"Now these two elders are just ordinary souls. If you don't want to use other methods, we let them reincarnate normally," Xiao Niu said, looking at his phone, "but we will let them go to rich people. Please () Read the most complete! The fastest updated novel!"
"Any other way?" Hao Ning heard Maverick's meaning, and asked with a flick of his eyes, "Is there any other way?"
"This..." The calf and pony hesitated for a moment.
"There must be, right?" Hao Ning was a little anxious, "Tell me about it? What kind of treasures do you need, even if it is something from a Bodhisattva—" Hao Ning obviously felt the little red in the center of his eyebrows tremble, " Tell me, what do you need?"
"It will take time," Maverick replied, "but not ordinary time, but your time, and your past time."
"The time in the past?" Hao Ning was a little confused, "What do you mean the time that needs me to pass?"
"You want the two of them to return to their own bodies in the past, and their memories are gone," Xiao Ma explained, "you need to exchange the cause and effect of the person who erased their memories, and you are the one who gave them Mengpo soup , so the karma is up to you, and because you are going back to the past, you can only use your past to exchange, but in this case, your past will change, you will never appear in this world, and you will stay in the underworld—" said Here Xiao Ma turned and said, "How many years will he stay in this situation?"
"Don't worry, I'm calculating now," Maverick closed his eyes and calculated silently for a while, "Two hundred years."
"I'll wipe it!" Hao Ning broke into a cold sweat, "Two hundred years? Then how many times have I died—oh no, I'm in the state of a soul, so I shouldn't die, and that won't work! It's been too long!"
"Don't worry!" Xiao Niu looked at his and Xiao Ma's mobile phones, gritted his teeth and said, "You are lucky, we are doing an event recently, and there are discounts—"
Hao Ning's heart was even more broken. What kind of discounts does the underworld offer for this kind of thing? Are there often half-hearted and unreliable people like himself? impossible! After thinking about it, it should be that the two of Mavericks took their own mobile phones, and then tried to reduce the time for themselves. Thinking of this, they didn't talk, and waited nervously for the result of the two of them.
I saw Mavericks still doing the math on his own: "I'll do the math, add my recent points, the latest rules, and favors, do the math—"
"Don't just add your points," Hao Ning said with a shameless smile and pointed at Xiao Ma's cell phone, "Can you add Xiao Ma's as well?"
"Hey, mine belongs to him!" Pony smiled heartily, "Don't worry."
"Twenty-five years!" Maverick finished his calculations, "Hey, you've caught up with the times, and you've lost so much all of a sudden, it shows that the current policy is really good!"
"How old are you?" Pony asked.
"Twenty-five years old..." Hao Ning replied honestly.
"Hey, it's interesting!" Xiao Niu looked at Hao Ning, like a freak, "You are really lucky, the two of us will find a way to mess with you, and you can go back after the process."
"What do you mean?" Hao Ning didn't understand.
"Well," Maverick said quietly, "don't tell others, we'll take your past and trap you in the underworld for 25 years, and then you'll be 25 years old this year, and you'll change your post by then—no, no, it should be said, operate it, You go directly."
"But my memory—" Speaking of which, Hao Ning understood that the two of them must have a way to keep their memory unchanged. Here, Hao Ning really did not expect that carrying two mobile phones is so important.
Thinking of this, Hao Ning sighed: "This thing happened because of me, let's do it like this!"
"Okay!" said the calf to the pony, "you go and talk to him."
"Why should I go!" Pony said angrily, "I said it all the time!"
"Because you lost in rock-paper-scissors just now!" Maverick yelled, "And you also lost in the mobile phone game just now!"
"Okay, okay," Xiaoma said depressedly, "I'll go, I'll go!"
After speaking, the pony left without looking back.
"Why is he going?" Hao Ning asked strangely, "Why don't you want to go?"
"Go through the process, and then go back to the past," Maverick wiped his sweat, "You have to get rid of your past soul!"
"Oh..." Hao Ning nodded.
"It's really scary to say," Maverick continued to think to himself, "that monster... let's not talk about it."
"Will it take a long time?" Seeing that Maverick was unwilling to say anything, Hao Ning had to chat, "How long will it take for them to finish?"
"Did you forget?" Maverick said with a smile, "The time in the underworld is not fixed, it may look like a long time to them, but it may seem like an instant to us, don't worry, it will be very fast-hey, what about this game? Play?"
"This is..." After Hao Ning finished explaining, he still couldn't let go, and asked tentatively: "You guys
Is there anyone here named—”
"Something happened, something happened!" Before Hao Ning could speak, Pony's voice yelled out in a piercing voice. When Hao Ning turned his head, he saw Pony running back with all his might, followed by a person behind him , holding a little baby by the hand, speaking of it, the baby would go straight away, thinking that there might be a difference between the soul and the body, Hao Ning didn't ask any more questions.
"Impermanence, my lord," Xiao Niu hurriedly bowed, "Hi, so fast, you got your soul back so quickly."
Hao Ning looked carefully, and sure enough, this person's face also wore this mask, one side was white and the other was black, with two large characters "impermanence" written on it.
"Fuck me, Black and White Impermanence is a person?" Hao Ning was convinced by seeing such a rudimentary Hell, it seems that the Hell family has no food left! Just blame black and white impermanence, isn't it an ordinary ghost, how did you become an adult
"What's wrong, Xiaoma!" Seeing Xiaoma like this, Wuchang didn't speak, so he had to ask Xiaoma, "Did you offend Mr. Wuchang?"
"It's okay to offend me!" Impermanence spoke at this time, Hao Ning's voice sounded familiar, but he didn't confirm it, "You said what's wrong with you staying here, you insist on making trouble with me to do business Son, go, go back to the past, time and space itself is messy, please don't mess around, don't mess around, the result, look!"
Speaking of impermanence, he picked up the baby and let the calf see.
"Isn't this when I was a child?" Hao Ning looked at the baby, which was exactly the same as his childhood photos.
"I didn't expect it," Xiao Ma felt very wronged, "I didn't expect it..."
"What didn't you expect?" Maverick didn't dare to ask Wuchang, but hurriedly asked Xiaoma, "Say it, you!"
"I didn't expect this person..." Xiao Ma pointed at Hao Ning, "It was originally a twin, I accidentally caught the wrong one..."
"Wrong capture?" Hao Ning seemed to have thought of something at this time, and suddenly jumped in front of the pony, which startled the pony, "You mean, you were going to capture me in the twins, but you caught me the other baby in the twin?"
"Yeah," Xiao Ma said depressedly, "It's all my fault."
Hao Ning asked uncertainly: "Does that mean that if I hadn't poured Meng Po soup to those two people just now, or if I hadn't promised you to exchange my soul for the reincarnation of the two old people, you wouldn't have given me my soul?" My soul won't take this baby by mistake?"
"Of course." Pony nodded, "It's strange that you ask, if you didn't let us take it, naturally these two babies would grow up smoothly - but you still let me take it, but I just now I didn't take your soul, but the soul of another twin, after all, they still look too much alike, I have hooked up the souls, and brought a pair back to the underworld, only to find out that something is wrong!"
"You still say!" Wuchang scolded, "It's too late for us to discover the problem, the baby has already become a dead baby, and the baby's soul can only be brought back first, Xiao Ma, your punishment will not escape! "
Wuchang and Xiao Ma were still chattering about something, but Hao Ning couldn't hear anything, and the words of Xiao Ma kept circling in his mind: If it wasn't for him, these two babies would grow up smoothly, wouldn't it mean that My younger brother, who has never lived, lost the life he should have because of his own reasons
With a "plop", Hao Ning slumped to the ground, dumbfounded!
"What's wrong with you?" Before Xiao Ma could speak, Wuchang spoke first, "What are you afraid of? This is their mistake in work, and they are the ones who will be punished. You are a blessing in disguise, and you won't be locked up in the underworld anymore." .”
"Brother, I hurt you!" Hao Ning burst into tears, as if the tears he had endured for 25 years flowed out suddenly, no one could persuade him.
Only then did Hao Ning understand that Yan told himself the story of his childhood: his mother was pregnant with twins, and there was a dead baby when he was born. He was supposed to die, but by accident, he entered the body of his younger brother. , now it became clear that it was me who personally killed my younger brother who was supposed to be born back then!
Why, why should my own mistakes be borne by another person who has not yet been born! Why have I lived these 25 years in vain without any guilt at all! Why are you so heartless! This is all caused by my own self-righteousness, thinking that my logic is perfect, and being smart enough to modify the teachings Bodhisattva gave Xiaohong!
"Yan!" Hao Ning cried suddenly, "Yan! Yan! I want to see Yan! Please, I want to find him, let me die for my brother, I want my brother to live again! "He said frantically and ran outside, "I want to find Yan! Can't you go back to the past? I won't live in this life, you let my brother live! I can stay in the underworld for as long as I want, is 200 years enough? , not 2000, 20000! It doesn’t matter if I go through those hells one by one, please, my brother is innocent, it’s all my fault!”
Hao Ning seemed to be crazy at this time, crying and being held back by these people, the baby was so frightened that he cried too
After coming out, Haoning heard the baby's voice, his heart seemed to be clear, and he was no longer mad, but he also watched the three Mavericks burst into tears: "I want to find Yan."
"Don't worry, let's talk slowly," Wuchang sighed, "You can find Yan, but please clarify first, which Yan are you looking for?"
Speaking of impermanence and taking off the mask, Hao Ning was stunned, isn't this Yan
"Yeah, are you looking for that Yan?" Xiao Ma and Maverick also took off their masks, and Hao Ning saw that the faces of the two were also Yan!
Frightened by heart palpitations, Hao Ning rolled his eyes and fell to the ground, unconscious.
Waking up again, Hao Ning found himself lying on a bed with three people sitting next to them, all wearing masks, a calf, a pony, and impermanence.
"Where am I?" Hao Ning asked.
"Are you awake?" Maverick asked hastily.
Seeing Maverick coming over, Hao Ning shouted, "Don't touch me!"
"Look, I told you it would be more scary, don't you believe me." Xiao Ma muttered.
"This is a dream, hehe, this must be a dream," Hao Ning said, and slapped himself, the slap was painful, "Damn it hurts!"
"Xiaohong!" Hao Ning shouted, but there was no sound at all, even Xiaohong disappeared? Do I want to stay in this hell and never go again? Hao Ning is not in the mood to think about this matter at all at this time, he killed his younger brother, what face does he have to return to the world, continue to live with a cheeky face
"Be quiet first," Wuchang said, "We have already arranged for your two old people. No wonder we didn't wait for you to wake up. We really drank Mengpo soup and needed to be reincarnated."
Speaking of impermanence, he held a kit in his hand and stuffed it to Hao Ning: "This is what they left behind when they reincarnated, I think it should be given to you."
Hao Ning took the kit and opened it to have a look. He couldn't figure out what the two blue objects were. He thought it must be related to Zhou Yuan, so he put them in his pocket.
After putting it away, Hao Ning slowly remembered the chaotic scene just now, grabbed his hair and asked, "Which one of you is Yan?"
"We are all!" The three of them wanted to take off their masks.
Hao Ning was so frightened that he shouted: "Don't take it off!" After speaking, he slowed down, pointed at Wuchang and said, "Take it off!"
"Okay." A Yan appeared in front of Hao Ning, Hao Ning took a breath, one Yan added two bull-headed horse faces, and the three Yan looked much better.
"What's going on here?" Hao Ning asked Yan Wuchang strangely.
"It's not because of the May Fourth Conferred Gods." Maverick said in a low voice, when Yan heard that he gave Maverick a look, Maverick immediately stopped talking.
Xiao Ma whispered something in Yan's ear.
"Hey..." Yan bowed his head and said, "If you can come to the underworld, your magic power is not low, so it doesn't matter if you know."
"After the May Fourth Conferment of the Gods," Yan continued, "the underworld slowly began to learn from the world, saying that there is no need for Hades, and that feudal remnants such as class are eliminated. Everyone is equal. This equality is a good thing at first, but it turns out that the world It's getting more and more fun. Everyone is rushing to reincarnate. At first, it was just Xiaobing Xiaoxiami who was reincarnated. Later, it got out of hand. What kind of ghosts and judges are all reincarnated. They are talking about experiencing the world, but they are actually playing. —No, in the end, we are left alone.”
"You, alone?" Hao Ning didn't quite understand the logic of this sentence.
"Yeah, that Yan was left alone at the time," Yan was a little depressed, "He also wanted to reincarnate, but he was worried that the hell would be messed up when he left, so he had to stay. But there are so many things that can't stand the hell. I found a coup in the records, which seems to have been left by someone with strong spells, the avatar method, so Yan used this avatar method to turn himself into so many avatars, and wanted these avatars to help manage so many things."
"But I don't know if something went wrong during the change, or the avatar method is incomplete," Xiaoma continued, "In short, Yan's personality has also been divided into several, and in the end, isn't it us Yan? And because of this, personality It's different, so it was originally just a clone, but now they can't get back together, so the hell is full of us who look exactly the same. We didn't wear a mask a few times before, so scared that the reincarnated people didn't dare to drink Meng Po soup. As time went by, we had to Wearing this—" Xiao Ma pointed to his own mask, "Although it's more scary, but several people have the same face, okay?"
"Isn't this mask scary at all?" Hao Ning murmured in his heart, only then did he understand, no wonder Lan Ruo's grandma said to Yan back then, "Now you are dying of talent in the underworld", what is this? A hospital for schizophrenic patients! Going around and going to the underworld alone! No wonder what Xiao Ma said just now, "My points belong to him, isn't that nonsense?"
"Which Yan is the Yan who knows me?" Hao Ning thought it was a bit messy this time, wondering where that Yan was
(end of this chapter)
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