath, he knew that he had no good intentions when he made the elegiac couplet, "Liu Shuai, you It's gone bad, you are not the simple programmer I know."
"Liu Shuai is not bad, but I don't love you," Liu Shuai laughed, it seems that men who really have love will become different, "But seriously, if you think about it, we will also love you when Nezha comes." You can’t show your timidity, can you? At least we have gods to support us.” Liu Shuai looked at the dazed circle gods, and sighed at Long Fei, who couldn’t even pull his eyes away from those magic weapons like a money fanatic. There are two gods here, but judging from their looks, they are not at the same level as Nezha!
"Wait!... How does Nezha know where I am?" Hao Ning was a little suspicious, "It can't be—"
"Of course we told him where you work!" Liu Shuai laughed until he couldn't see his pupils. "In order to cooperate with him, we had to swear that the ancestor Hongjun was reincarnated, and his memory may be a little fuzzy. Please don't scared you."
"You—" Hao Ning thought of the messy arrangement of the desks in the company, "Oh my God, I am the ancestor of Hongjun! What about my Zixiao Palace? Is it the desk with Coke and potato chips? It's too messy Right! Where's my cloud bed? That 50 yuan swivel seat? You guys are sick! Are you trying to expose me?"
"Oh, I can't say that," Liu Shuai yawned, thinking he hadn't slept all night and was sleepy by this time, "There were so many weird things last night, don't we really understand? Zha seems to still have a crush on you, we just took this opportunity to find out what happened to Mr. Fei, if we can get Qili's soul back—” Liu Shuai looked at Zhou Yuan while speaking, “And that The soul cracking gate still has the souls of those vegetative people, if they can be exchanged..."
"If you can change it back, you think Xiaohui will be happier, right?" Hao Ning was very energetic for some reason. After hearing this, he finally knew what Liu Shuai was planning. No matter what, it doesn’t count as one thing, I don’t even know that the souls of those vegetative people have been replaced with animal souls, and something went wrong. I can't invite credit, maybe after you explain it, my little character who doesn't believe in gods or ghosts will still feel that you are nagging, and the little goodwill that brother finally helped you build in Xiaoxin's heart may disappear all of a sudden! Then don't say brother I didn't warn you..."
"Ah? Miscalculation!" Liu Shuai's complexion changed at this time, he slapped his thigh, and said angrily, "Why didn't I think of this, I just thought..." Speaking of this, Zhou Yuan secretly glanced at other people. With a drowsy face, he didn't listen to what he was saying at all. Long Fei looked at the several instruments on the table, but dared not move them when he wanted to. In this way, it’s not a bad thing to learn more about it…”
"Hehehe," Hao Ning looked pitifully at Liu Shuai's mournful face, and stopped talking to him, and just said, "Sleep." After finishing speaking, he went into the bedroom and heard Zhou Yuan's voice Yawning was too much, and he hurriedly followed Haoning into the bedroom.
Unexpectedly, Hao Ning was so angry that he beat his chest so hard that it still hurts, he glared at Zhou Yuan and said, "You little rascal with dirty thoughts, don't follow in."
"Where am I thinking so dirty, that's my new discovery of Tanmei novels..." Zhou Yuan was dissatisfied, but he didn't dare to go any further.
"What about me?" After tonight's incident, Long Fei mistakenly thought that Hao Ning might be the one with the strongest "magic power" here, thinking about how to get close, "Can I come in?"
"You—" Hao Ning was thinking that a dragon would be fine, but looking at Zhou Yuan's expression of "I understand", he quickly said, "No, I don't like people with a strong smell of garlic—not even dragons!"
"Oh, then I'd better go back to my temple." Long Fei also grimaced and snapped his fingers. There was a sound of water running from the bathroom, and then he disappeared with a plop.
"It's better to be the dragon god, the water escape is really fast," Hao Ning sighed with a smile, suddenly felt that something was wrong, hurriedly went to the toilet to take a look, and suddenly Liu Shuai's face was ugly, "Damn! Fuck! Fuck!"
"What's wrong with you?" Liu Shuai was immersed in the sadness of regretting his miscalculation because of Hao Ning's careful analysis. Seeing Hao Ning's face was so ugly, he couldn't help but feel a little happy. A kind of inexplicable revenge came to his heart, and he asked pretending to care, " What's the matter? What happened?"
"Long Fei's water escape came from the water in my toilet drain!" Hao Ning looked at Liu Shuai and said nervously.
"Then what's the matter?" Liu Shuai didn't understand for a while, "The waterway of the toilet sewer is unblocked, besides, how does he get there, it's none of your business?"
"Did you forget?" Hao Ning felt a chill, and couldn't help shaking. He quickly took off his clothes and went into the bathroom, turned on the shower and prepared to take a bath. Before closing the door, he stuck out his head and said the last sentence, "Long Fei once brought Let us escape through the water together! It was also the plop at that time!"
"Damn it—I want to take a shower!" Liu Shuai immediately figured it out, he had been "water escaped" from the toilet by Long Fei before! He quickly took off his clothes and knocked on the bathroom door, "Open the door quickly, I think my whole body stinks!"
"Get out—I'll wash it for two hours first!" The bathroom door was locked, and Liu Shuai's despairing voice came from inside.
"Hey... make a fuss, make a fuss!" Zhou Yuan didn't bother to deal with these two psychopaths, and drew a few strokes with his fingers against a bare wall. A door appeared on this wall. After opening, the furnishings inside It was almost exactly the same as Hao Ning’s bedroom, with all kinds of furniture. Zhou Yuan yawned and walked in. Before closing the door, he greeted the two troublesome mortals inside and outside the bathroom, “Go on, my god is going to sleep , late-no, good morning."
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