My mother finally understood at this time, this mother-in-law is helping her solve the couple's affairs! Quickly pointed my finger at my dad's forehead, "You have no conscience! Our mother is waiting for your reply! How dare you go to Junwazi's house to play around!"
My dad understood. Seeing the purple cyan on my body gradually turn black, I cried louder and louder. I gritted my teeth, knelt down on the ground, kowtowed to my grandma, and said with a bow, "Mom, my son won't gamble anymore. If you gamble again, I will chop off these two hands!"
"Well," my grandma took a look at my dad when she heard my dad say that, and said to my dad, "Go get some straw from the yard"
Wheat straw is a common thing in the countryside, mainly used for cooking and lighting fire. Because dry firewood is not easy to catch fire, it is generally used to start a fire with wheat straw first, and then put dry firewood, so that dry firewood is easy to ignite
My dad ran out and quickly picked up a large pile of straw. My grandma was startled when she saw it, "Are you going to set this house on fire?"
My dad smiled, "I don't know what to use, I took some more"
My grandma didn't answer any more, took some straws, put them on the ground, lit a match (match, the name for matches in that era), lit the straws, hugged me with my bare butt, muttered words, and passed the fire All of a sudden, it's amazing, just after the fire, I stopped crying immediately, and the black marks on my body gradually dissipated, and disappeared after a while.
A false alarm, I was saved.
I know this from the time I can remember, and my family always uses it to tease my dad about playing cards and gambling. I didn’t think much of it when I was young, but I was actually very touched when I grew up. My grandma used her grandson to govern her son. When I first had me, I let my dad know that he can no longer play like a young man, and he has to sacrifice something for this family. My dad will really stop gambling for me in the days to come. Although this kind of sacrifice is simple, But I know it's not easy for him.
"This matter, what's the matter? It's over? Could it be that our ancestor has been following me? He has an underground house of his own." I looked at Yan, not quite understanding why he brought this up.
"Hmph, is it?" Yan looked at me, "If it's not that your grandma doesn't know, it's because she deliberately kept it from you. She should know that normally, even if you walk on the side road late, your great-grandfather will not follow you for no reason. Dad came back, he was old, you said it, it’s good to stay by yourself, it’s not a ghost festival that day, there is no protection from the world’s extreme yin barrier, why take the risk of losing your soul, seeing you who have never met Great grandson?"
"This, that's?" I've never thought about this question before, and it's not my fault. The twists and turns of yin and yang, how do I know
"Also, have the black handprints on your body really disappeared? There are no traces on your body anymore?"
"This..." I suddenly felt that I couldn't breathe, swallowed, and subconsciously covered a part of my body, "My mother told me it was a birthmark..."
As Yan was about to answer, the TV in front of me suddenly turned on automatically, faintly displaying a blue light of no input signal, so I lowered my head to look for something on the sofa. Yan looked strange and asked me, "What are you looking for?"
"Remote control, I may accidentally touch the remote control of the TV, turn on the TV, the blue light looks uncomfortable, I have to turn it off" I am still looking for it, the most amazing thing in this world is, obviously You can't find anything that is one meter away from you.
"Don't look for it." Yan shook his head in the mirror, "Your TV seems to be broken. Recently, it has been turned on for no reason. I often fall asleep late and be woken up by it. But don't tell me, the programs on it It's really pretty."
"Do ghosts sleep too..." I muttered in a low voice, found the remote control, turned off the TV, thought of the topic just now, and continued, "My birthmark, my mother told me that I have had it since I was a child..."
"That's what your grandma told your parents." Yan stood up, looked at me, and I immediately hid back, "Do you want to know the actual situation that night?"
I looked at him and wanted to shake my head, but for some reason, I nodded my head mysteriously.
"You asked me to say this, and the consequences are at your own risk." Yan looked at me and sighed, "He is also a poor person."
"That night, the one who came back with your father was not your great-grandfather at all, but your younger brother, the younger brother who was born and died. When the twin babies were born, it was not determined who the two souls were. , I thought it was your younger brother who was reincarnated into you, but by mistake, it turned out that you were reincarnated into your body. Look at you, after all, you're pregnant in October, you're a brother, and you're reincarnated after all."
"In the end, that night, your father rushed back from Xiaolu. At that time, your younger brother temporarily stayed beside your great-grandfather's grave. When he saw his biological father, after all, he was the one who had given flesh and blood, he couldn't help but walk all the way. Crying and yelling, your great-grandfather felt sorry for his great-grandson, and he was afraid that the strong wind would blow away your brother's soul, so he guarded and dragged you all the way, but in this way, your brother and your father came to your house. Yes, your great-grandfather also saw this family, the former son, grandson, and grandson-in-law, with mixed feelings, and without checking for a while, your brother actually let you hug you!"
"It doesn't matter if it's someone else, the newborn has its own protection, seventy-seven forty-nine days outside the evil will not enter the extremely yang body of the newborn, but you are a chimeric body, your brother just wants to hug you back, In the end, it got directly into your body! Moreover, the position of your chimerism is in the brain. As long as your brother's soul returns to his place, your brothers will all die. The bruises on your body are not so much caused by your grandfather grabbing you. Said it was caused by your great-grandfather grabbing your younger brother to get out of your body."
"It's a pity that it's been too long. No matter what, part of your brother's soul is still in your body, so there are still some bruises on your body. It's not so much a bruise or a birthmark, it's a part of your brother's soul." ..."
After Yan finished speaking, he looked at me in the mirror, as if waiting for me to speak.
I was already in a daze at this moment, and even with my rich imagination, I couldn't have imagined that for a while, I didn't know what to say. Yan looked at me and continued to say:
"Originally your birthmark should be on the head, but your brother knew that this disaster was caused by his failure to control himself, so he knelt down and begged me, who came to rescue the scene at that time, to move the birthmark to another place, otherwise you will die in this life." There is a mark on his face, and he will be looked down upon and ridiculed by others, for which he is willing not to reincarnate within a hundred years, and to make atonement in the underworld."
"Originally everything was fine, but some time ago, I chatted with you about some things because I received someone's soul, and I thought it was interesting, so I went back and told your brother, and after your brother found out, please ask me to come and see you more, so I have a second hunt." A matter of the soul."
"Hey, this is exactly what happens when you drink and peck. How do I know that because of my acquaintance with your brother, I will become what I am today."
Yan looked at himself, and smiled wryly.
At this time, I regained my composure, looked at Yan and felt embarrassed immediately, I still had questions in my mind so I couldn't ask any more, the two of us looked at each other like this, and didn't speak for a long time.
After a long time like this, Yan looked at me and broke the silence, "That was a problem just now, and you have another problem."
At this time, although there was still a question in my mind, I couldn't ask it, so I had to say, "Well, how can I get you out?"
Yan looked at me, smiled and waved his hands, this is the first time since I knew him, I could see warmth from his face: "Come on, that's not what you want to ask me, besides, you can't save me now, what do you want?" The question is, why can you borrow the ability of other things?"
"Well", I nodded hesitantly. In fact, I wanted to ask about Liu Shuai. Because of my situation, I also guessed part of it. It's not good to refute his face, so I can only agree.
"People with chimeric bodies have a strong ability to imitate. Haven't you noticed that you have the habit of imitating familiar people? For example, imitating the way your boss speaks, or some catchphrases of your colleagues, of course it is a big deal. Most of them use it as a funny skill. At the same time, people like you who still have a part of the soul of the underworld will undergo some qualitative changes under certain circumstances. This qualitative change is that what you imitate may not be someone's ability. It's a kind of ability that you subconsciously believe has become a classic or semi-classic." Yan thought for a while, and tried to use the simplest language to make me understand, "Like that night, what you imitated was actually what you subconsciously believed in. And it is the martial arts that most people think are classic works, of course, this is also because you have read these works many times and have a deeper understanding of them in your mind."
"Such a dick?" I suddenly felt that I could walk across the world with my sword and see the prosperity of the world.
"Hmph, Zhou Yuan's end, do you still want to try again?" Yan gave me a cold look, and I couldn't help shivering, "There is no free lunch in this world, if you think you can eat it for free, then you must be away from it." Idiots are not far away. There are two problems with such a special body. First, this ability must be activated by mana, otherwise it cannot be used. Second, such a body is almost impossible to cultivate like Liu Shuai. In other words In other words, you can't get mana. Unless someone else uses their own mana to activate it for you. So your ability is basically useless."
After Yan said this, there was a half-smile between his brows and eyes.
"Nimma" I slumped on the sofa, thinking that like the protagonist of an online novel, I suddenly had extremely awesome abilities. As a result, it seems that it is useless at all! Hey, no, I suddenly thought of a detail of that night, "You put my hand on your forehead for the first time that night, and it must have been your mana that activated my ability at that time."
"yes"
"But the second time, when I put my hand on the Kindle, you were already tied up with a fairy rope, even though it was a copycat..." I muttered in my mouth, I don't know where there are so many unreliable Pu's magic weapon, "But your mana was imprisoned at that time, how can I still use that ability?"
"Why do you have such a good memory!" Yan shouted, "Don't be so strict in logic, okay? Can't you treat this as a plot of a fantasy novel full of holes? People like you start writing novels poorly!"
"I still blame you, a staff member of the underworld, for knowing so much about Yangjian's new products." I rolled my eyes at him, "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and talk."
Yan was very awkward immediately, thought for a long time, and then said, "I can say it, but you must not be angry"
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, it's a great thing to learn a way to activate the ability that doesn't require your mana." I looked at him with a smile, and thought to myself, don't forget what I do. There is a nickname called "The Little Prince of Finding Bugs", and I can even find many bugs in the code written by Liu Shuai. Find this loophole, this old boy can't fool me anymore, as long as I learn this ability to use supernatural powers that can't be activated, I won't be as awesome as Thor, no, it should be Thor is still awesome
"Well, you know the basic principles of Taoist cultivation, right?" Yan asked
"Know the theoretical basis, refine essence to transform qi, practice qi to transform spirit, refine god to transform emptiness, refine emptiness to combine Taoism, what's wrong?" I blame him for mentioning this
"The principle is correct. Your body can't cultivate, it can't store mana, but as long as there is enough energy in your body, you can quickly activate it without me using mana, refine the energy in a short period of time, and then practice energy God, the weak mana is produced, although it is not much, but it is expedient that night, I can only stimulate it like that, but that will have a side effect..."
"What side effects?" The corners of my mouth twitched, my smiling face froze, and there was a vague sense of foreboding.
"Well, you know that spirit energy is something that most people don't use to transform energy, but to make love. You know, don't let me say something that is not suitable for children. But this method, It will drain your energy all of a sudden, and then your body will be in a protective state caused by the lack of energy for a long time, so..."
"Don't hesitate, what are you talking about!" I became more and more anxious, and the ominous premonition became more and more serious
"Well, for a few days, your little brother won't react. You know, his English name is ed." Yan finally said it after holding back for a long time, and then looked at my dull face, feeling that the atmosphere was too embarrassing , and quickly added, "Don't worry, it will take ten days and a half months, hahaha, you are single now anyway, you can't use it, can't you use it, it's not just September, don't masturbate in September, hahaha, don't worry , It’s been a week, Liu Shuai, you are even worse, he used a lot of blood that night, you will be singing "Wukong" for about half a year, that sentence - I want, what is the use of this iron rod"
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I hurried into the bedroom
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toss
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toss again
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Ten minutes later, everyone in the entire community could hear a sentence
"Yan! I'll fuck your uncle!"
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