After everyone figured it out, Xiao Hong quickly stepped on the accelerator, and the whole car rushed forward like crazy. .
Not long after the four of them drove, they found Lele lying on the ground. Due to the delay time of the video, Lele should have been lying there for half an hour at that time, and his body was already cold when he touched it. He brought Lele to Haoning's room, hurriedly put Lele into the bedroom, drove Zhou Yuan and Haoning out, and only studied how to save people with Liu Shuai in the bedroom.
"How did this happen?" Hao Ning was circling anxiously in the living room, and asked Zhou Yuan, the god of circles, "Why did Lele appear? Then why didn't they come out?"
"How would I know?" Zhou Yuan touched his forehead in doubt, "The video I watched with you, I know more than you, less than you."
"Then what is the weapon Yi Ping is referring to?" Hao Ning thought the same, so he changed the question and asked, "A blue needle? Didn't seem to see any needles or wounds just now?"
"Because that needle is specially designed to injure the soul!" The bedroom door opened, and Xiao Hong and Liu Shuai came out, frowning, "So there is no scar on the body at all."
"How is it?" Hao Ning and Zhou Yuan stood up at the same time. After all, they are colleagues, and Lele, as the front desk of the company, treats every colleague very well. At this time, something happened, and everyone was very worried, "How is she?"
"Hey..." Liu Shuai shook his head, looked at Zhou Yuan, and didn't speak.
"Look at what I'm doing!" Zhou Yuan was also in a mess, waving his hands and said, "I don't know that the false reality will come out really happy? Besides, this video is delayed for more than half an hour, no Is it because you haven't adjusted well? If you spend more time, it won't be like this?"
"It's the same for spending more time, and I don't blame you," Liu Shuai shook his head noncommittally, and continued, "They all preconceived that the characters in the video were fake except for Yi Pingzhi, so naturally they didn't know for a while. After realizing it, Lele is real."
"Hey... In this way, it makes sense..." Zhou Yuan patted his head, "The fake is the real and the fake..."
Liu Shuai nodded, sat down on the sofa with his head down, pointed at Zhou Yuan, and then pointed at Lele in the room: "I'm just sorry, why did the same thing happen again. How about you and Lele... Sigh .”
"The same thing?" Hao Ning asked strangely, "What's the same between Lele and Zhou Yuan?"
Liu Shuai just shook his head, but stopped talking.
"She was pierced by the needle," Xiaohong said in a deep voice, "the body is intact, but she suffered a little flesh injury when she fell down. I have just used the clean bottle of water from the Bodhisattva to help her recover, but his soul …”
Saying that Xiaohong stretched out her hand, there was a little soul light person in the palm of her hand, everyone looked over, she turned out to be a very old lady, but she was still wearing Lele's clothes, with a little blue dot on her chest, twinkling.
"This is? Lele's soul?" Hao Ning understood, "How can you be so old?"
"It is more than 80,000 years old, and it seems that because of this needle, it is still aging," Xiaohong shook her head, took out Jade Guanyin, and put the soul into the purification bottle, "I can only use the purification bottle to prevent her from continuing Aging, but Lele's body—" said Xiaohong looking back at the bedroom, "there is no soul anymore."
"This..." Hao Ning understood, no wonder Liu Shuai said that he was the same as Zhou Yuan, isn't this the state where Zhou Yuan had no soul before? It’s just that Zhou Yuan was still able to move normally after Lan Ruo lost his soul in some way. Lele was in a special situation and was in a coma. Hao Ning thought for a while and said, “Then what should I do? Lele is in a coma like this?”
"Coma?" Liu Shuai smiled wryly, "You're too optimistic! Her body has no soul, and I'm afraid she will really die soon."
"Ah?" Hao Ning immediately understood that before Lan Ruo and the others used animal spirits, but at this time, do they want to find an animal and put its spirit into Lele's body
Certainly not, thinking of this, Hao Ning himself denied his own thoughts, sat on the sofa, took a breath and said, "Then what should I do about this..."
"Yeah," Liu Shuai was depressed, "At that time Zhou Yuan could still mess with his body with the method of encircling the gods, but how could Lele have such a chance?"
"Quan Shen?" Hao Ning stood up suddenly, thought for a while and excitedly held Zhou Yuan's hand and said, "Hey, let me tell you, can you share some of your incense with Lele? Let him also have a circle god in his body? How about I cut you in half with the Soul Slashing Flying Blade, and you share half of Lele?"
"You, you, you are crazy!" Zhou Yuan shrank back with a shake of his hand, and cursed, "If you want me to die, just say it!"
"What's the matter, you've become a god?" Hao Ning didn't understand what Zhou Yuan was so afraid of doing, isn't this a good way? He said strangely, "Look, you are a circle god. I cut you into two circle gods with the Soul Slashing Flying Blade, so we put the other half into Lele's body, so she doesn't have a soul anymore?"
"Brother, don't make trouble," Liu Shuai smiled wryly, rubbing his forehead and patiently explained to Hao Ning, "You have gathered those Internet incenses into a very concrete virtual idol in Moments through the method of conferring gods, why? Can it still be cut? According to your intention, you cut Long Fei's soul in half with the Soul Slashing Flying Blade, making two Long Fei?"
"It's not like this has happened before. Doesn't Sun Wukong have a body clone method?" Hao Ning just finished talking about the body clone method, and suddenly thought that Yan Ye had used the body clone method to become the current state of the underworld. Will there be any relationship between this? But now he didn't think about it carefully, but asked Liu Shuai, "Then tell me, how did Monkey King do it?"
Liu Shuai looked at Hao Ning like a fool: "First, that is a spell that only Monkey King knows, and spells need to be practiced, do you understand? Second, Monkey King cut his soul into several parts and made clones. Are you crazy? Sun Wukong is a monkey spirit, not a starfish spirit. Do you think that if you cut a few and throw them into the sea, you can grow into several yourself?"
"Uh... makes sense..." Hao Ning scratched his head and looked at Zhou Yuan embarrassedly when he heard what Liu Shuai said, "Ah, your Sun Wukong split body method uses body hair, not cutting the soul into two, right? ?”
"Nonsense! It's really dangerous to be a god beside someone like you," Zhou Yuan stared at Hao Ning with lingering fear, "I'm afraid of you who have little knowledge of theology. Fortunately, you didn't directly use me as an experiment, and I'm not an earthworm. Yes, if you cut it, it can grow into two!"
"Then is there any Internet incense left?" Hao Ning asked Zhou Yuan anxiously, "If there is, I will become a god again?"
"Hehehe, of course it's gone. You were the god you made at the time. Have you forgotten?" Zhou Yuan smiled, pointing to Hao Ning and said, "Although the information on the Internet is not stable, but because of this, you put all the incense on the Internet. They are all fixed in the circle of friends. If there is a new incense, it will inevitably surround the circle of friends, without leaving a trace. Now there is no trace of incense in the Internet! I can’t feel a trace of incense without a master! You die Just get on with it, don't take it from me."
"That's not necessarily true." A voice suddenly appeared in the living room. The voice did not know where it came from, but Hao Ning heard it like the sound of heaven.
"Big brother? Big brother?" Hao Ning heard the voice very familiar. It was the voice that appeared in his head the day before yesterday, and he shouted loudly, "Is that you, big brother?"
"Brother, you sister! I'm a woman!" the voice shouted, and after finishing speaking, he said to himself, "That's right, it seems that this voice is not very good, just wait, I'll try another voice."
"Is it okay this time?" The voice rang out again, this time it was softer, "Listen, is it a female voice this time?"
"What kind of monster are you!" Xiao Hong stared at her eyes, stretched out her fingers, and a mass of true fire of samadhi ignited in her fingers, "You are pretending to be a ghost in front of this boy? Hurry up and show yourself! Otherwise, this boy will burn your roots and destroy you!" your soul
, demote you to the Land of Nine Nethers, and you will never be able to stand up again! "
"Eh..." Liu Shuai and Zhou Yuan looked at Xiaohong, Zhou Yuan quietly said to Liu Shuai, "Is it true that they have the same way of talking about this kind of monster? Nothing new!"
"Mom!" The voice seemed to be very afraid of Xiaohong's real fire, and wanted to run away when he saw it.
"Hey - don't be afraid, with me around, no one can hurt you!" Hao Ning hurriedly shook Xiaohong's hands, and persuaded, "Xiaohong, put away your magical powers, don't get me wrong, this voice is nothing else, It's the voice that helped me last at the Stone Gambling Field yesterday!"
"Hee hee, that's right," said the voice, seeing that Hao Ning remembered clearly, and quickly laughed, "You really remember it clearly."
"Who are you, big brother—no, little sister," Hao Ning winked at Xiao Hong, and asked in a coaxing and deceiving voice, "And, that, why did you help me?"
"Because I also want to be like that unreliable good friend of yours." The voice seemed naughty, and the voice was also nice, "Because you made me a god and come to the world."
"A good friend who is unreliable? Being made a god by Hao Ning?" Zhou Yuan looked at the other people in the living room, all staring at him, and then realized that the voice was talking about himself, stomping his feet angrily, "Who are you?" Whoever has the ability, come out for me, and see if I don't burn your roots, destroy your soul, and demote you to the land of the nine worlds, so that you can never stand up!" After speaking, he looked at Liu Shuai with a blushing face. , Liu Shuai looked at Zhou Yuan with contempt.
"The god of Moments, even I don't know who it is," the voice was not afraid of Zhou Yuan's words, and continued disapprovingly, "I still have the face to say that I am the new god of the Internet? - Let me tell you, I am also a believer in the Internet The phaseless incense produced!"
"Nonsense!" Zhou Yuan blushed. After all, he just said that there is no trace of incense in the Internet, and he felt uncomfortable being slapped in the face so quickly. , how could there be omissions."
"Hee hee, don't you know—" the voice sneered, "There is still a lot of incense on the Internet, which you, the circle god of the Penguin Empire, can't touch at all?"
"Is there such a thing?" Hao Ning looked at Zhou Yuan suspiciously, "It turns out that you are not everything in the Internet..."
"Don't listen to her nonsense!" Zhou Yuan argued angrily, "Let's see if you have the ability, don't talk nonsense here."
"I really can't come out," the voice said with regret after hearing Zhou Yuan say this, "Your characteristic is to show people's hearts, and you can naturally transform into everyone's appearance without any effort, but I am because of people's love for money. Born out of the faith, naturally it doesn’t look like it anymore, otherwise why would I ask brother Haoning—”
This time Brother Hao Ning called Hao Ning, who was beautiful in his heart, and said with a smile: "Little sister, what kind of religious incense do you have, even the circle gods don't know you?"
"Hee hee, it's easy to say," the voice said with a slight smile, "I am the incense of people's beliefs in Alibaba Group because of their constant activities within the business scope of the Alibaba Group."
Ali Beibei? Hao Ning suddenly realized, looked at Zhou Yuan and laughed, no wonder Zhou Yuan didn't know that Ali Beibei is another big company that Huaxia Land and Penguin Group are facing each other, but Ali Beibei has always been doing Internet business Therefore, Hao Ning did not expect that people still have faith in this aspect.
"That—Little Sister Ali," Hao Ning himself thought that Little Sister Ali sounded funny, like the youngest daughter of the Arirang family, and asked with a smile, "I can understand that people will develop beliefs when playing games. Watch the video Incense will be generated, and chatting will have spiritual attention, but I don’t know that people buy clothes and jewelry within the scope of Ali Beibei, and they will also generate incense?”
"Yes, but very few," the voice said, seeming a little depressed, "there wouldn't be too many incense, so it's not surprising that you circle gods can't feel it, but don't forget, people put a lot of incense A lot of money is put into a place in Ali Beibei, and that place they call—"
"Zhifubao?" Hao Ning blurted out, regardless of Zhou Yuan's nostrils lifted to the ceiling when he heard the word, "Is it Zhifubao?"
"Yes, yes!" The voice replied happily, if she was in front of Hao Ning, Hao Ning seemed to feel her dancing and clapping, just listening to the voice continued, "Of course people don't have faith when they buy clothes , but people have faith in money, there is no God of Wealth in your world, there is also a Bodhisattva, what kind of wealth is there beside him—”
"Boy Shancai!" Xiao Hong smiled openly, patted her chest and announced her family name, "It's me! It's me! It's me! It's me!"
Xiaohong said it a few times excitedly, which made Hao Ning a little weird, this Xiaohong just wanted a fire to burn this voice out, why is she so proactive in introducing herself now
"Oh." The voice didn't seem to be interested in Xiaohong, probably because she disliked Xiaohong's treatment of herself just now, and continued to say uninterestedly, "So I slowly accumulated people's love for money and became incensed, As for myself, it will take many years for me to develop spiritual wisdom, but once before, you seemed to use money to make magical artifacts through the incense in the Internet. This seems to be an opportunity, and it suddenly made me produce spiritual wisdom! I have to thank you!"
"Luobao money!" Hao Ning remembered that when he planned to save Nezha from the enemy Mie Shenmen, he did use Zhou Yuan's mana to make Luobao money, which was probably produced at that time, "So you were born at that time ?”
"That's right, so I came to you excitedly afterwards, but I saw that you were busy all the time and didn't dare to speak." The voice seemed a little sad when it came to this point, "It's the first time I just spoke, and you I lost my large amount of incense, and I was so scared that I didn't show up for a long time."
"Uh..." Hao Ning scratched his head, he knew it was the first time when he learned to use the Soul Slashing Flying Blade, he wiped out the soul that said "Hey" in the living room into raw materials for soul coins, and scratched his head in embarrassment when he thought of this , it seems that the one who asked him "If you want money, come to me" at home is also the voice in front of you.
Hao Ning blushed unconsciously and was about to speak, but was interrupted by Xiao Hong, who only heard Xiao Hong ask concerned, "Then are you well now?"
"Oh, well," the voice didn't mind, and continued, "Brother Haoning, people have enough faith in money. As long as I develop spiritual wisdom, I will recover very quickly!"
"Oh, that's good," Hao Ning thought for a while, then waved his hands and said, "I'm sorry, little sister Ali, we are busy today, can I chat with you another day?"
"Hey - don't worry!" Seeing that Hao Ning was chasing the guest, the voice quickly said, "Didn't you have a friend who lost his soul? You made me a god, and then I couldn't get into this person's body." ?"
"No, no!" Before Hao Ning could answer, Zhou Yuan had already spoken, "At the time of conferring the gods, Hao Ning borrowed the supernatural powers from the list of gods in Fengshen Yanyi, but now the world of conferring gods is in a mess, so he can't borrow it!"
"I borrowed it, I borrowed it!" It was still Hao Ning who hadn't spoken yet, but Xiao Hong had already answered, and then fumbled all over her body, saying while touching, "Brother Zhang once used his own kindness as a Taoist in the Conferred God World. Xianghuo, with great mana, I once drew a picture of the list of gods, brother Hao Ning, you can use this list of gods drawn by brother Zhang to use your magical powers to become a god again."
"Hmph!" Zhou Yuan stopped talking, and sat at the dining table drinking plain water.
Sure enough, the Penguin Empire and Ali Beibei are two incompatible systems. Even the gods they were born are so inexplicably at odds with each other. He hurriedly looked for the list of gods painted by Chi Hang.
"I found it!" Xiao Hong smiled happily and found a crumpled facial tissue, on which she saw three large characters written obliquely with a pencil, "Feng Shen Bang."
"..." Hao Ning and Liu Shuai looked at each other and asked, "Is this the list of gods drawn by the Bodhisattva you mentioned
"
"Uh..." Xiaohong flattened the piece of paper on the coffee table, pressed it a few times, let out a sigh of relief, and said cheerfully, "Is this all right?"
"This seems to be a lot better—a p," Hao Ning couldn't help complaining, pointing at the torn facial tissue, and then pointing at Xiaohong, cursing, "Brother, your broken characters are used for wool! And his brush writing is quite beautiful—" Hao Ning patted the "Heart Sutra" handwritten by Zhang Chihang that Xiaohong gave him in his pocket, and then pointed to the pencil writing on the tissue paper, "Why is this pencil writing Is it so ugly? Did he write these words with a pencil between his feet after he lost when you were playing Joke Dare?"
"How do you know? You're amazing!" Xiaohong looked surprised, holding Haoning's hand and said with emotion, "Yes, yes, you still know Big Brother Zhang best in the world!"
"..." Hao Ning wiped his sweat, as if he smelled a strange smell coming out of consciousness from the tissue paper, looked at Xiao Hong with contempt, and let go of Xiao Hong's hand, "Such disgusting garbage, burn it quickly !"
Talking about looking for a lighter in the house, he wanted to burn Zhang Chihang's "foot wipe".
"My God, big brother, can you stop messing around?" Xiao Honghan came out, dragged Hao Ning and waved his hands quickly, "Stinky tofu smells delicious. Although this facial tissue is not good-looking, but after all It was something written by Big Brother Zhang, and it is still somewhat useful. Although you can’t seal hundreds of gods, this one should be enough..." At this point, Xiao Hong winked at Liu Shuai, and pointed to the people in the room. Lele said, "We still have to save Lele, don't we?"
Liu Shuai understood, nodded and said: "Yes, yes, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva can say that if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, Hao Ning, you can't be fearless, you don't need to wipe your feet, who uses a foot towel?" Said Seeing Xiaohong staring at her here, she quickly changed her tune, "You don't need to—this, this, the list of gods, who uses the list of gods."
"..." Hao Ning sighed, "But I'm not a Bodhisattva..."
"Hey," Xiaohong saw Hao Ning let go, and quickly persuaded with a smile, "But you have done this good deed, and you have a chance to become a Bodhisattva..."
"Not interested," Hao Ning thought of Zhang Chihang's appearance, and his heart trembled, but he looked at the bedroom and finally sighed, "Okay, then I will try." He said to close his eyes, touch his fingers Say the five words "borrowing supernatural powers" to the "Fengshen Bang".
"Wait!" Seeing that Hao Ning was about to make a move, Xiao Hong quickly stopped Hao Ning and said, "We can't do it now, we still have to find an idol for this little sister."
"Idol?" Hao Ning remembered that Zhang Quan also said the same thing last time, he had to find a fixed Internet virtual idol for this incense, so he asked, "What is better?"
"It doesn't matter," Xiaohong said to herself, "as long as she is a woman." After speaking, Xiaohong blushed, took a look at Haoning and stopped talking.
When Xiaohong said this, Hao Ning understood everything. How could Xiaohong want to become a god? She obviously wanted to find a girlfriend for herself! The god produced by this wealth treasure is naturally related to money and money, so don't be too compatible with this boy of good fortune. No wonder Xiaohong is so active. Thinking of this, Hao Ning is also a little more relaxed. This is a good thing, and it will save Xiaohong to find another girl Friends, suddenly regained energy: "Then tell me, what idol are you looking for?"
"Brother Hao Ning doesn't know something." Xiao Hong thought that Hao Ning didn't know the specifics of this god, and continued to explain, "Because everyone's belief in money is different, so if you want to become a god, you must be very specific to an idol. , such as the God of Wealth, such as Pixiu, and this image is the best, Brother Haoning, you know it very well. In this case, this little sister—" Obviously, Xiaohong wiped her saliva when she said this, "This little sister's Incense can be better embodied, and it can better confer gods!"
"So that's how it is," Hao Ning pretended to hear Xiaohong say this, and said deliberately with a smile, "It's easy to handle, I want to have an image that I know very well, it has something to do with money, and everyone needs to worship it, Ma Yunyang No? He's famous and rich in Alibeberry."
"No, no, no!" Xiaohong said with shaking of her hands, her expression changed, "It can't be a man, and it can't be an alien, I will have nightmares if I sleep with him—that's not what I mean, I mainly think , don’t be a real person, it’s better to be in the Internet all the time, and it’s related to money.”
Hao Ning felt happy seeing Xiaohong's serious nonsense, "Then, can I find a picture of Pixiu on the Internet?"
"No, no," Xiaohong shook her head and said, "You can choose, of course you choose someone, and it must be a woman!"
"You should come to confer the gods yourself!" Hao Ning waved his hands in annoyance, "I won't serve you anymore, I'll pick and choose, and I didn't see you when I saw Pixiu before!"
"Brother, Hao Ning, big brother..." Xiao Hong took Hao Ning's hand, and the Holy Infant King begged Hao Ning with a smile on his face. Say what you think directly, "Isn't it possible to choose for yourself? Who doesn't want to choose something for themselves, brother, please. Understand that older teenagers have been holding back for thousands of years. You forget, when you When you met him with Big Brother Zhang, didn’t you use that long, sharp, watery thing to poke him so many times, and he didn’t make a sound~”
Xiaohong was talking about the first meeting in Fanggu, Hao Ning used Zhang Chihang's "water sword" to stab Xiaohong thirty-six times, replacing Tiangang's thirty-six knives. Say it, the more you hear it, the weirder it gets.
"Fucking, it's so disgusting!" Hao Ning shook his body, sighed, and thought for a long time before saying, "Then the last time, what exactly are you asking for?"
"It's very simple," Xiaohong said with a smile, breaking her fingers, "This idol must have something to do with money, preferably it has a lot to do with money, and it has to be a woman. Everyone in the Internet knows that it is easy to gather incense, and it is best to be charming, eloquent, especially good at dealing with affairs, and also knowledgeable, highly educated, dedicated to love, knowing three obediences and four virtues, and is especially good to her husband , it’s best to only have her husband alone..." Xiao Hong was talking, seeing Hao Ning staring at herself, and quickly shut up, "That's all."
"These?" Hao Ning sneered, staring at Xiao Hong and said, "You have so many demands, but you are really single based on your strength!"
"Brother Haoning, you stabbed him so painfully back then~" Xiaohong started again, Zhou Yuan was covered in goosebumps, and went home with a sway, Liu Shuai was so disgusted that he urinated directly and stayed in the toilet However, I can still hear Honghaier's disgusting voice, "I've been stabbed by you to bleed, I didn't even yell~"
"I got it, I got it!" Hao Ning rubbed his forehead angrily, suddenly thought of a character, and asked with a smile, "Then satisfy your requirements, and you won't pester me anymore?"
"No, no, no," Xiaohong said with a happy smile.
"Then what if I need your help?"
"Don't worry! I will stab you in both sides!" Xiao Hongyi Bo Yuntian said, "Anyway, you have stabbed me many times..."
"Stop!" Hao Ning said quickly, "It's settled, let's go!"
"Use your supernatural powers!"
A golden light flashed, and there was another person in the living room, to be precise, it was a woman with various styles, Hao Ning looked at this woman and smiled, and the woman looked at Hao Ning and smiled shyly: "Thank you! Brother Hao Ning."
"Don't!" Hao Ning looked at the woman in front of him, and trembled when he heard this address, "You should call me Brother Hao Ning."
"Brother Haoning..." Xiao Hong looked at the woman, dumbfounded, "Who is this old woman?"
Hao Ning looked at Xiao Hong seriously and said, "Tong Xiangyu!"
"Plop!" Xiaohong spread out on the sofa, looking at this "Tong Xiangyu", looking at this "Tong Xiangyu", muttering as if her body was hollowed out, "Who is Tong Xiangyu..."
(end of this chapter)
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