Deceive Me, Marry Me

Chapter 154: Hey hey hey, how does it feel to suffer the loss of being dumb?

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Sheng Weiqiao originally thought that he would have a hard time sleeping that night, and would even stay awake all night, tossing and turning until dawn.

But it turned out that because Hong Tian made a "long journey" to the beach, he teased Sheng Sleeping Crane and cried for more than half a month. He stayed awake after the teasing, and the pampered Zhang Zai Mingzhu was already extremely tired. After that, I was so angry that within a quarter of an hour I fell asleep happily!

Sheng Sleeping Crane, who also believed that she would be tossing and turning all night long until dawn, said: "..."

He was waiting for the bad girl to taunt her when she couldn't sleep. He was ready with all the ridicule, blows, sarcasm and ridicule. So the girl actually fell asleep like that

In disbelief, Sheng Sleeping Crane even touched the quilt he was covering and touched the stone east of the quilt to confirm that they were still sleeping in the small cave east of Tortoiseshell Peak and not that they had returned to Sheng Mansion. Surrounded by pearls and greenery!

Then, Sheng Suihe felt deeply puzzled: such a hard stone bed, such a thin bedding, such a neither soft nor gorgeous quilt, and the wet breath due to the continuous moon rain... The cost of food and clothing was too small. How could Sheng Weiqiao, who was so particular about being so particular, fall asleep with someone lying next to him in such a bad state

Could it be that the girl had perfectly inherited her grandfather's fine virtues - from being a wealthy young man in fine clothes to a frontier soldier sleeping in the ice and snow without any pressure - just because the Sheng family's pampering had obscured her outstanding talent? !

But even if Sheng Weiqiao is a very hard-working and easy-going Ziren, when she is lying next to her and covering her with a quilt, she actually falls asleep so quickly and without any embarrassment, such a pure and unpretentious lady, so that Sheng Suihe felt overwhelmed and speechless: It was also the first time in his adult life to sleep in the same bed with the opposite sex. With the perfect advantage, he felt his heart beat a little faster, his heartbeat fluctuated, and his mood was complicated, okay? !

Could it be that he had been living in a pirate den for many years, and no matter how much he pretended to be on the outside, he lacked the calmness, composure, composure, calmness, and calmness that a master should have on the outside, so he could not possess the true master style like Sheng Weiqiao

The more Sheng Suihe thought about it, the more he felt restless. But at that moment, Sheng Weiqiao suddenly turned over, from facing him with her back to facing him. In this way, the girl's sweet breath was all on his neck. between-

Sheng Sleeping Crane: "..."

Did my sister subconsciously mistrust her

Could it be that he has a good face that is harmless to humans and animals

When the Sea of Slaughter was there, the reason why those people mistakenly fled in the face of the wind was because they couldn't see their true appearance because they were wearing masks, so they turned into "Crow Slaughter"

Isn’t it true that my appearance is too beautiful and my skin is too red, so my sister doesn’t think of myself as a man at all? ! ! !

When things got to that point, Sheng Sleeping Crane was already a little crazy.

But as the saying goes, misfortunes never come singly - Sheng Weiqiao beside him suddenly stretched out his legs and groped for two things under the quilt, and then touched him unceremoniously!

Sheng Sleeping Crane: "..."

Qiu Bubu could tell that when Sheng Weiqiao did that, his breathing was always steady and even, and his heartbeat was normal. He would definitely think that the girl was pretending to sleep!

Feeling her legs clawing at his chest, Sheng Sleeping Crane pondered for a moment between "push her up immediately" and "throw her off the couch and leave", and decided to choose the third option: He was very curious about that. What are you looking for when you fall asleep

That doesn't mean that he deliberately pried into Sheng Weiqiao's privacy, but that he remembered the scene last night when Sheng Weiqiao fell asleep and held on to the corner of his clothes and refused to let go - could the girl still remember this after falling asleep tomorrow night? , are you afraid that you will be frozen without a quilt

Sheng Suihe's eyes softened and he couldn't help but wonder if he could give her a coat

Otherwise, if the girl didn't find it after searching for a long time, and when she woke up suddenly and saw the situation in front of her eyes, she would most likely be so embarrassed that she might not even be able to sleep that morning!

It turned out that the emotion in Sheng Suihe's heart was not over. Sheng Weiqiao, who had been groping for a long time with his legs on his chest and almost wanted to touch his clothes, suddenly turned over and touched him as if he was sure that he had found what he wanted. Around you!

Before Sheng Sleeping Crane could react, the girl used her legs and feet to hug him tightly!

Sheng Sleeping Crane was thrown into his arms: "!!!!!!"

- If not, he reacted so quickly that he could have almost slapped that naughty little girl to death, okay?

After all, for so many years, anyone who approached him while he was sleeping, except for the fifth day of the lunar month, came to kill him or harm him. All his close friends knew that it was best to stay away while he was asleep or in a coma.

"I really believe that ordinary people are blessed with great fortune and great destiny!" Sheng Suihe took two deep breaths and silently ran his external skills for a week. He finally calmed down, then lowered his eyes and rested his head on his shoulder. , Sheng Weiqiao, who was sleeping heartlessly, poked her cheek gently or hard with the leg that was not hugged by her, and said expressionlessly, "Let go, let go! Do you hear me? Hurry up!!! "

Sheng Weiqiao was poked several times and finally woke up.

Because of the lack of light in the cave and because she hadn't fully woken up, Bu Nao half-opened her eyes in a daze. After looking around, the girl found nothing. Instead of letting go of the sleeping crane, she became very confused. She continued to rub against his body, and she had the idea of crawling onto him to sleep. Sheng Suihe looked at her dumbfoundedly, grabbing the hem of his clothes and pulling them hard, looking like she was begging for help and turning over to use him. The mat's posture made her whole body stiff for a long time before he pushed her eastward!

Sheng Weiqiao, who was pushed eastward, obviously wanted to struggle. Bu Nao struggled because he was too sleepy, and stopped moving after his legs and feet were pinned down by the ashen-faced Sheng Suihe. However, she still kept her legs and feet and hugged him. She rubbed her cheek against his arm with great enjoyment. She snuggled into his arms for a few times before she calmed down and continued to sleep comfortably!

She was sleeping soundly, but Sheng Sleeping Crane, who was held by her, felt that his whole body was about to turn to stone!

Then that... that's completely different from what he thought, okay? !

Although he had been showing off to Sheng Weiqiao all day long, he actually found an opportunity to go out and see Gongsun Xi to learn about the situation. He also said, "Didn't that good girl pretend to be crying and worry him for most of the day?" ? Now it's his turn to pretend to be angry and retaliate while watching that sweet girl become frightened and frightened, crying and begging for mercy!

In Sheng Suihe's imagination, Sheng Weiqiao should have been unable to sleep after he came here, and then he just made fun of the girl for a while, then revealed the truth, got up and left - he was very clueless. He got to the point where he actually slept with the girl. When the girl insisted last night, he just walked beside the bed and didn't flirt with her!

but now

"Wake her up? Otherwise, we can't spend the night seriously, right?" Sheng Suihe wanted to continue poking Sheng Weiqiao's face, but then he thought, "What should I do if she wakes up and starts crying?"

Although Sheng Weiqiao rolled over and hugged him, and even wanted to crawl towards him, she knew that the good girl would definitely not think that she was taking advantage of him, and would feel that she had suffered a big loss!

In the middle of the night, it’s okay for the little ancestor to be crying and fussing all morning without sleeping. Anyway, she will be the one who will boil water, chop wood, cook, make cows and horses tomorrow morning...

Sheng Suihe thought about the many chores he had to do in those two days to serve the little ancestor, and silently retracted his leg fingers, silently praying that Sheng Weiqiao would be merciful, hold him for a while, and then let him go. Then he would definitely I will be kicked away as quickly as possible, and I will go to the entrance of the cave to blow in the cold wind in the middle of the night to calm myself down, so that I can be calm in the morning!

But he waited and waited until it was almost dawn. Sheng Weiqiao didn't even ask for him to be let go. He was muttering something in the middle and stretching his legs to rub his arms and chest - Sheng Sleeping He memorized the Four Books and Five Classics one by one, and even mentally wrote three articles on the topics of the first two subjects. After revising and polishing them from beginning to end, he saw that Sheng Weiqiao's legs were not so restless, and he finally couldn't bear it anymore!

He resolutely hit her sleeping hole, rolled and crawled onto the stone couch, and didn't even take her coat. He simply escaped from the cave in despair!

Because he had been lying stiffly for a long time, his legs and feet were so stiff that he could not recover when he stood up. When he went out, he didn't see a puddle of water on the ground. He stepped on it and almost fell - eye disease. He quickly held on to the mountain wall with his legs before he could stand still, and went out in a very embarrassed state.

Chuwu, who was awakened, let out a questioning growl without knowing why.

"Fifth brother, he's fine." There was silence outside the cave for a while before Sheng Suihe's hoarse voice came, "I'll stay there and he'll come back as soon as he goes!"

He didn't come back until dawn. Just in time, Sheng Weiqiao rubbed his eyes and stood up. Seeing him coming in covered with moisture, he said hello in a confused way: "Brother, good morning!"

Sheng Sleeping Crane carried two hares on one leg and a small willow basket that looked like it was woven on the other leg.

The willow basket was covered with a few broad leaves, and it was impossible to tell what was inside.

After hearing Sheng Weiqiao's greeting, he clearly froze, but he didn't expect to meet the girl getting up by such a coincidence.

Sheng Sleeping Crane silently put the willow basket on the stone table. Sheng Sleeping He coughed dryly and tried to look calm as before: "It's getting late. My dear, come over and freshen up quickly. It's time for breakfast!"

"Come here, come here!" Sheng Weiqiao couldn't sleep with his clothes on because the brother and sister were in the same room for those two days, and it was also very cold in the mid-autumn in the south.

It was not convenient to get up at that moment. I tightened the ties, straightened the train of my east robe, gathered up my long hair that had spread all over the couch, moved to the side of the couch and sat on my silk shoes, and then I got up.

She carefully held up her long hair so as not to turn it into a broom when she bent over. She went to the side to get a willow green salt towel and other items. She went outside to the spring water to rinse her mouth and wash her face. As soon as she got up, she seemed to have thought of something. , the delicate body suddenly shook!

Sheng Sleeping Crane, who had been watching her every move closely since she left the cave, walked a few steps to the entrance of the cave and showed a sneer when she saw this: Do you remember

Look how I’m wrong about me now! ! !

The reason why I didn't wake me up last night, but clicked my sleeping point and ran away, oh no, I left calmly, was so that I could feel Dong's feeling of being dumb!

He didn't believe it. Even he was clearly disturbed by such an embarrassing scene last night - when the good girl thought about it, would she dig a hole and get in

He was ready to lend her the dagger!

Then, I saw Sheng Weiqiao's expression changing. After he finished throwing the willow branch away, he grabbed the handkerchief, turned around and walked towards the cave angrily!

Sheng Sleeping Crane: "..."

Could it be that the good girl became angry because of shame and planned to anger me again? !

"Before I ask you, because I am young and ignorant, I will refuse!" His face suddenly turned gloomy, "But that time I came to provoke me first, and made me brave the wind in the morning. The rain has been calming down outside until now. If you dare to rake it..."

It turned out that Sheng Weiqiao had already walked in, and when she saw him, she gave him a fierce look. At that moment, she did not point at his nose and scold him for shamelessly taking advantage of his sister, as Sheng Suihe had expected. It was cheap, but he put his long hair on his hips and sneered: "I almost forgot! Yesterday I actually used the fifth day of the lunar month to scare him! He was very angry! Even after a morning, he was still very angry - that's why he didn't ask for breakfast tomorrow! You can eat the food I cooked by myself!!!"

Sheng Sleeping Crane: "... ... ... ... ...!!!"

He really wanted to vomit blood! ! !