"What are you doing in a daze?" Zhou Yuan smiled and waved at Hao Ning, "Come in the express train, let's go quickly.!"
The people around were still looking at the car and Hao Ning in front of the car, but because of self-cultivation, they didn't point at Hao Ning, but just stared sideways at the car. When Hao Ning looked at those people, they felt Pretending to be calm, he looked elsewhere. Even so, Hao Ning felt even more embarrassed, but there was nothing he could do, so he got out of the car quickly.
"I said," Hao Ning hurriedly fastened his seat belt, urged Zhou Yuan to drive away from here, and then asked seriously, "Where did this car come from?"
The reason for asking this is that when Zhou Yuan was in Hangzhou, he met a few people who offended him, and he used a very ingenious way to hurt them all over the body without his own hands. This kind of "high IQ" behavior is disgraceful, and Hao Ning is worried that Zhou Yuan is now using a similar method to "borrow" someone else's car.
"This one," Zhou Yuan looked at the front indifferently, "I borrowed it."
"Sure enough! I said you—" Hao Ning thought inwardly that it was not good. He turned his head and was about to reason with Zhou Yuan, but he saw that Zhou Yuan stepped on the gas pedal in a weird way. The way Yuan stepped on the accelerator was to keep stepping back and forth between the accelerator and the brake, but when he stepped on the brake, the car didn't stop, and Hao Ning suddenly broke into a cold sweat. If the car didn't stop even after stepping on the brake, then Is this car broken? For a moment, Haoning thought of all kinds of car accidents caused by braking, and couldn't help shouting, "Ah—I don't want to die!"
"Zhi—" Zhou Yuan was taken aback by Hao Ning, and quickly pulled over the car and stopped, looking at Hao Ning, "I said, you took the wrong medicine? You were so surprised, why did you die?"
"Hey?" Hao Ning touched his body, looked at the car again, and stopped, and felt a little embarrassed, "Is this car not broken?"
Zhou Yuan was confused by Hao Ning's words, "Who said this car is broken?" He patted the steering wheel with his hands, "I picked out a good car and borrowed it."
"Then you stepped on the brakes just now..." Hearing Zhou Yuan say "borrow" the car, Hao Ning was even more angry. He dared Zhou Yuan to steal the car and pick and choose, and the car started again. Hao Ning looked serious, no longer Paying attention to Zhou Yuanna's driving style, he said to Zhou Yuan with a sullen face, "I said, if we don't have a car, we can't do this business of stealing a car, right?"
"Of course," Zhou Yuan looked at the car in front of him, and suddenly he felt something wrong when he heard this. He glanced at Hao Ning and continued to look in front. Obviously, he had never driven a car before, "You mean I stole this car. Are you sick? How could I do that kind of thing? I said I borrowed it."
"Put it down," Hao Ning curled his lips, and looked at Zhou Yuan contemptuously, "How can you borrow a Maserati? Who can borrow this from someone whose brain was shot?"
"Hi!" Zhou Yuan laughed, "What am I doing! So you misunderstood me so much." He held the steering wheel with one hand, and put the other hand on Hao Ning's forehead. .”
"En?" Hao Ning didn't understand what Zhou Yuan meant, but he still followed Zhou Yuan:
"Use your supernatural powers."
"Ah! Damn it!" Hao Ning roared, this is not a Maserati, this is obviously a Mobike shared bicycle, and he is sitting in the metal basket in front of this shared bicycle, and the great master Zhou Yuan Stately stepping on a bicycle on the roadway of the road, carrying yourself forward!
"Hush! What the hell are you calling!" Zhou Yuan quickly withdrew his hand, and the bicycle disappeared in an instant, and Hao Ning returned to the passenger seat of the Maserati, "Let people outside hear it, and think I raped you."
"Fuck off, your small body, it's not certain which of us will rape who," Hao Ning calmed down, bickered reflexively, thought carefully about what he saw just now, and guessed, "So, are you Using Mobike to take us two, but using tricks to make outsiders look like a Maserati?"
"Hey, I guessed half right," Zhou Yuan stopped the car when the red light came on, and said to Hao Ning with a smile, "I borrowed a Mobike. There will be no tricks."
"No wonder," Hao Ning thought, no wonder Zhou Yuan kept saying that he just borrowed a bike. Isn't Mobike shared bicycles for pedestrians to "borrow" to ride? It's just that I saw Maserati's preconceived ideas just now, thinking that Zhou Yuan's "borrowing" meant stealing instead of borrowing, and I was wrong after thinking about it.
But when he heard Zhou Yuan's last sentence, Hao Ning was a little puzzled, so he asked, "You can't hide your eyes? Then how did you turn the car into a Maserati?"
"The circle of friends is so talented." Zhou Yuan smiled, "I used to have a vague feeling, but after yesterday—"
Hao Ning thought that yesterday’s Wuxiang incense in Moments no longer passed through Zhang Dalong and was directly connected to Zhou Yuan, maybe it was different because of this, only to hear Zhou Yuan continue, "After yesterday, I can clearly feel the difference in myself, Soon I realized the talent of the circle of friends bestowed on me by the circle of friends.”
"What talent?" As for the talent of each god, Hao Ning had heard from Zhang Quan and others before. It seems that this has nothing to do with the magic power of the gods. For example, Li Longfei's talent is related to water, and Zhang Quan also has his own. Talent, but what the talent of this "half-handed" circle of gods in front of him would be, I never thought about it.
"The genius of the circle of friends is—" Zhou Yuan chuckled at Hao Ning, "Fake, kind, and beautiful."
"Fake, good and beautiful?" When the green light came on, Zhou Yuan started the Mobike version of "Maserati", and Hao Ning could clearly feel the push back of the car starting, "I have only heard of truth, goodness and beauty, how can there be such a thing as false, good and beautiful? Where is the fallacy?"
"Hahaha," Zhou Yuan stepped on the accelerator and brake to drive, Hao Ning finally understood where the left and right feet of this guy were stepping on the accelerator and brake, obviously the two pedals of Mobike! Before Zhou Yuan could be dismantled, Zhou Yuan continued: "Truth, goodness and beauty are ideals, and hypocrisy, goodness and beauty are reality. Is the content posted by everyone you see in Moments their real lives? Of course not, they are just Posting what they want others to see, or what they want to show others about their so-called beautiful, well-intentioned life, is itself a fake, but this kind of fake is not malicious, and no one wants to show themselves unmodified Let’s post the makeup remover in Moments, the result of natural carving is not necessarily clear water and hibiscus, but more likely to be death in sight.”
"What you said... makes sense," Hao Ning thought carefully, isn't that so? Including the circle of friends that I posted, didn't I think about it for a long time, thinking about what other people would think when I posted this, did I post it after a lot of thinking? "But there is always truth, right? Like some popular science chapters and so on."
"No matter how true it is, with subjective intentions, it's inevitable that it's a little fake." Zhou Yuan put his hand on the steering wheel, his eyes suddenly became a little stern, "I couldn't accept this talent at first, but I figured it out later, fake, maybe it's the most beautiful thing in this world." Common things, compared to the heliocentric theory, the geocentric theory is false, and compared to the theory of relativity, Newton's law is false. True, it is just an illusion, a mechanism of subjective consciousness imagination, especially when some objective facts are controlled by desires. One-sided truth may be completely false. Can you guarantee that when you see which popular science chapters are described, the views that the author wants to guide are true? Before it is fully verified, think it is false. Maybe it's safer to just blindly assume it's true."
Hao Ning obviously didn't like this kind of metaphysical discussion, and vaguely felt that Zhou Yuan had a tendency to gossip about Zhang Chihang, so he quickly changed the subject: "Then what does this have to do with your turning Mobike into a Maserati? And you say it’s not a trick of the eye?”
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