Seeing that the other party was said by Liu Shuai, the originally excited face froze in an instant, Hao Ning couldn't help laughing. !
This programmer is a new employee of the company, a post-95, among other things, the name is very distinctive, the surname is Qi Mingli, and the name "Qi Li" for him is probably because his father hopes that he can become a man and stand on the ground. In the world, I didn't expect this name to be a joke in school. Every time the teacher walks into the class during class, the monitor of their class will shout "Stand up!", and the students will stand up and say "Hello, teacher" to the teacher. Because his name is in the class, he has become the object of ridicule by the students, especially when the teacher wants to answer questions by name. Whenever his name is called: "Qi Li", a few mischievous students will stand up and say deliberately "Oh teacher, I thought you asked us to stand up", and then more students laughed. So much so that because of this name, in Qili's elementary school, middle school, and high school, he became a "little celebrity" known to all grades. Of course, he has a very cheerful personality, but he suffered a lot when he was in college. Because his name is too special, every substitute teacher will know his name, and he will be called every time he is called, so he "" Forced" to be a character who didn't skip a single lesson. Every time he talked about this matter, he was proud but also felt pity. After all, he watched some friends find girlfriends in college, and sometimes skipped class to hang out with girlfriends, and he was very envious.
As soon as I graduated, I was not very familiar with a lot of work, and I made many mistakes in my work. I often made three mistakes in one job. The work of programmers requires testers to inspect and control, but the errors detected will be scored by the technical team of the entire project team.
In the past, due to Liu Shuai's strong technical ability, the technical team score of this project team was always high in the company. Since Qili came, due to too many personal mistakes, Qili managed to pull down the scores of the entire technical team by himself. Respond to Liu Shuai's question. As the technical director of this team, Liu Shuai felt that this guy had a good personality and was flexible enough, but he was a bit annoyed by others saying that he had a lot of problems as a newcomer, so Qi Li just got better, and Liu Shuai sent him back to let him go. He's doing a good job.
Seeing that Qi Li was wearing headphones, Liu Shuai frowned and touched his forehead, and said to Hao Ning in a low voice: "I said, can you keep your voice down, do you want everyone in the company to know how many magicians our company has? Now, those few Taoism techniques are also used by me to protect my life and self-defense, can I only be beaten when I encounter monsters and ghosts attacking me?"
"Hahaha," Hao Ning couldn't help laughing in a low voice, "God stick, you really know your position very well. But then again, it's a pity to be a programmer because your Taoism is so powerful. Now, if you become an expert in ghost hunting, you might be able to earn a lot of money, you can catch ghosts by watching movies and novels, and exorcising evil spirits from rich and powerful people at every turn.
"Hahaha, you think too much," Liu Shuai interrupted Hao Ning, and continued, "There are so many ghosts and ghosts these days. I have grown up so much, and I have only seen ghosts once, and I have never encountered ghosts. Human affairs. If I were in the business of catching ghosts, I would starve to death, so it would be better to write the code by hand to earn this peace of mind.”
Hao Ning also thought it made sense when he heard it, and nodded with a smile: "So you can't see it in reality, so you have to listen to the story. Look at the current vertical and horizontal novels. There are so many cultivators, ghosts, and fantasy ones. How many demons are there? , how many ghosts, how many gods."
"Hahahaha," Liu Shuai said with a smile, "what you said is so reasonable. People are still willing to read stories about monsters, ghosts, and gods. They don't exist in reality, so I have to find them in stories. Look at the starting point, vertical and horizontal, in the novel. There are so many ghosts and ghosts in the film that it is too late for all the animals and plants to start practicing immediately. There are so many movies about pen fairy and dish fairy. It is said that the chopstick fairy has been filmed now. I guess it will be done in two days. Bowl fairy, rice cooker fairy, chopping board fairy, gas stove fairy, cooker hood fairy, washing machine fairy, refrigerator fairy." Liu Shuai thought it was funny, and said with a low laugh: "What do you call it? , It sounds good to call it Ye Gonghaolong, and it’s not good to call it Guijian. In the novel, you beat this monster and accept that monster all day long. It’s a joy to watch. If one day these monsters really stand in front of you, what do you think will happen? "
"I don't know," Hao Ning thought for a while with a smile, and said, "You are a bit too cynical. Everyone reads novels for entertainment. Why do you think so much?"
Liu Shuai nodded, thinking it made sense: "You're right, are you entertaining? It's just that you and I have fought against monsters. Let me ask you, aren't you afraid when you are fighting?"
"Nonsense!" Hao Ning became serious, thinking of the previous few stops, he felt lingering fear, "Except for the time when Zhang Chihang was there, we faced the other times independently, how could we not be afraid?"
"That's right!" Liu Shuai nodded, "Actually, those few times we had no choice but to fight. To put it bluntly, we paid for our lives. Thinking about it now makes me afraid, but if these things are written into a novel , How many people do you think will be afraid? Some people will even laugh at you, thinking that you are really cowardly and not powerful enough to fight... "
"Well..." Hao Ning was taken aback when he heard Liu Shuai's words, and then smiled embarrassedly: "Well, I really wrote a novel about what happened during our period and put it in a vertical and horizontal novel, and The most amazing thing is that Zongheng is still looking for me, and I have become a contracted writer of Zongheng... "
Liu Shuai stared at Hao Ning's words, and opened his mouth wide in surprise, as if he wanted to eat Hao Ning: "Damn! Are you crazy? You write these things down, in case someone sees What should we do? The truth about the ghosts and gods in this world cannot be known, otherwise everything will be messed up!"
"Think too much, you," Hao Ning said with a smile seeing Liu Shuai so nervous, "I ask you, do you think this is a real thing in the world when you read fantasy novels? Do you think this world has a thunder disaster?" Is this the way of cultivating immortals?"
"During the Thunder Calamity is not such a method, the correct way is..." Liu Shuai was about to refute, but it made sense after a second thought, "Haha, I understand what you mean, no one will believe this is true, everyone read it It's over. But even so, what are you writing about?"
"Hey, let's commemorate it," Hao Ning lowered his head and thought for a while, "So many things have happened recently, I really don't know who to talk to, and I don't know where Yan has gone. I always feel that it's a pity to go like this , so I wrote it down, but don't worry, I didn't use my real name, I did some artistic processing."
"Artistic treatment?" Liu Shuai laughed, "Then you have to write me to be more handsome, preferably one who looks like Wu Yanzu, has a strong figure, and has many girlfriends, preferably a kind of horse. , I have a lot of harem, many wives and concubines, and I also need to have a lot of money. It is best that I know medical skills, and Zhu You also needs to know some skills. The best thing is that I am the reincarnation of some god, so I can't be too low. How about Yuanshi Tianzun? Well, he is still the master of Tongtian, no, no, let me think about it... "
Liu Shuai was still thinking with his head down, Hao Ning smiled wryly: "Just now you think that novels are making up nonsense. But once it happens to you, your mind will be like a wild dog that has run loose. .By the way, how about if I don't write you as the reincarnation of Hushi? Is there any Hushi more famous? Let me think about it, yes, you are Erlang God's roaring dog and the moon-eating dog. How about it? "
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