When Li Longfei said that he was having lunch today, I looked at Liu Shuai, and thought that you two master and apprentice father and son who don't know how to describe it really have a tacit understanding, even the time of the accident is so consistent. Pinshu.com.
"What's the matter?" Liu Shuai heard Li Longfei say this, his hand holding the cup trembled, and almost spilled the drink.
Li Longfei waved his hand to signal Liu Shuai not to worry, and continued to talk about the matter in the afternoon.
Different from Liu Shuai's embarrassing meal at noon, Zhang Quan and Li Xiaohua had a sweet lunch. After eating in the cafeteria, you fed each other one bite at a time, and ate an ordinary tomato scrambled egg by candlelight. During the dinner, the co-workers envied and envied them when they saw how affectionate they were, but at the same time, they also tacitly stayed away from them. Some who wanted to say hello were stopped by Zhang Quan with his eyes.
"Ah Quan," Xiao Hua just scooped up a spoonful of soup and was about to feed Zhang Quan. Seeing that the workers around him were far away from them, she felt strange, "Why are they all so far away when we eat?"
Zhang Quan was about to open his mouth to drink the soup, he was in a good mood and didn't bother to explain this, so he said vaguely: "I don't know, maybe they think it's cool next to them."
"But they all look at us." After feeding Zhang Quan, Li Xiaohua took out a tissue and wiped Zhang Quan's mouth, "I'm sorry, why don't we eat our own?"
When Long Fei said this, I couldn't help retching. At the same time, I looked at Liu Shuai, and Liu Shuai also had a disgusted expression: "Such a show of affection and love is so angry and resentful. You don't need to see it. Thinking about this scene is disgusting."
"Let me take a sip of water to calm my shock." I trembled as I thought about the situation where my mouth was full of soup, and the soup flowed all over my chin, and then I thought that I was still single now, and said angrily: "Yes, I don't know how to avoid occasions when I'm in love, show affection, and die quickly."
"Hey Haoning, what you said is really accurate." Long Fei was about to say more, and he agreed with me when he heard my words, "Did you just start a hexagram? Or say that Guan Zizai's friend is very powerful, this innate hexagram The elephant is reckoned to be strong."
"What a mess." I looked at Long Fei's serious expression, and didn't know what to say, "I'm happy to show my affection in public, but it doesn't end well."
Long Fei went on to talk about the next thing.
Zhang Quan saw that Li Xiaohua wanted to eat his own food, of course he was not happy, and still pestered Li Xiaohua to feed him. Li Xiaohua blushed shyly and refused, so Zhang Quan had no choice but to say: "Then let me feed you. Come on, open your mouth." open."
Li Xiaohua felt embarrassed and even more unwilling. Zhang Quan hurriedly talked, and after coaxing Li Xiaohua for a long time, he reluctantly agreed. He closed his eyes and opened his mouth. Zhang Quan saw that his eyes were closed, and quickly put down the spoon containing the vegetables, pouted his lips and prepared to kiss Li Xiaohua.
Unexpectedly, at this time, the fairy rope in the trouser pocket seemed to be ignited for some reason, and suddenly started to smoke, and the smoke slowly floated out from Zhang Quan's crotch. The workers not far away were stunned when they saw Zhang Quan's scene, and looked at Zhang Quan again, who was still immersed in the ocean of love, happily preparing to kiss Li Xiaohua.
Seeing that the smoke in the crotch was getting bigger and bigger, one worker couldn't help it, but he was afraid that shouting would destroy the atmosphere between the two of them. Zhang Quan finally developed a relationship, which might be destroyed under this situation. What a fire. So he had no choice but to point to Zhang Quan's crotch and quietly shouted: "Mr. Zhang, Mr. Zhang, you seem like a dick!"
"Pfft—" Hearing Li Longfei's description, Liu Shuai squirted out a mouthful of drink, and was about to spray it in front of Long Fei. Seeing this, Long Fei's nose moved, and the saliva stopped in the air and floated in front of Long Fei. It should have been crystal clear. The water was mixed with food residues that Liu Shuai ate for dinner. Long Fei waved his hand without looking at it. The floating water droplets retreated one by one in front of Liu Shuai, forming a water ball, and fell into the cup in front of Liu Shuai. inside.
Liu Shuai didn't blame Long Fei for returning the water by casting a spell, but when he saw that the water just sprayed fell into the water glass, he felt extremely disgusted, so he immediately put the glass aside and stopped drinking.
"Why don't you drink anymore?" Long Fei felt strange and asked Liu Shuai.
Liu Shuai rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, there is my saliva in it, and..." I guess Liu Shuai wanted to say that there were food residues in it, but when he opened his mouth, he still didn't say it out. Come out disgusting.
"Isn't that your saliva?" Long Fei said kindly, "Why do you feel sick?"
"Uh..." Liu Shuai was stumped by the question. This question seemed really difficult to answer, so he didn't want to continue the topic, and asked, "Did Zhang Quan's co-workers really say that? Zhang Quan is a dick?"
Long Fei nodded. He probably didn't know the special meaning of this sentence, and continued: "Why do you feel that your saliva is disgusting? I don't think my saliva is disgusting, and you humans once called a kind of incense called ambergris. The incense, I thought it was made of my saliva, and it is said that it sells very well, but in fact, that incense is not my saliva at all... "
Why is this Li Longfei a bit talkative? Seeing that Liu Shuai was embarrassed, I brought up the topic: "Longfei, don't talk about that, just go on and talk about what happened afterwards."
"Oh," Long Fei seemed to be still unable to turn around the question just now, he muttered in a low voice for a long time before continuing to tell the following story.
When Zhang Quan heard others say that he was a dick, he thought his co-workers were praising his pro-girlfriend for his superb way of showing affection. He was overjoyed and replied in a low voice: "Of course I'm a dick. Let's see how I teach you how to talk today." in love!"
Just as I was talking, before I kissed Li Xiaohua, I suddenly smelled a strange smell of smoke. I looked down and saw thick smoke rising from the entire pocket of my trousers. . All this happened within a few seconds, Li Xiaohua didn't react at all, she just closed her eyes and waited for Zhang Quan to feed her.
What's more terrible is that Zhang Quan suddenly felt a burning sensation in his crotch. In a flash, Zhang Quan realized that there might be something wrong with the fairy rope in his pocket. After a battle between Lei Dianzhi and Guan Zizai, it is very likely that the interior has been destroyed. Although this is just a "knockoff", it is still a magic weapon, and it really has the ability to restrain mana. Zhang Quan listens to us I said that Yan even lost the yin and yang body because he wanted to break the shackles of the fairy rope, so he just broke free. If this magic weapon explodes from the inside this time, I am afraid that the entire Futukang will not exist.
Only then did Zhang Quan realize the seriousness of the matter, and immediately regretted that he had used too much affection for his son and daughter, relying on his own body protection, he underestimated this danger. The key point is that Li Xiaohua is still by his side at this time, if he shrinks the Liangyi Mote Formation now, this bundle of immortal ropes will naturally not hurt him at all, but Li Xiaohua will definitely not be able to be protected by it, and he will immediately disappear, and the soul will die. dissipate. Moreover, this Immortal Rope has not been researched and understood by myself, so it may be even more powerful!
Thinking of this, Zhang Quan hastily pushed Li Xiaohua away gently. Li Xiaohua didn't know what happened, but when she opened her eyes, she immediately saw Zhang Quan take out a red and smoking object from his pocket. I don't know what it is, but it seems to be very hot. At this time, the thing suddenly emitted a dazzling light, as if it was about to explode, but there was no sound at all.
Li Xiaohua instinctively covered her eyes with her hands, and just as she did so, she felt that something was wrong, wouldn't it be more dangerous for Zhang Quan to hold this thing, so she quickly looked at Zhang Quan. The overalls were tattered, but when he saw Li Xiaohua's concerned eyes, he laughed a little, and then fell to the ground unconscious.
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