"Hey, you are stupid, the person in front of us has the final say whether it works or not," Liu Shuai patted me on the shoulder. .
I just opened my eyes, and I laughed when I saw these wishes, such as "Give me 5 million next time", "My current wife is not good-looking, please change me to a better-looking mistress", "The boss treats me too badly" Now, change my boss" Wait, look at the back of that 5 million wish, incense money: one yuan
"One yuan?" I snorted, "It costs two yuan to buy a lottery ticket. Is this a wish?"
"Hey" Zhang Chihang sighed, "Those who want to get something for nothing, those who want to make a big fortune with a small amount, and those who want to be unrealistic, all appeal to the power of gods and Buddhas, isn't it ridiculous?"
"Isn't there a wish that's not so vulgar?" I pointed to one, which said, please grant me great wisdom...
"Look, this wish is so good, why don't you satisfy it?" Not to mention anything else, I think it is admirable to wish for the other party to increase your wisdom. This should be positive enough, I think this stingy Bodhisattva is still There is no reason to prevaricate.
"Which one?" Zhang Chihang looked up, "Oh, the word behind this wish is blocked." He waved his hand and the form became longer.
I watched his operation, and was speechless: "Dare you use excel to record the scriptures of your wish, what kind of supernatural power is this!"
"Nonsense," Zhang Chihang blushed, "This isn't excel, look at it clearly, it's obviously wps, I'm so picky—how can such a Bodhisattva with a bottom line use foreign products?"
"Really?" I looked down at the clothes on his body, it was clearly written in English prada
"What are you looking at, made in Huaxia!" Zhang Chihang seemed to know what I was thinking, explained and continued, "Don't talk about this, just look carefully—"
I looked up at the wish again, and suddenly felt funny and annoyed. It turned out that it said: "Please grant me all the stocks in the great wisdom. What I buy goes up, and after I sell it, it goes down."
"Here, he is only allowed to buy up and sell down. Isn't that too much?" I said angrily, "Isn't it obvious that 'only state officials are allowed to set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps'?"
After finishing speaking, Zhang Chihang felt that something was wrong, and Zhang Chihang added with a smile: "You are half right, this person is just a commoner now, what he does is only allowed to set fires by himself, and no one else is allowed to light lamps, but as long as he becomes an official, it is your decision 'Only the state officials are allowed to set fires, and the common people are not allowed to light lamps'."
"Of course people like this can't be allowed to be officials." I looked at my wish.
"What you said is unintentional, but it makes a lot of sense." Zhang Chihang continued, "Did the state official not allow others to light lamps when he became a state official? Half and half, at least, when he was a commoner, he already had such a desire It's just that he can't show it because of various factors. But when he is in a high position and faces all kinds of temptations, he seems to have changed. But do you think he has really changed? I have seen so many mortal worlds, but I don’t think it’s changed, it’s just that I have a chance to release it. So, why should I fulfill my wish? People teach Daxing, people teach Daxing, can read people’s hearts, understand people’s hearts, is a great supernatural power, you only see that I use it like you software, doubt me what kind of supernatural power this is, but you can’t see how the most primitive desires of mortals can be resolved in my real supernatural power, like him—"
Zhang Chihang finally took a look at Liu Shuai this time, but Liu Shuai felt that it was not a good thing, so he hid his eyes: "Seeing that I use a glass to think that this is not a clean bottle, how can I not be stagnant in foreign objects and go straight to the original place?" The realm of the heart?"
This time it was Liu Shuai's turn to turn red. Zhang Chihang is too difficult to communicate with. He accidentally said a wrong sentence, and he repeated it over and over again. He can tell the truth to the sky. I really don’t know if he was born in debates in his life. Hang played on his own, so he changed the subject: "Then why did you come to be the person in charge of this fashion magazine group? Shouldn't you be practicing in the temple?"
Zhang Chihang smiled slightly: "How many people can there be in Qingxiu? What is fashion? Fashion is advocated by the times. To do fashion, one pays attention to the trend of this era, and the other guides the trend of this era. Isn’t it what I should do to educate people? You can blame me for not using mana to satisfy everyone’s wishes, but you can’t say that I don’t save people.”
"I see." I nodded and agreed: "If you didn't say that, the Guan Zizi I thought of was the one shown on TV, the kind—"
"Is that kind of treasure picture that is enshrined in the temple, with a clean bottle of willow branches in one hand and a handprint in the other?" Zhang Chihang smiled, "Such a solemn treasure picture can only be solemnly paid homage to get incense in the temple, but if To enlighten the world—if such a Bodhisattva walks on the road and wants to enlighten you, what would you think?"
I have to admit that what he said seemed to make sense, but regarding the matter of wishes, I still struggled and said, "Since we want to enlighten the world, it's not good not to grant a single wish, isn't there any wish that deserves your attention?"
"Don't tell me, one just happened to come." Zhang Chihang seemed to feel something at this moment, sitting upright, counting his fingers, and muttering.
"So this Bodhisattva can pinch and count?" I whispered to Liu Shuai, "Didn't he just say that he doesn't know how to do this?"
"Don't talk nonsense, he didn't say that he doesn't know how to calculate, what he said is that his supernatural power is different from what we understood before." Liu Shuai also answered me in a low voice, "When will you not be stuck in foreign objects—"
"Damn it, you fake monk still dare to learn from Guan Zizai and teach me a lesson?" Seeing Liu Shuai's pretentiousness, I was angry and funny, and I really learned what I learned and sold it now.
After a while, Zhang Chihang opened his eyes: "Ah, this wish came so rarely, it's not in this world, do you want to go and see it together? Save you juniors saying that I am a cold-blooded Bodhisattva."
This is interesting. Not everyone has the opportunity to see Guan Zizai save sentient beings. But what did he mean by "not in this world" just now? I didn't have time to think about it, so I nodded quickly.
"In that case—let's go and have a look together." As soon as Zhang Chihang finished speaking, the three of us suddenly came to the cloud, we were floating in the air, and we were stepping on a piece of cloud. Nima, this is too high! You Bodhisattva don't play cards according to the routine. I am a mortal after all, and I have never seen such a battle. Immediately, I was so scared that I lay on the cloud, Liu Shuai seemed to have seen a similar scene, and pulled me up.
I closed my eyes and didn't dare to look, and held onto Liu Shuai tightly, lest one accidentally fall off the clouds, Zhang Chihang lightly tapped my forehead, and said, "Don't be afraid." The chaotic emotions suddenly cleared up, I was no longer afraid, slowly opened my eyes, looked at the distance and under the clouds, it was the same scene just now, but I was no longer afraid.
Zhang Chihang pointed down, so we looked down and found that there was a mountain forest below, and there was a valley in between. There was a team of people on the hillside, and there was also a team of people in the valley. It was too far away to see clearly, but I could faintly see flames burning from the mountain to the canyon. There was thick smoke billowing in the canyon, and flames were everywhere.
This scene is so familiar.
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