Is this woman Pixiu? When Hao Ning heard it, he suddenly realized that Pixiu is a symbol of wealth and auspicious beasts. For thousands of years, no matter rich or poor, they usually put such statues of gods and beasts. No wonder Xiaohong said that she manipulated these finances. Experience people's beliefs about finances, financial games such as changing numbers, of course it is very easy for Pixiu. .It's just that when she met Xiaohong, a good-natured boy who was so self-confident, she was naturally at a disadvantage.
"Ah, ah, ah—" the woman suddenly began to tremble, her clothes began to fall off, and her whole body seemed to be stretched with energy, the woman cried out in pain, "Master Xue, you actually hurt me, you actually hurt me!" Kill me! You even confuse me! You—”
As soon as the words fell, the woman's skin suddenly broke, and she turned into a monster the size of three or four elephants, with gray hair, dragon head, horse body, and Lin feet. The red body moved slightly, Huo Dun had already left, and Hao Ning even urged Ling Bo to run wildly with small steps. After running a long way, he remembered that Ah Zhe was by his side, and hurriedly went back to pull him, but found that Ah Zhe disappeared in a blink of an eye, and looked back. , Azhe, Xiaoye, Zhou Yuan and Liu Shuai were in a circle, and Liu Shuai cheerfully made an OK gesture to himself, and then he felt relieved.
After the two stood still, they looked into the arena. The monster had four legs on the ground, and each leg was as thick as Hao Ning's waist.
"My good boy!" Hao Ning wiped his sweat and tremblingly said, "What should I do with such a big monster!"
"What are you afraid of!" Xiaohong looked at the giant beast coldly, smiled slightly, and said with a hint of showing off, "Does she think she will become bigger?" As she spoke, she swayed, and a gust of heat rushed over. Ning narrowed his eyes, and saw that the little red next to him was getting bigger and bigger, and after a while it was about the same size as the monster. At this time, the suit on Xiaohong's body had long disappeared, and it was replaced by a red dress. Xiaohong stretched out against the wind, " "Bang bang" had two extra heads and four arms, and instantly turned into a three-headed and six-armed red boy. His appearance was the same as when he first saw Hao Ning in the fight, but he was a little more peaceful and domineering. This is really—
The thousand-year-old dharma body is now reappearing, and the heart has Bodhi to call for good wealth.
Abandon the holy baby and seek the right fruit, and the fire samadhi will be at ease.
"This looks good!" Hao Ning admired and ran away a few steps to avoid being stepped on, and then looked up. The red boy's dharma body was too high so he had to look up, and his neck hurt when he leaned up. After a moment, he possessed As if gagging, he said something extremely inappropriate: "Xiaohong, that—I can just see through your trousers from this angle, and I can see a lot of things..."
"Damn it!" Xiaohong blushed, and quickly bent down to lift Haoning up and put it on her shoulders. It's no wonder that Xiaohong, when fighting martial arts, everyone wants to get bigger and bigger. How could there be such a person as Haoning? A living treasure without mana standing at the foot—it is possible, such a man with no mana will be wiped out before the fight, how can he still look up alive? And looking down the leg of the trousers at the feet of the red boy
Hao Ning was also very depressed. The hair on his legs made him want to vomit now. He sat on Xiaohong's shoulder and said quietly to Xiaohong: "You should pay attention to personal hygiene when you have nothing to do. Shave the hair on your legs. Otherwise, it would be embarrassing like today."
"Y-I got it" Xiaohong lost her temper when Hao Ning said this. She didn't realize that she had become a god for so many years, and she encountered such an embarrassing thing today. Xiaohong made up her mind not to answer the topic of Hao Ning, "We still Let's fight the enemy together first..."
Unexpectedly, the monster didn't charge towards Xiao Hong at all, but turned around and stomped on half of Miracle Doctor Xue's corpse fiercely. It seemed that the Pixiu already knew that Miracle Xue was the culprit, and wanted to step on the corpse to vent his anger.
"Hahaha, hahaha," the half of the corpse suddenly flew into the air, and there was a shrill voice from the corpse, which was neither male nor female, and it sounded like a baby. ?”
The laughter made Hao Ning and Xiaohong's hair stand on end. Looking at the corpse again, the head turned around the neck and did not stop, and then turned several times. How could the corpse turn so many times
"Nimma, is Miracle Doctor Xue a genus of owl?" Liu Shuai's eyes widened, and Xiaoye, who was next to him, had already fainted from fright.
"Why do you say that?" Zhou Yuan watched with relish, and even conjured up a bag of melon seeds and started to chew, "Why is it an owl?"
Liu Shuai's biological knowledge is useful: "Only an owl's neck can turn 270 degrees in such a full direction, which is almost a circle!"
"But he has turned around several times. How can an owl turn around so many times?" Azhe was so courageous that Xiaoye was so courageous that he actually asked such a stupid question while holding Xiaoye.
"Uh..." Liu Shuai was stopped by A Zhe, and he insisted, "It doesn't belong to one owl, but seven or eight owls, is that okay?—Okay, stop talking, and watch!"
The corpse of Divine Doctor Xue, which belonged to several owls, trembled in the air, and after turning his head around a few times, he fell to the ground. Gululu suddenly rolled far away, and rolled right in front of Liu Shuai and the others.
"Pfft—" Zhou Yuan was so frightened that he threw away all the melon seeds in his hand, and sprayed out a mouthful of melon seed skin, which just hit the head. When Azhe saw the head of Miracle Doctor Xue in front of him, he immediately hugged Xiaoye together fainted.
"Looks like a big and three rough!" Liu Shuai turned his head to look, and cursed, "So it's a useless show!"
"Liu Liuliu, Liu Shuai—" Zhou Yuan was so frightened that he couldn't speak anymore, "You are the real man in my heart, true man, are you not afraid of this?"
"What are you afraid of?" Liu Shuai said with a smile, showing off proudly, "I took an anatomy class back then, and in the dissecting room in the middle of the night, I fought with some boys with the ribs of corpses, or pointed at the corpse's head. A few teeth, and guess what happened?"
Liu Shuai was spitting and jumping around excitedly, when his head suddenly opened his eyes, looked at Liu Shuai and asked, "What's the matter? Who won?"
"Ah! Damn!" Both Liu Shuai and Zhou Yuan shouted at once.
"Aren't you afraid? You even bet your classmates on the teeth of the corpse's head," Zhou Yuan asked tremblingly, "Why are you shouting?"
"Nonsense," Liu Shuai kicked his legs in fright, closed his eyes and said, "When I bet with my classmates, that head can't speak. Mom, it's a fake corpse!"
"So, it's not a good idea to gather crowds to gamble," the head of the genius doctor Xue continued, "Please dial 110 for the police, 119 for the fire, and 120 for life-threatening. Please note that the ambulance is a paid service, and the price per kilometer is the same as yours. The location is related, during the day... ”
"Is this a head?" Zhou Yuan heard Miracle Doctor Xue's words getting more and more outrageous, gradually stopped shaking, opened his eyes to look at this head, and saw Miracle Doctor Xue's mouth opening and closing, but making a very mechanical sound, Zhou Yuan wanted to understand Well, I picked up a stone and threw it, hitting my head, but my head didn't respond at all, and continued talking to myself.
"Don't shake, don't shake," Zhou Yuan laughed angrily at his cowardice just now. Seeing that Liu Shuai was still trembling with his eyes closed, he slapped Liu Shuai across the face. Liu Shuai hurriedly Opening his eyes, he looked at Zhou Yuan: "Did you hit me just now?"
"No?" Zhou Yuan looked at ease and sincerely in his eyes, "Is it your hallucination? Don't talk about it, this is not a head, it's an artificial intelligence speaker!"
As he spoke, he pointed to the head of Miracle Doctor Xue who was still explaining the many phone calls.
"Hey!" Liu Shuai regained his spirits, "Really! —Look at how scared you were just now!"
"..." Zhou Yuan was about to be scolded by Shuai Liu, so he looked down and was amused, "Shuai Liu, do you feel that your crotch is a bit cool?"
Liu Shuai looked down and cursed inwardly, "Damn it, I was so scared to pee just now!"
Not to mention a few clowns in Liangyi Mote's formation that make a fool of themselves, the headless Divine Doctor Xue's brainless body with only half of his body left is also very terrifying.
Hao Ning was quite suspicious, and turned his head to see what Xiao Hong thought, but Xiao Hong had the same thoughts as him, and the three big heads were turning their heads to look at him, each of the six eyes of the three big heads was full of Hao Ning. Hao Ning almost fell off Xiaohong's shoulders at such a close distance, and turned Xiaohong's three heads away in a panic: "Don't look at me, you look like this now!" Headless dead people are scary!"
"Then you have grown up too!" Xiaohong was a little depressed, this Hao Ning was too difficult to serve, when did she ever sit on the shoulder of the Holy Infant King? If you want to say that supernatural powers with three heads and six arms are also famous and famous, few people can do it, but today I don't know if it's because of the Tai Sui or something, it has not been going well.
"Where am I as capable as you, thinking big and small?" Hao Ning couldn't help complaining, "Although your clothes look good, it's really disgusting to sit on!"
"..." Xiaohong's three heads were about to look at Hao Ning, but Hao Ning turned her back again. After sighing, Xiaohong stretched out a hand, and there were two more fireballs in her hand: "Then you still use this Bar!"
"Hot Wheels?" Hao Ning recognized it at a glance, he has used this thing several times, it is a good thing, Hao Ning tentatively stretched out his hand, "Isn't it hot?"
"Don't worry, Guan Zizai's clean willow branches and clean bottle of water are professionally consecrated, and they have been placed in the statue of Luojia Mountain for seventy-seven forty-nine days. The experience is excellent! No deception!" Xiaohong was angered by Hao Ning He also made a joke, pinching Hao Ning and throwing it to Hot Wheels, "Try it, it's a size 42. If it's good, give it a five-star rating, dear!"
"Hey hey hey—it's not bad!" Hao Ning stepped on the hot wheel and flew in the air, and immediately became majestic. Although he is small, we can fly! Now Hao Ning also gained confidence, "Master Xue, what kind of tricks do you want to play?"
"Hmph!" The empty body's chest suddenly began to grow bigger, as if something was about to come out of the chest, and there was a disgusting sound in the chest.
"No way? Alien?" Hao Ning shouted with his eyes wide open.
"What is the alien?" Xiaohong probably hadn't seen these before, and asked strangely, "What kind of ghost?"
"What alien," the voice continued, "this is—"
Before it finished speaking, the giant beast opened its mouth, put its body in its mouth, chewed and swallowed it, and only heard the voice saying something in the neck of the giant beast, but it was unbearable. sound up.
"This..." Seeing this situation, Xiao Hong and Hao Ning looked at each other with big faces and small faces, "What kind of argument is this? He fell down before we made a move?"
"Roar, roar—" Before the words fell, the giant beast suddenly roared, and the sound shook the rocks on the rock climbing side wall not far away. Many stones on the side wall of the climbing wall were broken. Unbearable, Hao Ning looked intently, there seemed to be a blue light appearing on the back of the Pixiu, the blue light was getting bigger and bigger, after careful identification, there was a crack on the back of the Pixiu, and the blue light came out from this mark.
"Hahaha, thank you very much, little beast Pixiu!" The blue light on Pixiu's back gradually turned into a human shape. Upon closer inspection, it was not similar to the Miracle Doctor Xue just now, but it was the same as the one I saw in the restaurant a few nights ago. That Miracle Doctor Xue is exactly the same, and this is his real body. As for what that was just now, Hao Ning really couldn't figure it out for a while.
The blue-light villain appeared from Pixiu's back for half of his body and no longer drilled out, as if he had grown to Pixiu's body. At this moment, Pixiu was in great pain and kept rolling on the ground, as if he wanted to use his weight to crush this villain. The villain seems invisible and does not deform when it is pressed to the ground. When Pixiu's back is facing the sky, the villain stands on his back.
"You are not good!" The extremely ugly voice had just finished these four words, and two long whips stretched out from the blue light on his body, and after flying in the air for a while, they went straight into Pixiu's ears. After a while, the whole Pixiu's head stopped shaking, but the two on top of the head became blue like the little blue man, and the horns that were originally like branches seemed to be enlarged by something, and became more and more The bigger it is, the whole horn is as big as Pixiu's head in a short while, and it turns from pure black to transparent, and there are blue and white bug-like things wriggling inside. From a distance, it seems that Pixiu's head has grown two more blue horns. It has a big white head, and it grows bigger and smaller for a while, and it will be broken all the time, which is very disgusting.
"What kind of supernatural power is this?" Hao Ning saw the little blue man acting like this, and Pai Yao instantly turned into such a terrifying appearance. He shook his body and asked Xiao Hong, "Have you seen it?"
Xiaohong shook her head, expressing that she didn't know that she was about to speak, when Liu Shuai's voice came from behind, "Be careful, heart, this doctor Xue, doctor, doctor, in the body of Pixiu, behaves like a parasite. Why, this kind of parasite, parasite, worm—hey, why can’t the reverb be tuned again?”
When Hao Ning turned around, he was so happy that he almost fell off the Hot Wheels. Xiao Hong also saw it, and sighed angrily. It turned out that Liu Shuai moved out the stereo that Guan Zizai gave him at that time. The set of speakers was used by Liu Shuai when Hao Ning subdued Xiaohong. It seems that the contact was not very good, and there was always a problem with the reverberation. Hao Ning thought that Guan Zizai took the speakers back. Now it seems that it should be given to Liu Shuai up.
But it's easy to understand, how can Guan Zizai use such a poor quality thing, anyway, he throws it away everywhere, so it's better to give Liu Shuai a favor.
"Okay, hey, Zhou Yuan, would you like to say a few words?" Liu Shuai said shamelessly holding the microphone, Zhou Yuan looked away from Liu Shuai with contempt, waved his hands and did not speak.
"Can you do it?" Hao Ning cursed angrily, "Didn't you tell us to be careful? Get down to business!"
"Oh, that's right," Liu Shuai quickly said with the microphone in his hands, "The parasite I'm talking about is called Didiscoccus, a parasite that lives on the snail's body. It can control the snail's brain and plug its own body Into the two tentacles of the snail, very much like this Pixiu looks like now. And this double disc fluke will drive the snail to climb high to be eaten by birds, and then spread its eggs through the body of birds!"
Hao Ning looked back at the Pixiu, indeed, it was very similar to what Liu Shuai described. At this moment, this Pixiu didn't move too much, and he didn't resist, as if he was really controlled by Miracle Doctor Xue, but he didn't make any attack.
"Hmph, it's just a bug!" Xiaohong didn't care, she waved her hands, and she had an extra flame gun in her hand, trying to stab the blue-eyed Pixiu.
"Stop!" Hao Ning thought of something, and quickly popped out with his finger, an invisible sword energy from the Shaoshang Sword immediately interrupted Xiaohong's flame gun, and the flame gun head left the gun body, turning into a ball of flames in the air, dissipating .
"What's the matter?" Xiaohong frowned. Although the flame gun could regenerate, it was interrupted by Hao Ning's finger. After all, his face was dull. He was defeated by Hao Ning before. Thinking about fighting alone with Hao Ning, at least Hao Ning, the flame gun transformed by the real fire of Samadhi, must not be an opponent, but who knows that Hao Ning was easily interrupted, and he was naturally a little disappointed.
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