Zhou Yuan counted to himself: "Since I met you, smart hardware has started, and you said smart hardware is not good; o2o has started, and you said o2o is not good; Internet finance has started, and you say Internet finance is not good; sharing economy has started Yes, you said that the sharing economy is not good; as a bystander, I sum up from this and feel that it is too easy to judge a future. I just need to say to any new industry that most of them have no future. Pinshu.com.”
The director opened his mouth, but before he could make a sound, Zhou Yuan waved his hand, signaling the director not to speak: "You don't need to rush to refute me, at least from the statistical results, it is very safe and safe to say that any emerging industry is not good. strategy, because even a watch that does not move will be correct twice a day, not to mention that every new thing has a much higher chance of failure than success. You are right. In this sense, there is no difference between a fortune teller, oh no, a fortune teller also needs to observe words, talk to people when you see people, and talk to ghosts, you only need to talk nonsense, and judge it when it is dead. It’s really easy to do business.”
After Zhou Yuan finished this long speech, the director's face turned green, Liu Shuai's face turned green, and everyone else's face could not wait to get into their jobs, but I have to admit that Zhou Yuan's words made sense of. But it is obvious that such words are not suitable to say to the director on such an occasion, and it is a bit too much to use the director and the fortune teller later.
"besides-"
"Anything else?" Liu Shuai couldn't help but speak out. He was desperate at this moment. The director slowly put down his chopsticks, held the teacup in his hand, drank water slowly, and stared at Zhou Yuan with squinted eyes.
"Also." Zhou Yuan was not interrupted by Liu Shuai, and continued, ignoring the director's gaze, "You've been nagging all day, telling us that men wear Guanyin and women wear Buddha, let alone that you, a scientific and technological worker, believe in these things." Right or wrong, we just look at whether this sentence is reasonable. Take Guanyin as an example. I only found out after watching "Journey to the West" recently that Sun Wukong once called Guanyin "she should never have a husband", which means that Guanyin has no partner in her life. You bring one It is not auspicious for a bodhisattva who cannot find a partner in his life."
Said that there was a sudden explosion of thunder outside here, Liu Shuai shrank his head, and secretly scolded Zhou Yuan for being too outspoken. For some reason, he suddenly remembered the red boy who was whipped by Guan Zizai, and couldn't help shaking.
At this time, the director could no longer maintain the smile just now, and looked at Zhou Yuan coldly: "Do you think you have made great progress recently, so you can criticize me?"
Zhou Yuan didn't seem to feel the coercion at all: "Anyone can judge you, it has nothing to do with my progress, it only has something to do with whether you are right or not."
"Good, good, good!" The director said three good things in a row, took a deep breath, then looked at Liu Shuai and said, "I think our company seems to have one more designer, and we can optimize the staffing."
Liu Shuai groaned inwardly at this time, and was about to speak, Zhou Yuan answered at this moment: "Are you talking about me? Sorry, you are just a director, the appointment of employees is jointly assessed by the personnel department and the business department, and you only have half of the appointment and dismissal." What's more, if the company wants to fire an employee, it must notify the employee one month in advance, it will not be what you said now."
Hearing this, I was already in a cold sweat. Liu Shuai told me with a wry smile that there will be even more exciting things to come.
At this time, the director was no longer maintaining his image, and he slapped the table with a "bang"; "I still have a meeting, you eat first, I'll go first!" He said to get up and leave.
Zhou Yuan said at this time: "Didn't you say that you invited us to dinner? Didn't you pay the bill and leave?"
Liu Shuai had already rolled his eyes at this time, thinking, oh my god, hang me up. The director laughed back in anger, took out his wallet with shaking hands and handed it to Liu Shuai, holding back his anger and said: "You will buy the order later, remember to ask for an invoice."
"Do you want to take the invoice and seek financial reimbursement?" Zhou Yuan asked again.
"No! I'm scratching the lottery!" The director roared, left the dinner table, and walked away.
Seeing that the situation was not going well, the others all said that they had eaten enough and left first. Only Liu Shuai sat down to accompany Zhou Yuan, waiting for everyone to leave. Liu Shuai was about to talk about Zhou Yuan, but Zhou Yuan said to him: "Why are they eating?" Angry? Am I not telling the truth?"
"I'll go..." Liu Shuai wanted to cry, "What you said is the truth, um, maybe it's the truth." Liu Shuai felt that it was wrong and changed his words, "But you can't say that either."
"Why?" Zhou Yuan asked him expressionlessly.
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Hearing this, I understand why Liu Shuai didn't know how to describe this incident to me at first. I thought about it and asked Liu Shuai: "So the director really wants to fire Zhou Yuan?"
Liu Shuai shook his head and nodded a little: "It is very possible that the director has been communicating with the person in charge of the personnel department since he came back, and he hasn't come out yet."
"Hey" I sighed, "Does this have something to do with Zhou Yuan's soul leaving his body?"
"It's a big deal!" Liu Shuai yelled, he was also suffocated by the inexplicable meal at noon, and he had the tendency to get angry at me: "I just heard that after the soul leaves the body, people are not like people. After reading it now, I realize that a soulless person, not even a walking dead, is a machine, a machine with very fast calculations, he cannot make mistakes, but completely, that, how to say? Completely—"
I thought for a while: "Totally impersonal?"
"Yes!" Liu Shuai agreed: "It is said that our research and development EQ is low. From today's lunch, Zhou Yuan's EQ is now negative. Finish playing by yourself in a few days."
Just as I was talking, someone opened the door and came in. I saw that it was the director, and I didn't know what to say for a while.
Seeing that the director was stunned for a moment, Liu Shuai hurriedly said, "Lauder, you want to use the conference room, right? Then let's go out first." After speaking, he motioned for me to go together.
Unexpectedly, the director closed the door after he came in, and said to us: "I am looking for you, please sit down, let's talk about Zhou Yuan's problem."
I was really afraid of what would happen. It can be seen that you can’t talk about people behind your back. I muttered to myself, I had no choice but to sit down with Liu Shuai and wait for the director to speak.
The director sat down, looked out the window, and kept silent, which made Liu Shuai and I feel awkward. The meeting room was very quiet, and only a little sound could be heard outside.
After a while, I thought about saying something for Zhou Yuan, and just as I was about to speak, the director said: "I think what Zhou Yuan said still makes sense."
"Huh?" Liu Shuai and I looked at each other in blank dismay, "Makes sense?"
"A watch that doesn't move will be correct twice a day." The director suddenly laughed when he said this, "This kid is really talented. If he didn't say it, I didn't realize that I was judging the industry trend. It will give everyone that impression.”
"Yes yes yes." Liu Shuai nodded hastily, the director glanced at Liu Shuai, Liu Shuai realized that he had nodded wrongly, and quickly "stopped".
"Do you also feel this way?" Sure enough, the director asked sharply.
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