"Pindao just now, this, this," Zhang Quan shook his head, a little embarrassed, "Just off the assembly line, on a whim, the new god is about to appear, so I have to come"
Yan couldn't help laughing: "Just off the assembly line, you are really poor, but forget about the word of Taoism, you don't look like a fellow Taoist, and a worker is almost the same. Pinshu.com."
Zhang Quan looked at himself in Futukang overalls, smiled, and then said seriously: "This is a trivial matter, don't worry about it, but there are nine out of ten new gods in this world." Turning his head and seeing Liu Shuai's nympho, Unavoidably a little angry, he knocked on Liu Shuai: "What are you looking at? How decent is this look?"
Liu Shuai was in pain, covered his head and raised his head. Just as he was about to get angry, he saw that it was Zhang Quan. Just as he was about to speak, he saw Zhang Quan's angry face. He said coldly, "Why is it you? Your injury has healed." ?”
"Yun—Friend Zhang Daoist," Yan was shocked when he heard it, and looked at Zhang Quan, "The famous Blessed True Immortal was actually injured? What's going on?"
I just remembered that I didn't tell Yan about the process of Zhang Quan's injury just now. Now that I think about it, I feel a little funny. I was waiting for an explanation, but Liu Shuai answered: "Yan, you don't know, this fellow Daoist Zhang was really a dick that day. it's—"
"Ah? Interesting and interesting," Yan Yi regained his energy when he heard this, "Tell me quickly, what the fuck is fellow Daoist Zhang doing."
I'm convinced of Yan's mentality, it's really not a big deal to watch the excitement, I can't help but smile wryly.
Zhang Quanquan blushed, seeing Yan Zheng listening to Liu Shuai's story with relish, he quickly changed the subject: "It's a small matter, I got a little injury because I saved someone, and now it's fine, but Liu Shuai, what are you watching? What's so interesting, I don't know how many inspections I have to check in a day on the Futukang assembly line—"
Speaking of Zhang Quanshun, he looked at the TV with Liu Shuai's gaze just now, and suddenly he couldn't pull his eyes out anymore. Liu Shuai looked as demented as ever, with an ambiguous smile on his face: "Hey? Hehe, Xiaohua, what are you doing? Here, what you are wearing today is really, hey, hey hey, it looks really good, hey, you look good when you are wearing a nurse's uniform to take care of me..." As he said, he had a tendency to have a nosebleed.
I thought to myself that these two looked like a father and son, and they had the same expression when they met a woman. Then I thought it was wrong, it was Fan Bingbing on TV, why did Zhang Quan say it was Li Xiaohua? Combined with the question Yan asked each of us just now, I can conclude that there is something weird in it.
Sure enough, Yan spoke at this time: "I said brother Zhang Quan, don't be an idiot. If I guessed correctly, what you are watching now is probably the new god."
This sentence was like a scoop of cold water, which woke us all up. I first understood: "Ah, so that's the case. No wonder each of us sees different characters. This is impossible with current TV technology."
"What new god?" Zhang Quan probably felt that he was not happy with his ugly appearance just now, pointing at the TV and scolding: "Monster, what kind of spirit are you? How dare you show up in this peaceful and prosperous age and cast spells to confuse us? Dao can make Qingqiu Daji almost die with a wooden sword. He only hates Shang Zhou for being pedantic. He withdrew the wooden sword and forced me to act on behalf of heaven. No one will stop me today. If you don’t tell the truth, the poor Taoist will not demote you In the Nine Nether Lands, you will never be reborn forever!"
"Hee hee" The person on the TV - I'm sorry I can only describe him as that person - seemed not afraid of Zhang Quan at all, and then said: "Don't talk nonsense, in a peaceful and prosperous world, how can there be a goblin? Tell me You are a monster, you have to be responsible for what you say, but do I have a monster in me?"
Zhang Quan probably hadn't met the goblin who dared to contradict him, so he blushed immediately, but still said stiffly: "Hmph, wait." He made a gesture to rush to the TV to see where there is a monster.
I hurriedly stopped him. This great fairy was not very smart at first, but he might be even more distracted after being bombed. It would be bad if I accidentally scrapped my TV: "Zhang Quan Zhang Quan Zhang Quan, my TV I bought it at Jingxi Mall, why would there be any evil spirit, look, there is still an invoice—”
At this time Yan also spoke: "Brother Zhang Quan, don't blame this one, this one—" He asked the "person" on the TV: "What's your name?"
"Me? I don't know." I saw Fan Bingbing's ignorant face, "Speaking of which, Hao Ning, you are too hospitable. I wanted to come to you several times, especially when you and Yan talked about Guan Zizi's clean bottle of water. , I wanted to discuss it with you, but every time I just turned on the TV, you turned it off."
I looked at "Fan Bingbing", suddenly thought of something, and asked, "So these days, my TV at home always starts automatically, is it you?"
"I'm really unhappy," I saw "Fan Bingbing" pouted, "every time I finally turn on your TV, before I can show up to talk to you, he—" "Fan Bingbing" glanced at Yan, "He changed the channel Now, and you were not at home a few times later, I saw him every time, I was so scared, she is not the same as you, you are human, but he is not."
"What do you mean I'm not a human, I'm a god, okay..." Yan couldn't help smiling wryly, although this statement was correct, but when it came out of a girl's mouth, it always seemed to be scolding a heartless scumbag and sorry for the little girl.
"Then you are a new god?" I looked at Yan's face and thought it was funny, but I thought it would be fun to have a new god at home, so I could ask, "Then what skills do you have, are you powerful? Besides, you What kind of new god is it?"
"Hee hee, you're so forgetful, I've already told you that I don't know." Fan Bingbing smiled mischievously again, and it made my heart flutter.
"Okay." Yan sighed, "This existence who may become a new god, if I guessed correctly, you were born because of people's incense for the Internet?"
I wipe? interconnected? Still incense? What is Yan talking about? Seeing Liu Shuai and Zhang Quan thinking, I couldn't help being interrupted, and asked Yan: "What are you talking about? Where is the Internet? When did you see people burn incense and worship Buddha on this computer? "
"Oh, that's how it is." Zhang Quan's frown suddenly stretched out, and Liu Shuai seemed to understand, seeing me asking this question, he explained to me: "Hao Ning, do you still remember how Guan Zizai talked about the birth of gods? "
"Of course I remember," I thought for a while, "He said that gods are created by people's incense, vows, and belief."
"Yes" Liu Shuai nodded, and then looked at Zhang Quan: "If I'm not wrong, the so-called incense wish power is not at all the incense that people light, nor the lamp that people enshrine, but that people continue to burn. Facing the same object, worshiping continuously, believe in the spiritual power, right?"
Zhang Quan nodded in satisfaction: "The boy has made progress, and he is no longer stuck in foreign objects."
Liu Shuai pretended to be dismissive of Zhang Quan's praise, but I could still see a grin on the corner of his mouth, and then looked at me: "Actually, you and I should have realized this possibility earlier. Hao Ning, think about it, today billions of people are concentrating a lot of energy on the Internet every day, how big will this spiritual power be?"
I really want to understand a little bit: "You mean, because of everyone's continuous concentration on the Internet, it happened." I pointed to "Fan Bingbing" on TV, "This happened, God? Then why do we all watch her I think it’s Fan Bingbing, you think it’s Zhao Liying? Zhang Quan thinks it’s Li Xiaohua? This is more like the plot in Liaozhaizhiyi where the vixen changes to seduce the scholar?”
"Talent—" Yan Shenyin said, "The talent of the new gods, remember what I just said, the Internet, and the characteristics of artificial intelligence? There is no self, there are people, there are sentient beings, and there are longevity. If this is the case, then The gift of this new god is to show the shadow of your heart, which may be the person you love, or the person you hate, or the person you care about the most.”
"So that's it!" Liu Shuai slapped his thigh, "No wonder Hao Ning saw Fan Bingbing, I saw Zhao Liying, Zhang Quan saw Li Xiaohua, and Zhou Yuan," Liu Shuai looked at with a downcast expression. Stopped, "All Zhou Yuan saw was a blue screen..."
"So powerful?" I exclaimed, not caring about Liu Shuai's unhappiness, "Isn't that super powerful? Can she save Zhou Yuan?"
"Three words are true." Yan smiled bitterly, "Unfortunately, no matter how powerful her talent is, it won't help."
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