A few hours later, when Hao Ning and others showed up at the company with huge panda eyes rushing to the shift - in fact, they could not be late, but Zhou Yuan was really unwilling to take Liu Shuai and Hao Ning through the "circle escape". The company said that two mortals are too heavy and consume too much mana. .Liu Shuai and Hao Ning are not fuel-efficient lamps. With the mentality of "I'm late, you have to be late", Zhou Yuan was forced by Liu Shuai and Hao Ning to take a taxi to the company together, and was stuck in traffic, so he was late for more than half an hour. .
Fortunately, Zhou Yuan faced the company punch card machine, in order to prevent himself from being recorded, he actually "changed" the time of the clock card machine, Liu Shuai and Hao Ning also had no chance of being late, Zhou Yuan couldn't help but sigh, as a new generation God, mana is used for this kind of thing. Lian Haoning and Liu Shuai laughed and praised him for having such a good ability of "guarding and stealing".
After running out of "circle gods", Hao Ning and Liu Shuai naturally didn't bother to talk to Zhou Yuan and continued to be affectionate. Although the two looked sleepy and had two pairs of panda eyes, Zhou Yuan, who had the talent of "hypocrisy, goodness and beauty", was "peerless and magnificent". "'s debut, with its own halo, the beauty effect from Tianling Gaixiu to heels, came to the front desk, and was about to say hello to the little beauty Lele, but they couldn't find anyone. Hao Ning and Liu Shuai also found the front desk No one, I can't help but feel a little strange, Lele is quite professional as the front desk, and she rarely even goes to the toilet, and almost always goes to the front desk to find her. Thin.
"Is it off work today? Did I remember the date wrong? Or is it a holiday today?" Hao Ning said to himself, looking at his phone, "That's right. And the lights in the company are all on, so it's impossible not to work ah?"
"Hey, Hao Ning, take a look—" Zhou Yuan realized that no one appreciates his talent of "Show Bao". After going around in a circle, he pointed at Hao Ning and motioned him to look around, "What strange phenomenon did you find?" Already?"
"It's strange..." Hao Ning stood up and looked around, as if all male colleagues were around, "Why didn't I see a single girl? Today is Women's Day? Is it a holiday?"
"Crap, you!" Liu Shuai laughed, "Thinking about Women's Day before the New Year? Women are still young girls now. Let's wait until February 14 to be a woman!"
What Liu Shuai said was so obvious and cryptic that even Hao Ning had to say that Liu Shuai would also say this kind of "you understand" dirty jokes.
"Of course, you don't have any women in your heart now," Hao Ning said mercilessly, molesting Liu Shuai, "Your heart is full of girls, little~ hey, hey~ little, I am your Liu Shuai, I want to dedicate my life Essence blood, let you celebrate Women's Day after Valentine's Day—" Hao Ning imitated Liu Shuai's naive look as he said.
"Hey, handsome guy, you guys are really here-" Liu Shuai blushed with shame, and was about to stop Hao Ning from imitating himself, when Qi Li's voice came from beside him, Qi Li came back to see these people after making a cup of tea, I wanted to say hello that Liu Shuai came really early, but then I thought that I have been on duty for a long time now, and saying that they came early would sound like satirizing the leader? But the greeting has already been sent, so naturally it can't be taken back, so I had to change it to: "You all came together, you actually came together."
This greeting is really not level, Hao Ning smiled heartily, looking for something to talk about, did anyone praise you for coming here? But after all, he and Liu Shuai and Zhou Yuan did come together, Qi Li is not wrong to say so, so he nodded and smiled and did not speak again.
"Nonsense, we slept together last night," Liu Shuai was so sleepy, he yawned, thinking about how much effort he had spent last night in waking up the unconscious Hao Ning, he was almost late, and he carried Hao Ning all the way. , Hao Ning was very heavy, his back was sore, so he looked at Hao Ning complaining, "It's all his fault, I was tortured by him last night, I hardly slept, and now my waist is still sore!"
"Oh... the handsome guy is in great shape! How many times?" Qi Li looked at Hao Ning meaningfully, with an expression that I understood, "Hi sister-in-law, is the handsome guy okay with his job?"
"I'm going! What are you talking about!" Hao Ning misunderstood Liu Shuai's words when he heard that he was trying to save himself, but it turned into that kind of "tossing" in Qi Li's ears, thinking of Zhou Yuan last night. I misunderstood myself like that, and jumped up angrily, "There is no end! What's wrong with people now, what are you thinking all day long!"
"Don't blame him either," Zhou Yuan took it easy, and when he heard Liu Shuai's words, he knew he was about to suffer, but Qili misunderstood him, and said with a smile, "You said that Qili read so many novels all day long, and he didn't think about it. Pretending to be pretty, I'm too embarrassed to say hello to people."
"Do you have the face to criticize others?" Hao Ning gave Zhou Yuan no good face, "You said how good you were before and how serious the books you read were not "Journey to the West" but "Fengshen Yanyi", classic works, and tall , and connotation, tell me how come you started reading novels recently?—I said, don’t deny it, how do you know the word danmei? You’ve never said this kind of word before!”
"This..." Zhou Yuan blushed, he has been exposed to several novels recently, "Aren't I afraid that I will not have a common language with you? Keep up with the times—that, Qili, where are the girls from the company? Why are they gone? ?” As he spoke, he tossed his hair, and looked at Qi Li with a handsome face, with a face that had been edited.
"Look at the handsome guy." Qi Li obviously had no feelings for Zhou Yuan, and couldn't notice any difference in Zhou Yuan, "I heard that the finance department is interviewing a handsome guy, he is so handsome, and the girls in the whole company are making a sensation." , What are you talking about, Pan An, who is so beautiful, all went to see it, and a few men also went to see it... By the way, handsome guy, you have to keep an eye on sister-in-law Hao Ning."
"Look at your sister!" Liu Shuai gave Qi Li a shudder, "Be normal, you are about to have a sister-in-law," he said with a smile on his face, thinking about his little face, and then stared at Qi Li again, " But it's not Hao Ning!"
"Ah? That's right, don't rabbits eat grass by the side of their nests? You can understand it if you play casually," Qi Li nodded while covering his head. Liu Shuai was about to express his agreement, but he felt strange after hearing this sentence, Qi Li continued Said, "If it's not Hao Ning, which man is it?"
"How could a man tell you—ha bah—your sister, a man! I'm straight!" Liu Shuai wanted to cry but had no tears. He didn't have enough sleep last night, and he was talking nonsense. Can't make it clear, "Your sister-in-law is a woman, a woman! A woman with breasts and hair, who can give birth to a baby!"
Zhou Yuan frowned and smiled, feeling a little annoyed, peerless? Which handsome guy has such a high evaluation? Can you still attract all the girls in the company to watch? I have just mastered this talent recently, and I was about to use my fists to seduce the girls in the company, but who knew that someone was there first, and indignantly stood up quickly, and went to find the interview place.
Seeing that Liu Shuai was still teaching Qi Li not to think about those messy things, Hao Ning also advised Qi Li not to read online novels all day long, and said a few words to turn on the computer and prepare to deal with emails, at this time Zhou Yuan hurried ran over.
"Haoning! Come on," Zhou Yuan stretched out his hand towards Haoning before he came to him, "Yaoshou, it's over this time, it's him who came for the interview! Go and see!"
"Who is interviewing you so nervous?" Hao Ning was interrupted just halfway through an email, and was very unhappy to be answered, "Your father?"
"Get out!" Zhou Yuan clapped his hands angrily, and Hao Ning's cell phone kept beating non-stop. After five seconds, it ran out of power and shut down. Looking back, he saw Zhou Yuan and said viciously, "If you don't come, you won't be able to use it today." cell phone!"
"Okay, okay, brother, I'm afraid of you, you are a circle god, you are awesome," Hao Ning sighed, what did he think at the beginning, he actually made him a god, I knew that he used his magic power for public benefit , At that time, he should be... Thinking of this, Haoning still couldn't bear to think about it. In fact, if he did it again, he would save him without hesitation. Who would let him be his friend
"It's over, it's over," Zhou Yuan saw Hao Ning approaching, with an anxious expression on his face, "I'm over this time, I thought I could seduce a few in the company with my appearance—"
"Seduce?" Hao Ning looked at Zhou Yuan suspiciously.
"Attract, attract a few girls," Zhou Yuan quickly changed his words, stretched out his fingers and said, "Look, Liu Shuai, a little bald guy who has no mana, no talent, and no good looks, has found a girlfriend. How can I not be in heat? - Can I not worry about my own business?"
Zhou Yuan, who accidentally spoke the truth, didn't feel ashamed and panicked, but Hao Ning blushed for him
"So you broke the pot and started to study Danmei?" Hao Ning suddenly realized, no wonder Zhou Yuan blushed last night, and he still suspected what he and Long Fei were doing. With this hobby, he quickly said, "Plan to start with the same sex? Change your own destiny?"
"Oh, there is no way - bah, bah, bah, bah!" Zhou Yuan subconsciously agreed that Ma felt that something was wrong, and said "vomit after eating", and looked at Hao Ning contemptuously, "Can't we stay next to each other? I don't want to see Danmei, but I went to the stand to have a look, all of them are this kind of chapters, I want to read the kind of cool novels you mentioned, but I can't find them after searching for a long time."
"Then you probably entered the wrong station." Hao Ning looked at Zhou Yuan with a pitiful face, he probably went to Jinjiang, "If you want to see a slap in the face, go to Zongheng."
"Don't talk about these useless things," Zhou Yuan waved his hand, not wanting to talk about it, "Guess who is here for the interview!"
"Who, if you don't tell me, I won't guess!" Hao Ning hated Zhou Yuan the most, who wanted to say something but insisted on hiding it, so he simply didn't guess.
"Look for yourself!" Said that the two had already arrived at the interview place in the financial office, Zhou Yuan pushed Hao Ning and refused to leave.
I'll be good! Hao Ning has never seen such a spectacular formation!
If this person hadn't come for the interview, how could Hao Ning have thought that there are so many female creatures in the company, including Lele, female animals from all departments are lying on the glass outside the interview meeting room, including the administrative department which is already close A 50-year-old aunt, the wife of the uncle who cleans up, the eldest lady of the building who often comes to deliver invoices to the company, and a little female cat who often visits the company who doesn't know which company raises it! Although the glass has been pasted with a translucent film, it can't be seen clearly from the outside, only a narrow slit can be seen, but the enthusiasm of the dozens of people is not diminished at all, and they spontaneously formed a long line, taking turns. Looking in that small gap, looking at Lele, even pinched the watch next to him, and said from time to time, "Your fifteen seconds are up, change the next person."
are you crazy! Hao Ning has never seen such an organized and disciplined behavior of peeking at the interviewer, and he suddenly petrified there: Ladies and gentlemen, at least you have status and status, have received higher education, and are likely to enter and exit a society that is at least not indecent Man, can you be a little more reserved
At this time, the door opened and the interviewer came out, Hao Ning was stunned, isn't this interviewer Miss Wang from the design department? When is the finance department recruiting people, and the design department needs an interview? Does Miss Wang understand finances? He speculated on stocks by himself and speculated more than 200,000 yuan so that he couldn't even afford a facial mask. This kind of person went to interview prospective employees in the finance department? Does the boss of the company think that there is too much money in the company and wants to find someone to throw it from the roof for him? Give it to me too much, don't let this kind of person ruin it!
Just when Hao Ning was thinking wildly, she saw Sister Wang touching her heaving chest, walked out with a satisfied face, licked her lips after closing the door, and several other girls who were close to her immediately asked, "How is it?"
Sister Wang wiped her lips, Hao Ning could see clearly that it was saliva, she wiped it with saliva! After the interview, the interviewer wipes his saliva! Hao Ning suddenly felt a little dizzy, as if he had joined a fake company.
Zhou Yuan quickly supported him, and said with a sneer, "You can't take it anymore? Look at—"
Seeing that Sister Wang didn't speak, the others asked more urgently. Sister Wang touched her chest, calmed down and said, "Tender, too tender, teeth like shells, white teeth and bright eyes, red lips and white teeth. Niu, I wish I could become that little grass in front of him—"
"You are an old grass—" said a voice from nowhere. Sister Wang was still imagining beautifully at first, but after hearing it, she stared and searched for a long time but couldn't find it. Hao Ning guessed that it was probably Zhou Yuan's trick, and didn't bother to expose it.
Sister Wang didn't want to be as familiar with this inexplicable voice, and continued: "I wish I could become a little grass in front of Xiaonenniu, which has no fragrance of flowers, no height, and no one knows about it. He will hold it in his mouth and chew slowly. Go down and wander freely in his body..."
"Nimma, I can't do it anymore, let me vomit for a while, I can't take it anymore." Hao Ning was poetic and disgusted when he heard the usually steady and stable Wang Jie, and hurriedly made a gesture to leave, but was held back by Zhou Yuan.
"You're so good, and I feel the same!" Sister Li from the finance department was fighting all over and applauding excitedly, "The first time I saw him, I felt like I was back in my girlhood. He was the one in front of me." When I was in class, I could see him all over my eyes. When I was reading, every word in the book was his smile. When I was eating, every mouthful was him... "
You...Hao Ning has become numb: You can even buy soy sauce from your mobile phone for your children. Are you not ashamed to say these words
"Okay, Sister Li," Sister Wang seemed to have calmed down a lot, and continued, "You must keep this person. If your finance department doesn't want him, our design department will keep him. I just asked, and he said he He doesn’t know how to use photoshop, but he is also interested in design—how wonderful! He is interested in design, and it doesn’t matter if he doesn’t know how to use photoshop yet, I just happen to be able to teach him.” Sister Wang turned her eyebrows and stretched out her right hand coquettishly. , "teaching by hand."
"Good idea!" Sister Li glared at Sister Wang, "Sister, I'm going to make a decision! - Who else wants to interview him?"
"Me, me, me!" The others trembled excitedly, raising their hands desperately.
"No! There can only be one in each department!" Sister Li shouted softly, "It can't be more, otherwise people will be suspicious. It seems that all the departments have been interviewed, right? Then I have to let him go back."
It was only then that Hao Ning understood that the interview boy was so handsome that he caused a sensation in the whole company, so this big sister Li went along with the flow and asked a woman from every department in the company to interview him, saying yes The interview is actually to see the welfare of the handsome guy.
Sister Li knows how to be a human being. In the future, finance needs to deal with various departments of the company. Generally, everyone in the finance department does not pay much attention to it. Apart from superficial respect when paying wages, there is not much contact at other times. Now the salary is paid by punch card, so there is less communication with everyone. This time, such a person was recruited, and he became familiar with all departments in advance, so that the work will be carried out in the future. People's hearts, they make plans for themselves everywhere—Hao Ning can't help but feel good when he thinks of this, what happened to him recently? Why did I not think about this level of many things before, but now I can't help but think about it more, maybe it's because I have been exposed to more things during this period of time, alas, I don't know if it is good or bad.
"Who said that all the departments are finished? Isn't there still a product department that has no representatives?" Lele's voice came out from the crowd, and she walked out with her watch on her face, with a reluctant expression on her face.
"But there are no girls in the product?" Another voice said, "There are no girls as interviewers, so what's the point of interviewing?"
"So what? Just find someone in the product department, as long as you are a living person," Sister Wang said indifferently, "Did you forget? People in the product department can talk about it, and a big question is enough for them to talk about it." Let him chat inside for more than an hour, and we will be happy watching outside."
"It makes sense, it makes sense!" A group of girls turned around and found Hao Ning like a baby, "It's you!" Sister Wang found Hao Ning by her side when she turned around, and she smiled embarrassedly when she remembered what she said just now. Unexpectedly, Hao Ning didn't care what she said at all.
"Me! What's wrong with me?" Hao Ning had never seen such a situation before, and he quickly covered his chest in fright. After covering his chest, he felt that he was afraid of a fart, and no one would do anything to him. If he was afraid, it was the one inside The interviewer should be worried that there will be no leftovers left from being eaten by this group of people. After putting down his hands, he should ask, "Why?"
Sister Wang couldn't help but put a resume into Hao Ning's hands: "Give it to the sisters to go to the interview, and the interview will be longer." After speaking, she pushed Hao Ning into the interview meeting room, and faced Zhou Yuan who was next to Hao Ning. , as if he is a free-falling body, the air resistance can be ignored.
"Zhou Yuan, you haven't told me who he is..." Before Hao Ning finished speaking, he was pushed into the interview meeting room. Zhou Yuan also ignored him, and was sulking that he was not welcomed by girls in the company.
As soon as he entered the door, Hao Ning hurriedly grabbed the door and pushed it out, but he couldn't push it open no matter what. Don't think about it, the women outside have blocked the door desperately, so don't even think about going out if you don't stay inside for more than an hour. The woman became ruthless, but she was really afraid of herself. After a fight, Hao Ning was so nervous that he turned his back to the interviewer, straightened his clothes, wiped his face, hoping to wipe off his dark circles, and then turned around .
The interviewer didn't seem to be in a hurry either. He lowered his head and looked at his phone, as if he was watching a joke, and laughed aloud from time to time. Hao Ning was a little annoyed immediately. Where had he ever seen such an arrogant job seeker? The interviewer came in without saying hello. These old women couldn't control their brains when they saw young fresh meat, and those little girls also had no world experience at all. I haven't seen it before. Thinking of this, I feel a lot of anger in my heart: Well, since you guys asked me to come for the interview, then I will be the last interviewer, the last interviewer, and generally speaking, I have more right to speak, I'm sure Vote against it, and see if I don't mess up your little thoughts!
Thinking of this in my heart, I still straightened my expression, sat behind the stool, and said steadily: "Hello, I am your interviewer, please introduce yourself-why is it you?!"
After seeing the other person's face, Hao Ning couldn't help jumping up in shock, and the stool behind him fell down in response, no wonder Hao Ning was frightened, just because this person was someone that Hao Ning couldn't have thought of even if he killed him—Xiao Hong!
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