Talk about that little girl, she is a living monkey cast in the wrong womb, her bones are tougher than other cubs when she is born, and she becomes the evolution from a monkey to a human in a little over ten months and walks upright. It has been running around all over the place and has become a victim of the family.
At noon on Saturday, Sanpang's family of three came to Wei Qian's house.
San Pang held his evil daughter with one arm, and Tanming was like a big fat mouse without a tail, holding his arm with four paws together, shaking it as he walked, using her father as a swing.
Lin Qing trotted after the two of them with her things: she was just a snarky maid who said in surprise, "Fatty, watch out, don't drop her!"
Sanpang raised Tan Ming, threw it up lightly, caught it with both hands amidst the yelling of the baby's mother, and shook the little girl who was leaning back and forth with joy: "Can Dad throw you?"
Tan Ming was so happy that he spit bubbles.
Sanpang freed up a hand and handed it to Lin Qing: "Daughter-in-law, I can't get the things for me."
Lin Qing raised her foot and kicked his ass: "Just hold your son, don't be smug!"
"I have a daughter, but he doesn't. If I'm not stinky, who is stinky?" San Pang whistled and rang the doorbell, his dantian sinking, "Your third brother is so..."
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He didn't make a sound, and the door opened from the inside.
Wei Zhiyuan took the things in Lin Qing's hand, stretched out his finger and "shushed", and said in a low voice, "I haven't woken up yet."
Sanpang was stunned for a while: "It's almost 11:30, and you haven't woken up yet? Is he going to be the king from now on?"
Lin Qing heard that the prodigal man started running the tractor again, so he quickly raised his fist and smashed him on the back with a muffled sound, which was quite loud. Tan Ming climbed onto San Pang's back, looked down at the source of the sound curiously, grinned his small mouth with half-teeth, and slapped his hands for joy, meaning: This sound sounds good, give it to the uncle again!
San Pang bent down and put down his unfilial daughter, let her have fun in the room, then walked to Wei Zhiyuan, glanced at Wei Qian's closed bedroom, and asked in a low voice: "I told him to go, it's not suitable for there to be no children in the room." something?"
Wei Zhiyuan didn't even blush, and looked at San Pang with a half-smile, which made San Pang rather embarrassed.
Seeing his embarrassment enough, Wei Xiaoye said slowly: "How can it be, he was grading the test papers until three o'clock last night, so it just so happens that he is fine today, so sleep."
After Wei Qian resigned, he went back to school, working as a teaching assistant while studying as a graduate student.
Think about the style of Chairman Wei back then? His shirts were always ironed, his suits and leather shoes would never last for two days without being polished.
Now he is doing well, he has been wandering around for many years, but he has returned to basics. He puts on a big vest and shorts all day long and goes out with a pair of flip-flops on his feet, which saves him the need to wash his socks, and he kicks and kicks when he walks without lifting his feet.
Can the same person produce such a big change
San Pang thought for many days without success, and finally came to a conclusion that the school is a place to ruin people.
Hearing Wei Zhiyuan's words, San Pang said in surprise: "You can be so busy, what are you trying to do? Just the two yuan teaching assistant salary? He can't do it, can he?"
"Busy." Wei Zhiyuan took out the candy box and put it in front of Tan Ming, and said, "The old man is really our loyal user. He has been playing games since he came back yesterday afternoon. He played games until half past twelve, and finally I was forced to lie down and fell asleep. After lying down for no more than five minutes, I jumped up like a corpse and said that today I have to record the grades, and the mid-term papers must be corrected. I have to send the grades to the teacher. In the middle of the night. I've never seen someone who can hold Buddha's feet so impromptu. What do you think he was doing?"
For some reason, seeing Wei Zhiyuan complaining and scolding his brother with a sullen face, San Pang's mood suddenly became inexplicably sunny.
Wei Zhiyuan looked through the contact information of nearby restaurants and asked San Pang: "Or should I book a table?"
"What table should I order? It's all my family's business." San Pang avoided Tan Ming's little paw stuffing candy into his mouth, "Taking such a brat out to eat is not enough for her to jump up and down by herself to make people feel disgusted." Well, let's do it ourselves, your sister-in-law loves to mess with the kitchen."
Wei Zhiyuan immediately agreed: "Okay, I'll help her."
San Pang rolled his eyes, and while the two of them were busy in the kitchen, he picked up Tan Ming and said in a low voice, "Let's go, we two are going to lift your old uncle's quilt."
Since she came to Shangfang Jiewa and similar things, Tan Ming’s children would not refuse anyone, and without any objection, she grabbed a chocolate in one hand and was taken away by her father.
Sanpang tiptoedly pushed open the door of Wei Qian's bedroom. Although the curtains in the room were not drawn, the sunlight had already penetrated through the cracks. It was narrow, motionless, nothing on the upper body, the quilt was wrapped around the body, it was tightly wrapped, from the ankle to the neck, revealing a small piece of shoulder, this suit, at first glance, looks like an ancient Greece is as ethereal as a stick wrapped in a sheet.
San Fatty counted, from three o'clock to now, it has been eight hours, Wei Qian has been sleeping since he wore open crotch pants.
Such a solid eight hours
This guy had a comfortable life.
San Pang felt quite unbalanced, so he threw his secret weapon Tan Ming on Wei Qian's bed.
Tanming children love sports and are gifted in height and weight. When they landed on the ground, they made a "bang" sound and made a hole in the soft bed surface.
Wei Qian was startled by her "light" landing, first glanced lazily, and after looking at the squatting little creature for a while, sat up suddenly: "Damn it, it's alive!"
The little living creature used both hands and feet, and rushed towards Wei Qian cheerfully, bringing with it a fierce wind. Wei Qian hadn't woken up from a doze, so he retreated a little bit to cushion, stretched out his hand to catch the human gravity missile, Was hit by two chocolates.
When he brought the little thing up to his eyes, Wei Qian was delighted: "Girl, why is it round again? We can't follow in your father's footsteps!"
Three fat: "Get out!"
Although Wei Qian has left the company for more than a year, as a shareholder, he occasionally strolls over there, and he still has a lot of prestige in the company. Even if he wears slippers and big pants, and looks like he just went to the bathroom, many old employees have seen him He couldn't help standing at attention, even Lin Qing, the baby's mother, would become a little more virtuous when she saw him.
But this baby does not know what kind of freak the genetic mutation has turned into. He is extremely presumptuous in front of Wei Qian, especially presumptuous. Not only is he not afraid, but he seems to like to "bully" him.
Tan Minghou stood on him, unsteadily got up, and practiced tightrope walking on his two long legs.
San Pang: "Tang Ming, come down, do you play like this?"
Tan Ming was even more fearless towards this unreliable father, and stretched out his fleshy little fist at him, stepping on it happily.
Wei Qian had no choice but to stretch out his hand against the wall to prevent her from walking unsteadily when she fell and hit her head on the wall: "Okay, we are not yet two years old, we dare to punch your father and trample on your uncle, when we grow up I'm sure I can be a good bandit and have a future. Hey, what are you doing!"
The bear child reached the finish line, squatted down calmly and scratched the soles of the great prophet's feet.
San Pang saw the midterm exam papers on the desk at a glance, they were all spread out like toilet paper by Wei Qian and thrown on the table, the papers had not been capped.
San Pang couldn’t understand a single word of the theoretical basis of those experimental designs, but he understood Wei Qian’s blood-red points deductions. Points deductions, someone seems to have more to say, just like writing "read" in the company back then. Write down the word "fart"
"" San Pang was silent for a while, "Will no one complain about you at the end of the semester?"
Wei Qian said in a loud voice: "Anyway, no one knows which teaching assistant gave the approval. At most, it will give a bad review to the teacher of this course."
Wei Qian seemed to want to get up, and just about to lift the quilt, he suddenly paused and coughed dryly: "Then what, third brother, take the child away first, I'll get up and tidy up."
San Pang's friendship with his pair of pants since he was a child didn't recollect for a while, and he still said heartlessly: "You just put her aside."
Wei Qian:..
The two of them stared at each other for a while, and San Pang finally came to his senses, his old face was almost red, and he immediately picked up Tan Ming and carried it on his shoulders, and walked out.
Tan Ming quit, writhing in his arms like a fleshy worm, over San Pang's shoulder and desperately stretched out his paws to reach Wei Qian.
San Pang closed the door again, and Tan Ming let out a loud "Aww" and began to cry majesticly.
Lin Qing heard the baby crying, and poked her head out of the kitchen in the midst of her busy schedule: "Fatty, what's wrong with you?"
San Pang didn't answer, but he couldn't help taking a sneak peek before closing the door. Wei Qian had already pulled off the quilt wrapped around his body a little. San Pang saw the large messy red mark on his chest with a glance, and he was a bit soulful at that time. Out of body.
Wei Zhiyuan came out after chopping vegetables and washing his hands, took Tan Ming, who was expected to become a famous actor of the generation, gently hugged her, and coaxed her, "What's the matter, little princess, why are you crying?"
Hearing the gentle tone in San Pang's ears, recalling the scene just now in his mind, he felt goosebumps all over his body.
After a while, Tanming was coaxed and went to play on the balcony by himself. San Pang grabbed Wei Zhiyuan by the collar and said in a low voice through gritted teeth, "Didn't you tell me that there are no things not suitable for children?"
Wei Zhiyuan blinked innocently: "What kind of children are not suitable?"
Three Fatty blushed and pointed at the door thickly and said, "He, he, that"
"Which one?" Wei Zhiyuan looked into his eyes calmly and asked, "Third brother, don't look at evil, what did you see?"
Three fat: "."
Then, Wei Zhiyuan asked him for his opinion in a gentle and polite manner: "I have a deep tooth mark on my shoulder, he bit it, and it hasn't returned after half a week. If you feel unbalanced, I will show you by pulling off the collar. a glance?"
San Pang: "No, Wei Zhiyuan, what the hell do you mean?"
Wei Zhiyuan said as a matter of course: "Show off, didn't you see it?"
The last sentence didn't sound like what Wei Zhiyuan could say, it was clearly in the style of Wei Qian's old hooligan, a glaring example of being close to ink and black, San Fatty had no choice but to be speechless again.
At this moment, the door opened, Wei Zhiyuan's eyes changed immediately, and he said in a voice as soft as autumn water in the south of the Yangtze River: "Brother, are you awake?"
Wei Qian wiped off the water on his face, raised his eyelids: "Pretend!"
San Pang inexplicably found a tacit understanding with Wei Qian when he was a child, and said at almost the same time: "What are you pretending to be pure?"
The voices of the two overlapped together, which made Wei Zhiyuan's eyes twitch quickly, staring at San Pang's generous back.
Throughout the noon, he looked at San Pang with that meaningful and sinister smile.
This directly caused San Pang to eat and sit without a fart for a while, and then ran away with his wife and children without a trace: "Ma Chunming and Mengmeng are getting married next week, and I am here to send an invitation."
Wei Qian opened the festive invitation card, and saw that at the end of the date, he even insisted on drawing two chubby little turtles, with half a heart on one side of the shell, leaning together to form a whole.
Sometimes it doesn't matter if you find the wrong person, as long as you are good enough and keep it up, there will always be someone better who will come to like you.
"Stupid people are blessed with stupidity." Wei Qian flicked the scented piece of paper with his fingers, and made a pertinent evaluation of his President Ma's life.
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