"Brother Haoning..." Xiao Hong looked at the woman, dumbfounded, "Who is this old woman?"
"Tong Xiangyu!" Hao Ning pointed to this woman and explained, "Oh, to be correct, it should be the classic character in "Wu Xia Bi Zhuan", which is widely spread on the Internet and widely welcomed by everyone. Bei's incense is placed on this character. On the mobile phone, m...have you never watched "Wulin Biography"?"
"But why—" Xiaohong looked at the woman in her thirties with a bitter face, "Why is that so?"
"Isn't this all your request?" Hao Ning said solemnly, "Look, first of all, Tong Xiangyu is a woman. She has been educated and reasonable since she was a child, and as a restaurant proprietress, she manages money and can do things, and she is very charming. Kind of, the most important thing is that many people like this character, right, Shopkeeper Tong?"
It’s not surprising for Hao Ning to say that. In the past few years, “Wulin Biography” was indeed very popular, but after all, there have been new film and television dramas appearing in these years, so it’s not surprising that Xiaohong didn’t know about it. But Tong Xiangyu in this film and television drama is indeed a master who loves money. Hao Ning himself doesn't watch many dramas, and he really can't think of other idols who can meet Xiaohong's requirements.
"Of course." The "Tong" Xinshen seemed a little uncomfortable, but he still answered Hao Ning's question with a smile.
"The problem is that this is too old," Xiaohong smiled wryly, "it must be 40 years old?"
"Is 40 old?" Hao Ning disagreed, "Are you a thousand years old?"
"But I look tender," Xiaohong said depressedly.
"Hey, what do you mean?" "Tong" Xinshen turned around with a smile, and smiled coquettishly at Xiaohong, "Little brother, sister is not interested in you, don't think too much, come on, Hao Brother Ning, where is that body, I have to attach to her!"
After speaking, she tapped lightly on Xiaohong's forehead, then Bai Meisheng turned her head and walked into the bedroom.
This spot on Xiaohong's forehead seemed to have awakened Xiaohong's thousand-year-old heart. He stood up with a bang, hugged Hao Ning and said, "Thank you Brother Hao Ning, she is gone!"
"Her?" Hao Ning himself wanted to play tricks on Xiao Hong. After all, how can an idol designed by such a force be able to do things like feelings? Hao Ning just wanted to have fun quickly, but Xiao Hong was really serious. She shook her head and said, "She is not young, she is almost 40!"
Xiaohong didn't care: "I'm already a thousand years old!"
"But you look tender!" Hao Ning said depressedly, the conversation seemed to be reversed.
"But I'm old-fashioned!" Xiaohong trembled a little excitedly, "I like this kind of style, with all kinds of styles, can't I be controlled by Yujie?"
"But I don't like you!" Hao Ning broke down, "I have someone I like in TV dramas, called Laobai!"
"There is Lao Bai in TV dramas, of course it has to be reversed in reality, and I, Xiaohong, are just right!" Xiaohong can no longer control herself, "Look, TV dramas are TV dramas, and life is life. Xiaohong, how wonderful, and Xiaohong sounds so festive, Xiaohong, it’s Xiao Xianrou, Hongma, it’s a wedding! Tomorrow I will have a wedding with her! Sister, I’m coming!”
Speaking of which, Xiaohong ran into the bedroom and went to find "Tong" Xinshen.
"This..." Hao Ning looked at the empty living room and sighed, "It's scary to hold back feelings for a thousand years."
Monday is a depressing day, but today, this Monday, the entire company, especially the female employees, is not only depressed, but also collapsed, because they found out in despair that the little fresh meat in their hearts, Xiaohong, had the audacity to like it Lele, the front desk of the company.
The reason why I say shameless is that this Lele obviously doesn't have any feelings for Xiao Xianrou, but Xiao Xianrou still sticks to her side like a little milk dog.
Haoning only found out when he came to the company. It’s hard to say whether he didn’t find out. When he came to the company, he could see Xiaohong talking beside Lele. Although Haoning was far away, he could still hear Xiaohong. Looking at Lele with a smile, she couldn't stop calling her baby—to be able to call a girl baby these days is basically equivalent to two people being together.
Hao Ning just turned on the computer, and when he heard the word "baby", he was amused, and hurriedly leaned over and said with a smile: "Lele, okay, you guys have established a relationship so quickly? It seems that Xiaohong sent you home yesterday A lot happened after that!"
"This..." Xiaohong quickly answered, "Hey..."
"Stop!" Lele glared at Xiaohong, "You are not allowed to speak! Otherwise, I will ignore you." Xiaohong quickly said obediently, "Oh", and closed her mouth tightly.
"Haoning!" Lele said, pointing at Xiaohong with a sad face, "what's wrong with this boy of good fortune? Why does he always treat me like this? Please, we are all in the same system. He was in charge of money in the past. I It’s the current God of Wealth, you said he’s been like this all the time, causing me a lot of trouble!”
"This..." Hao Ning scratched his head, "You don't like this handsome guy?"
Speaking of which, Haoning pointed at Xiaohong deliberately: "Look at him, he can do whatever he wants, he wants height, he wants height, he wants good looks, what don't you like?"
This is obviously to praise Xiaohong, Xiaohong is very happy, and she stands upright a lot.
"The problem is that he's not Laobai!" Lele propped her chin depressed. It seems that the idol of shopkeeper "Tong" has a great influence on this new god. The sky is normal, just listen
Lele continued, "How could it be possible for me and Xiaohong? After all, there is a generation gap between us."
"Don't worry, I won't think you're young," Xiaohong patted her chest and said, "I like loli."
"..." Lele looked at Xiaohong impatiently and said, "Who told you to talk?" A word made Xiaohong tremble in fright, and shut up quickly.
"Hahaha," Hao Ning looked at Xiaohong and smiled, "You, the devil king of the world, also have today."
"Haoning," Lele said earnestly, "I think he's too young, so unstable, how can there be my old Bai—"
"Wait," Hao Ning frowned, "You won't always be thinking about that Bai Zhantang, right? Eldest sister, Boss Tong is just a place for you to gather incense so that you can have a concrete idol, you won't The sense of substitution is too strong, do you really think you are her?"
"Then who am I?" Lele asked strangely, "When you set my idol as Tong Xiangyu, did you already decide?"
"Is there another theory?" Hao Ning looked at Xiao Hong, "Is it?"
"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Xiaohong couldn't speak with her mouth closed, she could only speak with her nose. Hao Ning was too tired to see this, so he quickly gave Lele a wink, "You didn't let him speak just now, how dare he speak now ah… "
"Then tell me," Lele said angrily, "Just say something useful."
"Hey, okay, baby, you are so kind." Xiaohong's shameless appearance reminded Hao Ning of Liu Shuai in front of him, and he only heard Xiaohong say, "I once heard the Bodhisattva say that the idols chosen are different. The gods that make this incense gather will be different, for example, the incense of the statue of Guan Zizai will only produce Guan Zizai, and the incense of the statue of Dragon God will only produce gods like Long Fei, so a baby like this—"
"Can't you stop calling me baby baby?" Lele took a sip of water, pushed Xiaohong, and said in disgust, "I am the god of treasure, and the treasure of Zhifubao is not your baby. Be careful."
"It turns out that the baby is such a treasure..." Seeing that Lele kept beating Xiaohong, Hao Ning was afraid that Xiaohong would burn down the building after a while, so he said quickly, "Speak less, you are a treasure." God? Who named it?"
"Myself," Lele saw Hao Ning's bewildered face, and quickly explained, "Why, didn't Zhou Yuan get the name of the circle god himself? Could it be that you got such an ugly name?"
"Uh, it's him, it's him." Haoning smiled wryly, then turned to Xiaohong and asked, "How do you feel that Lele's temper was so bad before?"
"Maybe this idol is too specific," Xiaohong thought for a while, "so the character is a bit too strong for the time being."
"Then what should we do?" Hao Ning thought to himself that Lele's unforgiving character would not be easy to do administrative work at the front desk.
"What should I do?" Xiaohong looked at Lele and smiled, "Isn't this good? I like Lele like this."
"Since when did you start shaking?" Hao Ning asked strangely, "You're being serious, how can you make Lele's character normal? - Well, be gentle."
"Satisfy her most urgent wish now," Xiaohong thought for a while, "after she is satisfied, her idol's original character will recede, and then return to Lele's previous character. Of course, will she have the same character as Xin Shen I don't know if there is an intersection."
"Lele, what is your greatest wish now?" Hao Ning asked after thinking about it.
"Find my silly old white," Lele giggled.
"Impossible," Hao Ning said angrily, "Lao Bai is a character on TV, how can I get it out for you? Change it."
"Then." Although Lele has a bad temper for the time being, she is not an ignorant god. Knowing what Hao Ning said, she raised her head and thought for a while, "Find someone who knows Lao Bai's best kung fu, like his— "
"Sunflower acupuncture?" Hao Ning laughed, this sunflower acupuncture is Lao Bai's signature kung fu, and people can't move after pressing it, "This is easy!" He took out his mobile phone, clicked on a video software, and found " The TV series "Wulin Biography"—speaking of which, this TV series is indeed very popular at present, but the kung fu in it is so serious—only Hao Ning whispered, "Use my supernatural powers", and then smiled at Lele, "Cheng Already, just wait - Liu Shuai, Liu Shuai!"
"What's the matter?" Liu Shuai was talking to Qi Li, when he heard Hao Ning calling him, he hurried over with a questioning face, "What's the matter with you?"
"Sunflower Acupuncture Hand!" As soon as Hao Ning pointed at Liu Shuai, Liu Shuai couldn't move immediately, and the doubts on his face did not disappear.
"Fuck!" Xiaohong was so surprised that she forgot to watch Lele, "Brother Haoning, what kind of kung fu is this?"
"Acupoint acupuncture," Hao Ning performed "Sunflower Jie Acupuncture Hand" again, Liu Shuai was able to move immediately, looked at Hao Ning and said in surprise, "Can you still know this?"
"What's so difficult about it?" Hao Ning shook his phone with a smile. Seeing that Liu Shuai understood immediately, he turned his head and asked Le Le, "You saw Sunflower acupuncture, are you satisfied?"
"Well, I'm satisfied," Lele looked at Haoning's face full of stars, "I'm so satisfied!"
"Xiao Hong, what then?" Hao Ning continued to ask, "Then what should I do?"
Xiaohong still didn't recover from the surprise just now, Lele had already excitedly grabbed Hao Ning's hand and said, "Then let's quickly pray to heaven and earth, and immediately bridal chamber!"
"Hey, hey!" Hao Ning was frightened by the treasure God Lele who was still reserved just now and now hates to marry, and called out "Sunflower acupressure hand!" He quickly tapped Lele, Lele's excited smile was still on his face , Haoning was frightened when he saw the collapsed Xiaohong,
I knew I couldn't find out if I asked him, so I had to ask Liu Shuai, "What's going on here?"
Liu Shuai looked at the chaos and thought about it, "You're messing around, what magical powers do you use to show off your sunflower acupuncture skills? Xiaohong is so eager to chase Lele, and you still fight him? As soon as you use this sunflower acupuncture technique , there are other people in Lele's eyes, doesn't it mean that she regards you as her idiot?"
"Brother Haoning..." Xiaohong also understood, and said depressedly, "You don't like baby Lele, why are you robbing her from me?"
"I didn't want to rob you," Hao Ning scratched his head, and explained awkwardly, "It's not that I want to show off, it's because she insists on watching, and Xiaohong can't do it, and he can't use his supernatural powers." .”
"Nonsense!" Liu Shuai laughed, "Xiao Hong won't, won't you pass on the magic power to him?"
"En?" Hao Ning was stunned, "What do you mean I should pass on my supernatural powers to him?"
"It's very simple," Liu Shuai said nonchalantly, "Xiaohong is a god. You use the power of the stars to transfer the kung fu you want to Xiaohong. Doesn't he learn it? It's just that this method takes more time. Short, maybe only last a week or two?"
"Hey?" Hao Ning asked strangely, "Is there another way? Can ordinary people do the same?"
"Of course, it's just that the time will be shorter," Liu Shuai said strangely, "Why don't you even know this?"
"I still blame you for knowing!" Hao Ning looked at Liu Shuai suspiciously, intending to try it out, so he grabbed Xiaohong in one hand and the phone in the other, and said to himself, "The stars are changing", and Xiaohong called Shivering, and then seeming refreshed.
"Xiao Hong," Hao Ning asked tentatively, "Why don't you try to relieve Lele's acupuncture points?"
"Sunflower relieves the acupoint!" Xiaohong touched Lele's body, and Lele was able to move.
"Xiaohong!" Lele looked at Xiaohong's eyes immediately differently, clasped his hands in front of his chest, looked at Xiaohong with shining eyes, and said affectionately, "You just used the Sunflower Jie acupoint hand?"
"En!" Xiaohong seemed to see Lele looking at herself like this for the first time. Hao Ning complained about you, a fool. Before yesterday, when Lele was not a god of treasure, every time she saw you, Xiaohong, she always looked at you like this. Is it okay to have such a look, but I definitely can't say it at this time, so I have to pretend to be envious and keep blessing the two of them.
"Then, I want to drink something." Lele lowered her head and said shyly, "Can you accompany me out for a drink?"
"Of course!" Xiao Hongyan almost stopped laughing, and walked out of the company holding Lele's hand.
So, during working hours, the company's new finance and old front office skipped work in a grandiose manner to fall in love.
"This—what kind of argument is this?" Hao Ning looked at the backs of the two walking out, and didn't know who was crazy. Thinking of the situation just now, he quickly asked Liu Shuai, "Say, how did you know that method? It can be done by changing stars." Let Xiaohong learn the kung fu that I can learn?"
"I know this way, how do I know—" Liu Shuai replied without thinking, and suddenly realized, "Oh—I know, this should also be some kind of intuition in Zhizhishu's paper. I am because of it I knew this intuitively, so I knew this method unintentionally."
"Shu?" Hao Ning remembered, the piece of paper that floated out of the fake Shu, Liu Shuai said at the time that it was some kind of intuition of Shu, and after thinking about it, he thought it was wrong, "But it is impossible for Shu to know that I have borrowed supernatural powers. Is it something you can use?"
"I don't know," Liu Shuai pondered, "Maybe it's because the great wisdom has already penetrated the mysteries, so I understand it by analogy."
"Then Lele and Xiaohong," Hao Ning said worriedly, "Are they okay? I always feel that Lele likes Xiaohong because of Xiaohong's sunflower acupressure, isn't it weird?"
"Emotions, how do you, a single dog like you, figure it out through logic?" Liu Shuai gave Hao Ning a critical blow. Seeing that Hao Ning was about to get angry, he quickly smiled and said, "This, this, I wish you love, It's just what you want."
Hao Ning was about to point Liu Shuai angrily, only to hear Zhou Yuan shout: "Liu Shuai, Hao Ning, come quickly!"
Hearing Zhou Yuan's voice, the two turned their heads to see that Qi Li was lying on his seat, unconscious.
Hao Ning and Liu Shuai just rushed over, Zhou Yuan only whispered a few words in their ears, they were startled and shut up immediately.
There was an uproar in the company when something like this happened, the CEO and Yang Laode were in charge of stabilizing the company's mood, Liu Shuai and Zhou Yuanhao Ning volunteered to send Qili to the hospital while preventing other people from contacting Qili, and they didn't send him away to the hospital. They were sent to the hospital where Xiao was.
The three of them kept silent all the way, until they entered the hospital, and after looking for the little one to put Qili back into the ward on the previous floor, Liu Shuai let Xiaoxian go out for the first time, closed the door and Haoning and Zhou Yuan looked at Qili in the hospital bed .
Although Xiao is strange, after all, he has an unusual relationship with Liu Shuai. Besides, there are many patients recently, and he is in a hurry to treat other people first, and he said he will come back.
"What's going on, why is it Qili again?" Hao Ning said now, "He also plays games and his soul is old? Or did he use Hama Gong against his orders?"
"No," Liu Shuai shook his head, "He doesn't like playing games very much, and I heard today that he has been working overtime recently to slap Nezha's Didi in the face, and he doesn't have time to play games and go out to use some toad skills! "
"But this is very strange," Zhou Yuan shook his head, "His soul is at least 50,000 years old now, which is obviously very similar to the phenomenon of those who play with mobile phones and gamble with stones!"
(end of this chapter)
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