Cyber Ghosts

Chapter 93: Ordinary people slap the Bodhisattva in the face

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"Yes, dreaming." Qi Li saw that Zhou Yuan supported him, although he didn't fully understand Zhou Yuan's explanation just now, but as long as he supported him, he felt at ease.

"It's just..." Zhou Yuan changed the subject and looked at Qi Li with a slanted head, "Can you tell me in detail what happened before you dreamed?"

Qi Li's originally excited face froze.

"How do you know..." Qi Li muttered in a low voice, Liu Shuai noticed something unusual and was about to speak, but Qi Li said to himself, "It's embarrassing to say, I was reading a novel at the time, and I was very excited when I saw a plot. Can't help but say, 'If I'm such a dick, I'd be willing to die'"

"What plot?" Hao Ning asked quickly.

"Eh?" Qi Li was recalling, seeing Hao Ning's question, he seemed to answer strangely, "It's the plot of an ordinary online novel, the main character pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, and then meets the head waiter at the restaurant who thinks the main character has no money, no status and no status." The status, the dog's eyes see people as inferior, and then deal with those people severely?"

"I'll go..." Zhou Yuan rubbed his forehead and interjected, "How could there be such a strange plot? Which novel? I'll go and read it too."

"Hehehe, did you travel from the Republic of China..." Hao Ning and Liu Shuai looked at Zhou Yuan, as if looking at a freak.

"What?" Zhou Yuan looked at himself, there was no strange phenomenon, and asked, "Did I say something wrong?"

"Student, don't you usually read online novels?" Hao Ning looked at Zhou Yuan with pity on his face, feeling that this circle god seems to have some magic power, but his knowledge level has not improved, "You still ask which novel this plot is from? "

"I asked the wrong question?" Zhou Yuan didn't know where the problem was.

"Which tens of thousands of novels should you ask..." Liu Shuai laughed, looking at Qi Li, Qi Li also smiled embarrassedly, but nodded.

"This kind of plot is basically standard in modern novels, okay?" Hao Ning said with a smile, "As long as it is a face-slapping novel, there must be someone pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, there must be a fool coming to provoke, and there must be a protagonist." In an extremely reasonable' situation, I will teach the idiot a lesson, and then show off my glorious image."

"That's right," Qi Li said happily, "This kind of 'slapping' slap in the face is really not too much, and it can be 'slapped' in the face on any occasion, such as a restaurant's 'slapping' , shopping malls "papapa", squares "papapa", offices "papapa", hospitals "papapa", Japan's "papapa", America's "papapa", hell "papapa", "Papapa" in heaven, "papapa" in thirty-three days, "papapa" in Tushita Palace, anyway, there is no place in the whole universe that cannot be "papapa"... "

"Enough is enough," Liu Shuai felt his blood boiling and sweating, "I know you are talking about slapping your face, but I don't know that you just came back from studying abroad in Tokyo, Japan."

"I'll go..." Zhou Yuan looked disbelieving, "Is anyone watching?"

"Your life is incomplete..." Hao Ning looked at Zhou Yuan with a chuckle, but thinking about it, even in the days when Zhou Yuan lost his soul, Zhou Yuan's pastime book was also "Journey to the West". I have read similar novels.

As soon as the novel was mentioned, Qi Li was very excited: "It's not just someone who reads it, you don't need too many, there are also people who have clairvoyant eyes gambling stones, urban magic doctors who heal diseases, and those who cultivate the truth—"

"Hey? You've also read Stone Gambling, which book did you read?" Hao Ning also read similar ones, and quickly communicated with Qi Li excitedly.

"Uh, that," Liu Shuai patted his bald head, this Hao Ning is really, really chatting, once this topic started, don't leave the hospital today, he quickly interrupted, "Let's talk about gambling stones later, let's let Qili will continue to talk about what happened last night."

"Ah, that's right," Hao Ning's face turned red, and he also felt a little embarrassed to be taken away.

"What happened last night?" Qi Li was taken aback, and quickly said, "Yes, yes, yes, I said that I would like to be such a dick, even if I die. Suddenly there seemed to be a voice in my ear, asking me: What are you doing?" Do you really want to be so dick? I didn’t know what was wrong at the time, and I didn’t blame it at all, so I subconsciously replied: Of course.”

"Then what?" Liu Shuai asked immediately. Liu Shuai also felt a little thirsty after such a toss, so he took a disposable cup and poured water.

"Then I fell asleep and had that dream." Qi Li said while looking at Zhou Yuan, as if he was still wondering why Zhou Yuan knew these details.

"Didn't bring you anything to drink, and then draw some strange talisman?" Zhou Yuan asked quickly, remembering the scene when Lan Ruo fell in love with him.

"What are you talking about? That's a toilet. The floor is a toilet, and there's no one there." Hearing what Zhou Yuan said, Qi Li sneered, "You've read too many fantasy novels, haha, return the talisman , why don't you say that life and death are disillusioned with the two appearances and dust formations, plus the present friends of Yunzi's descendants and the good fortune boy under the seat of Ci Hangdao who fought against Jiang Ziya's Shang and Zhou army, and finally named their good friends as the gods of the circle of friends Woolen cloth?"

"Pfft—" Liu Shuai was drinking water, and when he heard Qi Li tease him and spit out a sip of water, Zhou Yuan was also stunned when he saw Qi Li, and smiled wryly at Qi Li: "How do you know?"

"Know what?" Qi Li blamed, remembering what he said just now, "You said what I just said? Isn't this the plot in a recent strange new novel "Liao Zhai of the Gods"?"

"The author of this novel is really looking for trouble." Liu Shuai looked at Hao Ning and said, "Why did you write such nonsense?"

"What's wrong with writing?" Hao Ning held back a smile, "I think the author wrote it quite well." After finishing speaking, there was a feeling of a star secretly writing praises to his Weibo with a trumpet.

"Whether it's good or not, who knows now, it's only a few words." Qi Li curled his lips, "But this novel has clear bones."

"Oh?" Hao Ning laughed, and looked at Qi Li seriously, "Why are you so clear?"

"There is no slap in the face, no pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, no upgrade system, no magic academy, no soldier king, no beautiful president, and the protagonists are all poor, and they still live on wages even now. At the very least, go to Macau to defeat some god of gamblers, or go to Myanmar to find some kind of jade mine to make tens of millions of small riches..." Qi Li counted on his fingers, the more Hao Ning listened, the more ugly his face became, " You see, he doesn't have all the ingredients of a good novel..."

"That's because..." Hao Ning originally wanted to say that it was because he really hadn't encountered these things, but he held back his words.

"However, the writing is very interesting. It would be nice if the view of freedom in it could be a little bit more coquettish." Qi Li said with a smile, "I like the plots where he swears at others the most. image!"

"He cursed loudly today..." Hao Ning muttered softly, "But you will be punished for saying that."

"So," Zhou Yuan ignored the messy conversation between Qi Li and Hao Ning, and concluded, "Did you accidentally make a wish when you were reading a novel last night, and then it came true in a daze?"

"Making a wish?" Qi Li was recalling the novel he was reading, raised his head and thought for a while, "That's right."

"Hey..." Hao Ning asked Liu Shuai in a low voice, "Could it be that if you just make a wish, something is wrong with your soul?"

"Crazy." Liu Shuai rolled his eyes at Hao Ning, "How can it be so simple."

"That idiot, who are you calling coquettish!" A light voice came from outside the door. After hearing the voice, Liu Shuai and Hao Ning's expressions changed drastically.

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