What are the consequences of going home with a Seal of Harmony? Xie Xuanyang didn't know it before.
As soon as he stepped into the house, a long, suffocating spear swiped his cheek and flew over. With a flash of light, Xie Xuanyang's blushing white face was pierced with a slender path. The mouth, thin blood seeped out.
The melancholy expression on Xie Gongzi's face froze immediately. He was still immersed in the grief of parting with his Taoist companion, and even if he rolled off the bed last night, he could not make up for the grief in his heart.
But now he was more frightened than grief.
Young Master Xie leaned back and quietly retracted his right foot when he stepped into the house.
"You, want, go, where, ah, I, dear, love, yes, brother, brother, yo." A faint voice floated out, and a hand as white as jade pressed heavily on his shoulder.
Young Master Xie turned his head and saw a strange face in his eyes. The right side of this face is handsome, and the outline of the eyebrows and eyes can be seen to be similar to Xie Xuanyang, while the other half is swollen into a pig's head, and there is a fist-sized bruise on the eye socket, which is the same as Xie Xuanyang. Chet's phoenix eyes were almost invisible due to the swelling of the eye sockets.
"Brother, brother?" Xie Xuanyang asked hesitantly, "You are..."
"What's wrong with me?" Father Xie grinned, showing his shining white teeth, a sinister smile. Suddenly a bunch of tears rolled down, he said, "Dear brother..."
He swallowed twice, "I was beaten by my father... um... personally... "
He couldn't help crying out, "You don't know how much Daddy he hit, this young master's handsome face! He is not at all afraid that his own son will break his face, and his fist will hit him without saying anything. And take a long.. gun.. pole to smack my ass, just do it, and hang me on the wall to show everyone! Is this my father?! Is it my father?! Ugh!"
Brother Xie was crying so hard that he was about to roll around.
Xie Xuanyang didn't know whether to comfort him or not. At this moment, a man in red clothes and silver armor rushed out from the inner room like a whirlwind, with a fierce and ferocious anger on his face. He grabbed Brother Xie's collar with one hand and roared, "Is it wrong for me to hit you?!! If it weren't for you, your brother would go to the big world and not come home for so long?"
Big Brother Xie burst into tears and cried even more, "Wow! What did I do wrong? What did I do wrong? I didn't let my brother go!"
The man roared, "You're right?! It's not that you happily dangle in front of Xuanyang with the task of that world, he will know?!! He has a chance to run over?!"
Brother Xie said, "My brother misses a man, can I stop him? If I disturb his love, I will be kicked by a donkey!"
The man said angrily, "But he's not yet grown up!!!!"
The native born and raised in the upper realm came of age at 1,800 years old, and now Xie Xuanyang is 1,300 years old, still five hundred years away.
After the man grabbed Big Brother Xie and roared, he turned his head and stared at Xie Xuanyang, who was trying to retreat and escape. He saw the ambiguous product on his neck after a night of wandering, and his eyes flew out immediately.
Xie Xuanyang thought that something was wrong, so he turned around and was about to run, but he was grabbed by the man before he took a few steps.
"Xie, Xuan, Yang!!!"
Young Master Xie could hear the creaking sound of the man's teeth, "Dad... Daddy..."
Li Yishan was so angry that all the hair on his head exploded, and the military general with his hair tied and his whiskers trembled, as if to show his furious mood. He looked at Xie Xuanyang's mark extending from his neck to his clothes. As a person who had come here, it was not difficult for him to infer how intense the battle was. His face was so black that he turned blue, "Good guy, you've developed your skills, so you won't go home, and you're still underage and fooling around with wild men?"
Xie Xuanyang retorted, "Qing Xiao is not a wild man, he is my Taoist companion."
As soon as these words fell, Li Yishan's face turned even darker, "That's why his name is Qingxiao."
With a quick turn of his thoughts, he suddenly recalled the name from his memory, turned his head and roared into the room, "Thank you! Ning! Far!!! Look at the good disciples you taught!!! Even underages! !”
"I didn't teach him." A white figure floated out of the room, immortal style, black hair neatly tied in the crown, only a small trace of blue silk hanging on the side of the face along the forehead. He has a pair of extremely beautiful phoenix eyes, and the light in his eyes is fierce, which makes people think of the sword involuntarily.
This man is the famous Immortal Zixu, but no matter how powerful the Immortal Monarch is, he will have to be counseled in front of the wrathful Dao Companion. This is related to the question of who is responsible for the son's bad learning. If the responsibility is put on the Taoist companion's bed for a year, the Taoist companion may simply run back to the underworld with anger and live apart.
Xianjun said that being unable to sleep and living in two places is not the life of a fairy at all, and he can't bear this fault.
So he simply launched his eldest daughter-in-law. He said, "It's his apprentice."
Brother Xie's Taoist companion was pushed out with a blinded look, he looked left and right, and saw his father-in-law looking at him with the expression "I killed you". He froze for a long time, "I... I... "
What can he say
Qing Xiao was indeed his only apprentice at the beginning. When this apprentice entered the Dao, he was guided by Brother Xie, who was a teacher. So the apprentice raised by the husband and wife together cleaned and ate the beautiful and beautiful underage uncle, who was to blame
One day is a teacher, a lifetime is a father, the son does not teach the fault of the father. Sister Xie could only lie down and be beaten.
But is my father-in-law's fist acceptable? Although Mrs. Xie has a very powerful status, which is beneficial to all beings, it does not mean that he is omnipotent! It does not mean that he is resistant to beatings! He can't die, but he can only rank second to last in the upper realm in terms of martial arts. Can this be compared with his father-in-law Li Yishan, who is tied for second place with Immortal Zixu? Can you compare
He can't die, but it's also very painful!
At the moment when her father-in-law grabbed her and beat her madly, Mrs. Xie felt that she might be the incarnation of the toughest law in history, no one.
Seeing that the distinguished sister-in-law Xie had been beaten and lay on the ground like a dead pig, Young Master Xie panicked.
He thought to himself: It's over, Dad is really furious this time, and even the incarnation of the immortal emperor who dared not fight was beaten into a pig's head by his sister-in-law.
Seeing the furious father walking towards him step by step, Xianjun's father stood by, and Young Master Xie felt it was necessary to save himself.
He took a deep breath, pursed his lips, and his eyebrows dropped at a speed visible to the naked eye. Phosphorescence sparkled in his beautiful eyes, a melancholy and sorrowful appearance of being forced to be separated from his beloved. emerged.
He looked up at the sky forty-five degrees, his face was slightly sideways, and his eyes were also glowing with a touch of red, which looked so lovable.
Li Yishan's heart trembled when he saw it, but it was only a tremor. This kind of beauty passed down from Immortal Zixu can't shake him, unless Immortal Monarch makes this look in person.
Of course, Daddy Li also knows that this is a delusion, and Immortal Zixu is a dead face paralyzed who doesn't understand the style.
The only one in the family who knew what Xie Feng was about was the eldest son, a Taoist companion, but this one was a pervert who knew the color of everyone's underwear as long as he thought about it.
Xie Xuanyang sighed softly and said, "Dad, hit me, it's all my fault."
Can Daddy Li fight now? Although he wouldn't be fooled by beauty, he could only soften his heart when he saw that his own son wanted Xizi to hold his heart. His outstretched fist loosened into a palm, and helplessly rubbed his younger son's head, and said, "Yaoer, tell me honestly, is it that wild man who seduced you?"
Brother Xie interjected, "Come on, Dad, you don't know, the youngest room is full of things from that kid Qingxiao. This kid has collected it since he was a child, and he can't wait to collect all the hair that Qingxiao fell off."
Embarrassed now, Daddy Li turned his head and said, "Shut your mouth and ask your brother, what are you talking about?"
Brother Xie pouted and muttered, "That's what it is... I'm addicted to his brother Qingxiao's beauty, and I'll go down and hook people whenever I get a chance."
Daddy Li said, "Bah! Nonsense! How can you be so good looking?"
Brother Xie said, "So Qing Xiao was so provoked that he couldn't help but go to bed with him. Dad, are you stupid? Dad is as good-looking as Yao'er. If he comes to hook you up, can you hold back?"
Daddy Li didn't want to talk to the eldest son and threw a dog at him.
Brother Xie said that he would not accept the dog, and continued, "Besides, anyone who cultivates his father's sword intent has to be indifferent. How could Qing Xiao seduce Qing Xiao?"
Saying that, he smiled happily, "Frigidity~"
Daddy Li gave a very indifferent smile and said, "You have also cultivated as a man, so there is nothing to laugh at if you have been indifferent. It's not that you can't get out of bed now."
Brother Xie said: "It's as if you can get it, Dad."
Li Yishan raised his fist, and Brother Xie immediately closed his mouth.
Li Yishan turned his head and continued to talk to his youngest son Xuanyang, "Yaoer, did he seduce you?"
Xie Xuanyang shook his head. Li Yishan looked at his increasingly melancholy and sad little eyes, and asked again, "Then why are you sad?"
Just as Xie Xuanyang was about to talk about the grief that he and Qing Xiao were forced to separate, he was interrupted unscrupulously by his father, "Probably he was bullied."
When Li Yishan heard this, he immediately became furious, "What?!! How dare that trash Qingxiao bully my son?!!"
"No, no, he didn't!" Xie Xuanyang hurriedly explained, "I, he..."
Xianjun Zixu glanced at the imprint on Xie Xuanyang's neck and interrupted, "He didn't recognize it after eating it."
Xie Xuanyang said, "No! He..."
"I'm going to break his dog's legs!!" Li Yishan was even more angry and interrupted, "Xuanyang, you are not allowed to say good things to him!"
As he spoke, he sealed Xie Xuanyang's mouth with a trick.
Young Master Xie couldn't speak, so he could only watch his father fan the flames, while Daddy Li was so angry that he ran out and mentioned the long gun that he just threw out, wishing to stab Qing Xiao right now.
At this moment, a letter from a crane flew in in time to suppress Li Yishan's anger towards Qing Xiao, but at the same time let the anger transfer to Xie Xuanyang himself.
Li Yishan's hand trembled while holding the letter, the veins on the back of his hand bulged, and soon the blood vessels on his forehead began to beat wildly.
One day in the sky, one year on the earth. After six days, the three-meter-long complaint letter that detailed Hua Wenyu and Xie Xuanyang's troubles in the lower world was finally written by Tang Wulu, director of the Department of Interpretation, and sent to the two parents. .
Xie Xuanyang didn't know what happened to Hua Wenyu's house, who was taken by Gong Lingze to the Dragon Clan Prison as soon as he came back. But he knew that his own father was furious, and the beating he finally escaped came.
Xie Xuanyang has been wearing the skin of a good boy since he was a child. At the age when his brother was stripped of his pants when he went to the house, he was beaten by his own father. . Li Yishan once was relieved to think that their family had a good and well-behaved child, not like Daddy Li and Father Xie fighting when they were children, nor going out of the sky like Brother Xie.
However, just today, Daddy Li learned that there is no such thing as a good child in their family's blood. A bear is still a bear, but Xuanyang, the beautiful bear, can disguise.
Xie Xuanyang could not escape being beaten, nor could he escape the fate of being locked up after that beating.
He was locked in Xie's father's sword-casting room, and he could only squat in the sword spirit pool with his eyes closed every day, until the day when he was soaring.
However, he still couldn't see Qing Xiao on this side. At the first moment when Daojun Qingxiao ascended to the upper realm and landed, he was grabbed by Daddy Li and Daddy Xie with weapons and beat them into the Tianting Medical Center.
I heard that just before Daojun fell into a coma, he did not forget to grab Xianjun Zixu's sleeve and asked to marry Xuanyangjun.
At that time, Daddy Li's angry roar resounded through the sky, "Dream! Heartbreaker!"
The author has something to say: Qing Xiao: The first time I heard that I am an 1800-year-old adult
Daddy Li: Start in three years, the highest death penalty
Father Xie: What Taoist says is right
Brother Xie: Hey, my brother finally got spanked too
Sister-in-law Xie: I'm not a pervert, I'm just omniscient...