"Unidentified, male, subhuman, 193 centimeters, 79.5 kilograms, please register with the Human Remains Bureau after entering the city, the information has been delivered, welcome to enter Hong Kong."
"I gained a catty more than last time, hahaha! You're going to lose weight!" Hao Ran laughed violently.
Haoran only felt that his heart was full of exhaustion after a great battle, but he was also overjoyed. After a few years, he was no longer alone.
"What's the explanation for the Survivors Bureau? What is this woman talking about? I couldn't understand the last time I came here."
Haoran smiled and said, "It's an organization that prepares files and manages them in a unified way for humans who escaped from a nuclear war."
"You haven't told Gu how this giant silver beast moves."
"It's called a car, you're too lazy to play with it, you're too lazy to let it go, the core, the sole, the sheath, and the shell, and Haoran is about to explode.
Yin Shoude laughed a few times, and was dragged back by Haoran. He was so curious about everything that happened more than five thousand years later. His world has gone, and now he is going to be a modern man. Yin Shoude said sternly: "Do as the Romans do, ask questions if you don't understand, just touch and see, what's the shame?"
With a blushing face, Haoran pulled the tall, naked man with a long gown around his waist away from the trash can, and said to the women who were pointing around, "Don't look! I just came back from Namek. .”
"Where is Namek?"
"From now on, you are not allowed to ask anything..." Haoran said in great embarrassment, and brought Yin Shoude into the Survivors Bureau, and said, "I didn't see you asking these strange things last time.
Yin Shoude replied: "Last time I wanted to take you back to Chaoge to live a good life. I thought that your family's affairs had nothing to do with Gu, but I didn't know that even Gu has taken root here together. Naturally, you must be familiar with these things."
The left side of the hall of the Remains Bureau was crowded with people, and there was a bronze plaque for "rescue" in front of the window, but there were very few people at the "registration" window on the other side. Haoran took pictures of the counter several times in a row, and the person behind the stage opened his sleepy eyes, "Huh?"
"Registration." Hao Ran said.
The staff member was shocked, "Oh, that's strange, there are still survivors at this time? Name? Age? Occupation? Specialties?"
Haoran turned his head and looked at Yin Shoude, and got the signal of "you have the final say" from the latter's eyes, and said: "Acceptor No. 73□□150 will introduce you, name Yin Jian..."
"Gu doesn't call that name!" King Zhou couldn't laugh or cry, and said viciously: "Don't even try to tease Gu, what a '□□'."
Haoran just wanted to change the name of King Zhou. The person is Jian and the surname is Yin. He didn't think much about it at first. At this moment, Fang Ming knew that he was in trouble, and he laughed so hard that he fell down and said, "Then... Xuanyuan Shou?"
King Zhou agreed with the name Xuanyuan Shou, but Haoran always felt that it was indescribably weird. What would he be if he had Shou? After much deliberation, he finally decided on the name "Xuanyuan Zixin". The staff couldn't laugh or cry, and said, "Age?"
"Four thousand seven hundred... ninety-three years old?" Hao Ran asked tentatively.
King Zhou reprimanded, "Thirty-one!"
A lunatic and a fool had a lot of fun at the Remnants Bureau, and they used the registration office as a place for entertainment.
"Profession?"
"Unemployed."
Xuanyuan Zixin protested, "Emperor!"
"..." Haoran burst into laughter again, turned his head and said: "Then fill in the emperor...do you believe it, bro."
Xuanyuan Zixin said seriously: "I used to be an emperor."
The registrant looked at it for a while and replied, "Letter."
This time it was Haoran's turn to be speechless, and the registrant asked again: "Forget about being good at it, are you married?"
"unmarried."
"Married." King Zhou couldn't help but corrected again.
Unexpectedly, Haoran didn't smile anymore, nodded and said: "He is my spouse."
Opposite the door was the bank, and Haoran deposited the several gold bars that Ji Fa brought into the card, exchanged them into common currency and transferred them to the card, and said with a smile: "Haha! I am also a rich man!"
King Zhou shook his head and said with a smile, "Nothing."
Haoran rolled his eyes, and led him into a clothing store. When he came out, King Zhou's figure immediately attracted the attention of countless people.
King Zhou felt uneasy at the sight, he kept stretching out his hands to tug on his collar, and said, "You eat weird food, and you dress even weirder. It's okay to tie a rope around your neck, and it's like hanging yourself every day..."
Haoran suppressed a smile, and couldn't stop looking at him. He saw that he was dressed in a neat suit. As a matter of fact, people rely on clothes. The dignified King Zhou put on a close-fitting suit, showing a more majestic posture. The only thing that ruined his image was constantly pulling his tie. Said: "It looks good in this outfit. If it's hot, I approve you to take off your coat."
King Zhou took off his coat and carried it casually, his tie was loosened a little, and the collar of his shirt was turned out, revealing his bronze collarbone and neck, making passers-by even more scrutinized.
Haoran was so excited to see this, the two bought some things before going to the beach to rent a boat back to the island.
Stepping on the platform and descending slowly, King Zhou suddenly felt surprised, and said, "I don't see Pangu creating the world this time?"
Haoran shook his head in a daze, and said: "Maybe it's Master Donghuang's divine power that is gradually declining... I just found out that I am Donghuang Bell. When I came to the island to receive his training, his divine power was enough to cover the entire Hong Kong. Now that I come again, I can only Protect this island."
King Zhou nodded, and then asked suspiciously, "Training? Learning martial arts? Just look at your martial arts skills are so-so."
The corner of Haoran's mouth twitched, and said: "It's nothing like that, read books, read a lot of books, and understand history."
The road to the star sea stretches from the bottom to the end, and the light is much dimmer than the one seen in the dream. Haoran stepped forward, bowed and said: "Master Donghuang, Haoran has completed his mission and returned."
King Zhou knelt straight down, kowtowed to the ball of light, and said in a deep voice, "Xuanyuan Zixin came to see his father-in-law."
"It's good that you're back. Live up to my trust." An old man's voice sounded from the light group, as if he had experienced vicissitudes of life, but also seemed to be exhausted, and said: "Jian'er has also brought back, thank you for your hard work."
Haoran took out the Haotian Pagoda, the Demon Refining Pot and the Pangu Axe, and the five ancient artifacts gathered together, and there was a buzzing sound. The sea of stars suddenly became bright, and countless stars flew from the vast universe, intertwined in one place, and surrounded the five artifacts. circling endlessly.
The ax and pot towers flew towards the three altars one after another, suspended on them, and rotated slowly. The light of the Eastern Emperor suddenly lit up, transforming into the shape of a divine beast.
Hao Ran was stunned and said, "Master Dong Huang?"
What the two of them saw was a bird half the height of a person. The bird was gray and black, and its feathers had fallen off in many places. There were gray eyebrows on the bird's eyes, hanging straight to the ground. The bird's head drooped, and it looked old-fashioned. type.
There was a bit of a comforting smile in Donghuang's words, and he said: "Not long ago, Laojun borrowed my body and spirit body, and superimposed reality and dreams. Beast body... What did Zhong Er gain from this trip?"
As he spoke, he spread his wings slightly, and sighed: "It's a pity that I haven't regained my Kun shape, otherwise the search for the Qin, Ding, Seal and Mirror Stone will definitely help you."
Haoran described his trip to Yin and Shang in detail. At this time, he recalled his thrilling journey again. He felt that he was in a daze at that time and knew nothing about walking on thin ice. If he made a slight mistake, he might never come back. When it comes to the love with Yin Shoude, I only lament that good fortune tricks people, and God's will cannot be violated.
In the end, he came to a conclusion: "If I had known that Zixin was Xuanyuanjian, maybe everything would have been different. My only feeling is that I have done almost nothing and become a marionette in their hands. My arrival , causing Zixin to lose his land and status, and in the future he will..."
"Gu has never complained." King Zhou, who had been silent all this time, interjected at this moment.
Haoran replied: "I know, but this can't offset my sense of guilt." He only felt a surge of anger in his heart, an anger that was kept in the dark and completely ignorant, as if he had become a fool. People teased him, but if he wanted to pursue responsibility, who could he turn to
Donghuang replied slowly: "Not only Sanqing, but also my marionette."
Haoran hurriedly said: "Zhong'er dare not."
Donghuang said again: "Didn't do anything? Why did you say that? You are my most important layout, and the only basis for Sanqing to dare to launch the battle of the gods. Jian'er is the guarantee for Nuwa to face the battle, and also The hidden stake planted by the Xuanyuan Clan. In the final analysis, without you two, there would not be a battle of ten thousand immortals, and this war was doomed long after Yan Huang competed for the throne."
"Since the battle of chasing the deer, the situation in the world has not changed. After all, the human race is in charge of China; the battle between Yan and Huang is the first and last battle after the end of the prehistoric era."
"Jian'er also transformed into a human form, which is beyond my expectation. That's all, you two go down to rest first, and I will send you back after I borrow the power of these three artifacts to recuperate for a while."
Haoran couldn't help asking: "Where are you going this time?"
Donghuang replied: "The era of Laojun."
The isolated island was full of wind and waves, the deep black water rolled back and forth, and the hurricane roared and slammed into the cliff.
The isolated island is extremely cold and not a single blade of grass grows, but in a cave deep in the island, it is full of the warmth of spring. Outside the square-inch cave, there are a lot of wooden planks scattered all over the place, which Zixin nailed with his own hands to keep out the wind. There is moist soil along the hole, and green plants from the mainland have been transplanted.
The floor is covered with thick blankets to keep out the cold, and there is a stove in the corner with red charcoal burning in it, making the room warm. There is also a casserole on the stove, stewing fragrant chicken soup.
Haoran looked at Xuanyuan Zixin who was sitting in the corner in a daze.
Zixin wears a single-sided iridescent film, in which countless information jumps up line by line. Words, sentences, and images are reflected on his pupils, which is a way of reading. A small piece of film contains a huge amount of knowledge, including records of history, astronomy, geography, society, and natural sciences known to mankind since the beginning of the world.
Zixin sat there for a day, and Haoran also watched it for a day, and his impression was: this guy has enough brains, he doesn't even need to rest. When I was receiving knowledge, I had to stop and rest every few minutes, otherwise endless information would flood my brain, which would cause boredom in the cerebral cortex, and then cause headaches.
The red message was reflected between Zixin's eyebrows, and he said in a deep voice, "You shouldn't talk to Lord Donghuang like that, he is your father."
Haoran lost his voice and said, "While you are reading, can you still talk to me while you are distracted?"
Zixin glanced at Haoran, this funny move made the latter laugh, Zixin said again: "I also know that you boiled chicken soup, and your belly swelled."
Haoran went over to lift the cover and took a look, then said with a smile: "It's not good yet, why don't you rest for a while?" Then he said: "I know, after all, Lord Donghuang is here to save the world, but the feeling of being kept in the dark is always It’s uncomfortable; you see, he didn’t tell you that after all the ten artifacts are ready, we will all die.”
"We got together for a short time, but he didn't tell you."
Zi Xin stared at the rainbow, and replied: "What fear is there in death? Live together, die together. The worst situation is not to die together, but to leave one party and leave the other party in this world to suffer."
Haoran smiled and said, "That's right. But there are also Nuwa, the Yellow Emperor and the others, and the East Emperor has never said anything about it."
Without waiting for Zi Xin to ask, Hao Ran said to himself: "The sage has lived for thousands of years. When he saw that the world could not be saved, he went back to the ancient times. Nu Wa was originally with the Yellow Emperor, but they separated because of their respective tribes. There was another big battle later, the Yellow Emperor used the power of the goddess to forge the Xuanyuan Sword, that is, you, but in the end he threw the goddess into the world of mountains and seas... In the end, Nuwa is also a poor person."
"So the saint is not a good thing." Haoran came to a conclusion, suddenly remembered something, went out of the cave, Zixin didn't stop him, looked at the rainbow, and murmured: "So this thing is called McDonald's..."
After a while, Haoran fumbled around with a bucket of things, took the chicken soup off the stove, and said, "The soup is ready to drink, and I found something delicious to eat at night..."
Before he finished talking, Zixin picked the rainbow piece, leaned forward, put his arms around Haoran's waist, and said, "Huh? What are you eating?"
"What is this!" Zi Xin was so frightened when he saw the contents of the bucket, he shouted, "You actually eat monsters!"
Haoran only felt a buzzing sound next to his ears, he almost vomited blood from the roar, he struggled and said, "Why are you so excited! This is a crab! It's delicious!"
"That's a monster!" After living for so long, Zi Xin obviously saw this horrible thing for the first time. He quickly stepped back and shouted, "Throw it away! How can you eat such a thing!"
Haoran laughed out of breath, and said: "It's really delicious...don't be afraid..."
Unexpectedly, a masculine man also has this weakness. Haoran didn't know what to say anymore. He grabbed a crab and explained to Zixin repeatedly. This is the pliers, and there is a lot of meat in it. This is the crab shell, and there is delicious crab roe inside...
The crab rolled its eyes, spit out a series of bubbles, bared its teeth and flailed its claws. Zi Xin was horrified when he saw it, and the image appeared in his mind: Hao Ran stuffed this spider-like creature into his mouth, and then chewed it. A crab leg came out of the mouth. The scene where Haoran's lips stretched out immediately gave rise to goosebumps on his arms.
half an hour later.
"Are you sure you don't want to eat it?" Haoran roasted the crab, and the inside of the cave was full of umami. Zixin glared at the noodles while drinking the chicken soup, "Don't mention it again!"
Haoran opened the crab shell, which was full of crab roe, and said: "Hey, close your eyes, I'll give you some, you'll like it."
Zixin closed his eyes in doubt, Haoran put a piece of crab roe into his mouth, Zixin turned his mouth and said, "The taste is not bad. It looks too scary, that's all, you like to eat it, you can eat it yourself, lonely... I won't rob you."
After the meal, Zi Xin was clumsy, washed the dishes and put them away, and smashed some dishes; Hao Ran dimmed the stove a little, huddled under the blanket and lost his mind, and said with a smile, "I can't even wash the dishes."
"I haven't washed it before." Zixin complained, "Your hands are not slippery with that detergent..."
Then the two leaned together, listening to the roar of the waves outside the cave, and looking at the fire in front of them, Zixin said: "The house should have been decorated with bright red silk as a new house."
Haoran let out a "hmm" and replied, "Forget about it."
Zixin embraced Haoran, and they kissed. Haoran said, "I thought we would never have a chance to be together after we were in your tent that day."
"..."
"What's wrong?"
"I can't take off these pants..." Zixin said.
Haoran laughed so hard that he almost lost his breath, and stretched out his hand to help Zixin pull the belt off.