"What's the matter with the Old Summer Palace?" Hao Ning felt that something was wrong as he walked. There was a Sydney Opera House in the distance, and there was a London Big Ben over there. "I don't think the Old Summer Palace has these things, right? Your mother Is there any misunderstanding?"
"This is after I got rich—" Zhou Yuan explained, seeing that Hao Ning's eyes were wrong, he thought for a while and said, "My mother imagined that after I got rich, I rebuilt the Old Summer Palace for her, and added a lot of things to it. The me she imagined was created with 1.5 billion people and 500 billion US dollars. The mobile terminal m.."
"How is it possible!" Hao Ning whispered, "1.5 billion people! Are you crazy? Where are there so many people, and 500 billion US dollars? The average wage per person is only more than 100 US dollars? This is not counting the venues in these places Fee, material fee! Give this little money, who will come?"
"Such a small amount of money? In her imagination, I allocated 1.5 billion U.S. dollars and distributed them to these 1.5 billion people, each with an average of 100 million U.S. dollars! It's you, why don't you come?" Zhou Yuan scratched his head, slightly proud, "And the number of people is not easy to deal with. Call from the Three Kingdoms. One person has 100 million. Who won't come?"
"You are sick!" Hao Ning dragged Zhou Yuan back, "1.5 billion US dollars, distributed to 1.5 billion people, 100 million per person? Who will settle this account?"
"Ah, what's the problem?" Zhou Yuan wondered, counting with his fingers, "Look, 1.5 billion US dollars, 1.5 billion people, exactly 100 million for each person, you can't calculate such a simple formula?"
"Pfft—" Xiaohong who was listening was dying of laughter, "It's thanks to our company that you are not a financial manager, otherwise you will sell the CEO one day, and you won't even know it."
"What's wrong with this!" Zhou Yuan was a little anxious, "1.5 billion US dollars, 1.5 billion people, it's exactly 100 million per person! Such a simple integer division!"
"Please, it's exactly 1 yuan per person!" Hao Ning was also happy, and told Zhou Yuan after watching the old lady walk away, "You forgot to count the unit of 100 million! If 100 million per person, 1.5 billion people, This is 200 million! Hey, I don't understand," he took out his mobile phone and showed it to Zhou Yuan: "Look for yourself!"
Zhou Yuan was shocked when he saw it: "Oh my god, how many zeros are there? Tens of millions..."
"Don't count!" Xiaohong said with a smile, "1.5 billion, my great designer!"
"I'll go..." Zhou Yuan wiped off his cold sweat, "There are so many, then my 500 billion is not even a fraction!"
"Your family is really bold and prolific!" Hao Ning "admired" Zhou Yuan, "Your mother is so capable, why is she so insane?"
As soon as they turned the corner, Hao Ning and Xiao Hong were stunned again. There was a helicopter in front of them with the door open.
"Where's my mother?" Zhou Yuan hurriedly asked the servant next to him.
"Oh my God, Lafayette," a servant bowed and explained, "The old lady suddenly wants to watch the live version of "The Legend of Zhen Huan", so she has to take a special plane first. Now counting, Sun Niangniang should have started the show."
"Hey, brother Haoning," Xiaohong suppressed a smile, "Your guess is really accurate, the old lady is really talented."
"I'm going to kneel," Hao Ning rubbed his forehead with a broken face.
"Then let's go too?" Zhou Yuan knew what Haoning and the two were talking about, and pointed to the plane without saying anything else.
"What is this for?" Hao Ning looked at the helicopter in a daze, "Where are we going?"
"Go to my reception room!" Zhou Yuan's face was still unnatural, "Oh, what my mother imagined is the Qianqing Palace."
"Plop!" Hao Ning sat down on the ground, "You want to be the emperor!"
"What nonsense!" Zhou Yuan blushed and said, "I'm just the richest man—that, no, isn't this something my mother imagined?"
"What nonsense!" Hao Ning couldn't get up on the ground, "Where is the Qianqing Palace in the Old Summer Palace, you have some common sense, okay?"
"Did you forget?" Xiao Hong lowered her head and said to Hao Ning, "I can't stand Zhou Yuan so fucking—"
"You should keep your mouth clean," Zhou Yuan managed to grasp the subject, pretending to be angry, and said, "Don't swear."
"Who am I scolding?" Xiaohong laughed, "I can't hold back Zhou Yuan's fucking son is rich! What's the point of building a Qianqing Palace in the Old Summer Palace? Anyway, there are 1.5 billion people and 1.5 billion dollars in wages. People can calculate the account of 100 million US dollars, what else can't be done? Right Zhou Yuan?"
Zhou Yuan's face turned red and then turned pale, and he cursed angrily, "The car—no, the plane!"
"You have a big heart, and you think things differently from ordinary people," Hao Ning happily patted his buttocks and stood up.
"That's not right," Hao Ning looked out of the window from the plane, "Isn't this all flying out of your precious Yuanmingyuan, why hasn't it arrived yet? Where has your Qianqing Palace been repaired?"
"I didn't repair the Qing Palace," Zhou Yuan was still angry, looking out the window.
"Then where are we going?" Xiaohong looked left and couldn't understand, "Have they all flown out of your house?"
"The Palace of Qianqing is in the Forbidden City," Zhou Yuan turned his head, seeing that the two of them didn't understand, and explained, "I bought the Forbidden City—in my mother's imagination..."
"Xiaohong, help me," Hao Ning exaggeratedly opened the window, "I'm a little short of oxygen."
"You should save me first!" Xiaohong pinched her neck as if she was about to die, "My magic power is not enough! Thousands of years of practice will be ruined!"
"You two!" Zhou Yuan said with a wry smile, "I beg you, don't laugh at me!"
"Okay, okay, I won't make fun of you anymore," Xiaohong looked at Zhou Yuan with some sympathy, "Your son is really benevolent, and I can't do anything for you."
"Speaking of which, where is Mrs. Zhou?" Hao Ning asked strangely, "Your servant said she took a special plane, where did she go?"
"Her old man's room," Zhou Yuan looked out the window, "She's going to the Palace of Compassion."
"What a queen..." Hao Ning sighed, "Hey, what about her special plane? Another helicopter?"
"Where can it be?" Zhou Yuan seemed to have arrived in the capital, and his Mandarin was somewhat familiar with Beijing movies. "How could the old lady ride such a low-level thing? She went back by space shuttle."
"Space shuttle? That's a thing to send astronauts to heaven!" Hao Ning collapsed, "Can she go back to the Compassionate Ning Palace by taking that?"
"There must be a difference between the world here and the real world," Rao Xiaohong promised not to laugh at Zhou Yuan, and couldn't help laughing when she heard this, "The old lady wants others to be rich and honored in everything, and it's no wonder that the best mounts are used." , Of course, I will definitely be able to return to the Compassion Ning Palace."
"This water is really mediocre, Zhou Yuan. Sure enough, your price is far worse than the old lady." Hao Ning picked up a bottle of mineral water and drank it. He was shocked when he heard Xiaohong's good words and asked, "Say the old lady Which sentence? Still foresight?"
"Didn't you say just now that she is so capable, why is she not a genius?" Xiaohong laughed loudly, "Is she not a genius?"
"Pfft—" A sip of water sprayed on the little red face.
Sure enough, the plane flew for a while and landed in a square. Everyone got off the plane and saw the Qianqing Palace in front of them.
"I didn't expect that," Hao Ning said in admiration, "The first time I came to Qianqing Palace, it turned out to be in Zhou Yuan's fucking imagination."
"Vulgar," Zhou Yuan glanced at Hao Ning, knowing that he was making fun of himself, and said, "Let's go, go inside and find a way."
After entering the door, I found that the old lady was actually sitting on the dragon chair.
"Old lady?" Hao Ning asked strangely, "Aren't you staying in Kunning Palace, why are you listening to the government behind the curtain?"
"Hey, you prince really likes to joke," the old lady said with a smile, "You are much more interesting than the President of the United States yesterday. You are fat and have a golden hair, just like a golden monkey that has eaten too much—"
Hao Ning was no longer surprised, he shrugged and continued to listen to the old lady.
"Now that the society is clear and the people live and work in peace and contentment, who still wants to dream of becoming an emperor?" The old lady walked down from the dragon chair with a smile, "Whoever wants to be an emperor, let alone my old lady, the people will not agree! You say Yes or no?"
"Hehe, you are right!" Hao Ningyan exclaimed insincerely.
What do you mean by "don't call me an old lady, the people don't agree?", your old lady is not the people? What do you want to do with such a clear distinction? Keep saying no, why do you live in the Forbidden City and play in the Old Summer Palace if you don’t agree? What do you want to do
"But Xiao Yuan, it's not that Mom said you," the old lady continued, "Look at the son of the President of the United States, how powerful he is, he has two children at a young age, and look at you, you are so big I don’t even have a girlfriend, and my mother is worried for you. Look at the king of Tianzhu who came two days ago. He became a king at such a young age. Look at you. You are still the richest man in our country. What a gap! , tsk tsk, don’t think mom nagging, mom is doing this for your own good, look at the place where our family lives, hey... I heard that the house of the king of Tianzhu is full of gold bricks!"
"Actually, she can't see every girlfriend that Zhou Yuan brought her here..." Zhou Yuan quietly explained to Xiao Hong and Hao Ning, but replied, "I know Mom, I will work hard."
"Where is there such a place as Tianzhu?" Xiaohong wondered, "Didn't it become the Three Kingdoms a long time ago? I, the scumbag boy in "Journey to the West", knows it, but your mother doesn't?"
"My mother doesn't know about international current affairs. What she knows about Ah San Guo is from watching the TV series "Journey to the West." Zhou Yuan said quietly, "So there is only Tianzhu here."
"Did the Jade Emperor come to visit your mother?" Hao Ning asked with a smile, "Isn't she capable of heaven? No, no, she just said that there is no emperor. That is the Jade Emperor of Heaven. This Jade Emperor is the president of the sky. Isn't it your mother's choice?"
"Hey, what are you talking about?" The old lady seemed to have heard it, and pointed at Hao Ning and asked, "What choice?"
Hao Ning laughed and said, "I said—" Just as he was about to repeat what he said just now, he suddenly saw Zhou Yuan waving his hands desperately to him, and quickly changed the words to "I was just talking—Mother's beloved son, I really do it for you!" My son, Ji Changyuan!" After speaking, seeing Zhou Yuan wipe off his sweat, he secretly gave Hao Ning a thumbs up.
The old lady smiled and said: "Hey, who said otherwise! I am a low-key person, and our place is also so low-key."
As soon as the old lady finished speaking, Hao Ning and Xiao Hong became dizzy for a while, and quickly supported each other.
Of course the old lady didn't see this, she said to herself: "I was just about to go back to the Compassion Palace next door, when I suddenly remembered something and wanted to tell my son—Xiao Yuan, this Prince L'Oreal—"
"Prince of EU!" Zhou Yuan couldn't help correcting, "L'Oreal is a brand."
"Oh! You don't listen to me!" As soon as Zhou Yuan's voice fell, the old lady immediately burst into tears and howled loudly, "You said that I worked hard for you and hoped for your son to become a dragon. You, mother, I have kept quiet for so many years. I did this not because of you. If it weren’t for you, I would have divorced your father a long time ago—oh, I’m so unfortunate that I gave birth to such a white-eyed wolf, as the saying goes Well, there is no filial son in front of the long-term sick bed. If I get sick one day, you will definitely not care about me. Why is my life so hard... "
As the old lady said, she sat on the ground, and the tree branch suddenly supported the ground, tearing her clothes, the old lady
Tai was crying while talking, and she burst into tears instantly. If Hao Ning and Xiao Hong knew the whole story, they would have thought that Zhou Yuan had done something outrageous, and they were stunned to see the old lady crying on the ground. There was no intention of persuading him.
"I was wrong, I was wrong," Zhou Yuan immediately panicked when he saw this, and quickly admitted his mistake, "Get up, yes, he is Prince L'Oreal."
"Well, this Prince L'Oreal." With a blink of her eyes, the old lady stood in front of everyone with her clothes intact, and continued with a smile, "Is he still here to borrow money like that Prince of Dubai? I said Xiao Yuan— "
This old lady is amazing at acting! Hao Ning and Xiao Hong glanced at each other in shock. They changed so quickly in an instant, and their acting skills were unprecedented. Hearing the old lady's words, Hao Ning couldn't help asking: "The prince of Dubai still borrows money?" Your money?"
Unexpectedly, Hao Ning's question would lead to disaster. The old lady glared at Hao Ning, and immediately fell to the ground and cried: "I am so unlucky! How did I raise such a son? Why did his friends dare to interrupt him?" My words, why is my son so worthless, and made such friends, I just divorced his father because of him, it's been a good day, the friends brought by my son will curse me to death!"
"This is such a mess!" Hao Ning was angry and angry. He didn't feel that the old lady was bothered by crying and making troubles, but he just heard the old lady's words that she just divorced his father and lived a good life for two days. Co-author Your old lady thinks divorce is a good thing. What kind of three views are these? I don't want to leave too early!
"Hao-Haoning, can you help?" Zhou Yuan panicked, "Do you admit your mistake?"
"Admit what's wrong? Don't admit it!" Hao Ning became angry when he heard it, "I dare to interrupt Guan Zizai, what am I afraid of!"
"Oh, old lover, don't worry, I'll let you go," the old lady burst into tears immediately after hearing what Hao Ning said, and only heard a hula, Hao Ning and the others heard the sound of water behind them, and turned around Look, the land at the door turned into an ocean at some point, with rough waves. Turning around, the old lady stood up crying and walked towards the sea. Crying and saying, "My son is unfilial, my husband ran away with someone else, and I don't want to live anymore!"
"Haoning! I beg you!" Zhou Yuan dragged the old lady's hand and lay down on the ground, "Admit your mistake, I beg you as a brother!"
"Old lady, I was wrong," Hao Ning really regretted coming here, gritted his teeth, "I shouldn't have interrupted you."
"Xiao Yuan, this EU prince is back—" In the blink of an eye, the old lady stood in front of several people again, fully clothed and said to Zhou Yuan, "Are you still here to borrow money like that Dubai prince?"
Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, when did the old lady stand back in front of them
"That, no," Zhou Yuan said cautiously, "We're here to discuss things."
"Oh, that's good." The old lady walked out, saying as she walked, "Dubai can borrow, they have money, the European Union, I read in the news, it's not peaceful, there are Iran and Saddam in it …”
"Iran and Saddam are—" Hao Ning just opened his mouth, when he suddenly saw the old lady turn around and look at several people with a questioning face, "Is there any sound?"
"No, no, no," Hao Ning said without waiting for Zhou Yuan to speak. He was afraid that the old lady would show her acting skills again, and he didn't want to admit his mistake. He wiped his sweat and said, "We are all listening to you quietly. Woolen cloth?"
"Okay, okay," the old lady continued to walk out the door, "Don't borrow money from Prince L'Oreal, see you off, our family does not lack this little money, didn't the prince of Dubai just borrow 50 trillion US dollars? The prince of the European Union, if he and you Good chat, don’t ask for hundreds of billions if you just give them away, that’s all right, let’s talk, I’m going back to the next door.”
With that said, the old lady turned around at the door and left.
"Next door is the Compassion Palace?" Hao Ning went out to have a look, wouldn't he? The Compassionate Ning Palace and the Qianqing Palace are closely next to each other, just like the one-story villas seen in some communities. I really don't know if the old lady's imagination is lacking or rich.
"What should I do?" Seeing the old lady walking away, Zhou Yuan collapsed and sat on the floor scratching his hair, "What should I do!"
"Interesting..." Xiaohong looked at the door and said something inexplicable, "Interesting, very interesting."
"What do you mean?" Hao Ning couldn't help asking when Xiao Hong said that. As soon as the words came out, Hao Ning immediately covered his mouth reflexively, looked at Xiao Hong with a vigilant expression.
"What's wrong with you?" Seeing that Hao Ning was so nervous, Xiao Hong wondered, "Afraid I'll eat you?"
"I'm not afraid after eating it," Hao Ning shook his head with a relaxed expression, "I'm afraid that you will be like the old lady, because I interrupted and jumped into the sea crying."
"Zhou Yuan," Xiao Hong knew that Hao Ning was teasing Zhou Yuan, she turned her head and asked Zhou Yuan, "There is bad news, which one do you want to hear first, or worse news?"
"Then listen to the good news first—en?" Zhou Yuan lowered his head and raised his head to look up at Xiaohong, "Why is there no good news?"
"Which one are you listening to?" Xiaohong continued to ask.
"It's bad." Zhou Yuan sighed.
"I may have a way to bring your mother back to reality," Xiaohong said immediately seeing Zhou Yuan's eyes lit up, "but I don't know if it will be successful!"
"The worse news is," Xiaohong squinted her eyes and looked outside the door, "Even if your mother has returned to reality and accepted reality, this matter will not end, and it will even be more troublesome."
"Why?" Zhou Yuan's eyes widened after hearing this.
"Because your mother's soul," Xiaohong shook her head, "may be sick."
(end of this chapter)
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