"Hao Ning, what's the use of throwing the TV away when you're angry? The TV didn't bully you into this misfortune, it or Zhou Yuan, who is more wronged?" The TV suddenly turned on, showing a faint blue light with no signal, and the sudden sound made the original silence The living room is even more weird, the voice is a female voice, I can hear it coming from the TV, Zhou Yuan is indifferent, Liu Shuai has no mana, and his current mood will not play tricks, the rest is Yan Yan in the mirror , I looked at him. !
Yan understood that I thought he was playing tricks, and quickly waved his hands: "Don't look at me, I didn't do anything"
"What's going on here?" I carefully checked the TV before leaving, to see if there is any function such as voice assistant. The current TV is so advanced, and the interactive experience can be improved through sensors. .
As a newcomer in the new era, I don't believe in the theory of strange powers and chaotic gods-although there is a god of death in the mirror in my living room, and there is a person without a soul sitting next to him. Turning into a monster, uh, it’s really confusing, so many gods, gods and ghosts, it seems that I am not normal as a mortal...
Suddenly the blue color of the TV disappeared, and a face appeared on the screen, and said to me, "Stop taking pictures, it's me."
"Ghost!" Before seeing who it was, Ben "newcomer in four" was so frightened that he hid back on the sofa, almost knocking down Yan's dazed mirror with his speed. It was so scary that the TV was talking by itself.
Seeing my distraught look, Yan couldn't help laughing: "What the hell, you and I have been in this room for more than half a month, and I haven't seen you scared like this."
I hid on the sofa and didn’t dare to watch TV, and I still refused to admit defeat: “That’s different, we’ve seen it many times, and you’re still in the mirror, and I know you after talking so much. Things like TV I know that with the development of technology now, it is impossible to have such a feedback TV, right Liu Shuai, Liu Shuai?"
I called Liu Shuai a few times, but there was no response. Could it be that I was scared stupid
I sneaked a sideways look at Liu Shuai, and found that this guy was staring straight at the screen, with a bewildered smile on his face, his mouth was slightly opened, and his chin seemed to be slightly pulled away, and an unknown liquid was still flowing from the mouth. People are like evil.
What are you looking at? With a good heart, I turned my head slowly, only to find that the person on TV was Fan Bingbing, a superstar beauty, but it didn't seem to be Fan Bingbing. I have seen Fan Bingbing in the past, wearing fashion big names to go in and out of various variety shows, but this Fan Bingbing is indeed wearing pajamas, lying on the sofa at home. The pajamas are made of silk, which is very close to the body, and because he is lying on his side, his chest The key parts of the silk are looming, as if the silk will fall if you move it, no wonder Liu Shuai has such an expression, dare to feel that this buddy is in heat.
"Hey" I pushed Liu Shuai, "What are you doing? Fan Bingbing is filming a new drama, and you are so crazy about it? But then again, it's a miracle that this episode can be broadcast."
"I said Hao, Haoning, right? What nonsense are you talking about?"
The voice just now appeared on the TV again, and I just remembered that it was the voice talking to me that appeared on the TV just now. Only by becoming a beautiful woman can one attract people's yang energy. If everyone becomes Zhang Fei, they may be scared away before they can speak.
Why? No, how did Fan Bingbing know my name is Hao Ning? Still talk to me? Isn't this a TV show
I turned my head and found that Fan Bingbing had sat up and was still looking at me with a smile. Suddenly, she saw Liu Shuai's demented look from the corner of her eye, and then looked at her body, with a sullen face, and glared at Liu Shuai. The beauty is angry, so I should naturally "draw my sword to help" and put Liu Shuai on the head: "Hey, hey, no matter how beautiful Fan Bingbing is, you don't have to look at me like this, do you?"
Liu Shuai was kicked by me, woke up, and patted his head: "Don't worry about me—you're blind, this is not Fan Bingbing, this is obviously Zhao Liying, okay?"
"Huh?" I didn't think it was right, so I reacted and asked tentatively, "Are you? Xiaomi's new intelligent robot?"
"Hee hee hee" Fan Bingbing covered her mouth and laughed when she heard what I said, and my heart fluttered immediately, "You are so cute, have you forgotten? Did Zhou I talk to you in the supermarket?"
Oh, I remembered, when Liu Shuai and Liu Shuai were going to see Zhou Yuan together, we passed by a supermarket, and Fan Bingbing on TV suddenly talked to me. Yan and I talked about it, but Yan didn't answer at all. What about me, she said at the time that she would contact me in the future, but she didn't expect it to be today.
"It turned out to be you." I smiled. Although it is strange to talk to my TV, this feeling is completely different from the siri of the mobile phone. Although the siri of the mobile phone can also chat, but more often the answer It's "I don't seem to understand". What is artificial intelligence? It's obviously an artificial mental retardation. The Fan Bingbing in front of me is much better, with expressions and smooth conversations. "What are you? Why do you know me?"
"Hee hee, guess what?" Fan Bingbing blinked mischievously at me, "Aren't you the Internet product manager? Guess who I am?"
"Well," I recalled carefully: "The first time I saw you was in a supermarket. It was a smart TV. It may have a camera and a face recognition function. By recognizing faces, it randomly launches an artificial intelligence program to reorganize the screen. Generate Fan Bingbing’s dynamic face, and cooperate with machine pronunciation to form a scene-based face to attract customers. Record my information for the first time and send it to Xiaomi’s cloud. program, and then talk to us?"
While analyzing, I praised my technical understanding, and looked at Liu Shuai in a blink of an eye: "Do you think my analysis makes sense? It's just that I didn't expect that this matter was realized by Xiaomi first."
Liu Shuai stared at the TV and ignored me at all.
"Hee hee, it's all wrong." Fan Bingbing smiled.
It's really embarrassing to say the wrong thing in front of a beautiful woman. Immediately, I blushed. In order to avoid the embarrassment, I had to look around. Zhou Yuan was expressionless, and Liu Shuai's expression was dull. Fang, what do you think?"
Yan Leng gave me a cold look: "I'm Yan, not Yan Fang, don't name me indiscriminately, I don't practice Tai Chi, and I will throw others a few meters away with my hands. Those who pretend to be false, and those who confuse the real, I will put them in advance." Take it down to taste the power of Tongue Pulling Hell"
"Fuck, are you kidding me, are you serious?" I covered my mouth in fright.
"I didn't mention you." Yan smiled, "I was pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, but Huai can't hear it now, but Sang can't bear it anymore."
Then, Yan looked carefully at Fan Bingbing on TV, with a strange expression on his face, as if he was very happy, but also a little sad, then shook his head, muttered "impossible", then thought for a while, and asked me: "Who did you see? "
"Fan Bingbing" I answered honestly.
Yan asked Liu Shuai again: "Who did you see?"
"Zhao Liying" Liu Shuai wiped the corners of his mouth and watched TV with a smile
Then he asked Zhou Yuan, "Who did you see?"
Zhou Yuan was expressionless: "The TV is blue screen, no one"
Yan suddenly realized, and asked me a weird and irrelevant question:
"Haoning, what is the core of your Internet products?"
"Huh?" I was a little strange, my mind didn't turn around all of a sudden, I lowered my head and thought for a while: "One of the core is user experience, which meets the needs of users. But this was almost an impossible task in the traditional Internet in the past, because users The base is too large, and the number of people who provide Internet services is limited, so there must be some needs that cannot be met. However, after the emergence of artificial intelligence, there are many voices saying that artificial intelligence can customize services for each individual according to each individual's behavior and needs , By the way, Yan Toutiao, which you like to read, doesn’t it provide the content you like according to your preferences?”
"Hahaha, in this way, doesn't the Internet know everyone's appearance and preferences, but it just doesn't know its own appearance and preferences," Yan stood up with a smile, "In this case, isn't the Internet's artificial intelligence characteristic just "There is no image of self, there is image of human beings, image of sentient beings, image of longevity"?"
"There is no ego, there are people, there are sentient beings, and there is life?" I thought about it carefully, and it seemed to be true. "Why is this sentence so familiar? Where did I hear it?"
"The one you've heard is another sentence." Liu Shuai also found it funny when he heard Yan's words, "The essence of the "Diamond Sutra", the original sentence is 'No self, no one, no sentient beings, no longevity ', but Yan, you are really amazing, being able to summarize the Internet into such characteristics is really a question that we Internet practitioners have never thought about!"
After Liu Shuai finished praising Yan, before Yan could be happy, Liu Shuai turned his face to the TV again, watching TV like a nympho, Yan smiled wryly, and looked at me without saying a word.
I also think Yan's conclusion is very incisive, and I was about to agree, when the space next to me burst open, and a person walked in, I took a closer look, isn't it complete
What happened tonight? A Grim Reaper who can only live in the mirror, Zhou Yuan who is walking dead, Liu Shuai who is still demented, and a mysterious TV that "comes back to life", unexpectedly there is another great fairy who talks about gods and gods? They all ran to my dick's house, am I here the Zixiao Palace of ancestor Hongjun
Before I had time to ask Zhang Quan why he was so impolite, and ran straight to my house using magic, Yan was the first to say: "Fellow Daoist Yunzi, why are you here?"
"Hahaha, don't mention Yunzi's name again." Zhang Quan waved his hand, and then said something that shocked me:
"The new God is here, and the poor have no choice but to come"
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